hmmm, Magic Johnson just bought the FatBurger chain...am I the only one who sees the obvious dickjoke here? ;)))

btw, FatBurger has the best damn burgers ever, especially their double with chili...
SykkBoy more deranged stuff yet to come

It's not just you Melody, I haven't been able to get CEN for awhile now.

Shok Tonda says we rule

next they'll be screaming Allah Akbahr and storming our Dairy Queens.
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funniest shit today
Nathaniel

The fellow on board the Greyhound had a Croatian ID, and although there are definitely many Muslims in that area of the world, it's not known for its anti-western extremists (well, not the freelance sort). Still, makes you wonder if that's what the wussies have come to...maybe next they'll be screaming Allah Akbahr and storming our Dairy Queens.

Am I the only one who can't get to CEN this morning? Trafficcash has been veddy good to us this last month, so we're wondering.

And on the subject of man's inhumanity to man, we observe bear's humanity to babies - check this out (pardon me if it's a repeat):
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20011002/od/toddler_dc_1.html

Melody if you're going to finally buy that Playuh outfit...

you don't wanna miss shots of Mutt from jail!
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Franky owns jailcam.com...could be fun.
Nathaniel

you don't wanna miss shots of Mutt from jail!
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and you most definately do not want to miss the live feed!!!!!!
JR

Nathaniel,
if Mutt gets arrested for it,
you'll read first about it at
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or
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make a bookmark on both,
you don't wanna miss shots of Mutt from jail!
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Last I heard, Mutt is listing all webmaster programs who have Opranoplus buttons pointed to
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Serge...are you sure this is legal?
Nathaniel

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Serge...I'd rather talk making money. Whats the plan
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You wanna talk money???

not a problem.

Last I heard, Mutt is listing all webmaster programs who have Opranoplus buttons pointed to
http://opranoplus.com
and...
it's FREE!

drop Mutt e-mail at
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Serge FREE program listings

JR...ah yes, the 7 p-rule.
Nathaniel

JR

You seem very reasonable and perhaps you are too kind of a person.

Your story is all to human, you never know how a person will react.
I'm glad you are still alive, the world is most likely a nicer place with you here.
Alas, it was almost not the case "YOU WERE LUCKY!!!"

With respect to Peter Urban and Gogan Yamaguci there is no substitute for fire power.
DAMNMAN ZMASTER "NEW MEDICAL FETISH CONTENT RELEASED"

Serge...I'd rather talk making money. Whats the plan
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whatever your plan is... make not getting caught and going to prison again, a key part of it :-)))

Proper
Prior
Planning
Prevents
Piss
Poor
Performance

:-))
JR

This should take the edge off:

http://www.fieler.com/terror/

Andy A Webmaster Central..... Got Content?

Good points JR, and I would also add the emotional toll the shooter would go through if shooting someone.

A friend of mine shot an intruder in his honme and even though the courts declared it self-defense, to this very day (about 12 years now) he still struggles with the thought he took a human life. He had nightmares for quite some time after that. That's something else to consider when pulling that trigger...
SykkBoy more deranged stuff yet to come

care to compare notes?
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Serge...I'd rather talk making money. Whats the plan??
Nathaniel

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Serge...I've served time brother. Anyone need a bodyguard?
Nathaniel
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...and I built Maximum Security prisons...

care to compare notes?
Serge

A big thank you to ALL of our webmasters who so graciously donated their ARS Rewards points to the multiple charities that are involved in helping out the victims of the terrorist attacks. Our webmasters raised over $7700, kudos to all of you who participated and showed how the Internet can be a close-knit family too.

In a related topic, the Webmasters 4 America auction starts this afternoon. Hop on over there http://www.webmasters4america.com and help out by bidding on some great items.

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Would you recommend shooting him or getting raped and killed by him to your room mate?
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considering that he almost bled to death from multiple head lacerations and contusions, before they got him to intensive care... that was never really an issue.

However, i would recommend killing him. not shooting him.... wouldnt want any frivolous lawsuits afterwards.

JR

DAMNMAN,
one CAN NOT make eny recomendations...this is one situation when one can only find out thru own experience
;-(((
Serge

you know Serge, it was one of those situations where if i would ask any person what they would do... they would all answer the same "of course i would shoot him!"

it is just not that easy. if i did not know him, i probably would have shot him without any problems. Even the police asked me why i did not shoot him, since i was backed against a wall and he was coming at me with a knife.

the point was, i should have never pulled the gun out because it almost got ME killed. the only reason i did not take the knife from him sooner was once i had the gun in my hand, i knew i could never let it go without the risk of him getting ahold of it. i created a bad situation.

it was a bad thing. i would NEVER recommend anyone to have a gun unless you know for a fact you are ready to kill someone? and quite simply, without already having the experience of killing someone, you will never know until that moment comes.

JR

JR

Would you recommend shooting him or getting raped and killed by him to your room mate?
DAMNMAN ZMASTER "NEW MEDICAL FETISH CONTENT RELEASED"

Amazing how we have experts in every field here at Oprano! ;-)


JR you tell a good and important story.

http://www.oprano.com/caption.html Vote now on best captions!!!
Mike AI Vote NOW!

JR

I've shot people for less!!!


DAMNMAN ZMASTER "NEW MEDICAL FETISH CONTENT RELEASED"

Serge...I've served time brother. Anyone need a bodyguard?
Nathaniel

Mike,

I just picked up one of these bad boys in the 6 and 1/2" barrel:
http://www.taurususa.com/m608.html
There's definetly a ROAR when you fire off all 8 rounds in succession.


Toolz ARS

I'd shoot him so many times he'd look like swiss cheese.
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talkers are rarely doers....
Serge

NM .. I found it. I'm in last place. What I want to know is .. who is the ONE person that voted for me?
Colin TGP2. Everyone else does.

JR,
thanks for sharing,
you covered the EXACT angle I was talking about.

Shooting the gun, quitting smoking,
getting laid...
IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND.

If you are not ready-
you are just not ready.

Good advices,
and aparently from the horse'd mouth.
Serge

in the end, i still could not shoot him. i hit him over the head with enough force that it bent the barrel on a Smith and Wesson
.357 with a 5 1/4" barrell.
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What a shame to damage that gun! I'd shoot him so many times he'd look like swiss cheese. Glad to hear you did not get hurt.Cool Post!
Nathaniel

What's the URL for the asshole list?
Colin Building An Empire

sorry for long post. but this may save your life.
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There are more important factors to concider,
will you have enough guts to
1) pull it?
2) push the trigger?

if you are not sure-
my advice-
stay away from fire arms.
_____________________________

i was living with a girl when her recently ex boyfriend broke into the house at 3am and decided to "talk"

she went to talk to him, he started knocking her around. she ran upstairs and ran into her room and locked the door. i came out of my room as he was trying to open her door. I put my arm on his shoulder and said "Sean, c'mon, lets all calm down and go downstairs and talk calmly and work this out"

it was dark, i could not see anything. but i felt the knife as he pushed it into my stomach and said "fuck you, i am gonna kill you too (too, implying that he was going to kill her)"

he was high on coke, depressed and in one of those "if she wont have me... no one will have her" kind of moods.

i immediatly backed away and apologized and at the same time, he opened the door to her room. i had a .357 within arms reach in the hall closet... but not loaded. I grabbed the gun and began loading it and he walked back out of the room and saw me. He just looked at me blankly and said "you dont have the balls to do it... now your dead"

i calmly said "Sean, you have really crossed the line, you need to leave right now... or i am going to shoot you". i was back against the wall and in a corner.
He just looked at me coldly and said "fuck you, pull the trigger" as he lunged at me with the knife. Even in that situation, i could not pull the trigger... just put my thumb in front of the hammer and pulled the trigger and hit him over the head, knocking him out.

as i sat there for a second trying to come to my senses and understand if was a dream or really happening, he woke up immediately and tried to stab me. i grabbed the hand with the knife and was trying to subdue him and we ended up on the floor. he was trying to get the gun and trying to stab me at the same time. that was one of the most difficult moments in my life... I had him locked up, but he would not stop and it was just a matter of time before he got loose from my hold.

i had to decide if i was going to let him possibly get the gun, stab me... or i was going to just shoot him.

i begged him to stop before i was forced to kill him. he just kept telling me he was going to kill me.

in the end, i still could not shoot him. i hit him over the head with enough force that it bent the barrel on a Smith and Wesson .357 with a 5 1/4" barrell. again, he was unconscious. I took the knife and threw it... but what could i do with the gun? if he got it, he would try to shoot me. As soon as he opened his eyes, i clocked him again over the head. i repeated this process for several minutes until the police arrived.

I am 5 10" 190, and have a black belt in Go Ju Ryu Karate, have boxed and studied other styles of karate over the years. i am not a pussy and there was a time when i loved to fight. But i learned at that point that i was not a killer, though my initial reaction was to grab the gun and shoot him.

i learned that pulling out a weapon without having the determination to use it without hesitation... was not smart, it was suicide.
the problem guns is that there is only one truth... you may think you are tough, but unless you have killed someone already and know what that feels like, you will never know how you will react until that final moment of truth.

my advice to anyone as an experienced street fighter and past owner of a martial arts school is simple. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO USE ANY WEAPON THAT YOU DO NOT WANT USED ON YOU.

my advice to women is simple. do nothing. meeting agression, with agression will seal your fate. just scream. do not be in the wrong place at the wrong time. you cannot avoid a couple facts of life:

1) the laws of physics. your attacker is stronger, he is bigger. he is more powerful. there is a reason why almost any fighting or contact sport in the world is divided into weight classes.
2)kicking him in the balls is going to piss him off. you cannot meet agression with agression without expecting to be overpowered. it is a mistake.

leave the weapons at home. dont be a hero. dont be brave. do not think you are tougher, faster or better prepared than your attacker. chances are, you are not.

ignoring that simple advice, kills more people than anything.

i hate "self defense" classes. especially for woman. it is a scam. there are no short cuts... no secret holds, throws or strikes or kicks. fighting is a skill. like any skill it takes years to master. some may never master it, some may never even be able to get over the feeling of actually hitting a person.
having a false sense of security by going to Thai Bo twice a week will get you hurt or killed just as fast as pulling out a weapon you are not ready, or not trained to use.

JR

Shok -

I think it was you. I think you went to the greyhound station and took a bus to a bus to be able to get on there and knife the driver.

Just one question were you wearing the new thing Brad got you for your bday?
Tonda Shok says we rule...however he does not love me anymore:)

BTW,
in case you thought it's safe getting back into waters:

"Men can develop breast cancer too, although its incidence is low. In 2001, 1,500 male cases are projected to be diagnosed, and 400 men will die from the disease."
Serge (if we don't help, who will?????) new content, new owners, new deals

haha Shok, Back when I had my Kasul, the indoor ranges wouldnt even let you shoot one inside.
voodooman

Voodooman - a good roar is a .357 Maganum, 2 inch barrel with +p+ ammunition.
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and mine is loaded with bullets with a hole inside, which makes it
shutter upon contact in all directions.

if you hit the arm-
it will take the arm off.

The only problem with it,
if you have artritis, you'd feel pain in your arm,
powerful stuff
;-)))
Serge (if we don't help, who will?????) new content, new owners, new deals

Dare ya ta shoot it...my .45 winchester mag handgun.
Nathaniel

hehe Voodooman, bring a DE .50 or a super redhawk .44 mag to the gun range and watch the guys next to you jump out of their skin when it goes off.

Shok Tonda says we rule

I don't think this was a terrorist act. I think it was just some lunatic who attacked the driver. I've always thought it would be safer to work at a 7-11 on the graveyard shift in an inner city than be a bus driver.


Shok Tonda says we rule

Voodooman - a good roar is a .357 Maganum, 2 inch barrel with +p+ ammunition. HAHA 3 foot flame comes out...

if you don't hit the bad guy, you would blind him with the muzzle flash.


Mike AI Vote for the best captions - there are some good ones!

"If I have to shoot, I want something that is going to ROAR"

haha, if you want something that will Roar, you need to get a Kasul or Desert Eagle .50 handgun. :-)
I used to have a Kasul and you need to be wearing ear plugs when you pull the trigger.
voodooman

http://www.colt.com/colt/html/a2a5_coltdefender.html
thats about as small as you get in .45's peaches


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No color options??!! ;)

OK, I'm going gun shopping now - I'll let you guys know what "Bubba" sets me up with - and no "let's surprise Peaches" visits, OK? :)
Peaches

Actually, I found where Mutt wrote about it...however, I did not see many comments.

Tonda No guns here...just great video feeds!

Ok....all this gun talk has given me the willies!!

I can't fish through to see if this has been mentioned or not but I was wanting to hear comments on it.

Did anyone here about the guy that slit the throat of a Greyhound bus driver in Tennesse this morning?

If this has been posted and talked about let me know...I could not fish through and find it if it has:)

Good day!
Tonda No guns here...just great video feeds!

http://www.colt.com/colt/html/a2a5_coltdefender.html
thats about as small as you get in .45's peaches


Shok look

Lance, that's the way it was at my house. My brother asked me "Why did we always have guns around and never shoot anyone?!" It's because we were more afraid of getting our butts whipped than anything the gun could do!

Can I put a 45 in my pocketbook?


Peaches

Shok, I would not miss. :-)

Do not get me wrong, I do not carry any 22s. I prefer my .40s, 9mm, or .45s but I have read many reports how deadly .22s are. ( especially for killing people effectively and quietly)

If I have to shoot, I want something that is going to ROAR and if it does not hit the bad guy, it will scare the shit out of them. I also like the idea of 15+ rounds...

I always said first 5 shots are to get them to run, if they are still around after that - I am going for the kill. hahaha




Mike AI Vote for the best captions - there are some good ones!

I think I read where the mafia liked using .22's because they were quiter, but they usually would sneak up on the victim and pop a round off in their ear. The .22 being so little usually never exited.

Shok we use .50's

...and Shok, be serious and come clean...you really are Cliff Yablonski, aren't you?
SykkBoy halloween every day

Yeah .22's are used most often in unsuccessful suicides too..usuaully the bullet will just bounce around inside the skull and scramble the brains...like the Stephen King short story "Ballad Of The Flexible Bullet"

Maybe that can be a charity thing Mike...shoot Shok in the ehad with a .22 and win a groovy "I Bin Loading For Bin Lauden" t-shirt ;)))
SykkBoy halloween every day

ok your on mike, but if you miss, then it's my turn :)

Shok we use .50's

On the subject of the .22, dont waste your time, if a perp breaks into your house, thats on drugs, the .22 is just going to piss him off, I stand by shok's statement of using a .45
voodooman

Peaches, "super sexy redneck" I think that'd be LBBV...LOL ;)))

Colin and SP, good points on the 15 hits...I believe that's where speed could come in 15 hits that were infield hits and hits where normally the runner would be out.

Growing up in Wyoming, I was basically raised with a gun in my hand...of course we grew up with a lot of respect for those guns. I remember my dad saying "don't aim at anything you don't intend to shoot" and "don't shoot it unless you're going to eat it or it's going to eat you" To this day, I get the giggles when shooting paper targets, wondering how they'll taste with a bit of salt ;)


SykkBoy mroe deranged stuff yet to come

I think if you shot at a persons head from more than 30 feet away with a .22, the bullet would just bounce off.
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OK Shok how about I take 1 shot at your head from 50 feet awat with a .22 and see what it does.

http://www.oprano.com/caption.html
Vote now, maybe you will win this time Shok!!

My money is on 12 Clicks!




Mike AI Vote for the best captions - there are some good ones!

Alot of people can and will say, Yes I would shoot someone harming me, but the reality is, MOST people might be able to pull the gun out, and even go as far as point it, but when it comes time to pull the trigger they cant. The sad thing is, there is no REAL way to know if you have the intestinal fortitude to follow through until its to late.

voodooman

SP,

I was just thinking of it differently than you.

If 15 of those AB that were outs had
been hits, you get to .400

Hence, 15 AB made all the difference in the world.
Colin http://www.tgp2bucks.com/

I think if you shot at a persons head from more than 30 feet away with a .22, the bullet would just bounce off. Get a compact .45 with cor-bon loads and sleep better at night :)

Shok we use .50's

Ok all you Pistol-Packin' Opranites! It's that time again! go vote for your favorite caption and help us pick a winner! There are some good ones this time - http://www.oprano.com/caption.html
Edd (Sneaky Ninja Webmaster)

More people die from .22's than any other round, but the .45 was developed for sheer stopping power. I prefer my ak47 with the hundred round drum mag.
Far-L Homegrown: Streams faster than a speeding bullet, able to leap mountains of crappy content in a single bound

The .22 round usually does not exit the body, but rather bounces around inside.

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Ah, sounds like the perfect weapon for me - hurt the perp and not have to worry about repairing the walls :)


Peaches

Actually Colin its 15 hits, not AB's. But you are right, it is amazing that it hasnt been done in that long.
SP

Shok, as long as you keep your pants up, no one will be able to see where I shot you :)


Peaches

.22 is one of the most dangerous rounds in the world. The Mossad uses .22 many times in assassinations.

The .22 round usually does not exit the body, but rather bounces around inside.


Mike AI

I would never shoot at anyone with less than a .40 caliber.

Shok we use .50's

Peaches, glad to hear that.

22 caliber, size of a lighter gun can be easy to carry and it's deadly from the close "car" distance.
Serge no pyth content from me!

So everyone can thank Peaches for that nifty eye patch I wear at all the shows :)

Shok stinky pants lives here

Oh yes, I'll shoot! I took a defense class once where they said if you were being raped, try to get access to their eyeballs, press them into their sockets and it would send them into shock. The instructor said "Now, if you're squeamish, you might not be able to do this." LIKE HELL! Someone's raping me and squeamishness gets thrown out the window!

We grew up with guns. My grandfather bought a 2500+ cattle ranch when he "retired" and always had one in his nightstand. No innocent cows were killed ;) I never had one when then kid was young just because he managed to disobey EVERY rule I ever set, and I didn't want him to have access to a loaded gun (IMHO, an unloaded gun is a paperweight). We took gun safety and shooting classes so I'm not afraid of them. I just don't want to be in a position where I say to myself "You know, if I had bought the freaking gun, I wouldn't be being attacked right now!" ;))
Peaches

Fay,
you are not alone, Webfather won't pull the gun also!

After going to the range with Anthony and me and being unable to hit the target from his laser pointed gun,
he bought grenade launcher and promised to never use guns again!
;-)))
Serge no pyth content from me!

I am more worried about driving my car to Indinapolis to the doctor ...
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Fay,
I hear you! I just came from the hospital,
IVP test.

One of the most embarassing moments of my life came when I was asked to pee for the last shots of the test.

I couldn't! They were running water, telling jokes
(in English AND russian)
and still no cigars!

Next time I go for the test involving pyth at the end,
I'll bring the lap top with me and open Oprano page!
;-)))
Serge I used their content to start MY business

Guns.... I shot one once - (shotgun) about tore my shoulder off. I hate guns. I have the cutest little pistol that had belonged to my husband, but I am not touching it. I know that I could never really shoot anyone, so I have no interest in it. I can't bring myself to even hold it. I picked it up with two fingers and put it away. (Of course if I ever had a life threatening experience - I might learn quick.) But I would probably shoot the dog...so guns are not for me.
Sharpie Getting better one day at a time

Peaches,
do you know that according to statistics I read somewhere,
majority of gun owners are injured with their own guns?

There are more important factors to concider,
will you have enough guts to
1) pull it?
2) push the trigger?

if you are not sure-
my advice-
stay away from fire arms.

My ex bought the gun and gave it to me, as she says she won't even kill me!

if you are 100% mentally ready to shoot,
just make sure you won't blow away the innocent bugger asking for directions
;-)))
Serge I used their content to start MY business

Meni - DONE! I can be reached at 800-982-9366



bpj ACHdebit.com

ThrobX - I agree with you... so many are playing into the hands of the terrorists. Our government is 'trying to cover their ass, on everything! They got caught with their pants down, now they will probably be overreacting on everything. The news media is thriving on the shit.... adding to the hysteria. Bush says "get your life back to normal" and then leaks unsettling shit on a daily basis.

I am more worried about driving my car to Indinapolis to the doctor ...
liked this board better when we were talking about football. When the 'other shoe drops, there is nothing I can personally do about it.... so time to worry about the things I do have control over... like getting back to work and finding ways to adjust. That is a challenge in itself.

Sharpie Getting better one day at a time

SP .. a difference of only 15 AB and that is what makes it so amazing that it hasn't been done since the 1940's, isn't it?

I agree with the contribution of better fielding. A lot of guys swing for the fences now too, thus lowering their BA. Before Ruth, people tried to "hit 'em where they ain't".
Colin The TGP2 explosion is on! TGP2 Bucks.

http://www.allforkids.org

This pic is just a little eerie and at the same time beautiful...so odd


Magick #3 overall in The Statistician...WE ROCK

Yes, I'm getting a handgun. I thought about getting a shotgun, but Shok and my brother were laughing a bit too much after envisioning me shooting one and then landing on my ass 4 feet behind where I was previously standing. Then I considered a rifle and someone reminded me that the only school shooting where no one was killed was done with a rifle.....I've shot a 357 before and landed on my ass *10 feet* behind where I was standing so that nixes that. I'm more interested in getting something I can handle than sheer power :)

There's a gun shop around the corner I'm going to (this is the N. GA mountains - there's a gun shop around EVERY corner). I'm also going to get a concealed permit so I can keep it with me in my pocketbook. Driving home after dark is eery - where my house is, I can scream at the top of my lungs and no one will hear me - except for my 2 pugdogs - there's a reason why Lassie wasn't a pug ;))


Peaches

Can someone from ACHDEBIT
email jay@clubjenna.com
asap
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Billy,
I'll work hard, I'll go places, I'll do EVERYTHING in my ability to defend my title!
;-))

do you need personal references?
Serge I used their content to start MY business

SykkBoy all I can say is you seem like an asshole to me but nobody has every suggested that you be on the list.. Maybe you have to work a little harder at being an asshole to more people ? ?

Ask Kimmy she is an expert in this field !

Vick you think you have a shot at being asshole of the year or do you think Serge is going to win it hands down ? ?


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Vick is asshole of the MONTH !!

Beretta is my choice,
Smith and Wesson Magnum 357 is good for bears
;-)))
Serge I used their content to start MY business

Some thoughts on why noone has been able to bat .400.

The talent of the teams defense is much better than it was in those days. You now have outiflders who run 4.5 40's, and infielders who can snag anything they can reach, and some things they cant.

The difference between .370 and .400 over 500 at bats is only 15 hits over the course of an entire season. Not much.


SP

Anthony,

Please send me your email address so I have it around.

cowboysurfers AT yahoo.com
Colin The TGP2 explosion is on! TGP2 Bucks.

peaches, if you're getting a handgun, get something in 9mm and get single action.
12clicks

Peaches -

I'm personally partial to the Glock 17 when it comes to personal protection - I keep one on me at all times... Or the HK USP (40 cal or 9mm). Both can be put to extremes environmentally and still perform well. But if your looking for something that will scare bears in the great outdoors, I'd highly suggest the Mossberg 870 Shotgun (pistol grip, 12 gauge). Easy to operate and makes a great noise!

This is my BOOM-stick,
The Dark One (Prince of Dimmness)

Peaches - ROFL. If you go the pick-up route, you have to get a rifle and a rifle rack : ))


Aly Serge's Little Lamb

ThrobX,

But our head between our knees and kiss our ass goodbye? Haha, random hysteria, everyone run and buy a gun while you're stockpiling gas, bread and water.


Toolz ARS

I'd like to remind the portly Green Bay Packer fan from Wisconsin and the super sexy soccer mom from Georgia that one shouldn't correct and/or ontradict me in a public forum ;)))
(I'm practicing for my political career)


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Hey, anyone that calls me "super sexy" gets every vote I can buy :)

I'm going to buy a gun today (for protection in the wilderness, not because I think the terrorists are suicidal enough to try and make it down the hill to my house ;)) - any suggestions? Once I become a gun owner, and I trade in the SUV for the PU truck, I will morph from soccer mom to redneck - I will live on the dream that I'll be referred to as the "super sexy redneck from Georgia"....or is name already taken by Sweet T? ;))
Peaches

Mutt, honestly, I think that was an isolated incident. Pretty soon, they're going to be calling any car crash a "suspected terrorist act." Talk about giving the terrorists what they want, mass terror. The Transportation Secretary's spokesperson said they're considering whether to advise that ALL national bus services suspend operations pending this investigation.

I think we should all stock up on bread, water, and toilet paper and huddle in a corner in our basement with our heads between our knees.
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Todd...

did I hear right this AM that Seattle has 114 wins???

HOLY SHIT!!!!!

look out history Books they may make it and Barry Bonds with them he has 5 games and needs 1 to tie and 2 to set the record!!!!
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On the earlier post about the .400 hitter, my explanation wasn't nearly complete.

The .400 hitter disappears because of the skrinking of the variation of BOTH pitchers and batters. Their stats are always relative to each other. There were some REALLY BAD pitchers in those days and Cobb got lots of at-bats against them.

And let's remember that Cobb had PLENTY of at bats in those seasons.
He was at .420 after 146 games. He would have still been at .400 after 16 more!

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No word yet if it's linked to terrorism but it sure seems weird. How often do you hear about Greyhound buses being hijacked?

mutt

Greyhound Halts Service Nationwide
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MANCHESTER, Tennessee (CNN) -- Greyhound halted nationwide bus service Wednesday morning after a bus crash in Manchester, Tennessee, that killed four people, a company spokeswoman said.

A passenger told CNN affiliate WTVF that a rider had slit the throat of the driver.

Victims were being airlifted to hospitals in Nashville to the north and Chattanooga to the south. Although Greyhound reported four dead, Vanderbilt Medical Center in Nashville said 10 people had died.

Spokeswoman Kristen Parsley said the company is capable of contacting
drivers on the road to tell them to halt service.

"Greyhound officials felt we need to do that as a precaution," Parsley said. She said anyone who feared loved ones may have been on the bus, which was traveling from Nashville to Atlanta, Georgia, could call 1-800-884-2744 for information. Carly Rinearson, a passenger on the bus, said in a phone call to WTVF that a man kept asking if he could have her seat near the front of the bus.
Rinearson said when she refused to give up her seat, "He just went up to the bus driver and like slit his throat. And the bus driver turned the wheel and the bus tipped over."

The bus, thought to have been carrying around 35 passengers, was on its side in the median of Interstate 24, according to Parsley. The accident occurred near the intersection of I-14 and state Highway 41 near mile marker 105, police said.
mutt

Grimm,

Ty Cobb hit .420 and .409 in back to back seasons. He played 146 games and then 140. 591 AB and then 553.

So he hit .400 over a 286 game span.

Rogers Hornsby did the same thing from 1924-1925


Colin Biologist Gould on disappearance of the .400 hitter

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Darn, I hate "legalese"!

Due to Exodus' shaky situation and the fact that I still have two servers with Exodus, I am looking for alternatives. Of course that would also mean cancelling my Exodus contract. Usually there is a 90 day notice, but the contract also says:

==

Term and Termination

8.2 Termination

(b) For cause. Either party will have the right to terminate this agreement if:

[...]

(ii) the other party becomes voluntary petition in bankruptcy or any voluntary proceeding relating to insolvency, receivership, liquidation, or composition for the benefit of creditors;

==

Does anyone know if this applies to Exodus' current situation? Because that would mean I could cancel at any time without notice..


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MikeAI, seems like Mr. Korbin is not the only one who wants us to manage the proggy.
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I wonder when Steve Case ask us to manage his new aqusition
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Thanks Art, gotta check out tgp2 to find out what's it all about! :)
AlexS