You Must Be A Democrat If You Believe:

That the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of funding.

To be against capital punishment but for abortion on demand -

That the same public school idiot who can't teach 4th graders how to read is qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

That guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than nuclear weapons in the hands of the Red Chinese.

That global temperatures are less
affected by cyclical, documented changes in the brilliance of the Sun, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.

That businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

That hunters don't care about nature but pasty-faced, fey activists who've never been outside Seattle do.

That self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

There was no art before federal funding.

The military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.

The free market that gives us 500+ channels can't deliver the programming quality PBS does.

The NRA is bad, because it stands up for certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because they stand up for certain parts of the Constitution.

That taxes are too low but ATM fees are too high.

That Cesar Chavez and Gloria Steinman are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Alva Edison.

That standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.

That conservatives are racists but black people couldn't make it without your help.

That the only reason democratic
socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the
right people haven't been in charge.


Vick He he he he he he he ;-)

Exterminator you may be right...

http://reuters.com/news_article.jhtml?type=topnews&StoryID=227020

The Taliban has just declared a holy war against the US...

I think we should show them what a holy war is all about.


Mike AI

I've not heard anything from the administration or congress that even approaches "justice"
Chasing some skinny punk around caves in Afghanistan? The only diplomacy should be with Russia and China to STAY the fuck out of it.
Then let some ICBMs go during prayer time towards Tehran, Baghdad, Kabul, and Damascus. Then use tactical weapons launched from B1s on any cool spots.
They need to learn that we are far more violent and dangerous than anything they read about in the koran
The Exterminator

Yeah Colin, congrats on your latest position!

And congrats to Serge on his -- http://www.oprano.com/picture05.html
:-))

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Congrats on the new promotion Colin:)
grimm Xingster

Colin, you seem to be racking up jobs left and right lately, I thought we were in a recession. ;) Congrats, on the new position.

I've got a sure fire way to get Bin Laden. We send him a postcard telling him he won the Jihad lottery and he needs to come to some address to pick up his weapons where a bunch of us are waiting to collect the $5 million reward. Hey, it worked on Homer Simpson. :)


Ulfie

Amazing how some people can have the right conclusions, but drawn from such moronic arguements.
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Now THAT is a "Pearl"

Webfather

DJ that is pretty damn funny - I agree with you 100%


Amazing how some people can have the right conclusions, but drawn from such moronic arguements.
Mike AI OpranoPlus allows YOU to bring Bin Laden to Justice!

roar!!! :-)))
cj (nipple pink 'vaginator')

Gotta agree on old Freddy there...while he has some points, he fails to back them with the final logical analysis of his thesis; relying instead on thinly veiled racism and misogyny. What's psychologically interesting is you can find yourself agreeing with him and then realize "Wait a minute...this guy is a fucking tard..."

Diamond Jim

http://www.opranoplus.com

KK I like the Sniper one the best!


Mike AI OpranoPlus allows YOU to bring Bin Laden to Justice!

""And don't get me started on what Heather could do to him!! ""

ahahahahahahahahahhahahaha ;)))
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly)) back from the dark.....

btw, my friend Marine Lt Colonel Retired McGillicuddy (yes, that's actually her last name) has emailed an invitation to Freddy to meet him anywhere, anyhow and teach him the real meaning of "pussified".

I suspect me and Kimmy could take him with one arm tied behind our backs. Carla almost fought off the Sweet brothers dragging her to the pool - cj could do some serious "pussifying" on his butt, too. And don't get me started on what Heather could do to him!!

Okay, I'm done. Night, guys. I luv ya.



Melody

Hmmm I cant decide if I like Liberty or the eagle the best! ;)
KK

Fred's a moron of the first variety. Anyone who says "feminized" and means it as an insult doesn't understand anything. It says far more about his opinion of women than it does about his knowledge of the military or any warrior mindset. The guy is probably a closet case.

"If I'd been in office, George Bush would have agreed to our marching into Baghdad and finishing the job."
Margaret Thatcher

Yup, that's some pussy.

Melody

http://www.opranoplus.com/ Everyone needs to take a jaunt over to OpranoPlus and see what Ed whiped up. Billy I think you will like it!

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This is good stuff!


Mike AI OpranoPlus allows YOU to bring Bin Laden to Justice!

Haha Sharky I just thought he was a typical redneck...

makes a few good points but is way over the top --
KK

I am back !

Ed whipping things scares me : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms)

Hey Mutt, Check your e-mail - Ed whiped up something for you!


Mike AI See what is going on...

He does make some very good points.. But he is an asshole by how he says it.

lol


Sharky He said what???

"Every war is going to astonish you." - Dwight D. Eisenhower

Colin Colin Wuz Here

I saw a good interview with North either yesterday or today. Wish I had caught this one.
Colin Ask Colin got in a UHAUL and moved here!

Oldfold, I am watching Fox too - I agree with you on Ollie North!


Mike AI See what is going on...

Lots of you are too young to remember Oliver North...

just saw him on again,
loved the comment about "psuedo-analysts"

still like the guy, sat next to him on a flight to LA once.

OldFold MaxCash

From one of my favorite sites, boortz.com:
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This morning a listener telefaxed me a copy of a calendar he had purchased. Every day you would turn a page in this calendar -- and every day there would be a new verse from the Bible for you to consider. The listener forgot to turn the page in his calendar Tuesday morning. He was too busy following the tragedy in New York. When he did open his calendar later in the day -- he was, to put it mildly, in for a shock. The scripture for September 11, 2001
was from The Book of Zephaniah, Chapter 1, Verses 15 and 16.
Read this .... and ponder:

15. That day is a day of wrath,
A day of trouble and distress,
A day of devastation and desolation,
A day of darkness and gloominess,
A day of clouds and thick darkness,
16. A day of trumpet and alarm
Against the fortified cities
And against the high towers.

The calendar is called "Daily Devotions from Godley Men -- Men's Devotional Bible." I understand it is available at Christian Book Stores.
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Kinda freaky. Boortz also reamed the company in Florida that took the flags - and he thoughtfully published their phone number ;)
Peaches

I have to say Fred does make some good points even though he does not do so in a way that will win him may followers.

This country has been spoiled, we have become lazy, and weak in many ways. This is something I have been worried about myself. However, I have more faith in our country then Fred does, and I think we will see a new determination appear - this is OUR Generations great battle. We will see how we stand up when we are called upon.


Mike AI Serges secret mission.....

I am looking for royalty free pics on the WTC disaster, could anyone help me out Where to find some.

Thanks
JF

Hi Webfather

I read Sharky's supposed assholes writings on the whole thing and as I said before I hope he's not 100% correct.

But, if I step out of the kill them all and let god sort them out mode he is most certainly not an asshole.
DAMNMAN ZMASTER

Hows this for an asshole??

http://www.fredoneverything.net/NewYork.html
Sharky Make Your Own FPA
Mon, 17 Sep 2001 07:23:22 - IP: 66.12.131.114 - Post # 18866
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Actually Sharky......he makes a lot of sense. He may be a little opinionated......but he is not as wacky as you think. He makes some very good points and we as a country have a hard time dealing with reality.

JMO

Webfather

Vick, send me you addy at dravyk at allofem dot com, please.

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http://fredoneverything.net/shirtsmall.jpg

by the looks of this t-shirt fred is on hash, acid, speed... everything!


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>>> Instead of making that nice graphical page, and make sure it loads all nice and fast... Wouldn't it be better just to just re-fresh them to your pay per signup sponsor? Fuck it, send them all, shotgun approach, some might signup that wouldn't have clicked the link. =o)

AAA, you don't remember anything I taught ya about filtering, now didja? :-)))

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Sharky

This guy is looking at things from his own perspective, I just hope his perspective is not 100% accurate.
I want the US to go and kill the fuckers who did this to us, but this guy has first amendment rights.
I might not like everything he says, but I would die fighting for his right to say it!!!

DAMNMAN ZMASTER

Hows this for an asshole??

http://www.fredoneverything.net/NewYork.html
Sharky Make Your Own FPA

Anthony,

Best questions i ever got was this one:

"Yes, I enjoy reading your page alot. I also enjoy Pickled Pigs Feet alot to. They are a great snack!!!. Anyway I will get to the point, you seem to know your stuff. I only know how to order a number 2 at McDonalds. Is there anyway I could
make money from Adult sites, while ordering a number 2 up sized (with diet coke), Would that require a lap-top and a satellite modem? I'm
sure if i can master the whole "Drive Through" thing, Then I could get 100k hits a day to my
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Colin "Ask Colin" joins with Oprano

oh.. well in that case..

Colin - who is AAA, and what does he mean to you? :-))


Sharky Make Your Own FPA

Sharky,

I know, but I'm trying to hype up ASK Colin's new department with really stupid and as such, boring questions in the hope that someone actually asks a valid one.

=o)


AAA

KK .. :)
Colin "Ask Colin" joins with Oprano

Too funny Colin, you beat me to the answer! ;)
KK

A CJ site .. http://www.sexhit.com
Colin "Ask Colin" joins with Oprano

Anthony,

I cant remember!
Colin "Ask Colin" joins with Oprano

Anthony, you of all people should know that one! haha
Sharky Make Your Own FPA

Thanks for the clarification Sharky!

Colin, what's a CJ site?

=o)


AAA

AAA -
many people with free sites or sites listed in search engines cannot just refresh their page to the sponsor as they would risk having their links removed or banned and losing all of their traffic... so what they can do is use full page ads creatively to get the sale:-)

Not everyone runs a CJ site:-)
Sharky Make Your Own FPA

Vick it looks to me as if cloud9content is really a front for perfect10content.com

I was spammed by these assholes big time, and now as I look through the site - it appears it is nothing but a SCAM!

I advise everyone not to do business with perfect10content.com or cloud9content.com

Infact Vick , I think you should look into trademark issues - I am sure you have been around a lot longer then they have. They are confusing people.


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Best Wishes,
Vick

Melody .. two words ..

Robot Swarm!
Colin "Ask Colin" joins with Oprano

http://news.independent.co.uk/people/profiles/story.jsp?story=94125

Good article.
Mike AI Ask Colin now exclusively at OpranoPlus!

hahahahahaha

http://news.zdnet.co.uk/story/0,,s2084887,00.html
MikeW

Last one I promise.

Let's hope the second President Bush finishes the job.

CTR GOD.

ar..


AAAnthony

Melody,

I forgot to mention... When Desert Storm was in effect, not only the general public received a black out. Those of us who were not in the need to know also were limited in information.

Lessons learned by the United States.


AAA

Melody...

Collateral damage has a new twist to it now. The ccurences of that time period had almost zero public empathy attached to it.

You'll find that stigmatism does not exist at this time. The WTC Bombings has become a personal loss to all Americans, to all people.


AAA

Of course we'll have the advantage, I was just making the point. We also have intelligence imaging systems that can read raw data and find the one brown hair on a grey rat's ass. No one can tell me we don't know where bin Laden is. We do know, he's just surrounded himself with "col-dam" that maketh for bad PR.

Also, all that tech was ten years ago...can you imagine what we've come up with since? Yeehaw.

Melody

Terror changes everything, doesn't it?


AAA

Webmaster goofed at the Washington Wizards website. Michael Jordan was listed on the active roster for an hour today until somebody noticed. Now they say they were just doing some kind of testing in case he does.


mutt

Before Desert Storm, we were told that the US would have a hard time fighting in the desert, tanks would get stuck in the sand. The environment would be tough on the soldiers. Iraq's Elite Republican Guard were seasoned fighters. They had fought Iran for years.

40 days of air force runs changed all that.

I don't think US plans will forget the environment. It was brilliantly accounted for in 1992.
Colin "Ask Colin" joins with Oprano

Colin,

Why is the sky blue?

=o)


AAA
Mon, 17 Sep 2001 05:20:15 - IP: 208.181.212.140 - Post # 18827
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Blue sky: short explanation
Blue light gets scattered (spread) around much more than all the other colors from the sun, causing the sky to appear blue.
Blue sky: a more detailed explanation
Light is made up of electromagnetic waves.

The distance between 2 crests in this wave is called the wavelength.

White light contains all the colors of the rainbow.

All the colors in white light have different wavelengths.

Red light has the longest wavelength.

Red light's wavelength is larger than oxygen atoms are big.

When red light passed through the atmosphere, its long wavelength causes it to pass through the atmosphere without being scattered/spread around.

Blue light has a much, much shorter wavelength than red light.

The wavelength of blue light is shorther than oxygen atoms are big.

Many of the blue light waves from the sun collide with the oxygen atoms.

When such blue light waves try to go straight through an oxygen atom, its light is scattered in all directions because of this collision.

This scattered blue light is what makes the sky blue.

All other colors (with longer wavelengths than blue light) are scattered too.

Blue light's short wavelength causes it to be scattered the most.

(The shorther the wavelength of the color, the more that color gets scattered by the atmosphere)

Actually, violet has the shortest wavelength of all colors. Violet is scattered even more than blue light. However, our eyes are much more able to see blue than violet, therefore we see the sky as blue.

Very little visible light is absorbed by the atmosphere.

Blue sky: summary
Blue light's short wavelength causes it to get scattered around much, much more by oxygen atoms than the longer wavelengths of all other colors visible to us.

The blue in the sky we see is scattered blue light.







hehehe.. just couldn't resist!! :>)))



TheEnforcer Shouldn't you be Making Bank??

Hey Sharky,

Instead of making that nice graphical page, and make sure it loads all nice and fast...

Wouldn't it be better just to just re-fresh them to your pay per signup sponsor?

Fuck it, send them all, shotgun approach, some might signup that wouldn't have clicked the link. =o)


AAA

Damn! That "How Stuff Works" site has more popups than most porn sites!

I finally got smart and turned off the TV. I've been watching the hummingbirds all day. I feel a little better :)
Peaches

HAHAHA Anthony I was about to do the same thing. I was scratching my head with the FPA thing! haha


Mike AI Ask Colin now exclusively at OpranoPlus!

I always wanted to know what a FPA was.

I was gonna Ask Colin!

=o)


AAAnthony

MikeAI & others who might not know..

FPA = Full Page Ad

:-))
sharky Learn To Make Your Own FPA's

Thanks, Melody .. Oprano made one mistake .. they allowed me to write commentary on anything I want in "Daily Thoughts" section.

That just CAN'T be good. ;)
Colin "Ask Colin" + Oprano = Weird Stuff going on

Melody,

Ever seen the terrain after a B-52 Bomber carpert bombs?

It's a full 2 minutes of 2000lb bombs being dropped. Ain't much terrain after that.
AAA

Well done, Oprano. You've got great taste in associates. Good on ya, Colin.

Did you know "paradise" just means "garden with a wall around it"? That's where they would bring the assassins, to wine and dine them, before they went on their merry way, certain that as soon as they did their deed, they would live forever in "paradise".

btw, about Afghanistan, that's the most hilly, formidable terrain ever created, except maybe San Francisco. It is it's own sort of "defense". I suggest they send in some of my cousins in Arkansas and Missouri.

On to business -- anyone have any statistics for small, retail sites on the web, without a brick and mortar presence? Three friends of mine are considering launching online shops, and was just wondering if anyone had done the legwork, so they can be lazy. :-)




Melody

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sharky Learn To Make Your Own FPA's

Yeah .. if you get off on a tangent with that question it can get hairy ..

once you get into how color vision works and stuff like that.

I had a two hour long conversation once from that simple question.
Colin "Ask Colin" + Oprano = Weird Stuff going on

AAA,

HAHA! I've probably read every question on there!


Colin "Ask Colin" + Oprano = Weird Stuff going on

Colin,

I asked that same question to Technick (Nickatilynx's Brother)once, and paid the price. Never again ask a brain a simple question! =o)


AAA

Red,

I remain very loyal to the g/f .. so
I have to choose one of the guys!

Now, I have to ponder over the right one!
Colin "Ask Colin" + Oprano = Weird Stuff going on

Colin,

That's too funny, I was just talking ot MikeAI about that site!

For Shok... Now you know why!
http://www.howstuffworks.com/question46.htm
AAA

AAA,

I was a physics major .. you got the right guy!

But How Stuff Works rocks:

http://www.howstuffworks.com/question39.htm

I love this site for simple explanations of everyday things.

(Thanks for the setup, AAA :) )
Colin "Ask Colin" + Oprano = Weird Stuff going on

Colin,

Why is the sky blue?

=o)


AAA

Welcome aboard Colin. Your insite is a great asset to Oprano Plus.

ps. you have to chose who you want your official "welcome to Oprano" hug and kiss from. Me or the guys. (don't worry, I won't get offended if you say Serge.)
:-)

Red ( Oprano Text Therapist) And Oprano keeps getting better

Thanks Mike, Mutt :)
Colin "Ask Colin" becomes part of Oprano Network

Anthony(formerly of the pond)

can you drop me an email please. got a question for you.
thanks.
Al

Hahaha, I told him not to buy that car...
KK

KK -

Oh yeah...you are right...that was Shok's car...or was that a pasteboard box he arrived in:)

LOL!!! I love you Shok...just remember who gave you your bday lap dance.
Tonda This Week Only...One month free of video feeds! Contact me for Details:)

Watch cartoons on the couch, and suffer from the malady of "munchies"


AAA

Being of loquacious verbacity as well as a part-time lexiconographer, I am truly intrigued by words and their uses... So to further MikeAI's illucidations vis a vis the word "assassin", it is actually an anglicanization (yes, from the time of the crusades) of hashishin, or "hashish user", as these TERRORISTS used hashish to achive paradise on earth, even though they had been promised paradise by their religion for their murderous acts.

Funny, I don't know many hash users today with motivation to do more than watch cartoons on the couch...
The Dark One (Prince of Dimmness)

the only parts being picked up under my car is gonna be your parts if you don't shut the hell up hehehe you know you want to buy it ;) ......please
Shok more ways to make ca$h

Colin, I want to welcome you aboard as part of the Oprano Team. Your insight, and keen observations will be a fantastic addition to the Oprano Network.

http://opranoplus.com is where to find it.

I think the new look is fantastic!


Mike AI Ask Colin now exclusively at OpranoPlus!

Sorry Colin i posted a story knocking your announcement down on Oplus. Here is the URL for AskColin
http://www.opranoplus.com/askcolin

Read Colin's Daily Thoughts everyday!
mutt

Now I am really confused Tonda -- I thought Shok was the one driving the deathmobile...

I could have sworn he was picking up parts from underneath it when we pulled up ;)
KK

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mutt Even the Devil Himself Ain't This Scary!!! Click here and see!

Hey everyone,

"Ask Colin" has become part of the Oprano Network.

Check it out at: http://www.opranoplus.com

I'm very excited about this new relationship. The new site looks completely badass! Please check it out. :)
Colin The new "Ask Colin" can be found here.

Tonda,

if the pinto doesn't run so good anymore, I can offer you a 1976 Vega with a 350 in it;) Brad will love that....
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KK -

YOu misunderstood.

Brad gets to drive the white car on special occasions. He has an old beat up pinto. He just had to put a new transmission in it and the passenger door sometimes wont open but hell he has a kick ass system in it! It is the ultimate deathtrap:)
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the admiral has spoken!
grimm Xingster
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HAHAHAHA
Mike AI What are you looking for???? I bet it is here!

teh admiral has spoken!
grimm Xingster

Only yours Grimm hehehe
KK, I need to borrow your wig.

Shok more ways to make ca$h

Cmon now you told us all that little white car was yours Brad ;)
KK

Looks like the truth came out, I live at my Dads, and drive his cars.

He was out of town for the weekend, and I cleaned up the mess before he got home.
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Lves were lost, but they struck deeper than that. I don't expect you to see it Lee, all you care about is your agenda.
==============================================

AAA, your anon cocksucker, go fuck yourself pal, I gave 10 years to the military so don't lecture me on agenda you piss ant.


Lee Noga

you know shok likes to slap some ass!


grimm Xingster

no Grimm -

I was the one getting all the spankings:)
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well grimm, shok was there ;)
KK

damn you KK, it was you that told the marine that. hehe
oh well I had fun anyway...especially cleaning all the puke out of the car at 4am

Shok more ways to make ca$h

i bet brad got a spanking
grimm Xingster