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You have to be reminded Dravyk?? Shame on you!!

:>))
TheEnforcer Isn't it about time you started Making Bank?
Wed, 19 Sep - 14:08:53 216.138.189.9 Post #: 19100


the team from CEN was 3rd according to the cards I got.
((o;

Fold MaxCash
Wed, 19 Sep - 14:06:47 207.90.92.148 Post #: 19099


4 yahoo.com 3126
7 hotmail 2988
8 hotmail.com 2953
14 www.hotmail.com 2105
18 www.yahoo.com 1991

... Everytime I see the above keyword searches I'm reminded of what total idiots surfers can be.

Dravyk
Wed, 19 Sep - 14:00:05 168.191.210.20 Post #: 19098


Fold...

Where did the CEN foursome place in the golf outting...

Kyle from CEN asked me about it today

thanx...you gonna be at adultdex?
Another Round?
LMK

118156620
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)
Wed, 19 Sep - 13:57:58 209.143.51.21 Post #: 19097


I am happy to let all webmasters know that the Klixxx Conference remains scheduled for October 12-15. We are taking all precautionary measures to ensure all of our VIP webmasters a safe enjoyable trip. There are NO changes to the schedule for the Klixxx Conference. We look forward to seeing you!


JMan
Wed, 19 Sep - 13:51:45 65.92.198.38 Post #: 19096


Mike,

Know what I have to say to that!

http://buildinganempire.com/homeofthebrave.html
Colin TGP2 Bucks .. Home of the Brave!
Wed, 19 Sep - 13:49:39 24.164.51.72 Post #: 19095


Key Word searchs, at one time Sex had fallen to #34, then 18 the other day, now 12. Interesting to see what people are thinking about.

Here are the recent top 1000 keywords for Wed 19 September - 18:54:11 pm
taken from a total of 6,304,553 entries. Use this report to spot sudden
surges in the last day or so. This data is based on last 24 hours
Metacrawler / Dogpile search queries and is updated every 24 hours.

1 world trade center 4104
2 Nostradamus 3811
3 american flag 3722
4 yahoo.com 3126
5 Insurance 3118
6 Nostradamus Predictions 3006
7 hotmail 2988
8 hotmail.com 2953
9 American Flags 2769
10 nostradamus 2612
11 cnn 2364
12 sex 2274
13 flags 2208
14 www.hotmail.com 2105
15 American Flag Pictures 2062
16 taliban 2011
17 nimda 1996
18 www.yahoo.com 1991
19 osama bin laden 1980
20 bin laden 1921
21 american flags 1908
22 google 1881
23 Send 1844
24 Buy 1835
25 jokes 1814
26 business 1804
27 email 1764
28 ebay 1756
29 Purchase 1723
30 World Trade Center 1642
31 dictionary 1633
32 cnn.com 1617
33 Yahoo 1605
34 maps 1551
35 lyrics 1490
36 afghanistan 1432
37 Nostradamus Prophecy 1357
38 song lyrics 1325
39 news 1270
40 games 1220
41 Osama Bin Laden 1216
42 American Flag 1208
43 search engines 1191
44 email.com 1176
45 jobs 1168
46 morpheus 1160
47 world map 1101
48 warez 1064
49 mp3 1055
50 clip art 1053
51 music 1044
52 wtc 1013
53 literotica 994
54 msn 988
55 wallpaper 968
56 anthrax 963
57 weather 962
58 gas masks 942
59 chat 928
60 flag 924
61 Taliban 910
62 Pictures 909
63 nimda virus 891
64 yahoo 877
65 snes roms 865
66 Afghanistan 848
67 incest stories 827
68 msnbc 819
69 mapquest 810
70 porn 808
71 recipes 787
72 nostradomus 787
73 msn.com 776
74 Osama bin Laden 759
75 desktop themes 730
76 screensavers 730
77 clipart 730
78 quotes 728
79 mortgage rates 725
80 Flags 716
81 gas mask 712
82 aol.com 704
83 lolita 702
84 Bin Laden 695
85 winzip 688
86 Tamim Ansary 679
87 The American Flag 674
88 us flag 674
89 Cnn News 670
90 big brother 2 667
91 free clip art 665
92 afganistan 651
93 Song Lyrics 642
94 ask jeeves 641
95 incest 641
96 free porn 636
97 halloween costumes 636
98 fbi 635
99 terrorism 634
100 pictures 628
101 zip codes 624
102 travel 622
103 attack on america 616
104 Free Clip Art 613
105 famous quotes 609
106 free clipart 608
107 google.com 607
108 lesson plans 604
109 CNN 600
110 cnn news 600
111 science fair project 598
112 screen savers 597
113 greeting cards 594
114 kazaa 592
115 Maps 587
116 erotic stories 586
117 david letterman 582
118 white pages 581
119 islam 570
120 dogs 570
121 www.cnn.com 567
122 movies 563
123 sublime directory 561
124 aol 558
125 napster 557
126 ampland 556
127 lingerie 556
128 new york times 553
129 Nimda 551
130 virus 551
131 Free Clipart 541
132 area codes 538
133 baby names 532
134 United States Flags 531
135 lolitas 527
136 horoscopes 525
137 voyeurweb 523
138 Used Cars 519
139 kelly blue book 508
140 bikini 504
141 Watch Movie Trailers 504
142 NOSTRADAMUS 502
143 yellow pages 499
144 parent 493
145 poems 493
146 cantor fitzgerald 491
147 Osama Bin Laden Photo 491
148 Mortgage Rates 487
149 stock market 486
150 thumbzilla 485
151 big brother 482
152 health 480
153 autos 475
154 e-cards 474
155 american airlines 469
156 encyclopedia 468
157 beastiality 465
158 april fools 464
159 amazon.com 464
160 britney spears 459
161 l 459
162 world maps 454
163 World Map 453
164 poetry 450
165 sex stories 449
166 monster.com 443
167 books 442
168 twin towers 440
169 ebay.com 440
170 free games 438
171 job search 437
172 desktop wallpaper 437
173 W32.Nimda.A@mm 435
174 spanking 435
175 love poems 434
176 msnbc.com 434
177 fonts 431
178 jihad 431
179 Yahoo Mail 430
180 amtrak 427
181 used cars 426
182 www.aol.com 425
183 online dictionary 423
184 voyeurweb.com 422
185 Hotmail 422
186 Yahoo Com 422
187 tommys bookmarks 415
188 driving directions 414
189 News 413
190 WTC 413
191 dogpile 412
192 bomis 411
193 rosh hashanah 411
194 xxx 408
195 jerry falwell 405
196 pamela anderson 404
197 pussy 404
198 free sex stories 401
199 anime 400
200 us flags 399
Mike AI Make your picks!!!!
Wed, 19 Sep - 13:46:58 66.21.168.21 Post #: 19094


Calling bottoms? You guys is nutz!
Colin Bottums UP! At .. "Ask Colin"
Wed, 19 Sep - 13:40:40 24.164.51.72 Post #: 19093




Meni you can make your picks for football pickem now!!

http://www.opranoplus.com/opc.html

Fold I doubt that is a place Serge would be staying, I doubt he would be staying in a 2 story hotel. I know Serge, he is at some 5 star hotel somewhere.


Mike AI Make your picks!!!!
Wed, 19 Sep - 13:32:28 66.21.168.21 Post #: 19092


When can I pick my picks????

Meni (The Golden Tongue) Jenna........
Wed, 19 Sep - 13:20:22 24.218.204.233 Post #: 19091


I won't post it in two places .. but if you want to read what an oldtimer, my grandfather remembers about World War II in light of recent events .. well, it is a very interesting read.

I posted it at the Oprano TGP2 Board
Colin Grandpa sez ...
Wed, 19 Sep - 13:07:27 24.164.51.72 Post #: 19090


I wish I knew Mike......
I bought Monday for personal reasons...there is no benchmark or history to base a logical decision on....

Turkey:
http://europe.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/europe/09/19/turkey.collapse/index.html



Fold MaxCash
Wed, 19 Sep - 12:57:34 64.220.84.86 Post #: 19089


Well.. so far today has been MUCH better for my connectivity!! :>))

****knock on wood****


TheEnforcer Isn't it about time you started Making Bank?
Wed, 19 Sep - 12:49:57 216.138.189.9 Post #: 19088


Spoke to soon, just came back online.
Flash
Wed, 19 Sep - 12:46:41 144.132.88.99 Post #: 19087


Yeah same errors, also got some other weird ones such as:

"Experiencing Configuration Difficulties(hmfPath not found as read from either CMIPagesDirectory or WebRootDirectory) (local fallback CMIPages also not found)"

I think ibill is doing some unscheduled internal maintenance on their systems, prob in light of what porndaddy mentioned from this damn virus.

Trust that i start using a program through ibill then 24 hours later the processor associated with it shits its self :)
Flash
Wed, 19 Sep - 12:46:01 144.132.88.99 Post #: 19086




OldFold where is the bottom in the markets??
Mike AI
Wed, 19 Sep - 12:42:05 66.21.168.21 Post #: 19085


Flash - yes
Ibill CMI - Error meassage Could not confirm RevSharer status
This was going on yesterday as well

Front line billing - Not available

An internal Visual Basic error has occurred in /scripts/is2wcgi.dll.
Object variable or With block variable not set (error #91)

Hope they know, will call to make sure

Glad I have CCbill as primary processor
Vick
Wed, 19 Sep - 12:26:17 24.180.171.175 Post #: 19084


Hey Flash,

There will be times where you can't get to certain places because of this worm. It has cause Denial of Service to most machines at one time or another. AOL is hurt pretty bad, because their members are not protected from this.

Even if you have UNIX machines, it will still cause it to run many tasks. This is propigating quickly through the net.

Symantic has updated their virus software twice last night, and again this morning.

This will probably get worse before it gets better.:^(

PornDaddy
Wed, 19 Sep - 12:21:35 209.34.30.149 Post #: 19083




Fold as far as I know Serge is still there.... Where in Turkey did the hotel collapse?


Mike AI
Wed, 19 Sep - 12:20:10 66.21.168.21 Post #: 19082




Torone - good to see you here. I have been waiting from some right wing help!! I would definately take the shot. Of course the way I am feeling right now I would rather do it up close.

Sharky, we have a great shirt designed - still trying to come up with a slogan for the back of it.


Mike AI
Wed, 19 Sep - 12:19:37 66.21.168.21 Post #: 19081


Anybody else having trouble with ibill's stats at the moment?..

Hanging and not logging in for me, also giving weird error messages.
Flash
Wed, 19 Sep - 12:15:47 144.132.88.99 Post #: 19080


Fold -

I believe Serge is still there.


Tonda This Week Only...One month free of video feeds! Contact me for Details:)
Wed, 19 Sep - 11:39:49 208.188.62.106 Post #: 19079


So how will 30,0000 layoffs at Boeing affect the U.S. economy?
http://www.canada.com/vancouver/story.asp?id={4515B687-092D-4D9F-8E1F-A65FB13BBEFA}
I am of thought this will be the start with more big companies to follow.
Blondy Rukas PLR style! :)
Wed, 19 Sep - 11:38:56 24.66.174.21 Post #: 19078


I saw a hotel collapse in Turkey on the news?
(caused by subway vibrations)...

Serge is in Turkey still?
************************************
Subway vibrations no way the collapse was caused by Serge vibrations as he fucked Ben Laudin in the ass
stuntal
Wed, 19 Sep - 11:36:13 172.140.198.58 Post #: 19077


I saw a hotel collapse in Turkey on the news?
(caused by subway vibrations)...

Serge is in Turkey still?


Fold MaxCash
Wed, 19 Sep - 11:28:06 64.220.84.86 Post #: 19076


Tonda - Now that's funny!

MrCash.. What a shame.....
sharky Helping Webmasters Make $$
Wed, 19 Sep - 11:26:29 66.12.212.146 Post #: 19075


Sharky...
Last night on the news i saw t-shits that had a picture of the towers smoking with the caption"I can't believe i got out!"

REALLY OFFENSIVE...
MrCash paying big $$$ since 1997!
Wed, 19 Sep - 11:24:49 65.35.95.62 Post #: 19074


Good Morning.

Sharky...I can only imagine what they are going to come up with to make money!

Before you know it they will be selling piles of poop with the words Bin Laden on it.


Tonda This Week Only...One month free of video feeds! Contact me for Details:)
Wed, 19 Sep - 11:09:15 208.188.62.106 Post #: 19073


Mutt,

Is this what you had in mind for Colin's Daily Thoughts?
Colin Colin's Daily Thoughts .. that' scary stuff!
Wed, 19 Sep - 10:45:12 24.164.51.72 Post #: 19072


OK that does it you're banned.
Spammingand whining is one thing comparing me to a terrorist piece of shit is the limit


Say bye bye!

Wolfshade

____________________________________

hahahahahahahahahaha

Think I hurt someones Feelings....


Forest
Wed, 19 Sep - 10:42:51 209.143.51.21 Post #: 19071


Congratulations, Forest!
Colin What is TGP2?
Wed, 19 Sep - 10:21:49 24.164.51.72 Post #: 19070


http://www.tgp2counter.com

Just Hit the One Million Mark

woooohoooooooooo

Now THATS Traffic....

The ONLY TGP2 Counter with REALLLLL TRAFFIC!!!!!!!

Forest (Pithy is as pithy does) You want TRAFFIC I'll GIVE YOU TRAFFIC!!!!
Wed, 19 Sep - 10:09:42 209.143.51.21 Post #: 19069


MikeAI -

I went to the mall with my wife last night and was surprised to see a ton of the binLaden T-shirts already for sale.. one of them was exactly what you described earlier.. a picture of him.. with crosshairs and a few different slogans.. one was "now it's our turn" another was "america's most wanted asshole" and there were a few other good ones. All profits went to the red cross on the sale of thse shirts...

There were a couple other funny ones with a picture of a patriot missile with bin Ladens face imprinted on the front and some catchy slogan.....


sharky Helping Webmasters Make $$
Wed, 19 Sep - 10:04:15 66.12.212.146 Post #: 19068


KK,

Can you e-mail me please or icq me

118156620

thanx
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)
Wed, 19 Sep - 09:42:50 209.143.51.21 Post #: 19067



Vick I don't see what you are seeing. I think everything is correct now.
mutt
Wed, 19 Sep - 09:36:39 24.112.37.86 Post #: 19066


Man .. the net suuuucks today! :(

Colin Ask Colin why jihad sucks my ass!
Wed, 19 Sep - 09:25:14 24.164.51.72 Post #: 19065


Hello All
I saw the Virus staring yesterday
Am running 2 servers - 1 Linux, 1 Unix, no problems yet.
Seeing a lot of calls to the server trying to exploit Windows 2000 and NT
Calls like /scripts/..%%35c../winnt/system32/cmd.exe?/c+dir
MSADC/root.exe?/c+dir
Am hoping the calls do not take all availabe requests to the server

Mutt - Did you add the last score from last week to the football pool? Am still showing a yellow dot for the Denver/Giants game Monday before last

Vick
Wed, 19 Sep - 07:58:03 24.180.171.175 Post #: 19064


Perhaps the sudden new virus attack pertains to the statement made on one of the news networks that this war will include cyberwarfare.

As for Ben Laden, there are a number of us out here who are quite capable of putting a 220 grain semi-boattailed bullet through his head from a distance of 1000 yards. I don't know of any who would refuse the shot, either.
Torone
Wed, 19 Sep - 06:35:30 24.162.17.83 Post #: 19063



thanks for the heads up. Having the Bears in one game is bad enough TWO would be intolerable.


mutt
Wed, 19 Sep - 05:41:17 24.112.37.86 Post #: 19062


test
test
Wed, 19 Sep - 03:20:29 64.165.80.5 Post #: 19061


Good day Oprano!

This new virus does seem to be very bad.

It has been ponding all our servers hard. Luckily we just use UNIX servers:)

Have had it try to infect my computer many times today just surfing the web.

If you want to see it in action go to http://www.softwaremedia.com

**** WARNING!!!! ****

BUT MAKE SURE YOUR ANTI-VIRUS PROGRAM IS CURRENT AS OF TODAY! BEFORE GOING TO THAT SITE!

Hugs,
Danielle

Danielle Click here for free amateur content and 50% recurring!
Wed, 19 Sep - 03:13:29 209.214.184.76 Post #: 19060




So far I have not seen much slow down on the net - I see http://www.internettrafficreport.com/ but I have my suspicions about them. Maybe they got knocked out.

I am getting to all the normal places I surf...


Mike AI
Wed, 19 Sep - 01:51:36 66.21.168.21 Post #: 19059


A new worm, being called w32.nimda.amm, is being sent around via email. The attachment is called README.EXE and comes as a MIME-type of "audio/x-wav" together with some html parts. There appears to be no text in this message when it is displayed by Outlook when in Auto-Preview mode (always a good indication there's something not quite right with an email.) DO NOT CLICK ON IT TO OPEN!! Simply delete the email.

This Denial of Service Attack is propogating across the entire Internet at breakneck speed. It is affecting most ALL Internet connectivity providers due to the voluminous requests being reflected across various networks. Therefore routers and switches are being stressed, thus causing major network delays across all networks.

PornDaddy
Wed, 19 Sep - 01:07:09 209.34.30.149 Post #: 19058


Hi,

having some slow problems on our servers today too. Sysadmin says it's that new virus or whatever hitting everyone's servers. Make sure to check your Access logs and your Error logs, those damm error logs show alot of interesting stuff. Computers trying to do Windows commands on a unix server :) LOL
sextoyking Oprano Special, 100 Animated banners, $750.00
Wed, 19 Sep - 01:01:13 216.99.199.147 Post #: 19057


http://www.internettrafficreport.com

This virus is causing a denial of service all over the world.

Currently 100% Packet loss in many countries. This is serious :^(


PornDaddy Internet Traffic Report
Wed, 19 Sep - 00:58:39 209.34.30.149 Post #: 19056


"ah well,if you can't beat them,join 'em.

I'm off for a jodrell too :)"
----------------------

I don't know why it is that I got a visual of that face in the smoke on the side of the building from this -- of course the rest of it wasn't pretty...

;-}}}

KK need sponsors or resellers? get em both right here.
Tue, 18 Sep - 23:52:10 63.226.38.170 Post #: 19052


blind as a bat, but check the smile on my face...heheheeh

there's a major fuck up somewhere as one of our hosting clients has been nailing me on ICQ about not being able to hit their site, yet I can hit it fine and their message board is going well, so SOMEONE is getting through...
SykkBoy
Tue, 18 Sep - 23:46:40 216.67.207.196 Post #: 19051


ah well,if you can't beat them,join 'em.

I'm off for a jodrell too :)
Nick
Tue, 18 Sep - 22:51:42 24.80.103.202 Post #: 19050


Makin' me crazy!!!
DAMMAN ZMASTER
Tue, 18 Sep - 22:48:29 64.135.69.171 Post #: 19049


I don't know... but it's REALLY getting on my nerves...


TheEnforcer Isn't it about time you start Making Bank?
Tue, 18 Sep - 22:23:21 206.157.185.52 Post #: 19048


nick's mum ... perhaps you need to have a thwack - it will release tension :-)

would you like a pocket neon? :-)
cj (nipple pink 'vaginator')
Tue, 18 Sep - 22:22:19 203.164.2.198 Post #: 19047


Enforcer

I am experiencing 25% + packet loses from my Collocation Servers all day.
I can get to my site every 10th time or so, I've been yelling at them all day, 'cause I've tested all my gear and it ain't my stuff.
What's going on?


DAMNMAN ZMASTER
Tue, 18 Sep - 22:18:37 64.135.69.171 Post #: 19046


Anyone have any Usenet service recommendations?

Aparently telling someone that had been busting my ass all day to "blow me" is a violation of newsfeeds.com terms, someone reported me and my posting priveleges were suspended... without any notice whatsoever.

thx.

ÐX
Tue, 18 Sep - 22:12:26 66.31.251.27 Post #: 19045


cj,
well thats just plain rude.

Frankly I'm shocked.I hope your mother washes your mouth out with soap.

also you know both you and sykk will go blind.

;))
Nick's Mum
Tue, 18 Sep - 22:11:33 24.80.103.202 Post #: 19044


Enforcer .. half the net is shit today!
Colin Oprano TGP2 .. A kinder, gentler, board
Tue, 18 Sep 2001 09:35:55 - IP: 24.164.51.72 - Post # 19040


And the other half is crap!

;-)
Bubba Shouldn't you be Making Bank?
Tue, 18 Sep - 21:59:16 24.19.254.104 Post #: 19043


nick, i prefer 'thwacking my gadget'
:-)))
cj (nipple pink 'vaginator')
Tue, 18 Sep - 21:52:53 203.164.2.198 Post #: 19042


Mutt... the Bears are listed twice in this weeks pics... dont think thats possible! ;-)

fatbaby
Tue, 18 Sep - 21:42:16 24.183.96.41 Post #: 19041


Enforcer .. half the net is shit today!
Colin Oprano TGP2 .. A kinder, gentler, board
Tue, 18 Sep - 21:35:55 24.164.51.72 Post #: 19040


My obsession is giving you shit.. not seeing you wank your crank.. :>))


TheEnforcer Isn't it about time you started Making Bank?
Tue, 18 Sep - 21:34:24 206.157.185.52 Post #: 19039


there there Enforcer, we know the real reason for your frustrations...those pics of mine were a bit on the fuzzy side..all apologies....
SykkBoy
Tue, 18 Sep - 21:29:02 216.67.207.196 Post #: 19038


FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!!

What a day... it's taking about 5-10 tries just to get to some sites, cable modem is now down and my backup dialup is a pain cause it'll bump me offline occasionally because of high usage rate in a college town and then when I try and get back online it can take 5-10 minutes.....







TheEnforcer Isn't it about time you started Making Bank?
Tue, 18 Sep - 21:28:04 206.157.185.52 Post #: 19037


lol, 750 MPH winds and as hot as the sun.

Well it will be pretty much like that very soon i would think!
Flash
Tue, 18 Sep - 21:09:23 144.132.88.99 Post #: 19036


I received this in an email and thought I would share it with everyone here.

Read it carefully.

http://perfections.com/weather.jpg
Star Gramma Knows Best!
Tue, 18 Sep - 21:05:28 4.34.237.51 Post #: 19035


but Nick, it's Enforcer's obsession, not mine ;)))))
SykkBoy
Tue, 18 Sep - 21:02:25 216.67.207.196 Post #: 19034


Petr, shoot me an email

Meni (The Golden Tongue)
Tue, 18 Sep - 20:52:26 24.218.204.233 Post #: 19033


Sykk,
""wanking my crank""

well,really,how vulgar.


;)
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))
Tue, 18 Sep - 20:43:46 24.80.103.202 Post #: 19032


See? I'm so disturbed that I typoed twice...
SykkBoy
Tue, 18 Sep - 20:33:13 216.67.207.196 Post #: 19031


Fuck Enoforcer, everyone already has those pics...though I must say that your constant obsession with viewing pics of me wanking my crank has be a bit...disturbed....
SykkBoy
Tue, 18 Sep - 20:32:39 216.67.207.196 Post #: 19030


LOL rocki..

Watch the movie Enemy of the State... send a chill down your spine and it's not even close to the stuff they are really likely capable of..


If they are that good I wonder who I can contact to get pics of Sykkboy wanking to midget porn in front of his computer to blackmail him!!

;>))




TheEnforcer Isn't it about time you started Making Bank?
Tue, 18 Sep - 20:29:01 216.138.189.167 Post #: 19029


Finally found that article I had mentioned before..it ran in a previous issue of Maxim Magazine spotlighting possible terrorist attacks...very scary stuff:
http://www.maximonline.com/articles/default.asp?article_id=3637
SykkBoy
Tue, 18 Sep - 19:51:35 216.67.207.196 Post #: 19028


Mike AI,

Good point, maybe the government will turn off all the street lights... hehe...
however, those camera's CAN get pictures of an infected ingrown hair on the bottom of a man's arse while sitting on top of a tolet seat in a bathroom with the window shut.

The Webmaster Island Gathering is just around the corner. This is a business vacation and nothing like it. Leave the hassles of a convention and do business on the sand. Contact me for more information.


rocki Do traffic deals here!
Tue, 18 Sep - 19:27:50 12.27.150.247 Post #: 19027


The Grinch version of Tuesday

Every U down in Uville liked U.S. a lot,
But the Binch, who lived Far East of Uville, did not.
The Binch hated U.S! the whole U.S. way!
Now don't ask me why, for nobody can say,
It could be his turban was screwed on too tight.
Or the sun from the desert had beaten too bright
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

But, Whatever the reason, his heart or his turban,
He stood facing Uville, the part that was urban.
"They're doing their business," he snarled from his perch.
"They're raising their families! They're going to church!
They're leading the world, and their empire is thriving,
I MUST keep the S's and U's from surviving!"

Tomorrow, he knew, all the U's and the S's,
Would put on their pants and their shirts and their dresses,
They'd go to their offices, playgrounds and schools,
And abide by their U and S values and rules,

And then they'd do something he liked least of all,
Every U down in U-ville, the tall and the small,
Would stand all united, each U and each S,
And they'd sing Uville's anthem, "God bless us! God bless!"
All around their Twin Towers of Uville, they'd stand,
and their voices would drown every sound in the land.

"I must stop that singing," Binch said with a smirk,
And he had an idea--an idea that might work!
The Binch stole some U airplanes in U morning hours,
And crashed them right into the Uville Twin Towers.
"They'll wake to disaster!" he snickered, so sour,
"And how can they sing when they can't find a tower?"

The Binch cocked his ear as they woke from their sleeping,
All set to enjoy their U-wailing and weeping,
Instead he heard something that started quite low,
And it built up quite slow, but it started to grow--
And the Binch heard the most unpredictable thing...
And he couldn't believe it--they started to sing!

He stared down at U-ville, not trusting his eyes,
What he saw was a shocking, disgusting surprise!
Every U down in U-ville, the tall and the small,
Was singing! Without any towers at all!
He HADN'T stopped U-Ville from singing! It sung!
For down deep in the hearts of the old and the young,
Those Twin Towers were standing, called Hope and called Pride,
And you can't smash the towers we hold deep inside.

So we circle the sites where our heroes did fall,
With a hand in each hand of the tall and the small,
And we mourn for our losses while knowing we'll cope,
For we still have inside that U-Pride and U-Hope.

For America means a bit more than tall towers,
It means more than wealth or political powers,
It's more than our enemies ever could guess,
So may God bless America! Bless us! God bless!




Vick
Tue, 18 Sep - 19:19:16 24.180.171.175 Post #: 19026



MikeAI - Thanks for the banner. We appreciate it!

Sextoyking - You have always been known to step up for these events. Thanks again!

Looks like this is going to get pretty big. We're already getting flooded with e-mail.....

We are tossing around the idea of spliting the funds between a few differernt orginizations and letting people vote to deterime what % of money goes where.

Any feedback on this would be appreciated....
Ken Webmasters 4 Amercia!!!
Tue, 18 Sep - 18:55:28 64.22.133.97 Post #: 19025


Colin, the Code Red worm is apparently bopping around... if you have any incoming ports exposed, maybe your log files are getting filled up...?

Alex
RawAlex Talk to webmasters, sell to the public
Tue, 18 Sep - 18:50:56 24.201.137.50 Post #: 19024


Anyone heard of any viruses affecting Linux? My PC is mysteriously filling up .. just started today. About 1% per hour!
Colin Oprano Plus
Tue, 18 Sep - 18:43:35 24.164.51.72 Post #: 19023


Check out this job application i just got. This was the entire e-mail:
Curious...
how much do you pay me if I write for you?

I wish I could put a stupidity filter on my e-mail.

Red Give till it hurts...and then give some more
Tue, 18 Sep - 18:38:07 64.171.146.244 Post #: 19022


Louisiana was named after him for example :)


Colin Ask Colin about the King Louis
Tue, 18 Sep - 18:37:21 24.164.51.72 Post #: 19021


Mike .. Louis XIV was pretty good too.
Colin Ask Colin about the Sun King
Tue, 18 Sep - 18:36:05 24.164.51.72 Post #: 19020



PICKEM CHALLENGE IS ONCE AGAIN OPEN FOR BUSINESS! STRAP YOUR HELMETS ON TIGHT AND KICK SOME KK ASS!!!

HUT HUT HUT!
mutt
Tue, 18 Sep - 18:35:34 24.112.37.86 Post #: 19019


Jman, kewl... drop me a mail... we'll get it figured out! :-)

Alex
RawAlex all porn links
Tue, 18 Sep - 18:29:22 24.201.137.50 Post #: 19018


CONTENT... Looking for maids pics, anyone ???

Alex... Toyo this week it's on me ;-)


JMan Something good to attend in October
Tue, 18 Sep - 18:28:07 65.92.194.173 Post #: 19017


Colin, send mail incoming at monolithnet dot com

thanks

Alex
RawAlex Something good to do in November
Tue, 18 Sep - 18:06:40 24.201.137.50 Post #: 19016


Mike,

sorry bro, forgot all about it..

will email you it soon..

thanks for reminding me:)


sextoyking
Tue, 18 Sep - 18:00:33 216.99.199.147 Post #: 19015




Sextoyking Todd - I am still waiting for an icon for the Pig Skin Pick'Em.


Mike AI Time to get revenge with Bin laden - Play the game and have fun!
Tue, 18 Sep - 17:58:50 63.100.104.31 Post #: 19014


"I'm a "domestic retard" and a bad catch as a wife"
-------------------------

I much prefer the term 'domestically impaired' Peaches ;)
KK conversions anyone?
Tue, 18 Sep - 17:56:02 64.38.194.18 Post #: 19013


Enforcer,

Well I hope Seattle kicks butt again this weekend. So happy to be able to kick back and see my Mariners tonight, I have been having Withdrawls!!!

Wtg Ken, auction looks good, Count us in for some great giveaways. ARS, you guys rock, Marcde knows how to donate and help out!!!!

sextoyking
Tue, 18 Sep - 17:55:13 216.99.199.147 Post #: 19012


http://www.msnbc.com/news/629121.asp?pne=msn


Looks like they are sticking with the 16 game format and are LOOKING for ways to keep a 12-team playoff format. Here's to hoping they are able to do so.


TheEnforcer Isn't it about time you started Making Bank?
Tue, 18 Sep - 17:48:14 216.138.189.167 Post #: 19011


Mike,

Whether it's true or not, it's like 4:20... You know somewhere else, someone else will be holding a lit candle. =o)


AAAnthony
Tue, 18 Sep - 17:43:31 208.181.212.140 Post #: 19010




http://oprano.com Banner is up Ken! Cannot ask for quicker service then that.

Get me an icon and we will get it up in other places as well.


Mike AI Time to get revenge with Bin laden - Play the game and have fun!
Tue, 18 Sep - 17:42:53 63.100.104.31 Post #: 19009


Enforcer I remember the show on HBO and being creeped out about it. I then spent some time doing research on it to find out that Nostradamous can be interprited a million different ways.

A far as Anti-Christs go I would hardly consider Napolean one. He actually did many good things for the world... and the only real leader and man the frenche ever had! haha


Mike AI
Tue, 18 Sep - 17:41:51 63.100.104.31 Post #: 19008


Thanks for the reply mutt....


Mike.. good article... I have always found Nostradamus fascinating.. I know it's bunk but it is interesting. I remember watching a special on HBO about him that Orson Wells hosted (The Man Who Saw Tomorrow) somewhere in the mid to late 80's that did predict, according to their experts, that New York would be hit from the middle east somewhere in this time frame, but they figured nuclear weapons. They said the person behind the attacks would be the third anti-christ with the first two being Adolf Hitler and Napolean. Would be a VERY long war that would be followed by a long period of peace. Would love to be able to see that show again to see exactly what quatrains they used to come to that conclusion. So while the ones that have floated around have been false I know there has been stuff around for quite some time that is similar. seems some people might betwisting that to fit the times.Anyways.. HBO if you're out there send me a tape of the show would ya??

:>)))






TheEnforcer Isn't it about time you started Making Bank?
Tue, 18 Sep - 17:39:18 216.138.189.167 Post #: 19007




I appreciate the candle sentimate, but to take photos with satilites is silly. The lights of the city or peoples houses will be seen over any candles.

Now if they have a blackout, then light candles they would be seen.

Just an opinion....


Mike AI
Tue, 18 Sep - 17:35:39 63.100.104.31 Post #: 19006


Good article in many respects, Mikey, but they quoted CSICOP (my least favorite "experts" in this or any field) as usual stating their preferred belief where they have no real evidence:

You can't "debunk" a pattern in smoke and say it's not there. Of course it is there...accidental or not. Science can't say one way or another if it has meaning. CSICOP keeps forgetting the "or another" part of that equation.

Same goes for the 11 thing. They choose to not see its relevance. Doesn't mean there might not somehow be some relevance, connected to a physical law we don't know about.

I dunno if any of that means anything, the difference is I admit it...CSICOP doesn't. :-)

BTW, I thought the smoke looked more like Ted Nugent. JMO.

OK, off to work (or an attempt anyway).


Melody
Tue, 18 Sep - 17:33:30 209.221.197.145 Post #: 19005


I'll have one Hell of a Damn Candle lit up here in Vancouver. =o)


AAAnthony
Tue, 18 Sep - 17:32:23 208.181.212.140 Post #: 19004


Please light your candles tonight!!

AT 10:30 EASTERN TIME.... 9:30 Central Rochester time, 8:30 Mountain, 7:30
Pacific
The U.S. has asked that everyone step out on their lawns tonight at 10:30
and light a candle. They will be taking a satellite picture of the U.S.
and posting it on the news tomorrow morning.



rocki Do traffic deals while on vacation!
Tue, 18 Sep - 17:24:52 12.27.150.247 Post #: 19003


http://www.newsday.com/news/local/wire/ny-bc-ny--attacks-urbanlege0918sep18.story?coll=ny%2Dap%2Dregional%2Dwire

A good article debunking many of the issues we spoke about here.


Mike AI
Tue, 18 Sep - 17:22:20 63.100.104.31 Post #: 19002


Well, since I've moved up the hills, I try to take a few hours a day to step away from the computer and enjoy what I have - especially in light of the recent National events.

Which brings me to ask this question: Why is it you can cook ANYTHING on a grill and it just plain damn taste better? Now, I don't cook (I also don't clean - I'm a "domestic retard" and a bad catch as a wife....), so maybe it's just MY food that tastes better on a grill <s>, but I swear - a lump of ground beef, mushrooms, tomatoes, corn, chicken, sausage - at my house, they just ALL taste better cooked on the grill :)

OK, back to your football chatting ;)
Peaches
Tue, 18 Sep - 17:17:10 63.147.224.5 Post #: 19001


Alex,

What's your email address again?

I can't seem to find it.
Colin TGP2 Bucks
Tue, 18 Sep - 17:01:10 24.164.51.72 Post #: 19000


Neuro = brain/nervous system

glyph = a symbol set or signature that imparts information without going through the verbal centers of the brain
Melody
Tue, 18 Sep - 16:58:06 209.221.197.145 Post #: 18999




Happy birthday Geeky-poo!


Mike AI
Tue, 18 Sep - 16:56:09 63.100.104.31 Post #: 18998