I hear there has been problems over at Netpond. Can't pay the last amount of money owed, like 100k.
Gilbby Hold
Tue, 25 Sep - 12:28:43 168.143.112.8 Post #: 20196
Mike - - - Happy Happy !!!!!
Aly
Aly
Tue, 25 Sep - 12:25:34 64.105.76.173 Post #: 20195
Max Cash is pleased to announce MONDAY MANIA !!!
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With so much doom and gloom talk over the past year, lower payouts, higher conversions, chargebacks, etc, we’ve decided it’s time to talk about why we all work so hard in the first place; making money!
For the next 6 weeks, we’re giving you a reason to wake up on Monday. Starting October 1st, you will earn $60 flat per signup* for selected Max Cash sites (see schedule on the MC site). No per active and no percentages to worry about. And remember, this payout is good every Monday for 6 CONSECUTIVE WEEKS!
"It would work if we could find a way to leverage our manpower in such a way that everyone would receive $1 million/year. "
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But then a million dollars wouldn't be worth a damn would it Colin?
RB lost on what I consider to be a great number, I took 44 in the tie breaker on another pool I'm in and picked it on Friday :)
Who'd have figured the Skins to be THAT weak...
KK
Tue, 25 Sep - 12:16:25 64.38.194.18 Post #: 20187
Maybe MaxCash could offer $70 signups and start playing games with cross billing, then you could applaud him for being a genuis. :-)
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I am starting to train my hands now....I bet you RB is gonna come up with something very soon,
everybody love my rounds of applauds
;-)))
Serge knock-knock, who's there?
Tue, 25 Sep - 12:16:14 172.155.180.233 Post #: 20186
BPJ can you send me your post # where you made that selection?
Serge, I would hardly say RB lost - he lost a tie breaker, but is up in the top of 143 people playing Pigskin Pick'em - in good posistion to win the whole thing.
Maybe MaxCash could offer $70 signups and start playing games with cross billing, then you could applaud him for being a genuis. :-)
Colin, what math would you apply to these stats? :) "
Upskirt sites suck! :)
Aga
Tue, 25 Sep - 07:56:57 195.89.169.194 Post #: 20174
they rate ALL their sponsors
and post TRUE* numbers
do they?
Serge
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you didn't mind it when YOU were his sponsor did you. :-) haha
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12 Clicks,
you brought a valuable point.
Since this makes me somehow involved participant, I withdraw myself from all discussions on this subject.
I shouldn't have opened my jet lagged mouth on matters which are not concern of mine......
so, $64,000 question:
WHO WON THE FOOTBALL PICK EM YESTERDAY?
Serge
Tue, 25 Sep - 07:53:38 172.155.180.233 Post #: 20173
Slavdogg,
I would say Colin would use anything that prevents a "division by zero error" ;-)
Colin, what math would you apply to these stats? :)
Slavdogg
Tue, 25 Sep - 07:48:05 63.202.21.49 Post #: 20170
Art,
I agree 100%.
Here is a preview excerpt of the next edition of "Ask Colin" that is not even out yet:
"Another mistake people commonly make is not using enough data. If a particular sponsor has converted 4500 of your visitors into 3 signups for a 1:1500 ratio, you really haven't learned that much. A little trick I sometimes use is to subtract one signup and see how much
difference it makes. I think of this as "removing a lucky signup." If you had 4500 visitors and 2 signups, that would be 1:2250. That's a 50% difference (2250/1500). You need more data! If you send 10,000 visitors to a sponsor and get 10 signups, that is 1:1000. Subtract
one signup for 10,000 visitors and 9 signups, you have 1:1111. That's about a 10% difference. Not perfect but much better than the 50% example above."
Art dutch pussy!
you old fox.
who do you like to send your traffic to these days? 12clicks
Tue, 25 Sep - 07:35:53 216.216.58.54 Post #: 20168
Morning guys,
One thing I noticed about the statistician, is that they make rankings based on samples that are WAY too small.
You can't calculate cents/click and expect useful results if you only sent 2000 raw hits to a program.
Therefor, a program like zooted.com scored very well last week and didn't generate any income this week. Used this way, the numbers (and especially the rankings) are rather useless..
If they would test less sponsors/sites and for a longer period of time, say 50,000 hits or more to each site, then the number would be interesting to me.
Tue, 25 Sep - 07:20:51 216.216.58.54 Post #: 20165
Colin,
I can see how that would work.. interesting thought for the break of dawn. ;-)))
geeky
Tue, 25 Sep - 06:27:17 63.49.151.163 Post #: 20164
Weird thought of the morning:
Communism is such a nice sounding idea .. in principle. In the late 20th century it has really declined.
It would work if we could find a way to leverage our manpower in such a way that everyone would receive $1 million/year.
What we need is a robot work force with incredible AI. They don't need motivation. The robots go to work, we party all day.
Colin Have you seen Oprano Plus yet?
look at the statistician for belivable results
Monkey
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Monkey,
I'll believe "statistician" only if
they rate ALL their sponsors
and post TRUE* numbers
do they?
Serge
Tue, 25 Sep - 05:26:35 172.155.180.233 Post #: 20161
JR, yeah, I forget the term, Carmen Electra mentioned in a Maxim interview once....but I may have to do that now that I'm i redneckville...walk into the town's one massage/therapy/tanning salon and say "hey, I want someone to pour hot wax on my nuts and yank the hair off" they'd probably start smacking me with assorted pieces of lead pipe....they would Cliff Yablonski me to no end... SykkBoydarker days are near
Tue, 25 Sep - 03:52:38 216.67.210.128 Post #: 20160
just get a wax job
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another word of caution. people may not be receptive to you asking asking for a "nut wax"
justreading
Tue, 25 Sep - 03:45:14 195.7.188.115 Post #: 20159
Tue, 25 Sep - 03:07:05 216.138.189.9 Post #: 20156
Word of warning to guys considering the shaved look....at the request of SykkGrrl I went bare...well, whilst shaving one evening I was a bit clums and damned if I didn't nick my scrotum with the razor blade...hurt like a bitch and bled like hell for just a nick..I felt all woozy....
so, word of caution: just get a wax job or be extra careful and get one of those no-slip handled razor blades.....
SykkBoy
Tue, 25 Sep - 02:57:36 216.67.210.128 Post #: 20155
DVD unknown, wish I did know. I shot some great behind the scenes stuff that should be used, like when the stunt guy for choda boy really got his nose caved in during a stunt, sex going down while the movie was being made and stuff like that...
...which is just one more reason why people should get with our content...
(...in the world where knowledge is golden, content is king of the coffer...)
a burning palm front is no frond of mine ;-))
Hooper
Tue, 25 Sep - 02:19:01 66.68.122.196 Post #: 20153
"...that to singe the balls with a burning palm frond would grant you permission to speak with Osiris about postponing death."....My X used to say the same thing about oral sex;)))
JohnIP
Tue, 25 Sep - 02:18:32 199.44.53.3 Post #: 20152
Far-L, when is it comming out on DVD ? :)
Slavdogg
Tue, 25 Sep - 02:17:29 63.202.21.49 Post #: 20151
The true origin of ball shaving goes back to the ancient egyptians who believed that to singe the balls with a burning palm frond would grant you permission to speak with Osiris about postponing death. Brad is a member of this cult which is symbolized by a lobster.
Tue, 25 Sep - 02:06:56 203.164.2.198 Post #: 20149
DJ Knows all sorts of shit doesnt he.....;))
JohnIP
Tue, 25 Sep - 02:02:27 199.44.53.3 Post #: 20148
Thank you.
I helped Trey add the "porn flavor" which was mostly anecdotal material from my weird travels through porno-wonderland (like the black stunt cock scene) and he did the rest and deserves most of the credit.
Besides the credit at the beginning, I play the video guy with ever-changing hairdos (not Matt Stone with the mullet) My one line is actually one word. I say "Genius."
As I see it, my fifteen minutes is definately not up...guess I am going to have to grease myself up with vasaline and stalk Meni naked to get my name back in lights though...maybe when the authorities finally catch me then I can mutter incessently and imcomprehensibly "TGP2" and "Serge" over and over...
Actually, ball shaving has it's origins in the movie "Bradley shaves his balls"; a movie I wrote, directed and produced while standing on one foot, and which was based on the true story of an intrepid webmaster whose balls needed a shave quite badly.
Scene 1 opens with Bradley explaining the time-proven Marxist principle of "From each according to his ability; To each according to his need."
His balls need shaving, but he doesn't have the ability to do it. Because his need is the foremost principle in this wonderful philosophy, it stands to reason that someone of ability needs to shave Bradley's balls for him. And who gets lucky enough to have this ability? Well, thats the interesting part....the state determines who this talented individual is...and isn't he the lucky one! I'm sure he spent many years refining his ball shaving technique! As it turns out, Luke Ford is the only one qualified...
Scene 2 opens and closes, with cinematic flair, on the freshly shorn scrotum. I don't have any behind the scenes pics because the state deemed I didn't need them...some people have all the luck.
Tue, 25 Sep - 01:48:34 24.177.208.229 Post #: 20145
Damn Far-L I did not know you had anything to do with that movie and script!! That is my favorite part, I rewind it over and over - and laugh like a kid everytime!!
Thanks for the smiles!
Also that photo is a CLASSIC - I have been sending it to all my friends!
Tue, 25 Sep - 01:32:09 216.103.234.169 Post #: 20143
The ball shaving gag has its origins in the Trey Parker movie "Orgazmo". I was an associate producer on the movie, and that scene was based on my personal experience.
Tue, 25 Sep - 00:41:44 203.185.208.153 Post #: 20141
Hey I need a favor - anyone who has installed the messenger from devil.com on their computer. Could you please check the DNS on your computer to see if it has been changed.
If you cannot tell, try going to any site without typing the www. in front of it and see where you go.
Well if things keep up as they are that princess pageant is going to have more healthy players and maybe more action...
KK
Mon, 24 Sep - 22:25:10 209.181.109.242 Post #: 20134
Hey gang,
I'm back. After the events of Sept 11 I just didn't know what to say. I was dumbstruck, and painfully aware that no matter what I said it would be woefully inadequate.
I had a friend, a 20 year old Marine, at the Pentagon I was worried about for a few days. He's ok...physically. Turns out he was 200 ft from the crash site, but has been pulling bodies from the crash site and is understandably emotionally distraught.
I've read pretty much all the posts on this board since that day and I have to say I am totally in awe of many of the minds that hang here. Oprano is far, far deeper than it can appear. :)
As for the football picks, I feel sorry for anyone who has the same taste in football helmets as I do...cos apparently my taste sucks. :)
How Dean does it?
hmm,well its a PLC,therefore garnering market share and increasing turnover would be tantamount,plus profits through processing etc,etc.But what do I know? ;)
i remember a few years ago
some of the things Dean said...
and it seems to have something to do with what they're doing now..its
a good plan
and fairly clear that it's possible...and hes gonna fucking
clean up :-)
i remember a few dildos telling
me when i was promoting CE that
Free Trials dont convert better
and it was not POSSIBLE..i dont
know how some people got to where they
are..but who gives a fuck :-))
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Mike AI,
Before I stopped drinking, I came to the conclusion that very few if any American beers were worth consuming. Back then, 'light' beer pretty much meant Pearl or Lone Star or Bush Bavarian. I found only 2 which really had any flavor...Schlitz and Jax. Falstaff was fairly decent, but the rest just didn't cut it. Torone
Mon, 24 Sep - 21:24:53 24.162.17.83 Post #: 20123
The domain in question was sergenaked.com and I'm taking all offers over 20K...
He who doesn't pay Slavik gets no traffic of mine...
Mon, 24 Sep - 21:24:33 24.177.208.229 Post #: 20122
AdultTraffic.net owes me money !!
Slavdogg
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hmmm...I heard that
The Statistician
owes money and blames me and Voltar as culprits.
something stinks in our beloved business and stench rising to the sky....
Serge
Mon, 24 Sep - 21:21:17 172.175.63.170 Post #: 20121
If you hadn’t heard, AdultTraffic.net has been named one of the top ten conversion sponsors by The Statistician last week,
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how much?
Serge
Mon, 24 Sep - 21:16:06 172.175.63.170 Post #: 20120
Am I the only one who thinks the coor light commerical sucks ass - they are so stupid!
AdultTraffic.net owes me money !!
i would stay away from them.
ps. your results may differ...
Slavdogg
Mon, 24 Sep - 21:13:15 63.202.21.49 Post #: 20118
I recall an auction where a Serge nude sold for a few bucks.
Brad Shaw
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Brad, it wasn't a few bucks, BillBNR bought it for $5000 and when I told him that I don;t have one but he is mostly welcome to shoot himself, he winked and that was the end of it
;-)))
Serge
Mon, 24 Sep - 21:10:03 172.175.63.170 Post #: 20117
I predict NFL Pool will come down to
the final Sunday. RB will be tied for the lead with one maybe two people. He will glance down the rows of games and see that the Jets 7-8 are 14 point underdogs, and he will pick them, and he will lose handing victory to somebody else.
Nostradumbass
Mon, 24 Sep - 21:03:21 24.112.37.86 Post #: 20116
If you hadn’t heard, AdultTraffic.net has been named one of the top ten conversion sponsors by The Statistician last week, http://thestatistician.com/. That alone would be reason enough to try us, but how about this?
Redd Hott Redd Hott is blue.....
Mon, 24 Sep 2001 06:49:20 - IP: 209.84.255.176 - Post # 20089
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g'day Redd Hott
the statistician is a good guide,
thats all though.
the per click returns at the
statistician show whats happening
to the "owners traffic"...what influences
those returns we dont know
what i do know is that what
Sponsor Cash . net offers is
REAL and is designed to deliver
as promised !!
Brad I think you should auction an original of this photo autographed by you and your special friends.
Mike AI Check out the latest....
Mon, 24 Sep - 21:00:13 66.21.160.33 Post #: 20114
Maybe we can get some RB shaved head photos in the auction. I recall an auction where a Serge nude sold for a few bucks. Brad ShawDeep Oral Girls
Mon, 24 Sep - 20:56:52 65.65.112.61 Post #: 20113
Nick
On line for a little bit - checked but no Mail! The night life is slow and not expected to pick up. 30% cancelation already and expecting more as we go. There is no problems here however the press needs to sell News.
Raining like a Bitch this morning - heading to Shennanigans for Breakfast and to watch the Monday Night Game
Most psychiatrists would tell you that wondering or perhaps even thinking you are ill (bad) is an indicator that you aren't.
:)
KK
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Reverse psychology?
;-))
Serge
Mon, 24 Sep - 20:44:08 172.170.241.52 Post #: 20110
>>>>>>>
For the record, RB has mailed in his points for the Monday Night Football game. He did not want to post it because he know the twink Mojo would based him pick on RBs! hahaha
>>>>>>>
That's BS. (the copying RB part...not the twink part...)
RB said that if I beat him after 17 weeks he's going to shave his head. MojoLeRoy Homer fund
Mon, 24 Sep - 20:31:52 24.8.204.176 Post #: 20109
LOL Nicks morals have slipped?????
;-}}}
KK
Mon, 24 Sep - 20:29:32 209.181.133.211 Post #: 20107
Foreign policy is not based on slipping morals like you Nick. ;-)
Foreign policy should be based on National Interests. Simple as that.
Mon, 24 Sep - 20:09:25 216.67.210.128 Post #: 20105
For the record, RB has mailed in his points for the Monday Night Football game. He did not want to post it because he know the twink Mojo would based him pick on RBs! hahaha