Thanks Flash...=)

haha... I'm too 'drugged' on medicine today ;-)


Tukhman Pimp like Hefner =)

Post # 20489 was deleted due to request of the poster
Serge

Hasnt Servint been in bankruptcy for a long time? Doesn't really mean anything Flash, many companies are smart enough to file for protection and come back out of it later on.
KK

Cybrglide,

hehe me and sharon are gonna try for a daughter with the next one.. :-)
Stallion Domain Name Systems

congrats Dean! All the best... :)

bpj

Dean, congradulations on the new addition ;-))

2 is more than enough for me, no balls to go for #3 ;-))


Cybrglide EG v3.0 coming soon

Dean,

Congrads!!! Glad to hear it all went well.
Stallion Domain Name Systems

woohooo !!!

my wife just gave birth to our 3rd child and first daughter - phoebe :-)))

7 pound 11 both kel and phoebe are doing well.

cheers


dean

General (What's NEW?)

If anyone wants some funny reading check out the Caption contest:

http://www.oprano.com/caption.html

I have been laughing my ass off!!

While you are there, add some of your own smart ass captions!

http://www.oprano.com/caption.html
Mike AI come see the new things going on! Ask Colin!

Damn OldFold is on the BALL!

We should make him the offiial Oprano Record Keeper!


Mike AI come see the new things going on! Ask Colin!

an Oprano T-shirt sounds better to me than Meni rubbing on my squeeky ass! ;-)))

bpj

Either that, OR they'll send funds immediately with a case of crab claws just to get John off their back! ;-)))
*****************

I'm affraid they send John a box of crabs! instead
;-))

John is not a boogey man...he has only one problem, he learned English from me and
when he says
"Fuck you" he means "I love you!"
;-)))
Serge

Thanks for the kind words MikeAI...
((o;

BUT..here is the Black & White post
================================
MikeAI - my number for tonight's game is 34 !
Serge - glad to see you back safely... ;-)


bpj
Mon, 24 Sep 2001 03:55:22 - IP: 12.5.154.142 - Post # 20022
==================


OldFold Max Cash Mania $60 Mondays

Hope nobody here is hosting with Exodus.

Just filed for chapter 11, so may be time to look for some new hosting.

Somebody like Likewhoa? :)
Flash

unfortunately the ONLY way i've found to really get the support of webmasters is through word of mouth. now if i was just
allowed on rick's board ;-))
#####
Hooper...the only way I got in was to bribe him. He's using my Gold Card for his current vaction.
Nathaniel

BPJ I do think you won the pick'em game. I never did see your orignal post with the points before the game. However, MikeFold said he did - so since his word is golden then you win!

Not sure which prizes are functional for you - so e-mail me and we can work it out. We can at least get you an Oprano T-shirt!!

michael AT oprano DOT com
Mike AI come see the new things going on! Ask Colin!

lol... i know what you mean melody... i pretty much have to see it with my own eyes to believe it.

unfortunately the ONLY way i've found to really get the support of webmasters is through word of mouth. now if i was just allowed on rick's board ;-))

But i'll try again just for effect *grin*

<pathetic begging & whining>
Hey! Why won't you listen to me?
I've got a great program and people are making assloads of money off of it! Please Please Please Try my program! Our creative structure of progressive payouts on free trials is still the original!
</pathetic begging & whining>
Hooper Doctors Prefer ConversionCash 5 to 1 !!!

this is all MelissaD's and her "new billing solutions" fault!
******************************

lol - after all the smoke she was blowing, come to find out.... her "New" billing solution was just a re-pricing of PayPal! Aahahahhaahahha! ;-)))
bpj

I am affraid I'd never get my crab claws again after John is thru...
he is one mean motherfucker!
********************************

Either that, OR they'll send funds immediately with a case of crab claws just to get John off their back! ;-)))

bpj

HE'LL PULL IT THRU.
####
things are pretty slow...tough time to launch a new proggy, gutsy move.
Nathaniel

Hooper, don't you know *no one* believes program owners? I've put four years of traffic through sponsors, I know how my traffic converts, so I only believe through experience. All good little webmasters are born in Missouri.

I really liked the "Ask Colin" entry today. I wish he'd been around when I was a smutgrub.


Melody

Nathaniel,
my first reaction when I saw General's post was to copy it here,
but that I said to myself-
if he posted it on closed board, who am I to disclose what he has chosen to keep behind closed doors?

I post less on Rick's board, true, but I read it.

I have my trust in General and his abilities,
if there is something to pull it thru-
HE'LL PULL IT THRU.
Serge

DARKER skies for CC industry...
*********************************

bpj, this is all MelissaD's and her "new billing solutions" fault!
;-)))
Serge

Doesn't wanna give competition heads up?
#####
That what I think too...seems like a doable gameplan.Gonna need alot of traffic though.
Nathaniel

How about just putting their banner up and then put John on them to "pay the fucking bill!" ;-)))
**********************

BPJ, John is envoked for
"Special Ops" only....

I am affraid I'd never get my crab claws again after John is thru...
he is one mean motherfucker!
;-))
Serge

Serge...did you see Generals profit breakdown on Ricks board for his new proggy?
Nathaniel
*****************

Yes I did, sounds really convincing....I wonder why he haven't posted it here?

Doesn't wanna give competition heads up?
Serge

...I thought I'd come over here and piss someone off.
Nathaniel
****************

do you have license????
;-)))
Serge

Serge...did you see Generals profit breakdown on Ricks board for his new proggy?
Nathaniel

With Webfather on holiday and Serge no longer posting...I thought I'd come over here and piss someone off.
Nathaniel

Happy Birthday, Marc. I still have t-shirts older than you.

Melody

Toolz...

Those are words I live by!!!!!
Forest More FREE content than you can shake you WILLY at

Dare you prove me wrong? ;-)))
*********************************

Hooper, I am no longer in "proving" business...
;-))

After taking RB's words yesterday close to heart,
I stopped pontificating on the boards and only
1) talk to myself
2) quote Bible...

;-))
Serge

Serge,

What's the old adage?

It's not what they're saying about you, just that they're talking about you.


Toolz ARS

yup u won bpj. Good job!
You have also won an all expenses paid romantic getaway with Oprano's Golden Tongue, Meni.
Meni's only request is that all weekly winners have their asses waxed before the trip.
mutt AskColin Open For Advertisers and Mutually Beneficial Link Exchanges!

I REALLY don't know what to do....
***********************************

How about just putting their banner up and then put John on them to "pay the fucking bill!" ;-)))

BTW, MikeAi..... did I win the Pick'em last week???

DARKER skies for CC industry...
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/ap/20010921/bs/consumer_delinquency_1.html

bpj ACHdebit.com NOW, more than ever!

How did i get brought into this Serge?

But yes... since you ask what our 3 best converters are...

1) SetTopSex (~1:110 this week)
2) BadStars (~1:150)
3) AllTeenVideo (~1:350 this week)

Dare you prove me wrong? ;-)))
Hooper Doctors Prefer ConversionCash 5 to 1 !!!

New edition of AskColin up!

http://www.opranoplus.com/askcolin


mutt AskColin Open For Advertisers and Mutually Beneficial Link Exchanges!

and one more point:
"I am really surprised that Marc De pays you to tear apart his program like you have been doing.
The Shadow"

****************************

I think I made more money tearing Sergescash apart telling that we shave than Hooper gonna make with his tales about his great conversions...

people didn't believe me and people do not believe Hooper, webmasters don't believe anybody anymore
;-)))

Serge

Mike - by the doll or the check we sent you that bought all those... oh wait.
Scratch that hahahahaha j/k :)))
Marc De Help Those In Need - Webmasters4America

Hey guys, thanks for the card! :) Much appreciated, put a smile on my face.

Shawn, as far as Knight Rider, you know Hasslehoff is the man and who else would I
prefer share a special day with? hehehe :)))

Well I'm off to the airport. Momma I'm coming home...

Marc De I'm getting old...er... :)

Happy Anniversary to DAMNMAN and Shannon Rush!!!
Enjoy this day, and those to come!


voodooman

Colin, here are few samples
(copyrighted to Holy Bible and Oprano)

"Let them be appaled because of their shame who
say to me, "Aha, Aha"
(--Psalm 41, verse 15)

"Sacrifice and offering thou
dost not desire;
but thou hast given me an open ear"

(---Psalm 40, verse 6)

;-)))
Serge

Serge,

Can I see a test Bible response?
Colin Oprano Plus - Colin Lives Here

Serge,

My advice wasn't solicited .. but I vote for #4. :)
Colin Oprano Plus - Colin Lives Here

Mike:

Marc and Knight Rider both came into the world on this day... in 1982 :)


Toolz No Carny Games Here

ITs Marc's birthday today - wow, popular month. Marc what are you, 20-21 now? ;-)

Happy birthday man!


Oh and as for points, I keep collecting them - I am saving up for a REAL DOLL!

Then I will be telling everyone ARS got me laid!


Mike AI Marc De's's birthday today....

serge,

Poll has a 24 hour cookie. Same thing happened to me but I went back and I got to vote.

Status bar disappears I think because there is script that opens Oplus up to 800 pixels wide so ugly horizontal scrollbars don't appear.

And a happy Oprano/OpranoPlus Birthday Greeting to MarcDe at http://www.opranoplus.com
Go sign the card! The cartoon chick is HOT!!!
mutt

AGA, Meat, I need your advice, guys....

EVERY god damn month, around this time, I get e-mails from CEN asking about ad rates and availability of spots.

after 27 e-mails exchanged,
all approvals from "higher management" obtained and money requested,
NOTHING happening and the whole process repeats itself month later.

guys, from your vast experience,

1) Should we hire a special person
to handle this virage of e-mail exchanges?

2) Place their ads and not bother with the billing and other unpleasant talks?

3) just do what my teen son does with his grandpa,
nod, smile, and wave hand, nod, smile, and wave hand?

4) answer e-mails with quotes from the Bible?

5) place their ads and hire RB or Guy McKenzie as bill collectors?

I REALLY don't know what to do....
;-(((
Serge

I'd like to say I'm enjoying the football pool. Kudos to Oprano for putting it together.

I'm wondering if the designer of the "View Picks" form could put up a sentence reminding you that the spread is added (or subtracted) from the visiting team? I always forget that when I look at the page. Cheers.

Lord Baltimore

Good morning all,
I was just over looking at my football pool score thingy.
I suck. 0 points for last week!

Any tips for next week?

Cheers
Blondy good tunes, great prizes :)

Maybe he hasn't gotten anything from the rewards program yet Serge:

Shawdow send me 30 signups I'll send you a gameboy, 100 signups I'll send you a DVD player, send me 3,000 I'll send you a motorcycle. Easy enough.

Special Offer send me 250 signups and I'll see if I can't get that old station wagon off Serge for ya.

Toolz No Carny Games Here

I'm not naming names but one individual who was posting on here received not one but TWO vechicles from us last week :)
*****************************

exactly! you destroy peoples lives!

Poor guy is now scratching his balls about auto insurance bill he got.

Poor Webfather is not the same man anymore, after he got Gameboy from you, I can't reach him on the phone, Joanne always says that "he is busy and can't be interrupted"....

;-)))

Serge (Host which outlived Exodus....)

Ah Serge, what can we do when people interrupt our private conversations on public boards :)

Toolz
*******************

I think we should pay them to post their opinions,
nothing helps the proggy more than stupid attacks from anon morons
;-)))
Serge

Serge,
Mr. Pappagorgio can finally have his license back Marc doesn't need it anymore :)
Toolz ARS
............................

ROFLMFAO...
Happy Birthday Marc


OldFold Max Cash Mania $60 Mondays

Shadow,

Obviously you don't follow Oprano too well this is a pun on posts from the previous days.

You want proof with rewards points? Do you want the list of people who are sitting at home watching their big screen tv that they earned? I'm not naming names but one individual who was posting on here received not one but TWO vechicles from us last week :) Rewards points aren't a carnival game, we have 1,000s of happy webmasters who have received products for doing nothing more than sending traffic to us and getting paid for it.

Ah Serge, what can we do when people interrupt our private conversations on public boards :)

Toolz ARS

"I am really surprised that Marc De pays you to tear apart his program like you have been doing."

The Shadow,
if morons like you have not existed, Oprano would have been a boring place.

I can bet your left nut that you are one of those from 90% category,
god bless you,
we love you all.
Serge

Mutt,
I experience 2 problems with O-Plus...

1) when I go there,
my status bar disapears

2) I didn't vote today, buy I can't vote on the new poll and only see results


;-((
Serge

”LOL Serge,

I like your interesting payout schemes, it's much easier to just pay $35-$44 EVERY day and not play games with webmasters, don't you agree?

Toolz ARS
Wed, 26 Sep 2001 09:19:07 - IP: 209.176.118.14 - Post # 20428”



Interesting Point of view from the company that started doubling payouts on specific days of the month.



“Serge,

It's the carnival atmosphere, if you can make people percieve they can win of course they can play. The bigger the prizes, the higher anticipation people get of winning, though in general the less chance of winning there actually is.


Toolz ARS
Wed, 26 Sep 2001 09:49:25 - IP: 209.176.118.14 - Post # 20434”

So if I understand you correct, things like giving points away for signups that can be traded in for things like stereos, cars, and who knows what, are in reality carnival games designed to give the perception that people can actually win something.

I am really surprised that Marc De pays you to tear apart his program like you have been doing.
The Shadow

Mornin Oprano and Serge!

OpranoPlus

New Poll 'What Do You Think Of "Per Active Member" Programs?'

News 'VoyeurDorm Victorious in Fed Appeals Court'

and a small victory for democracy and really stupid old people, Palm Beach County signs a deal for Touch Screen voting booths!


mutt "Per Active Member' Programs - YOU Make the Call here!

I'll bet $35 because that's what all those are equal too :)


Toolz ARS

Toolz,
how much you wanna bet that one can sell this package to 90% of webmasters on the drop of a hat!?
;-)))
Serge

Okay Serge,
Just for you, here's the new "progressive rate" payout structure.

Monday: $54 Canadian
Tuesday: $74 Marks
Wednesday: 251 Francs
Thursday: 1,020 Rubles
Friday: 4,156 Yen
Saturday: 74,307 Lira
Sunday: 124,950 Zambia Kwacha

See your payout gets bigger every day :)


Toolz ARS

hi, Meni,
what's new with Jenna? and her cash
;_))
Serge

Toolz, you and me understand it,
90% do not
;-))
Serge

Good Morning Oprano
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Serge,

It's the carnival atmosphere, if you can make people percieve they can win of course they can play. The bigger the prizes, the higher anticipation people get of winning, though in general the less chance of winning there actually is.


Toolz ARS

Jman, that's a spirit!
Serge

oups not fridays but for february 29th... LOL
JMan Ou la la la ....

Morning everyone ;-)

Serge I like this structure to, but I think on fridays you are shaving a bit buddy, $ 80.00 us makes $ 125.64 with current exchange ;-)

Island Gathering is still going on as planned and we welcome all new participantsa that woudl like to enjoy some goodd time AND business in the sun. Curacao is a big island for sportsbetting and online casinos. Lots of the leaders in those 2 feilds will be attending this convention, good time and place to open your horizons ;-)

Have a nice 1 Oprano





JMan Ou la la la ....

it's much easier to just pay $35-$44 EVERY day and not play games with webmasters, don't you agree?
****************************

nope, I do not.

90% of webmaster of today will tell you that THEY love games,
if they percive that they can win
;-)))

we ALL know that casino has better chances than us and still we play!!!!

think about it
;-)))
Serge

I am looking for someone to take over the management of 6 tgp sites that I have access too to convert them to tgp2...I ahve been too busy and they ave been sitting

Looking for your time for trade of traffic and banner space

e-mail me at forest AT interclimax dot com

Forest A NEW Resource for TGP2

LOL Serge,

I like your interesting payout schemes, it's much easier to just pay $35-$44 EVERY day and not play games with webmasters, don't you agree?

As far as Pets.com exec material, you're right, only thing I could have put on my resume for them was that I believe an online firm should operate in the black, that wouldn't have got me a job at any dotcom company :)

Toolz ARS

Looking for MMF Bi content

- Any content providers with some please email me

- arc AT funbookmarks.com
Arcadious Come back Tudah Turtle!

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:

Due to the events of Sept. 11th, we've found it necessary to postpone the Toronto Webmaster Connection conference slated for October 26th & 27th until April 19th & 20th, 2002. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you, but due to the present climate in the U.S. and Canada, we feel it's best to move the event to the spring when the threat of terrorism may have passed and everyone will be more comfortable with traveling.

Circes & SusieS
SusieS

BTW,
paying $80 per sign up is much easier than you think, and here is a blue print:

all selected sign ups on Monday are paid $80 on selected programs to selected people

all selected sign ups on Tuesday
are paid $80 on selcted monthly basis, $1 first month, $2 second month, $4 third month, $8fourth month and so on and so forth 'till full $80 are paid

all selected sign ups on Wednesday are paid $80 to females only with more than 9 kids

all selected sign ups on Thursday are paid $80 in new zealnd currency

all selcted sign ups on Friday's the 13th paid $80 and vested in Webmaster 401k

all selcted sign ups on February 29th are paid $120 in Canadien dollars


piece of cake!
Serge

Toolz,
I guess "market share" means nothing to you....

I don't think you'd qualify to be exec at Pets.com
;-)))))
Serge

Serge,

What kind of birthday present would that be for Marc? He comes back and sees I gave away the farm :)


Toolz ARS

Good morning everyone. This is Brad Coates, President of Mellow Melon Media.

Yesterday many of you may have received a spam email that appeared to be from us, Kris [mailto:info@cheergirls.com].

That email was not from us, but from a spammer, martin@svenskatjejer.nu.

Yesterday, we and many other webmasters received over 25 spam emails from martin@svenskatjejer.nu. The header looked like this:

From: martin@svenskatjejer.nu [mailto:martin@svenskatjejer.nu]
Sent: Tuesday, September 25, 2001 5:05 AM
To: sample-list@fastest.net
Subject: Succé

We replied back to the spammer with an email of our own that went into
console hell (revenge!) and he forwarded our email through his mass email list sending it to many of you. This resulted in many emails to us from pissed off webmasters thinking we spammed them.

We have never spammed and we
never will. I guess this teaches me not to screw with spammers.

Spidie Cheering On

yeap!
;-)))

when you gonna announce your $80 per sign up payouts?
;-))
Serge

Serge,

Mr. Pappagorgio can finally have his license back Marc doesn't need it anymore :)


Toolz ARS

Toolz,
I couldn't wait for Marc to finally turn 18!
;_)))

Colin, Buffet used this formula:
http://www.bib.ulb.ac.be/coursmath/img/dess/eq1.gif
Serge (Host which outlived Exodus....)

A big happy birthday to MarcDe today who shares his birthday with his favorite singer/actress Olivia Newton John.


Toolz ARS

On Buffett's prediction .. why 8 years specifically?
Colin Oprano Plus - Colin Lived Here

Chris, welcome back!

nope, the main site will always be this one:
http://www.oprano.com/sportsphool/

hahahahahhaha
;_)))
Serge (Free hosting, anyone?)

Hey, OpranoPlus is lookin good!
Is that going to be the new main site once its all done?

-Chris
SplitInfinity If you host with Exodus, click here for a new home.

Mutt designed it and you can reach him at

mutt <ally @ inforamp.net>
Serge

the new opranoplus design looks great! who designed it?
AlexGen OpranoPlus

Happy Birthday, MarcDe. ;)


Brujah expired domains and promotion secrets

Happy Birthday, Kimster and Mikey, you chillin, you.

VegasLee, anyone who counts you out best grow more thumbs. You've got more lives than Morris the Cat (obviously, since he's joined the Choir Triumphant). You were a veteran in this business when I stumbled through the door four years ago.

BTW, Marc De - what the heck did you do to your program???? Fire forward thrusters????? Good lord - 1/134 overall, after the worst summer anyone's ever had in this business. I'm not complaining, I'm just having to ride my jaw around in a handcart. Yeehaw.

Also doing well with Trafficcash, Making Bank, Ad Wealth, Latina Bucks, Siccash, Chubby Money, Big Pay, and all the usuals, plus of course Profit Plantation. Max Cash has picked up this last week, too, god bless 'em. I mention these in case anyone is looking to swap out some traffic. I find using a lot of programs, cuts down the supposed "overused" effect (which I don't believe in anyway, but just in case).

CCbucks looks cool, KK. Can't wait to give it a try.

Uncle Serge, yeah, the basic thrust of the book was extremism of all kinds, be it religious, political, social, etc.

Melody Go here, bid on something

Hi All

Sorry to bother you again with this, but I am again looking to buy anyones "Opt-In" email lists.

Please spam me if you have or know people who have some for sale

Back to being Evil
Dan
Evil Dan I want to buy your Opt-In email lists $$$

Brad, simple answer, bankruptcy court.

Meni, Wayne has a great restaurant in Toronto. If you've never been to Gretzky's it's worth the trip. That is his legacy. Lemieux saved a franchise, Wayne skipped off to LA and NY for the big bucks when times got tough.

I also highly recommend the hockey Hall of Fame as a place to visit if you're a hockey fan. Been to Cooperstown, been to Canton, but the hockey HOF has a sort of reverence for the sport that is hard to describe. Well worth the trip if you are a fan.


Ulfie TGP2, the talk of the town

I have to say on the issue of Jordan, I am with Meni!


Mike AI YoungFold's birthday today....

Meni, where did that come from?

I do not suck his cock, but MikeAI sucks his elbows.
Brad Shaw Deep Oral Girls

Mario couldn't hold Jordan's jockstrap.
Jordan was player of the Century.
Do the math
Brad do you suck Mark Cuban's cock?

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Atleast when Mario retired, it was due to cancer.

Jordan retired over gambling, or was it the story that he cut himself with a kitchen knife and cut a tendon? Or did he just want to play baseball and make a mockery of the game?


Brad Shaw Deep Oral Girls

===================================
Webmastering is a sissy job.
===================================
yup, and I think we need more armor and swords in webmastering too....and crocodiles....
SykkBoy every time that I look in the mirror, all these lines and in my face gettin' clearer

Oh please.
Mario this, what about Wayne?

Jordan, no one comes close to him

Jordan by a mile
Sissy game? sure. So what.

Webmastering is a sissy job.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I have a lot of repect for Mario. Saw him play last year in Dallas, he was still the best player on the ice most of the time.

Give him credit for saving the Penguins, no telling where they would be if he did not come back.
Brad Shaw Deep Oral Girls

I agree Ulfie, totally sissy, I think basketball would be more exciting with a small pool of crocodiles just below the basket...and armor and swords for all players...then the NBA would truly be fantastic ;))
SykkBoy every time that I look in the mirror, all these lines and in my face gettin' clearer

I could care less about Jordan. Basketball is a sissy game anyway. ;) If you want to talk about athletes that have saved franchises let's talk about Mario Lemieux. He saved the franchise the first time by leading the Penguins to 2 Stanley Cup titles, the second time by buying the franchise, and a third time by returning to play. Look out hockey fans, the Pens are even BETTER this year.

Oh yeah, Mario can even beat Jordan at golf. ;)




Ulfie TGP2, the talk of the town