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yeap, 'till 1998 or 99....

Hun's wife gave Ken the offer he couldn't refuse
;-)))
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What was that?? Secret Transexual photos of the hun??

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My ears were burning ;) Why is it that my name is always associated with thehun.com and Transsexuals?

It sucks being me ;)

BTW - The auction is off to a phenominal start. Over 53k so far and with LOTS of very cool stuff still up for grabs. I see this getting VERY big before it's over....

Thanks to everyone who has participated!
Ken Webmasters 4 Amercia - Real Time Auction

With only the Monday Night game left for Week Two, it's a three way tie for the NFL Pickem lead. KK, RB and Meni with 20 wins.
If Washington covers the spread tomorrow night against Green Bay Meni is the leader, if Green Bay covers it will be KK and RB as co-leaders.

Also weekly winner isn't decided yet, Meni leads now with 10 wins but a bunch of people have 9.
mutt

I picked the Bungles today. :)

Ulfie

but the bengals are 2-0.

super bowl baby!
grimm Xingster...no ads yet;)

oh yeah, sorry i forgot i posted that earlier:)

i only got 6 right.

grimm Xingster...no ads yet;)

Whah. huh? what did i say?:)
grimm Xingster...no ads yet;)

The Cardinals blow, should have listened to KK. Well, 8 winners today isn't bad. I think I may go to who has the nicest helmut method next week like Meni and PornDaddy. ;)

Ulfie

geeky, I own the damn black helicopters and you know that. The secret LA hillbilly underground.

Grimmie, and people wonder why I'm a vegetarian.

Uncle Serge, put me in the "ready to fly more now than before" category, if they have one. My third to last plane trip was on board Pan Am's Heathrow to NYC in July before the Locherbie tragedy. My next two were to places (like UK) that can only be reached (without a ship) via air...and it still took large and intimidating people to get me on the thing.

Later, Oprani.
Melody

g'day serge :-)

Add my vote to the 'i'm ready now' option!!!

cj (nipple pink 'vaginator') $70 per FREE signup!!

from AOL poll:

How long until you fly again?
-- I'm ready now 94094 49%

-- Only after more security measures are in place 28900 15%

-- Once the future becomes a bit clearer 26843 14%

-- I can't even think about flying 16028 8%

-- Maybe never 12552 6%

-- Not until we've beaten the terrorists 7301 3%

-- Other: Post It Here 3032 1%

Total votes: 188750

Serge

g'day, mate!
;-))
Serge

geeky, that was a great post to wake up to!! thanks for the morning laugh!

g'mornin oprano!

cj (nipple pink 'vaginator') $70 per FREE signup!!

http://www.standardinternet.com/LeroyHomer/index.php

MoJo,
I am proud!, Great job, guys!
Serge

speaking of bombs.. don't know if anyone posted this weather update:

The weather in Afghanistan tomorrow is expected to be sunny in the morning with increasing mushroom clouds in the afternoon.

The temperature looks to be a moderate 2000 degrees with cool winds upwards of around 700 miles per hour.

It will definitely be a day for the sun block, and it wouldn't hurt to shake the dust off the ol' lead suit in the closet.

If you're planning on venturing outside in beautiful Afghanistan tomorrow, don't forget to drink plenty of fluids, such as barium, which shows up nicely when blasts of radiation flow through the body.

Most of all, have fun out there in dusty Afghanistan and enjoy the old country while............

Well, while it's still there.
geeky

Truman dropped the A Bomb on Japan and at that point the American public and soil wasn't even at risk.
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Saddam always been proud of his bunker...
I doubt it would help him much.........
Serge

Mutt funny you mention the Japs - check out war stories on FOX NEWS right now.
Mike AI

They try to kill massive amounts of civilians with biological or chemical warfare, that will be it. Truman dropped the A Bomb on Japan and at that point the American public and soil wasn't even at risk.

Scares the shit out of me. I hope intelligence has been working 24/7 on this.
mutt

Melody,

nice going.. the black helicopters will be headed your way shortly!

;-)))))
geeky

Looks like if you would have just taken the default football pool picks..you have been 8-4 on the day!
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Zebra,

good piece there by Frank from cnn. I bet my trip to vegas in a couple of weeks will be sorta of a empty flight..

sextoyking 100 Animated Banners, $750.00

melody,

not every element, only if it composes more than 1% of the food. There is lots of stuff in food that is not listed on labels

Such as, earthworm content in ground beef, etc:)
grimm

Serge that is a great ( long) article...

Time to beat down the fundementalist, and put them back in AWE.

Mike AI

Head's up - this looks like it could be genuinely horrific:
http://abcnews.go.com/wire/World/reuters20010923_62.html

On a vastly lighter note, I have a question for Ask Colin, which I'm emailing, but I'll post it here, too.

OK, every element added to any food, which could potentially be health-threatening, has to be declared on labels in big bold print with arrows and shit, right?

OK2, so how can the Sunshine food company get away with this:

"Do you want to know where the Keebler cookies come from, they're made by little elves in a hollow tree."

Fact: No one has ever seen a Keebler elf. There exist no photographs or physical evidence, supporting their existence. Yet this company continues the ruse by suggesting, on their website, that the Elves in fact have names and genders.

Fact: Elves, if they existed, may never have been trained as bakers. They may well not have passed health department screenings. Perhaps these elves are being held against their will. If not against their will, under what conditions might they be working? Is it even safe to run a bakeshop inside a hollow tree? Might there be Fire Marshal concerns?

Ok, that's my question, Colin. Everyone have a good one (and if not a good one, a peaceful one).

Melody

MikeAI,
I can't say.....but his blond wife is cute
;-)))

check this out, different wording, same ideas we discussed over the last 2 days:
http://www.weeklystandard.com/magazine/mag_7_2_01/gerecht_feat_7_2_01.asp
with historical references and blue print what will work
Serge

Wow! Looking over the picks this week seems most people have done so-so thus far except for Meni and SykkBoy.....

TheEnforcer Isn't it about time you started making Bank?

yeap, 'till 1998 or 99....

Hun's wife gave Ken the offer he couldn't refuse
;-)))
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What was that?? Secret Transexual photos of the hun??

Mike AI

i always thought Ken had thehun.COM
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yeap, 'till 1998 or 99....

Hun's wife gave Ken the offer he couldn't refuse
;-)))
Serge

Slav...I wondered that too...
looked at it, saw no "players" bidding, just what appears to be shills...

DadFold Auction

whats so good about xpix.com ??

btw, i always thought Ken had thehun.COM ?

Slavdogg

Any content or other service providers want to sponsor another pool? If people are playing we might as well have more things to pick....how about Over/Under pool?

Come on ....give up some CD's etc ?

What about a Baseball Playoff Pool?

email prize offerings to me at mutt AT oprano.com
mutt We need more prizes!

oh great. I admin the Pickem pool and i fucked my own team up. Didn't realise i had registered the same twice and picked for the wrong team.
Doh.

Anyways I updated the scores.........the new leader is........MENI......the Porn Daddy.... KimmyKim is holding her own
mutt

mutt..because we all know what a great town toronto is for sports:)

grimm

137 bids, never seen so much interest for a domain before, the site does have income in the thousands and xpix seems to be all over the web.. would be interesting where this one ends

http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1274981546
tonyz XPIX.COM closes in one hour

Yup. Ralph Wilson is getting what he deserves, senile old bastard. The Bills will probably head north to Toronto if this is a prolonged losing situtation. There are people here who will pay half a billion for the franchise.

I like the way the NFL is, every year things get turned upside down and last year's basement dwellers can be playoff bound the next year.

Unlike baseball. Oh wow, look who it is in the playoffs again, the Yanks and the Braves........zzzzzzzzzzzz........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
mutt

Go Bengals:)

hahahhahahaa
grimm

Mutt I have to agree with Enforcer - Shuold have kept Flutie, but you know this.

Mike AI

mutt,

Bills management got what they wanted and the Bills fans are suffering for it. I feel sorry for Bills fans as they are great fans and deserve better. I must say though I'm happy as hell the coaches and management are suffering as they cared more about economics than winning and treated Flutie like dirt. All he has ever done for teams is win. Just because he's not your prototypical QB coaches and GM's short change him and end up looking like asses every time they do so.

TheEnforcer Isn't it about time you started Making Bank?

Zebra,
this too shall pass....
WE ARE THE AMERICANS,
we are too stubborn to let them win!
Serge

I haven't tasted a 2-14 season in a long time. I just have to figure out which two games the Bills are going to win.

But no worry, I am also the president of the BillyBolts Fanclub!
Go BuffDiego Charbills!!!!
mutt

Yikes.. looking over the scores I had a REALLY bad week...

TheEnforcer Isn't it about time you started Making Bank?

Brownies ((o;

DadFold gifs.com

What about the Bengals beating the Ravens....

Raiders gave their game away by playing prevent defense - Gruden lost that game! My GF is ticked off! haha

Mike AI

Da Bears!!!!
Hey give me a break it may be the only one we win this year:)
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Wow.. Minnesote is 0-2.... makes a Packer fan smile.. :>)))

Although it fucks me on the pick em contest.. I'll take the trade-off though.. :>))

TheEnforcer Isn't it about time you started Making Bank?

Wow..I have heard reports that many flights are being cancelled because of lack of passengers and a lack of crew who are willing to fly, but reading this really puts it in perspective.
http://www.cnn.com/2001/US/09/23/rec.sesno.notebook.focus/
Bush may be giving the airlines billions but what good is it if nobody wants to fly? Less than 2 months till the next show. Hope the airlines survive till then.
Think I'll make my rental car reservation just in case..

Zebra

heya folks... Mattyd sent this url to me. http://www.worldtradecentertears.com/phpBB/index.php and told me he has several companies that have pledged to give $1 per post to the WTCtrust so if you have a minute or two go on over, take a look and post a few comments.

Thanks.

TheEnforcer Isn't it about time you started Making bank?

Monk

Football picks closed at 12:30 pm, half hour before kickoff.

Sorry if u didn't get your picks in but hey, it doesn't mean u are out of it, the script gives u all the home teams.

mutt

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Football picks closed early again?

Monk

did you say free host?

Serge (Free hosting, anyone?)

I have a few people looking for some good free hosts without too many banners. Can someone help me out? Thanks!

Panthers 20 Falcons 16
KimM

Serge... it's:

http://www.thehun.net although he also owns http://www.thehun.com
Hooper

did I miss something?

http://www.hun.com/
Serge

Indonesian moslems hunting down Americans staying in major hotels!

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2001/09/item20010924003154_1.htm

Marty

Jason,
NOBODY can stomach that.

What we should understand CLEARLY, we are not fighting with regular human beings, we can't change those people, we can only kill them.

I believe the life of a single soldier is worth ANYTHING we can inflict on the enemies to protect it.

Get CNN out of military zone and do what we have to,
put Nothern Allience in place,
help them economically and military and move to the next target.

This is the WAR with an absolutelly ruthless enemy for whom 7000 civilians are equal opportunity target, it's either them or us....
for me it's a VERY clear choice.
Serge

Serge, will americans be able to stomach it??

http://www.portal.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2001/09/23/wcarew23.xml

Jason

MAC was my first PC.....yeap, no viruses!
Serge

I use a Mac, what's a virus ;-)

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justreading

I've written a much deadlier virus.

It makes a post by you on my behalf on every major board ever 30 minutes and to get infected, all you have to do is read this post!

Now you've got it & norton doesn't have a cure ;-)))
Hooper New Programs, New Sites, Higher Payouts!

Todd,that virus info:http://www.vmyths.com/hoax.cfm?id=222&page=3

geeky

Serge,

thanks for the post on that new Deadly Virus, shit right to the hard drive.. I have just sent that info to every one,

peace

sextoyking

mutt,

maybe they scooped everyone else!
;-))))

this is a tough week to judge. there are a lot of rustiness and emotional issues going on for the teams. It is tough to judge who can play _flat_ and still win.
geeky

Thanks geeky.

I searched all the news search sites and nobody had the Bin Laden found story.

Just did my NFL picks. Picks seemed tougher this week.

mutt 12 Hours Left To Get Your Picks Changed!

Mutt,

also, don't remember if i said so, but i really think that oprano plus is great... not just because i want you to fix my football picks either ;-)))
geeky

CJ: I just spent 13 years in Brisbane (fuckin great town!)
especially folks at the Beat,
the Arena and the Advent'jah crew.
Hope to be back soon and catch up.
Marty
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really!!?!? we may have brushed shoulders at the beat!! that club's been going strong ever since I can remember and still plays the best music :-)
be sure to let me know when you are back in town :-)

cj (nipple pink 'vaginator') $70 per FREE signup!!

Mutt,

yeah I noticed they put all the important stuff first. ;-)))

I would think that even if it were true, a.it would be a secret, and b.on other news sites... i hope it is true.. maybe they found out bin laden reads this rag and wanted to spook him ;-))))
geeky

Dunno about their credibilty as a news gathering operation but definitely they have their priorities screwed up. The front page headline is 4 soccer stars who got drunk, stripped and vomited, Bin Laden Found is just a small link off the front page.

mutt

Anybody else reporting that Britain has found Bin Laden?
How reputable is that News of the World paper? Isn't there a News of the World tabloid here that makes the The Globe look like the New York
Times?

mutt

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/4326959

Anyone read this?
Mike AI Confucy did you make your picks??

Serge,
"try to speed in rural Alabame area and see what I mean.

As for easy to conterfeit, not if it contains easy to read your DNA sample."
About the speeding, my day job is truck driving. About my DNA, I try to keep that a secret. Can't let anyone find out why I don't catch colds, flu, athlete's foot, etc.:)

Torone

that virus info:http://www.vmyths.com/hoax.cfm?id=222&page=3

geeky

Check this out
http://www.nationalwineweek.com/
October 1 - 5
10 glasses of fine wine for $10 with lunch
Some good restaurants will be participating including Smith and Wollensky
and 5 other locations in New York

Vick To be released the same week as National Wine week

Got good news today, looks like some feel Vegas is going to live even though we have had the largest down turn in business in Vegas histroy.

In the new:

"Show managers from Comdex, Specialty Equipment Market Association (SEMA),
Fun Expo and Amusement Music Operators Association confirmed that they plan to move forward with their scheduled trade shows in Las Vegas, convention center officials said Thursday."

Glad to see the major players still have the faith!

;-))
VegasLee Vegas Lives and we will be there in November!

Grimm, did Churchill said that:
""We are still masters of our fate. We are still captain of our souls.""

before his orders which costed 250,000 alies lives at Gallipoli or after?

He resigned after his failure, you know....
Serge

confucy..you are one ignorant pain in the ass.

grimm Xingster

Confucy, I think you are such a dumb bimbo that you can't even make it to
justanasshole.com list and jelous enormously.

were you molested as a child?

I sence HUGE emotional trauma of a sexual nature you suffered recently,
sorry about that.
Serge

"Today we may say aloud before an awe-struck world: "We are still masters of our fate. We are still captain of our souls.""
- Winston Churchill
grimm Xingster

from Webfather's board:

A new virus has just been discovered that has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive ever! This virus was discovered yesterday afternoon by McAfee and no vaccine
has yet been developed. This virus simply destroys Sector Zero from the hard disk, where vital information for its functioning are stored.

This virus acts in the following manner: It sends itself automatically to all contacts on your list with the title "A Virtual Card for You." As soon as the supposed virtual card is opened, the computer freezes so that the user has to reboot.

When the ctrl+alt+del keys or the reset button are pressed, the virus destroys Sector Zero, thus permanently destroying the hard disk. Yesterday in just a few hours this virus caused panic in New York, according to news broadcast by CNN. This alert was received by an employee of Microsoft itself. So don't open any mails with subject: "A Virtual Card for You." As soon as you get the mail, delete it. Please pass this mail to all of your friends.

Forward this to everyone in your address book. I would rather receive this 25 times than not at all. Also: Intel announced that a new and very destructive virus was discovered recently.

Also, If you receive an email called "An Internet Flower For You," do not open it. Delete it right away! This virus removes all dynamic link libraries (.dll files) from your computer.
signguy,
Sat Sep 22 20:09:52 2001 - 152.163.195.187 - message #34023
Serge

Sure...okay...right! Yes, Colin you do work very hard.

That is why every time I come here, I see your name on the board. All the hours you spend here telling us how hard you work and how great of a guitar player you are, you could be plucking away on that old guitar...becoming even better.

Colin, how about putting up an mp3 or wav file of your guitar music so we can judge for ourselves. If you really are good, sell us your work and give the money to the WTC relief fund.

Have you noticed how many of the people who toot their own horns end up having their names on the *isjustanasshole.com* list?

My favorite ones on the list are: LittleC, RB, Dravyk, JoeE, DragonKing, MikeAI, Vick, KimmyKim, and BradShaw.

How about adding Magick, Forest, Colin, justreading, MelissaD, and MikeW.
confucy Serge's Home Away From Home

My mariners lost again today to the A's, damm tough game!!

sextoyking

He did come out with that statement, Mike ?

Thats good... I have, by no means been watching the television coverage much, so I've
missed a lot of minor details, like that... I had found it very strange that I had heard
nothing that they had commented on it, one way or another... If that had been the case,
I'd say that would be uncharacteristic enough of Farrakahn in general, to be a red flag...

One of the biggest differences, between the Taliban and various domestic terrorist threats
(from either end of the spectrum, including Farrakahn, various militia groups or the KKK),
is that all the domestic groups have complete freedom afforded them in this country,
in terms of easy access to any technology, financial, communication or transportation
needs that they have. I won't even go into the aspects of more lax security (and by no
means only in airports), in general in the US up until last Tuesday...

photo

LOL :))

Anthony,
Look over there.see,pretty colours.

Mollusk,where are you,you bastard?

Serge,Trying to reach you to catch up :)
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))

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Gives different meaning to the phrase "tending to the flock"
Colin Ask Colin

Glad I'm not a goat

Cleo
Sat, 22 Sep 2001 04:22:19 - IP: 208.61.44.30 - Post # 19807

Why not?It's not a baaaaaaaaaaad life ;)
Nick's Goat

Glad I'm not a goat

Cleo

Cleo, I don't know. But probably nothing. The Bible addresses men much more than women.

Colin Ask Colin if he thinks the Bible is sexist?

mutt,
Exactly.Bin lauden broke bodies,Falwell corrupts the mind of the young and the naive.I despise them both.I thought both religions were based on love and forgiveness.Ah well.

Colin,
I'll take that as a compliment,though Anthony postulates
"Nick,you are reprsentative of a annoying smartass who if he doesn't get dressed and sign off the computer and get lunch will also be representative of a dead caucasian"

I find this argument convincing.Later all :)

Let me know when you are here in BC next Colin :)

Serge,
To conquer an enemy we must think like him.You do it in chess,I see you are bringing it to politics.I'm with you on it.The Ghurkas used similar tactrics to terrify.There are no rules in a street fight.

I hope the US military are having a quiet lunch with some Russian veterans now.

""so far, I only saw scott on the list of those who use MikeAI's pics without permission""

hahahaha I did that about 1997,got a call from Stantheman (?),didn't do it again.Nice guy btw :)

Ok,Anthony,I'm signing off. ;)

Colin-"As a believer in neither , I do not." totally with you.If there is a God he/she/it is a God of love,and humour (duckbilled platypus;),man as always perverts.
Those that know technick love him.;)If any will enter the kingdom,he will.Me?I have teetimes in hell ;)I hear the hole is only 1inch in dia ;))

shit,I'm suffering from verbal diahorhea ;)This board is the best.No coffee no trite shit,just bizmen talking.The Wig and Pen club of the net ;)
Nick

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