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Well I am on my way to the airport hopefully the next time I post I will be in New York !

Serge will give you a call later : )

Mike Shirts do look good, wonder if they will sayanything on the airplane ?

Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) AVS owners should check this out something new !!

Serge

I am glad you are back, hope you had a great vaccation.
Everything is cool, wife is still a Hottie and the baby is getting so big.

Do me a favor take a look at the new ZMASTER site and give me your opinion on it.
DAMNMAN ZMASTER

Donman, yes sir!

how is the family?
Serge

The anti-bin laden t-shirts are printed. They look really good. So this weeks winner of the pig skin pick'em will get one - and I am sure will wear it proudly!

http://www.opranoplus.com/opc.html

Mike AI Make your picks, and win an exclusive Nuke a Terrorist shirt!

Well I have to say at least Brad has no illigitamte children running around - that we know of. Especially while being married...

Go Jesse Go!
Mike AI

Serge

Are you back in the US, yet?
DAMNMAN ZMASTER

For someone who has never had a real job he lives like Brad Shaw
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he drives a Hummer with 4 Male dancers in the back while wearing a lobster suit?
justreading

It is amazing when Jesse Jackson does not condem the terrorist attack in strong terms, yet Farahkan came out and called the people who did this dogs.

Jackson is a peice of shit trouble maker. Simple as that - he gains his money and power by keeping blacks down, and extorting companies and the gov't to get himself more money.

For someone who has never had a real job he lives like Brad Shaw! haha

Mike AI

they just said on CNN that the Taliban government did invite him there.

pretty strange people

"Bin Laden does not have access to any communications" .... "we just received this fax from Bin Laden"

"we asked Bin Laden to leave"... but "we have no idea where he is"

"we lost Bin Laden", "Fuck you again"... BUT "can we please talk to Jesse Jackson"

certainly keep people guessing. definately candidates for an insanity defense.

justreading

If Jesse J doesn't obey the US Gov in a time of War and goes through with his plans he could be arrested for treason.
If I were the Taliban I would lure him over and keep his ass, too!
DAMNMAN ZMASTER

I think that if Jesse Jackson attempts to contact the Taliban against the wish’s of the State department in a time of war...his status should be raised for Ambulance chaser to Traitor.
JohnIP Another New Service comming soon!!!

Dammit Serge!

Next you gonna try to tell me there's no Easter Bunny?!

dokk Webmaster Calendar

"We don't have the waiting lists, because we create advertising properties to accommodate new sponsors, we never turn away the money."

hmmmmmm... couldn't prove it by me.

Sharpie Early bird signups end Sunday... ready to get out of the house yet?

Dokk,
I'm sure that this came from the same source which links Disney to Satan and Kentucky Fried Chicken to bio chemo monsters.

Have you seen pictures of aliens made on the Moon last friday?
Serge (diversify, diversify, diversify!)

Serge!

Yup.
At least it's not footsball!
A quick scan across my news desk found this.. I thought might interest you.. did you know about this one in Russia too?

" If you want to be a nurse in Istanbul, Turkey, you may have to pass a test proving you're a virgin. The Turkish health minister wants prospective nursing students to submit to a test which will verify their chastity. Health Minister Korkmaz Ankara said the virginity tests that he is authorizing would "protect the nation's youth from filthy harlots who engage in the impure practice of underage sex and prostitution." Virginity is highly valued in Turkey because of the large number of Moslems there. Buyan Dogan, head of the Association of Turkish Nurses, pleaded with the health minister to reconsider, and vowed, "We will fight this to the end."

;-)
dokk Webmaster Calendar

yeah, i doubt he will also. he also wisely left a lot of "outs" in his remarks. but i can hope right?

negotiate a peacefull solution with people who cannot wait for the chance to exterminate all people like him?

sounds like a reasonable idea.

i would just be really amused to see where the middle ground lies as he sees it, between blood thirsty terrorists that just killed 6000 innocent people and that want to see 95% of the world population dead and the United States.

justreading

http://www.salon.com/politics/wire/2001/09/26/berlusconi/index.html
Colin TGP2 Bucks

JR,
he won't go....
Serge (diversify, diversify, diversify!)

Im not sure if i just heard it right, but the Taliban are asking to talk to Jesse Jackson?
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he was just CNN... he is planning a trip to the region to promote a peacefull solution. I guess like last time, donations are down to the rainbow coalition.

unlike Serge, i think that asshole would make the perfect human shield and would personally buy him a ticket.
what better person to reason with someone who has declared war against sanity, reason and common sense that another person with his head completely up his ass as well?

1st rule of conflict resolution: find a common language with the other party.

no American speaks "idiot" better than Jesse Jackson.
justreading

Dokk, if I heard it when I was living in Russia,
it shouldn't be that new, right?
;-))
Serge Meni - the man or a legend?

A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband
a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him."
Asked the friend...

... The woman replied, "A multi-millionaire..."

;-)
dokk Webmaster Calendar

Meni,
how do you manage unite folks and get a total concensus?
Serge Meni - the man or a legend?

Moose, Jesse is not biting, as he knows darn well that he is a lousy human shield,
he won't stop the bomb
;-)))
Serge

Im not sure if i just heard it right, but the Taliban are asking to talk to Jesse Jackson?
I hope i was hearing things...

hahahahahahahaha
Moose blah

Nick/Anthony

Are you there? Nothing to report in on! Back in Bangkok today! Still no mail. Try calling me 011-66-9-826-6514

Mollusk

hmmm, you really had me thinking you were a lightweight til I saw that last item...

;-}}}
KK CCBucks

KK,
Sorry you are way down my list lol.bring it on beeeeeeeeeyatch ;)

However,tools for your torture would include:
a 3/8ths wrench
2 sticks of celery
a WWII flying helmet
a cocker spaniel
an egg whisk
an autographed picture of dravyk.(10x8)
Nick

If I'm not at the very top of it, you'll find yourself at the top of mine pal ;)
KK even Nick loves this thing!

RIGHT,KK!

You're name is also on my list!

;)
Nick

"the list would be so long,but the order of precedence would change "
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so many names, so little time, Nick?

;-}}}
KK everyone else is doing it, why not you?

poor joee. He petitioned the Rabbincal Council of America to make
Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement, two days long instead of one. He said he couldn't possibly do all the atoning he needed to do in one day.
Rabbis dismissed his case.

mutt

anybody get this spam? It has to be the most pathetic one i've ever received on so many levels. First he's spamming, then he's spamming a shitty website building service using the deaths of the victims of the terrorist attacks as a marketing tool which you know even if he did make a sale he wouldn't give it to a charity, and to prove what a complet e moron he is, his spam has NO URL or even an email address.

::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
From now until October 1st ALL PROFITS will be donated to help the victims
of the horrific terrorist attacks on our nation. Help our fellow Americans
and help your business by using our outstanding services.

Is your website complete? Updated? Fully Functional? Is your website
profitable?
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Well on the good side at least I haven't noticed anybody in the porn business trying to use the tragedy to benefit themselves.

mutt

If you could lock anyone in a room so you could torment them for a day, who would you choose and how would you torment them?
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Mine would be Joe too... with pictures of Fold garding the hotel rooms of minors!!!;))
JohnIP Another New Service comming soon!!!

the list would be so long,but the order of precedence would change ;))
Nick

Nick, noooooooooooooooo, not hypothetical at all! :)

Do tell! :))

Lisa So who does Nick wanna torture and how?!? :)

""Ties (exact score) are no pays. ""

unless you are the bookie ;))
Nick

Over/under is betting on whether the total points between the two teams will be over or under a set number. If Vegas over/under line is 43 you bet if combined scored of both teams will be over or under that number. Ties (exact score) are no pays.

Steve

Happy Birthday, Marc De!
Many congrats, Dean!

Geez ... let's see here ... Aly from Python and Rrred on Monday; Foldster, KK and Mike Jones yesterday. Marc De and Dean's latest today ....

Seems certain "Christmas gifts" are the kind that just keep on giving. :-)))

Dravyk All Of 'Em

that is a hypothetical question isn't it? ;)))
Nickatilynx greed is good ;))

""If you could lock anyone in a room so you could torment them for a day, who would you choose and how would you torment them?""
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm well ;)))

Nickatilynx Greedy business

"Btw who owns CEN now? "
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Haha, Nick, there are no owners there, only managers...
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Susan,
I think our monthly conversations are becoming a routine.

don't you agree with my post on Oprano
#20452 ?

I'll tell you what:
send us $2000 per button and let me place them where ever I see fit.

I taught JoeE about recurring billing and I still can teach him a few things,
like where to put his ads for maximum effect,
I never stirred him wrong yet
;-)))

If you don't like the results,
I'm sure you'll be delighted to share your terrible experience with Oprano
on the boards to all our sponsors to see and reflect upon.

If you do like the results,
just pay the invoice John sends monthly and lets save all of us precious time.

We don't have the waiting lists, because we create advertising properties to accommodate new sponsors, we never turn away the money.

Have you checked Oprano lately?

Have you seen new
http://opranoplus.com ?
Have you seen Football Pick 'em?
have you seen
http://oprano.com/tgp2/

all new sites with webmaster traffic
and all have audiences of their own.

LMK when you have check in your hands and I'll e-mail where to FedEX it,
"Time is a terrible thing to waste"

Serge

cc: Oprano.
Serge

"Btw who owns CEN now? "
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Haha, Nick, there are no owners there, only managers... just like there are no bandcamp stories... ;-}}}

JohnIP you are bad ;)
KK hell i'd bet on this

If you could lock anyone in a room so you could torment them for a day, who would you choose and how would you torment them?
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I would choose JoeE,
and my tourture would be telling him every 10 mins:
Joe, you gotta pay upfront, Joe.

;-))
Serge

Can someone give a synopsis of wtf an OverUnder game is? Please :)

Congrats Dean, and welcome to the world little Phoebe. :)

And, last but not least, Happy Birthday Marc :)

Lisa If you could lock anyone in a room so you could torment them for a day, who would you choose and how would you torment them?

Voltar,
I miss your board already!
;-((
Serge (Host which outlived Exodus....)

Wonder who we know is going to get nailed by this?

Mike AI
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MikeAI,
I think they gonna go after me....
http://kycos.com is mine...

I also concerned with my
http://pussu.com
as surfers might think that they visit
pussy.com
;-))
Serge (Host which outlived Exodus....)

...and scotch baby...dont forget the scotch!!
JohnIP Another New Service comming soon!!!

hey I created an OverUnder game.
But we need a sponsor or two to provide a prize. Anybody? You can have title sponsorship like the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl etc.

Also the OverUnder game might be a better way to solve the ties. In the event of a tie in the main Pickem game, the best score in the OverUnder game would decide the winner.

Anyways, to check out the OverUnder game you have to log on using your current handle, then go to Create/Edit Profile, u will now see two pools, the Pickem and OverUnder Bowl. To play the OverUnder Bowl it seems as if you have to create another profile name, so to keep things straight, use the nick u are using for the Pickem and just add a 1 or 2 after it ie mutt ------> mutt1

maybe it's all too confusing, Mike go look at it and see what u think
mutt

KK,
""smoke a cigar...""

Is this one of your "bandcamp" stories?

;)

Btw who owns CEN now?
Nickatilynx email Anthony at whitcon.net,if you want to sell your websites...we have a REAL player wanting to buy

ROFL mutt, only when JohnIP is around...
KK what more could you ask for?

Ok KK. Week Three Games are up! You smoke a cigar and hang out at the racetrack? :)
mutt NFL PIckem Open For Week Three!

Today's poll is pretty damn funny. Swift kick in the nuts seems to be the favored response. ;)

Ulfie TGP2, the talk of the town

Special note...

a backbone coming out of Atlanta is down at this time...a fiber optic cable was cut...
thus many parts of the web including VNWR has been down this afternoon. This is expected to be fixed within the next half an hour...

thanks for your time in this matter.

Voltar

Most of the lines are set on Monday, except for the teams that play Monday nite -- they move over the week due to people's bets unless they pull one off the board for another reason ;)
KK don't make me hit you in the head with this ;)

hmm, someone was looking for this about a week ago or so. Sykkboy? knew I had it around someplace........

http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html

Robert

I could put the lines up tonight. Ok I will. Never thought about what day is best to do them. They do change over the week a bit.
mutt

are the lines up yet mutt?
KK send traffic, make money, its really quite simple

Mutt that is a great article - and a stern warning from the FTC. Wonder who we know is going to get nailed by this?

Mike AI Plus is for you!

hahahah......so much for those geniuses at Adult Video News who wrote that the Attack on America would mean less interest in going after porners.

I found the timing of that article incredibly crass when I read it.
mutt

'On Monday, Oct. 1, the FTC plans to announce the beginning of a
campaign against scores of Web sites that capitalize on typo variants of
popular domain names in order to dupe unsuspecting Internet surfers into
visiting an adult or gambling Web site.'

Read the story, bad formatting and all, at http://www.opranoplus.com

mutt

I also deleted the anon personal attack on Dave Marshalack. Especially since the news article is over a year old, and has been gone over many times on this forum.

Mike AI Plus is for you!

"cocainconversions.com is still available!!!! "
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who'd want to buy that mispelled domain? ;)

Here's the actual terms to that Mike --
http://www.ftc.gov/opa/2001/09/rjb1.htm
KK send traffic, make money, its really quite simple

One more time (Thanks Mike!)

Whitaker Consulting has been retained as the Marketing arm of an International Corporation that is committed to increasing it's Internet Properties.

If you are thinking, or have thought of selling an existing Adult Web business, please contact me!

Email is anthony at whitcon dot net, or ICQ 21239908

Best regards,

Anthony

Anthony I thought that Spam was from sone else. If it was your I apologize, and please post it again!

Interesting news article running around on ICQs - guess people are too chicken to post it. It is news.

http://biz.yahoo.com/rf/010926/n26102561_1.html

Mike AI Plus is for you!

A federal grand jury indicted him in July 1991 for pocketing checks totaling $184,000 for the sale of two houses in Hillsborough County.
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Romeo
Say It Aint Sooooo
Forest

Ummmmm, Mike AI...

You pulled my posts? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Come on, I contribute Mike, I really do!

Anthony

Ok i admit, today's poll was particularly weak. Everybody hates Per Active Member programs. There was no suspense.

New poll. Vote. Or don't.
mutt New poll! Last one sucked!

Thanks Anthony and Romeo for the drive by spam. I guess you guys don't spend enough time here to know that we only allow spam from people who CONTRIBUTE to the dicussions here at Oprano.

So don't be shy, jump in the Gumbo!

Mike AI Plus is for you!

Im sending meni a Moose poop

hahaha That is too funny

what some will do to make a buck...
Forest

no gifts
just money, cash, the benjamins
mucho dinero, C.R.E.A.M.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

saturday, i am having my dog neutered. i would like to make it clear that the timing is purely coincidental and was not intended in any way to upstage menis birthday party.
justreading

How about sending Meni a moose turd rather than $?

http://www.turdbirdsrevenge.com/
Brad Shaw Deep Oral Girls

My birthday is Saturday.

Want to send a gift? or CASH?

Meni Troupakis
180 Woodbury Street
Apt. 309
Manchester, NH 03102

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Dean, congrats to both. Beautiful name.

Now she shares birthdays with MarcDe.

Brujah

John, you're too young to be a grandparent...then again, so am I, and here I am. :-)

General, congrats. One more for the pink team! Yaay us!

Melody

hahahhaha......that game is awesome Mike. The music in the background is funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny.
mutt

Wow Dude...do ya have to pay Like Whoa...Like Money for Like Hosting??;))
JohnIP Another New Service comming soon!!!
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John,
Of course one has to pay!! ;-)
Okay, free bandwidth to anyone who moves from Exodus before their servers are going to be locked down by National Guard ;-)))

Flash... I'm getting mixed messages as to what your post meant... if it was piss, I'd love to take it upon myself to answer, but then it might not be ;-) We'll see how it all develops;-)
Tukhman http://www.likewhoa.com

http://www.fieler.com/terror/
Sooooooooooooooo Coooooooooool
Forest

I think my servers are banned from Exodus :o)

spanno XXX Database - free videos, chat, pics stories and games!

HAHAHA Express your feelings for Bin Laden here!
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I like it...now I have a reason to get outa bed in the morning.
Nathaniel

"and now they wont stop, im in hell"
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You think it's all because of those babies? Hahaha!
KK send traffic, make money, its really quite simple

BTW Belated public congrats to My KK and Folder!!!

Marc congrats to you too...What are you getting for your birthday another few business's Ill bet!!:))
JohnIP More 4free sites just days away too!!!

Dean my Ol friend CONGRATS!! My next such announcement will be regarding Grandkids Im sure!!
JohnIP More 4free sites just days away too!!!

Sergey, Jenna just shot boxcover
for Briana Loves Jenna.
And the mag cover for Swung, a new men's mag thats going public.
As for JennaCash. Hope to have an announcement on new payout mid oct for Nov.
As for the football winner, no need to wax, I love the dirty pubes
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

http://www.fieler.com/terror/

HAHAHA Express your feelings for Bin Laden here!

Mike AI come see the new things going on! Ask Colin!

Congrats Dean, thats great. There's that January thing again Serge.

My twins started saying dadadadada a couple of weeks ago, and now they wont stop, im in hell.
Shok im not typing here

Wow Dude...do ya have to pay Like Whoa...Like Money for Like Hosting??;))
JohnIP Another New Service comming soon!!!

Congratulations, Dean! We need pictures :)

Peaches

"KK, sure,, sure, but cotac.com is moving from Exodus,
why don't YOU move your servers to Exodus facilities????
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Hahahaha, we're happy with L3 ;)

KK

Dean congradulations on the baby!!

Mike AI come see the new things going on! Ask Colin!

Serge...please delete post #20499
Nathaniel

so may be time to look for some new hosting.

Somebody like Likewhoa? :)
Flash

Doesn't really mean anything Flash, many companies are smart enough to file for protection and come back out of it later on.
KK

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KK, sure,, sure, but cotac.com is moving from Exodus,
why don't YOU move your servers to Exodus facilities????

they might give you great discount
;-))))
Serge (Host which outlived Exodus....)

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