Alex,

What's your email address again?

I can't seem to find it.
Colin TGP2 Bucks

Neuro = brain/nervous system

glyph = a symbol set or signature that imparts information without going through the verbal centers of the brain
Melody

Happy birthday Geeky-poo!


Mike AI

Mutt,
If you check out http://www.helping.org You'll see the list of all the NY charities.
My personal thoughts- NYFD.

Red ( Oprano Text Therapist) Give till it hurts...and then give some more

good article

http://www.janes.com/security/international_security/news/fr/fr010918_1_n.shtml
grimm

I'd like to take this opportunity (against his wishes, but what the hell, he's a kid of 36) to wish the one and only geeky, known also (in his secret shame) as Sir de Strickland, newly discovered nobility straight outta England -- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Geeky is one of the most loyal and intelligent people you'd ever want to know, despite his ongoing public affair with that known greasemonkey Wendy.

Melody

Mutt, there is a fund for the firefighter's widows... you might want to look into that one. :-)

Nice to be home - now to work on adultdex http://www.adultdex.com and make this a great show... :-)

Colin, call me dude! :-)

Alex
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yea what is a neuroglyph?!


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I don't understand Nick's mailing strategy. It's the same site every week. Doesn't make sense to me.
mutt Read some actual TGP2 facts here at Colin's place!

btw we are giving the first month's advertising revenue,a thousand dollars, from OpranoPlus to help out the cause. SO thanks to Sharky from
http://www.aaaadultdesign.com , CJ from http://www.purvebucks.com , Jim C from http://www.pornsurfing.com/webmasters.html and Petr from http://www.everycent.com

Which charity should we give it to?
is there a list of official NYC charities?
mutt Read some actual TGP2 facts here at Colin's place!

I'll have this week's NFL lineup done by about 8 pm Enforcer.

Good article u posted last night witht that journalist who had interviewed bin Laden several times in Afghanistan. A totally humorless man the guy said, never once saw him crack the smallest of smiles.

He needs to be killed but I've had a feeling all along that this wasn't his show. Just heard a blurb on radio that one of the hijackers had a meeting in France last year with the Iraquis.


mutt Read some actual TGP2 facts here at Colin's place!

"I don't think nick ever even tried opt-in "
----------------------

Of course he did spanno! Triple opt-in, oh wait, that's triple opt-out, damn I'm sorry ;)

Whats a neuroglyph?
KK conversions anyone?

Pay Per Click Monitor .. ok, that's pretty cool! :)
Colin The Oprano TGP2 Board

Toolz - Great Idea!

MikeAI - Thanks for the offer! Check your e-mail...
Ken Webmasters 4 America!!!

I don't think nick ever even tried opt-in


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I am worried being a Saints fan, in the same division as the Rams - that the Saints may get left out of playoffs. Especially when last year, the Ravens were a wildcard team and went all the way.
----------------------

Yup.. Tampa Bay and Minnesota are always threats in the Packers division. It's not unusual for the Central to have three playoff teams each year from there.

Anybody know where we can write to make our displeasure known at the prospects of having less playoff teams??


TheEnforcer Isn't it about time you started Making Bank?

I hate to see the NFL change the playoff structure. Some teams seasons may be over at week 12, because there is no wild card. I think in the long run, this could cost the NFL more # with fewer teams in the race.

Not that I have to worry about any playoffs with my cowboys this year.
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hehehehehehehe
Nick What kimmy said :)

"I would have thought all the cash from your mailings would be making you hapy enough!

spanno sexwebsites free host"
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Now spanno, you know opt in mailers don't make that much money...

;-}}}
KK need more money?

Fans pay a TON of good money to support their teams and should have the same shot at making the playoffs they always do. If they drop 4 teams from the playoffs they will be taking a big dump on those fans IMHO.
__________________________


Enforcer, I agree with you 100% - however I have a feeling the NFL is more interested in bottom line - and that means playing 16 games to keep their income, and their players income up as well.

I am worried being a Saints fan, in the same division as the Rams - that the Saints may get left out of playoffs. Especially when last year, the Ravens were a wildcard team and went all the way.


Mike AI

>> I may owe it to you,I will have to check,HOWEVER paying you would make me less wealthy,and thus less happy.You see my quandry?;)))

I would have thought all the cash from your mailings would be making you hapy enough!

spanno sexwebsites free host

Ken if you can get us an ICON or something for the auction we can toss it up on Oprano.


Mike AI

Ken,

We've got some other good news to add to that post:

In response last Tuesday's horrible tragedy ARS is now offering the ability to redeem your rewards points for charitable donations to four worthy charities. The charities are; NYFD, United Way, Salvation Army, and the Red Cross. To participate in the Rewards for Relief Program login to your ARS account to get the complete details of the program.





Toolz ARS: Rewards for Relief Program

Vick,

I sincerely hope that they keep the same # of teams for the playoffs and don't get rid of any wild cards. I'll be royally pissed off if they do. It would be a shitty thing to do fans of some cities knowing that they would have made the playoffs otherwise.

Fans pay a TON of good money to support their teams and should have the same shot at making the playoffs they always do. If they drop 4 teams from the playoffs they will be taking a big dump on those fans IMHO.





TheEnforcer Isn't it about time you started Making Bank?

Charity Auction Update

With support from many leaders in the adult industry, Webmasters4Amercia.com will be hosting a charity auction to benefit the American Red Cross.

The site has all the info about the auction, how to donate, etc.

A big thanks to everyone who has helped put this together!
Ken Webmasters 4 Amercia!!!

Good afternoon everyone,

Anyone looking for a 4free site?
I purchased this 4free site a few months back, and have only mailed out 5 times since I purchased it.

4669 current fully active members, and adding about 30-40 a day with roughly 1000 uniques a day.

I no longer have time to update or mail out from it, so I am looking to sell it.

Lock, stock, and barrel for $5500
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Drop me a line if interested,
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DJ-JD Fucking4Free.com

Its certainly turning out to be a busy day for everyone here at Oprano - We've got Colin stepping into the hotseat with the TGP2 board, an impish new worm virus stalking the web, MikeAI resorting to my method of picking teams for the pool http://www.opranoplus.com/opc.html and Serge doing what he does best.... http://www.oprano.com/caption.html

And if you've been living in a box you should go to http://www.opranoplus.com and click the link for America VS. the Terrorists... HeeHee!

I AM the Devil,
Edd (Sneaky Ninja Webmaster)

Not sure of the NFL has decided what is it going to do yet with the schedule
http://www.nfl.com/news/2001/schedule_091801.html


Vick

Thanks Mike.. i forget that you have to gather the point spreads and such... makes things a little more of a pain to set up...

Tampa and Seattle killed me the first week.. both offenses sucked ass with their new QB's and didn't cover..




TheEnforcer Isn't it about time you started Making Bank?

Enforcer...computer virus or real virus?
grimm Xingster

For those of you wiht NT or 2000 boxes
http://securityresponse.symantec.com/avcenter/venc/data/w32.nimda.a@mm.html

Just started today
looks to be very similar to code red


Vick

Oy...


Just saw Ashcroft talking about some virus that's being spread around....



TheEnforcer Isn't it about time you started Making Bank?

Enforcer, Mutt is rounding up the point speads and setting it up. We should be ready this afternoon for people to pick.

After my picks 2 weeks ago, I think I am going to just pick the pretty helments.




Mike AI

Colin

Congrats on your ventures...

I have some Big TGP2 stuff comming up in the next week....

Im not done with TGP2... Still got Miles to go before we are done...

I am hosting a TGP2 Semminar at

http://www.adultdex.com

and with Colin as my co-chair I KNOW it will be an even BIGGER success than the last TGP2 summit we had in Miami!!!



Forest (Pithy is as pithy does) 10-1 traffic trades with TGP2 Counter.com

Wel.....


Anybody hanve any idea as to when we'll be ableto pick games for next week's NFL games?? Tried yesterday but it wouldn't let me...



TheEnforcer Isn't it about time you started Making Bank?

Oh boy!

http://www.nipc.gov/warnings/advisories/2001/01-021.htm
Hooper Less than 24 hours Left!

Colin,

Congrats, if anyone can carry this movement forward it's definetly you :)

I've got a couple of webmaster ad spots avail for October, drop me an email if you want some MAJOR promo for your programs guys.

Toolz ARS: 3rd Gen this Fall

I am taking over the running of Oprano's TGP2 Board. Forest left for a new business opportunity and I was asked to run the board by both he and Oprano. Forest will make his
announcement in due time. I look forward to working with Ulfie. Ulfie and I hope to provide the best opportunity here for networking and the sharing of what works and what doesn't.

Let's have some fun and let's get this baby rollin'
Colin The Oprano TGP2 Board

"What was scary about it? "
---------------------------

Being a satanic imp myself, it's really hard for me to resist going into great depth here Nick...

;-}}}

KK need more money?

Nice to see that Microsoft has NOTHING on their site about it even though the virus started several hours ago..doh!
Zebra

The new Virus in called NIMBDA
http://slashdot.org/articles/01/09/18/151203.shtml
Zebra

Dravyk,

I couldn't find any mention of new viruses on virus alert sites.

IS IT specifically code red? .. so it is not affecting Unix servers?


Colin Ask Colin about Viruses!

Our military is a small one, for sure. But they're helping out just the same. :-)

http://www.dnd.ca/eng/index.html

Evil Chris Reelporn Free - The September Issue

Oh no...

We don't want Nick not happy!
AAAnthony

From the, he may just surprise a lot of people files, comes this quote,

"When I take action, I’m not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It’s going to be decisive." President George W. Bush



Taz

Ok,Colin,you've made your point well.

additionally,Anthony has advised me that:
1.)I'm rich,
2.)I am usually smirking,therefore,wealth has made me happy. :)

spanno,
I may owe it to you,I will have to check,HOWEVER paying you would make me less wealthy,and thus less happy.You see my quandry?;)))

Nick I'll tell ya what I'll do boy,you get 70%.Can't say fairer than that can I?

Money buys me happiness. The more I have, the happier I am. The stuff that money buys makes me happy.

Clothes make me happy.
Nice cars make me happy.
Travelling makes me happy.
5 Star Restaurant make me happy
Being able to have peace of mind .. and not having to worry about paying my bills makes me happy.

Not having these things makes me unhappy.

WHY? Don't care .. but because of that .. MONEY makes me happy!
Colin TGP2 Bucks will make YOU happy!

zebra, definitely a lot of probs from here
Petr

Zebra, I hear it is another bout of Code Red hitting servers that is causing the problem.

Dravyk

Anyone else noticing MAJOR problems getting to lots of sites today?
Zebra

>>> What was scary about it?

I'm going to be a nice guy and totally resist the obvious opportunity her to get Nick about and joke about Nick's Mum. :-)))

>>> I am not the devil, I am a webmaster.

Er, And the difference there being? :-))

Dravyk All Of 'Em

thanks Dravyk. I am doing more tweaking for Netscape now.


mutt Read some actual TGP2 facts here at Colin's place!

Drav,
What was scary about it?

You "walked" (I use the term loosely,"staggered" may be more accurate) into my study,carrying more booze,and saw I was smoking a cohiba.

I am not the devil,I am a webmaster.

Muhahahahahaha
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly)) People need to look into the demons in man,not the

Btw, I once saw Nick's face appear in cigar smoke once. It was scary. :-P

Dravyk

OpranoPlus working better in Netscape!! ... I think the poll is the only thing still not working in it. Overall, good stuff, Mutt!

Dravyk

Colin,
""1)Greed is good.""

Agreed :)

""2) Money DOES buy you happiness.""

I believe it doesn't,but it does allow you to be miserable in a greater degree of comfort ;))
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))

it's a joke, about the Devil in the Smoke hysteria. Not implying Serge is Satan. Or had anything to do with
it. He was in Turkey. On vacation.



mutt

http://www.opranoplus.com/images/satanic.jpg

Dravyk since u are hardcore Netscape could u check out a URL for me? I think I fixed the Netscape problems on Oplus, at least so it doesn't hang and crash.

Thanks
mutt

Oh come on Serge, you know you love it --

;-}}}
KK need more money?

Sorry Serge ;-) I couldn't resist! Somehow I knew you would find the humor in it ... hahahaha


MikeW

Serge actually that photo was porvided by Mike W... :-)

Ed and I are innocent in all of this...


Mike AI

http://www.oprano.com/picture05.html

you motherfuckers

with pic like that

ill be ashemed coming back to USA

fuck you ed!

.-)))
Serge (Free hosting, anyone?)

Sharky,

Check the Daily Thoughts for total size of industry.
Colin TGP2 Numbers

Hey Magick

I got that same email from TANKU BUNU or who ever the hell it is about a week ago.
Thought it was some "CREEP SHIT!!!"
Some poor greedy bastard will go for it though.
They always do!!!

DAMMAN ZMASTER

We recorded 946709 Website Hits on 74 TGP2 Websites till now !

_________________________________

These are the numbers currently tracked on http://www.tgp2counter.com

Conversion ratios I would have to check with my tgp2 guys...

There is MUCH more traffic in the system now than 15 days ago...and I have seen good ratios from posters on other boards....

=)



Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)

Do you have any #'s to show forrest?
I know there has been a ton of support shown for TGP2, myself included, just curious if it is paying off:-))
sharky Does your site convert?

Good Morning everyone

L'Shanah Tovah




Red ( Oprano Text Therapist) Happy New Year

Brad...

Have you checked out Hoopers Dialer..

Got some Cool stuff...

I dont know the url though

try www.conversioncash.com
Forest 10-1 traffic trades with TGP2 Counter.com

Sharky...

TGP2 is ROCKIN

as a matter of fact I have some new things in the works and should be ready in the next couple days...

Lots of Behind the scenes stuff going on...conversions are Good and Traffic is picking up
Forest 10-1 traffic trades with TGP2 Counter.com

do to events beyond my control...

I will be stepping down as moderator of the tgp2 board here at oprano as of today....

Good luck with the effort Oprano

Forest
---------------------

Speaking of TGP2... How are things going? are the numbers increasing? are conversions getting better? It's not promoted as much as it was a few weeks ago...

???

:-))
sharky Does your site convert?

I am looking for a dialer, anyone here have experience with a dialer that pays, and works well on a nice volume of traffic?
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Peaches

Majick, that scam has been on for at least 15 years that I'm personally aware of. It started through snail mail, moved to faxes when that technology kicked in, then moved to email when that was a method of communications. There were news shows about it many (10+) years ago, but it continues. They keep looking for another greedy American sucker, and apparently, it's a lucrative business since it's been going on for so long.
Peaches

Magick,

My dad received a certified letter about 8 months or so ago that contained the exact same message. I dont think anything ever came out of it, as he reported it as well.
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Dusty,

That is good to know .. because I have a suitcase full of stupid ideas that I've been hauling around with me for years.

Occasionally they get mixed up with my dirty laundry (I travel a lot).
When I get home I open my suitcase and dump everything out, dirty laundry, stupid ideas and all.

Lately i have not been able to find them but it is my guess that the damned skeletons have taken off with them and are planning something mastermindful.

Little do they do know ..

Colin TGP2Bucks .. our skeletons wear clothes!

Magick,

I report that email to my trash can at least 4 times a week. The only entertaining thing about it is the constantly different name used. Tanko Bunu is pretty tame, it's usually something like Adidas Abooba.

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Look at this crock of shit...does anyone know where I can report this??

---------------------------------
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL
FROM THE DESK OF PROF. TANKO BUNU
FEDERAL SECRETARIAT COMPLEX (ANNEX)
IKOYI – LAGOS

E-mail: tankobunu14@yahoo.com
E-mail: tankobunu3@yahoo.com

ATTN: IMPORTATION PROPOSAL
First, I must solicit your strictest confidence in this transaction.
This is by virtue of its nature as being Utterly confidential and 'TOP SECRET'. You
have been recommended by an associate who assured me in confidence of your
ability and reliability to prosecute a transaction of great magnitude involving a Pending
business
transaction, requiring maximum confidence.

We are top officials of the Federal Government Contract Review Panel who are
interested in importation of goods into our country with funds, which are trapped in
Nigeria. In order to commence this business we solicit your assistance to enable us
transfer into your account the said trapped funds.

The source of this fund is as follows: During the last Military Regime here in Nigeria,
the Government Officials set up companies and awarded themselves contracts which
were grossly over-invoiced in various ministries. The present Democratic elected
Government of President Olusegun Aremu Obasanjo set up a Contract Review Panel
and we have identified a lot of inflated contract funds which are presently floating in
the Central Bank of Nigeria ready for payment. However, by virtue of our position as
civil servants and members of this panel, we cannot acquire this money in our names.
I have therefore been delegated as a matter of trust by my colleagues of the panel to
look for an overseas partner into whose account we would transfer the sum of
US$38,020,000.00 ( THIRTY- EIGTH MILLION, TWENTY THOUSAND
UNITED STATES DOLLARS), Hence we are writing you this letter.

We have agreed to share the money thus:

1. 20% for the Account owner (you).
2. 70% for us (The officials).
3. 10% to be used in settling taxation and all local and foreign expenses.

It is from the 70% that we wish to commence the importation business.
Please note that this transaction is 100% safe and we hope to commence the Transfer
latest seven (7) banking days from the date of receipt of the following information, i.
Your Name, ii. Your Company's Name and address & iii. Your Telephone and
Facsimile Numbers.

The above information will enable us write letters of claim and job description
respectively. This way we will use your company's name to apply for payment and
re-award the contract in your company's name. We are looking forward to doing this
business with you and solicit your confidentiality in this transaction. Please
acknowledge receipt of this letter using the above e-mail address. I will bring you into
the complete picture of this pending project when I have heard from you, and will
also furnish you with my official Tel/fax numbers when I am sure you are interested in
this proposal.
Please be informed that the above matter should be treated as top secret

Yours faithfully,

PROF. TANKO BUNU
----------------------------------

fuckers.


Magick Insite Adult

Colin:

The most interesting experiment I ran was to place soft adult ad's on mainstream sites. The first thing I found was that I became rapidly on a first name basis with hundreds of the finest law firms in the US. The reaction was downright spectacular and if one enjoys being called day and night by irate lawyers...you, and your hosting company...I highly recommend this approach.

This method yielded extremely high returns in DOLLARS! But, it required nerves of steel to read all the threats and field all the calls...even if they were entirely bluffs. Some of them would have resulted in suits and required litigation to the point of summary judgements. The firms would call other firms affected and soon you would have hundreds of law firms plotting your downfall....with all of then threatening your upstream provider!

Since I am a jellyfish, I folded immediately. I need all the sleep I can get, because I have to get up every half hour to pee.
Dusty

Colin:

I must admit I have automated everything...I could rent another server, buy 500 domains, and have 400 pages in each domain up, running and submitted within a week...with six days taken to put the domains on the server. The hosting service I use is incredible and efficient (also cheap). My total costs for a server is $575 per month with EVERYTHING supplied.

I am just patiently waiting for Staples to offer domains for $1.00 again.

In the mainstream area, I never attempted to get monthly income until a few months ago (they are used primarily to advertise other business's we own). My experiments have only generated about $5.00 per month per domain...based on several hundred content domains. These domains are automated updated content sites. Some of my best ideas have generate ABSOLUTELY NOTHING...whereas some stupid ideas are making all the money.

I still think stupid simple sites do better.
Dusty

do to events beyond my control...

I will be stepping down as moderator of the tgp2 board here at oprano as of today....

Good luck with the effort Oprano
Forest

Over the past few months, I have seen many a post on many an adult webmaster board saying greed is NOT good. That's why I hang out at Oprano. I want to be where people understand the two great capitalist principles

1) Greed IS good.
2) Money DOES buy you happiness.
Colin TGP2Bucks ..we say fucked up shit!

Dusty .. what disappointed me upon my return to adult was how many people had automated so many processes. This of course, was a great advantage to us in adult hey-day because we competed against people that were NOT automating.

Now Tom, Dick, and Harry, Mom, Sis, and Mary have all automated. Where next? It seems that every nook and crannie of our house is filled and whenever we add an extension, the neighbors do too!

I have packed all my belongings in ol' faithful UHAUL, the moving truck of my youth. Without the help of Two Men in a Truck I am looking for greener pastures. I have brought fertilizer. I hope to make my grass as green as that on the other side of that damned fence.


Colin Colin's UHAUL landed here.

Sykk .. y'know .. I wrote all that Catholic allegory for you!
Colin Catholic Allegory

Colin:

I haven't checked with you on new methods for about 5 years.

The plan you gave me then (making about 400 pages per domain, with ten pictures...and never changing the pictures, then submitting them to top lists), because I was lazy I admit I just submitted them to search engines.

Currently your method returns $50 to $100 per domain, based on several hundred domains, without touching them or resubmitting them for years.

I must say that this is very disappointing, because $500 to $1,000 per domain was very common when you first gave me the method. I hold you personally responsible for the decline in business.

So, I expect another idea that will allow me to get back to that level of business, WITHOUT MORE THAN A ONE TIME EFFORT! The only work I want to do on a daily basis is check my stats!
Dusty

Happy Jewish New Year.

This Jewish high holiday season is going to be tense all over the world
I think.


mutt

Some mention holy wars? Religious differences huh?

"Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them." Apostle Matthew

"Not one of you is a believer until he loves for his brother what he loves for himself." Muhammad(pbuh)

"An it harm none, do what thou wilt." The Wiccan Rede

"To be able to judge of others by what is nigh in ourselves;-this may be called the art of virtue." Confucius



Taz

>> Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))


hey don't you still you owe me $10k ish ???

spanno sexwebsites free host

that is all, back to war talk:)
grimm

for example... aRs... Adult.com revshare

Hustler.com, etc..


grimm

I know the people here giuve good info, so no bullshit please:)

Id prefer to hear from people who use partner programs as well. how has so and so revshare program performed for you.


Also need to add a revenue share section tomy webmaster resources as well


grimm

I am looking for good strong recurring based programs. stuff that converts, even on iffy traffic. basically I am looking for input and will be running tests on free hosting servers for recurring based progams this next week.

The requirements are

good processor... CCbill is preferred, no fly by nights.

Sites cover teen Genre, Asian niche, Other high converting areas...

If the test works out, it could mean a good deal of signups, so if you run a reputable recurring based rev share program, email me

matt@fsn.net

to tip me off about it;)


grimm

Mutt, would you please send me your email address? I need something from you... (it's about Opranoplus) thanks

Petr

Falwell
Fathead

both 7 letters, F, A, & E all in the same place...

can't just be a coincidence.


i think i've spent too much time in that damn nostradamus newsgroup.
ÐX

...as a non-believer, who's side should I take?

------------------

This whole thing is our fault Sykk. Isn't that what Falwell said??? :>))





TheEnforcer Making Bank- help us non-believers destroy everything cause Falwell and Robertson said so!!

Hey Sykk
Really figure I don't have a uterus so ...

Hmmm Holy War wonder if Vinny Mac will pick up on that

Now entering the cage weighing in at 6 stone Father Murphy
And the challenger from the republic of Turban
Towel head Laden


Why do I hear an Accept song
"Let's plug a bomb in Evryone's ass"
Vick

====================================
To be against capital punishment but for abortion on demand -
====================================

Ah but Vick, Repubs are the opposite, want to save fertilized eggs but flip the switch on people who are already living ;)))) (just giving your chain a yank ;)))



I hate this talk of Holy Wars...as a non-believer, who's side should I take? and if they are truly religious holy wars, why aren't priests and nuns being drafted? "There goes Sister Mary with a machine gun and Father O'Flanagan with a bazooka full of whoop ass!"

Don't get me wrong, I'm as patriotic as the next guy, but sometimes I question peoples' motives...some seem to be waving their flags because now it's hip to do so...others are busy waving their flags but using their flagpoles to beat the shit out of the guy with the turbin watering his lawn...
SykkBoy

Last call for TGP2 resource sites that want to be included in my mailer

email them to me

matt@fsn.net
grimm FSN

Oprano Staffers!
Okay I got to admit what looked like a stupid incarnation last week, which was OpranoPlus is now fucken pretty funny.
Nice move!
Not that it need's my approval, nor does anyone give a fuck what I say.
But still it is funny.
Thanks for making laugh:)
ALIEN NETPOND?

You Must Be A Democrat If You Believe:

That the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of funding.

To be against capital punishment but for abortion on demand -

That the same public school idiot who can't teach 4th graders how to read is qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

That guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than nuclear weapons in the hands of the Red Chinese.

That global temperatures are less
affected by cyclical, documented changes in the brilliance of the Sun, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.

That businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

That hunters don't care about nature but pasty-faced, fey activists who've never been outside Seattle do.

That self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

There was no art before federal funding.

The military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.

The free market that gives us 500+ channels can't deliver the programming quality PBS does.

The NRA is bad, because it stands up for certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because they stand up for certain parts of the Constitution.

That taxes are too low but ATM fees are too high.

That Cesar Chavez and Gloria Steinman are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Alva Edison.

That standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.

That conservatives are racists but black people couldn't make it without your help.

That the only reason democratic
socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the
right people haven't been in charge.


Vick He he he he he he he ;-)