http://www.drudgereport.com/id.htm

ok... I thought our drivers license already was an id...


TheEnforcer Isn't it about time you started Making Bank?

"I'll be happy at Gamesworks, when you and me, sit at the table, at the bar and go over all my photo albums....
I'll handcuf you, you won't escape... "
---------------------

Ken needs to add the cam rights to this in the auction -- I can see us busting way over a quarter mil with it!

;-}}}

KK

Serge - I'm gonna need A LOT of Vodka :)

Please tell me there will be slides. ;)

RB
*************

Bullshit!

Vodka is NOT your drink of choice,
my dosier shows you as Chivas Regal drinker.

whom are you trying to fool!?
;-))))

we are in INFORMATION Business
;-)))))))
Serge

Actually, Serge, I was here long before this was Oprano... gave it up for a while in the same way I gave up all chat boards for a while.

:-)

Alex
RawAlex adultdex

RB -

Funny you should say that.. Esa and I had dinner with Vera last night! ;)

Meeting up with Colombo's wife later this week. :)

KC

And peeing against the wind is the secret to success...even you know that ;)

RB
RB $60 Mondays
Tue, 25 Sep 2001 02:11:52 - IP: 209.19.71.254 - Post # 20240
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You just have to have a strong enough bladder to cut through the wind!!

:>))


TheEnforcer Isn't it about time you started Making Bank?

Serge, gee, you don't want to spoil amsterdam in the spring, now do you?

Open forum - say what you want about our industry for an hour. Heck, call us names :-)

Amsterdam ain't going nowhere, but an open mic doesn't happen every day!

Alex
RawAlex adultdex
*****************************

Alex,
as long as you asked......
when Oprano opened, YOU made you didn't make your home here, you only show you face to promo your show Fay took you as a partner because she is not sure that she makes money on it, she needed no partners before when times were good.

Therefore,
asking me for ANYTHING from you is unwise, VL has much beter chances with me,
we never met and therefore have no grudges to each other
;-)))
Serge

Alex! Alex! ... Just about to run out the door. Let's catch each other this evening.

JMM?? Eh, da bum's always late! :-P

Dravyk OffCenter Show Tonight

Dravyk! Dravyk! call me, we need to talk! :-)

Alex
RawAlex adultdex

JMM - I had "under 5 minutes" for you to show up...I pick the one day you slept late...dammit :)

Serge - I'm gonna need A LOT of Vodka :)

Please tell me there will be slides. ;)

RB
RB $60 Mondays

Shaddup Jerky! I just make people come to me ;) Im moving to Cali, come visit!

Btw, KC and I were in Napa and saw some lovely rock sculptures by Rich Botto at Domaine Chandon. I never knew you had such a creative side, lol!
Esa

Noah,
sounds good, I am playing by ear, who the hell knows if planes still fly by than?


Serge

SHIT! I hope I can get my deposit back from the robot costume store!

RB, don't you work? :)




JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

Serge, gee, you don't want to spoil amsterdam in the spring, now do you?

Open forum - say what you want about our industry for an hour. Heck, call us names :-)

Amsterdam ain't going nowhere, but an open mic doesn't happen every day!

Alex
RawAlex adultdex

I hope you're happy.

RB
**************

I'll be happy at Gamesworks, when you and me, sit at the table, at the bar and go over all my photo albums....
I'll handcuf you, you won't escape...

I hope you're happy too....
Serge

Serge,

I'll be in Amsterdam in November if you want to get together and make some "dirty soup". Hah hah. I'm going to be there for most of the month if you are still planning on going since the show is canceled or whatever.

Noah

p.s. Hello everybody!

Noah Everyone loves Oprano!! Even NOAH!

>>> I was gonna drop in here and post the same thing, but I didn't want to interrupt an interesting piss between.

Toolz, nothing can interrupt a good pi- ... conversation :-)

>>> you know what impressionism is, don't you?

Isn't that something the opposite of unvions-ism?

Dravyk TGP2 Bucks

Fact... you are being offered a open forum, will you take it?

;-))
**************

nope....I was offered PRIVATE tour of the Museum....
what would you do?
Serge

"I think you and Fay Shanghaid Claudia's show"

And as I say to my kids alot.

"Good thing that no one is paying you to think"

;-))


VegasLee Why is it Serge is never willing to step up in Public?

No robot is shaving MY balls...

Diamond Jim $100 per signup on February 31st!

VL, Alex,
I think you and Fay Shanghaid Claudia's show and me being of a highest moral caliber possible,
will go to Amsterdamn in protest.

I'd rather make notes for RB in hope to open his eyes for the REAL beauty in this world
(he believes that red light district is the most beautiful place on earth;-)
than head to Vegas.

I say to my kids often:
"do not ask the question if you feel that you might not like the answer"
Serge

KC - I was wondering what happened to you! Not a problem, brother.

But Esa is turning into one of those figures like Norm's wife on Cheers or Columbo's wife...If I hadn't spoken to her, I wouldn't believe she existed :))

RB
RB $60 Mondays

you know what impressionism is, don't you?)


Serge
Tue

OK...Who taught Serge how to use the friggin spell check? Now he's not going to be nearly as amusing...I hope you're happy.

RB
RB $60 Mondays

"whatever we need"
-----------------

Can I get a repost of DJ's ball shaving comment please??????
KK

Gas $600? forget it .. it's free.

It's my future, not yours! ;)
Colin TGP2 Bucks Robot Work Force

No, It wouldn't be about having competition or having the most. It would be about having enough.

The Super AI-driven Robot Work force of Colin's Future-World goes and does all the work and jobs in the world. They build everyone a great house, provide incredible entertainment, run the grocery stores, bring us our food, cook our meals, drive us around, whatever we need.

There would be no more relative. Hence the communism comment. Everyone lives with the equivalent life-style of $1million/year. $10 million/year. $100 million/year. Whatever the robot work-force can support.

Not enough supplies? We'll use nano-techonology and create whatever we want from atoms themselves.

This isn't open to everyone. Only that people that want to be lazy may apply.
Colin TGP2 Bucks Robot Work Force

"dirty-dirty, VL
;-))
Serge"

You might want to ask LittleC Serge about that. Alex and I had nothing to do with her moving her show. I have no idea if Fay did. I do know that Fay and C where talking about Fay helping her with her show.

I can only give you the facts as I know them.

Fact... you are being offered a open forum, will you take it?

;-))

VegasLee Come play in person Serge.. giving you a open forum!

because you, Alex and Fay friendly persuaded her to do so, due to proximity to your own show?
________________________________-

The change was do to Logistics Not confilct of shows....



Forest

Logic!!
We don't need no stinkin logic! :))
We got grampa serge!
Jimmyslits $1,000,000 per sign up! I swear! :)

Saturday, November 10th at 1 p.m. I will turn over the conference room to You, FM and RB. You guys do what you want or what I have planned.
********************************

thank you, sir,
we'll do what we want!

RB, FM, bring a few card decks and let's play a nice game of
friendly STRIP POKER!
;-))
Serge

Serge, Amsterdam is in April now, I think...

Vegas is so very pleasant in November!

Alex
RawAlex adultdex

KC, shhhhh....

Don't interrupt piss with logic. It's bad form...

Diamond Jim $100 per signup on February 31st!

Serge,

Little C moved her show to april I think.
******************

because you, Alex and Fay friendly persuaded her to do so, due to proximity to your own show?

dirty-dirty, VL
;-))
Serge

And, please, please, please, document EVERY minute of that Amsterdam trip for us. :))

I feel so deprived :))

RB
**************

RB,
and what was your favorit painting in the Van Gogh Museum?

(Van Gogh is a french impressioninst,
you know what impressionism is, don't you?)


Serge

RB -

Good to see you over here! I dropped the ball on September 5th... I'm sorry about that! Can we reschedule? :)


KC

Colin -

"It would work if we could find a way to leverage our manpower in such a way that everyone would receive $1 million/year. "

Wealth is relative... meaning, you need poor people in order to have rich people. If everyone had a million dollars, a gallon of gas would cost $600. ;) The new Chevy Lumina would be a cool $350,000...

Wealth is relative ;)


KC

Drav,

I was gonna drop in here and post the same thing, but I didn't want to interrupt an interesting piss between.

But now that I have enjoy your 21st Kimmy, and you're 29th Mikey, if you don't start changing your age Mikey us youngins are gonna pass you soon.

Toolz ARS: 3rd Gen this Fall

Serge,

Little C moved her show to april I think.

Here is your chance if your up for it.

Saturday, November 10th at 1 p.m. I will turn over the conference room to You, FM and RB. You guys do what you want or what I have planned.

"Porn in the new Millenium"

I had a hour blocked out but if you want more, it is yours.

I will even get DK to broadcast it live for the world to hear and see!

;-))
VegasLee Will they play nice in person for us?

Actually, I don't have a clue...But I'll put my stats against any other program who counts the same way we do...

Just like the good ol days :)

And, please, please, please, document EVERY minute of that Amsterdam trip for us. :))

I feel so deprived :))

RB
RB $60 Mondays

LEGAL NOTICE:
==================

Piss with RB is an intellectual property of Oprano.

All Rights Reserved.

Copy Rights violators will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
Serge

I need you in November Serge.
**********************************

VL,
unless things change drastically,
I'll be heading to Amsterdam in November,
bought my tix month ago....nobody told me that LittleC cancelled the show
;-)))


Serge

RB, yeap, and like in the good old days, would you please tell us

why the Statistician stopped counting your hits when reporting on MaxCash.... did your $1500 a month put pressure on meat and aga to take it out because they were bad? Now they have N/A on it
;-((((

aaahhh....
GOOD OLD DAYS!
;-)))
Serge

I need you in November Serge.

You have time.. your retired... travel the world.. see the sites.. speak to the webbies!

;-)
VegasLee We want Serge.... will he do it.

Vegas Lee,
I have my tix and hotel booked for January.
I'LL BE THERE!

Vegas...I've been there once, it's not exactly Louvre, you know
;-)
Serge

Very happy B-days to "Even Older" Fold and Kimmy!!

And a belated one to Rrrrrrrrrrred!!

Dravyk TGP2 Bucks

You're warmer.

But I know you're a supporter, so I can play ya like that :)

This has been a nice break, actually...Been like the good ol days.

RB
RB $60 Mondays

But, thanks for the reminder...Look for our 5th annual Gameworks party in Vegas in January. :)

************************

I'll be there....this one is my favorit!
;-)))

Serge (Free hosting, anyone?)

That's right Serge....

You have your hands full!

Now, might I suggest you beef up on the Geritol cause you can not handle the heat... old man! :))))

Thank You and Good Night Folks!
Jimmyslits God bless serge and is never ending wisdom!

"seeing things and comprehending them to display publically is a blessing ,
some folks are blessed and some aren't
;-)))
Serge"

Serge, what is it going to take to get you to Vegas in November to speak to the masses? Show them in person your wisdom? I keep asking and you keep heading to other countries when it comes time to do it.

Will you come out and play in person this time for us Serge?

;-))

VegasLee Will Serge appear this time, I keep giving him the chances for public greatness!

RB,
please tell me that you created post to announce new shtick in the manner which you knew is gonna grab my attention and you'll get free publicity as result.

Did I figured it out finally???
;-)))

Aly, you've been used as sacrificial lamb
;-)))
Serge (Free hosting, anyone?)

I understand....seeing things and comprehending them to display publically is a blessing ,
some folks are blessed and some aren't
;-)))
Serge
Tue

I know it wasn't intended that way, but for some strange reason, I am going to take that as a compliment.

Thank you, sir :)

RB
RB $60 Mondays

Now you're grasping, old man :)

Who we do parties with has nothing to do with how our webmasters get paid or how much they get paid.

The fact that we still do throw parties means much, much more on the face of things than who we throw them with.

But, thanks for the reminder...Look for our 5th annual Gameworks party in Vegas in January. :)

RB
RB $60 Mondays

...I just don't need to use the boards as a diary. :))
*****************************

I understand....seeing things and comprehending them to display publically is a blessing ,
some folks are blessed and some aren't
;-)))
Serge

rewrite history for us all!
Jimmyslits
******************

Jimmy,
I save small fishes like you for a slow day,
you see me being busy with the man?

shoo, and come back on Saturday.
Serge

One indication of that can be found in the fact that we haven't had to change our model as so many others have.
*******************

oh really?

so when is the next webmaster party jointly thrown by MaxCash and CEN?
Serge

LOL...Ancient Russian proverb?

RB
RB $60 Mondays

Starbucks is serving Irish coffee now????

;-}}}
KK

And peeing against the wind is the secret to success...even you know that ;)

RB
***************

sure....but only when one keeps the mouth shut at the same time
;-)))


Serge

You tell me sergey! :))

You know it all!

rewrite history for us all!
Jimmyslits No more espresso for serge!

I think someone hit a nerve! :)))
Jimmyslits
********************

Jimmyslits,
why did your YNOT membership came to the abrupt end?

take your time,
reflect on it, I am all ears.
Serge

GUMP! You're a genius!

Actually, you're not 100%, but I'll let ya slide.

Business is good, thank you...One indication of that can be found in the fact that we haven't had to change our model as so many others have.

As for travelling, since starting Razor, I have done more than I care to talk about...I just don't need to use the boards as a diary. :))

And trust me, I don't wanna know what those eyes have seen ;)))

And peeing against the wind is the secret to success...even you know that ;)

RB
RB $60 Mondays

Mr. AI, the answer is the new Netpond owners. My sources says they have no money to pay.
Gilby Hold

Doh!

I think someone hit a nerve! :)))
Jimmyslits No more espresso for serge!

So I should spend my early to mid 40's pontificating on an adult chat board? :))
*******************

excuse me,
what have you seen in your life besides Staten Island Great Dump and Arizona?

I travelled half the globe and seen things you'll NEVER see.

you peeing against the wind on this one...
;-)))
Serge

TRANSLATION of your Correct English
into my
Common Sense Inglesh

"With so much doom and gloom talk over the past year, lower payouts, higher conversions, chargebacks, etc, we’ve decided it’s time to talk about why we all work so hard in the first place; making money!"

meant to send message:

business is rosy, despite your falling revenues, and we love you so much that we feel like lowering our profit margins just because we are in love with you.

RB,
please help my poor Inglesh and set me straight, is my translation incorrect?
Serge

"oh, sure.....that's what FM was saying and he slipped from the top."

Not even sure what that means...but OK :)

"old school, baby, it's a 21st century, you know, one should adapt with times."
Serge
Tue


Like you have? So I should spend my early to mid 40's pontificating on an adult chat board? :))

Damn, I knew I was doing something wrong.

;)

RB
RB $60 Mondays

You know me better to know this has never mattered either :)
******************************

oh, sure.....that's what FM was saying and he slipped from the top.

old school, baby, it's a 21st century, you know, one should adapt with times.
Serge

Whats up with that? Serge, can you get a commitee to investigate this right away? People are screwing too much in January!
*************************

Shok,
I need no comitte....it's too obvious.

January...it's cold outside, weather sucks, what can be better than sit home and fuck like a rabbit?
;-))
Serge

Wow! KK and Fold born on the same day, same year (they're both 29, right?) - what are the odds? ;)

Happy birthday and big hugs to both of you!!! :))))


Peaches

so, competition is breathing down your throat?

Serge


You know me better to know this has never mattered either :)

Hey Slits :)

RB
RB $60 Mondays

oh,
I see man himself come to do the job others fail....

gimme few mins RB,
and I'll puncture your bubble too.
Serge

LOL Shok your counting is amazing...
KK

happy bday Fold and Kimmy
and you to RRRED...you ass :)

damn, were we all born in September? Whats up with that? Serge, can you get a commitee to investigate this right away? People are screwing too much in January!

Shok im not typing here

I assasinate Inglesh language,
but not the common sense....
Tue, 25 Sep 2001 01:34:44 - IP: 172.155.180.233 -

Nah, you don't assassinate "the common sense", but you've been assaulting ours for years ;)))

How's this...

-$60 for every signup
-Doesn't matter if it's active or not
-Every signup is counted
-You can sleep THROUGH Monday and still make $60 a signup (with some careful, advanced planning).

That shouldn't insult even your advanced intelligence :)))

Decaf, baby, decaf...

RB







RB $60 Mondays

Sign Oprano Birthday Cards to KK and
MikeFold NOW!
http://www.opranoplus.com


mutt Birthday Greetings for Fold and KK go here!

MikeS,
ANYHTHING what clears up your head and
energises BULLSHIT FILTERS,
is GOOD for you.
Serge

<< I love competing with nobody, it clears my head better than Clorax >>

Hmmm...not sure what Clorax is, Serge, but if it clears -your- head it sounds like maybe I should try it ;-)))

MikeS

Looking forward to Mondays..
least you know you will get paid!
Jimmyslits
****************

nobody doubts THAT....
I personally look for Mondays because
least you know you will pee!
Serge the reason my mother gave birth to me on Wednsday....

somebody get RB the poster with COMMON sense in mind...

grammar....syntax....Starbucks....
they are good arguments when you are wrong and your opponent is right....

you forgot that my pick em sucks too!

so, competition is breathing down your throat?

c'mon, we understand, just don't insult our intelligence, please.
Serge the reason my mother gave birth to me on Wednsday....

Happy B-day Mr. Fold!

Same to you KK....
Cheers to the both of you!

RB....nice to see you posting! :)
Looking forward to Mondays..least you know you will get paid!
Jimmyslits No more espresso for serge!

Grande Valencia please :)
KK

Get me a double espresso while you're there!

Diamond Jim $100 per signup (if the surfer has waffles for ears)

Still buying large blocks of traffic...

If you've got it we'll probably buy it.

Predominantly looking for celeb traffic.
Hooper Celebrity Sites That Make Ya....

Somebody do a Starbucks run for Serge :)

RB
RB $60 Mondays

Aly,
I assasinate Inglesh language,
but not the common sense....

"Sale begins when consumer says NO"
and I see this "reason to breath on Monday" as a sign of TOUGH times, and not rosy and grammatically correct BULLSHIT! like
"With so much doom and gloom talk over the past year, lower payouts, higher conversions, chargebacks, etc, we’ve decided it’s time to talk about why we all work so hard in the first place; making money!"

this is OPRANO,
this is the place with higher IQ average and you used the same copy you use for morons....
sorry, Aly, but this bullshit got caught in Oprano bullshit filter...
Serge the reason my mother gave birth to me on Wednsday....

Serge why pray, its not Monday yet! ;-)
Mike AI YoungFold's birthday today....

To someone who assassinates the english language on a daily basis,
I'll take that comment with a grain of salt : ))

Aly
Aly $60 Mondays

I am about to start my daily prayers, anybody cares to join?

Serge the reason my mother gave birth to me on Wednsday....

Aly, who wrote this "pearl"?

it belongs to:
http://www.oprano.com/morons.html
and we haven't added anythign there in a loooooooooooooooooong while!

I was not looking for new materials but this one is hard to resist.
Serge knock-knock, who's there?

"Friendly fire...We help each other out, um, financially :) "
----------------

LOL I've never heard it put quite like that before, but knowing those Standard guys I can see it...

;-}}}
KK

For the next 6 weeks, we’re giving you a reason to wake up on Monday.
**********************************

Oh boy, I think this reason for living belongs to
"World's Most Inspiring Quotes"

come think of it, could have been worse,
"we’re giving you a reason for being born."
would be a 1/2 notch stronger...
Serge knock-knock, who's there?

LOL...He's gunning for me...what can ya do.

Friendly fire...We help each other out, um, financially :)

RB
RB $60 Mondays

"As long as Mojo didn't win, I'm a winner ;) "
-------------------
Now that was cold. ;)

Actually I thought the girls in the princess pageant had better offensive lines than the skins ;)

KK

Serge we are clueless and yet still genuises!!! hahaha


Mike AI
****************

I think not having webmaster proggy to run,
gives one very clear perspective what other people are doing and what they are up to and.....
NOBODY can throw in your face things like:
"You say it because they are your competitors"
;-)))

I love competing with nobody,
it clears my head better than Clorax
;-)))
Serge knock-knock, who's there?

Serge, are you going to start applauding now?

*******************

our posts crossed , they are 4 secs apart
;-)))


so, do you agree with my original post and assesment of "state of things"?

Serge knock-knock, who's there?

Happy bday KK and "tiger"fold...may your day be great and your golf game better.
lee

Leaks in the adult biz? Never.

First choice for last night...37...and I have witnesses, dammit...But, then again, I didn't think the Resdskins would set back offensive football 100 years either.

As long as Mojo didn't win, I'm a winner ;)

Happy B'day to one of the true greats, Mr. Fold and to my co-leader, the gracefully aging Ms Kimmy ;)

RB


RB $60 Mondays

hahahahaha...
How come I'm always the last to find these things out?
((o;


OldFold Max Cash Mania $60 Mondays

Serge we are clueless and yet still genuises!!! hahaha


Mike AI YoungFold's birthday today....

I hear there has been problems over at Netpond. Can't pay the last amount of money owed, like 100k.


Gilbby Hold
*******************

what are you talking about?

is this going to be one time anon
"I hate you" post
or you can spill some juice?
Serge knock-knock, who's there?