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Edd (Sneaky Ninja Webmaster)
Sun, 02 Sep - 11:12:51 63.100.104.10 Post #: 15600


Red, he woke me up at 1 am and I haven't been to bed yet.

we gotta do something about him,
I wish Forest married Mike instead of some lovely girl!
;-))
Serge
Sun, 02 Sep - 11:10:12 172.149.188.249 Post #: 15599


Webdad, sorry, NO SPYWARE from here...

we don't need no spyware, we know our skitzes well
;-)))
Serge
Sun, 02 Sep - 11:08:13 172.149.188.249 Post #: 15598


softersex.com for sale

make en offer mop@netposta.hu
HQ
Sun, 02 Sep - 11:07:58 195.70.62.97 Post #: 15597


Stuntal,is your daughter cute?
Meni
***********

Meni, sKiTz has no daughter....

who comes on the boards with blow at JoeE?

who goes bezerk around holidays?

who does the same thing for over 3 years???

the same derranged creature.

I hope one day they'll find a cure...
Serge
Sun, 02 Sep - 11:06:50 172.149.188.249 Post #: 15596


Good morning Oprano.

I actually took time for myself and
went out last night, but don't worry Mike, I got your e-mail and I will be at my desk for the rest of the weekend. *chains rattling*

I just hope I can work after the heartbreaking news that Forest may be getting married next month. *sigh* I guess I'll just have to muddle through my devastation.

Back to work.
:-)
Red ( Oprano Text Therapist) Why am I working on a holiday weekend?
Sun, 02 Sep - 11:03:43 64.171.146.244 Post #: 15595


Stuntal,is your daughter cute?
Meni Jenna Cash
Sun, 02 Sep - 11:02:36 24.218.204.233 Post #: 15594


Serge....now you guys are putting cookies in??
*************

we were putting cookies from the day one,
COOKIES, not Spyware!

Netpond or most likely Sextracker did remove whatever shit they were
putting on HD,
let me run the LavaSoft to see if I pick up any from here.

I think you are mistaken, but let me check anyway
Serge
Sun, 02 Sep - 11:00:55 172.149.188.249 Post #: 15593


cuz ONLY and idiot uses aol who is in this Business
*********************

oh yeah????

as of yesterday I use AOL and love it!

my AT&T sucks, MSN doesn't relay and AOL works like a freaking clock.
Serge
Sun, 02 Sep 2001 10:43:42 - IP: 172.149.188.249 - Post # 15585
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Damn! Only took 5 YEARS to win you over. :-)))

Webfather cookies anyone?
Sun, 02 Sep - 10:59:31 65.185.104.173 Post #: 15592


I must be an idiot.
stuntal
*************

Stuntal, you stated your case very well, the arguments you used are beyond reproach and I have nothing but to argee with you on that.

You have an unmatched power of persuasion and I am persuaded.

Serge (Ken, you've done it AGAIN! Can you keep it up?)
Sun, 02 Sep - 10:57:57 172.149.188.249 Post #: 15591


Serge....now you guys are putting cookies in??

Netpond looks like they took them out and now they are here?

Webfather cookies anyone?
Sun, 02 Sep - 10:56:39 65.185.104.173 Post #: 15590


Meni, if you don't run into me in Vegas-
give me a call in Boca....

I missed your blow jobs.....
Serge
Sun, 02 Sep - 10:50:14 172.149.188.249 Post #: 15589


your AOL account MUST be your Daughters right cuz ONLY and idiot uses aol who is in this Business
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Forrest it is my account so I must be an idiot. But as I said before, I learned along time ago not to depend on the people that hang around these boards to get traffic.For real work I use my dsl. I only play and use this dial up to get aol traffic. And I did it my way. When someone has a new idea for getting traffic, the people on these boards try to tear it apart without giving it a chance. Thats why i stay quiet about how I get traffic that does convert.
stuntal
Sun, 02 Sep - 10:49:35 172.137.62.239 Post #: 15588


WOO, just caught up here-
Way to much info
More than I need to know!

Out doing a fishing marathon
Something about a "squid"
blowing their ink ball all
over my face and shirt--

Love those "ocean" cumshots.
Stinking and looking like
shit after night fishing,
is fashionable :-)))

Yup, will return back to
work eventually in this
biz--In negotiations now.

So much to consider, can
a company place a saddle on
this wild buck?????

Nope, have not made my mind
up, but real close.

Now, how do I get LittleC to
marry me? LOL





Lee Noga (MamaLee says....) Who should Lee work for???
Sun, 02 Sep - 10:49:23 65.33.72.141 Post #: 15587


Yes Serge I must be an Idiot, Just bought my 22 year old daughter a brand new Lexus 430sc yesterday
***************

and I'll buy my 22 years old daughter beaten up station wagon.

Beaten up station wagons were very very good to me
;-)))

and YES, your post confirmed my fears-
you are an Idiot all the way to the bank and your inferiority complex won't get cured on this board.
Serge
Sun, 02 Sep - 10:48:43 172.149.188.249 Post #: 15586


cuz ONLY and idiot uses aol who is in this Business
*********************

oh yeah????

as of yesterday I use AOL and love it!

my AT&T sucks, MSN doesn't relay and AOL works like a freaking clock.
Serge
Sun, 02 Sep - 10:43:42 172.149.188.249 Post #: 15585


Serge..

My mother is Italiano

The 1 thing I noticed about Itailan and Jewish moms is they
1. All love you to DEATH
2. Both use food as a tool
3. Guilt is the first thing they learn from their mothers.
LOL
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does) FreeWillitgp is looking for TRADES!!!!
Sun, 02 Sep - 10:37:30 209.143.51.21 Post #: 15584


I must be an Idiot, Just bought my 22 year old daughter a brand new Lexus 430sc yesterday
____________________________

I didnt realize only NON IDIOTS could by cars for their daughters...

Stunt= your penis size???

your AOL account MUST be your Daughters right cuz ONLY and idiot uses aol who is in this Business
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)
Sun, 02 Sep - 10:31:50 209.143.51.21 Post #: 15583


Stuntal, dude, my buddy, and his wife, Susan and I are suppose to go out one night when I get down there this month
************************************
Hope you are going to take her to a better place than Pete's. Try NY Prime, one of the top places in South Florida.
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Meni, please keep idiot entertained, will ya?

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Yes Serge I must be an Idiot, Just bought my 22 year old daughter a brand new Lexus 430sc yesterday, from the money I make from my sites without the help of these boards and other webmasters. I just do my own thing and get traffic my own way. All those methods that you and other people said would not work, did for me. So I am an idiot all the way to the bank.
stuntal
Sun, 02 Sep - 10:29:13 172.137.62.239 Post #: 15582


Serge,

My mother married a jewish man as her 2nd and I LOVE THE FOOD!!!

except for the whiting...

Lox and Nova....
Hallah
Gelfilta fish
Latkas...

mmmmmmmmm
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)
Sun, 02 Sep - 10:28:34 209.143.51.21 Post #: 15581


Forest,
are you coming to Vegas?

Sorry I missed you in Miami...
Serge
Sun, 02 Sep 2001 10:16:27 - IP: 172.149.188.249 - Post # 155
_________________________________

Serge,

Vegas is in January? Yes I will be there...
Sooner...Nope I may be getting Married next month..=)

So i will be on my honeymoon for most of the month of nov.

=)~~~
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)
Sun, 02 Sep - 10:26:47 209.143.51.21 Post #: 15580


Serge I'll be in Vegas
Meni Jenna Cash
Sun, 02 Sep - 10:22:49 24.218.204.233 Post #: 15579


That should read
my buddy Donny, his wife Tracey, Susan and I are going out.
Meni Jenna Cash
Sun, 02 Sep - 10:22:32 24.218.204.233 Post #: 15578


Stuntal, dude, my buddy, and his wife, Susan and I are suppose to go out one night when I get down there this month.
Meni Jenna Cash
Sun, 02 Sep - 10:21:55 24.218.204.233 Post #: 15577


Forest,
are you coming to Vegas?

Sorry I missed you in Miami...
Serge
Sun, 02 Sep - 10:16:27 172.149.188.249 Post #: 15576


Meni, please keep idiot entertained, will ya?

I don't do stunts on Sundays
;-))
Serge
Sun, 02 Sep - 10:15:17 172.149.188.249 Post #: 15575


Stuntal, do you remember the short blonde, South African chick at that Hooters? Susan? Like a fucking 10, at 4'11"
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She is still there Meni, waiting for you
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Serge form the words of Rod Stewart
Wake up Serge the board has something to say to you.
Some words of wisdom and things that only you can do.
stuntal
Sun, 02 Sep - 10:14:42 172.137.62.239 Post #: 15574


Isnt that little fishes...
***************

you are CORRECT!
;-)))
Serge
Sun, 02 Sep - 10:13:53 172.149.188.249 Post #: 15573


Serge couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistfull of pardons
Meni Jenna Cash
Sun, 02 Sep - 10:10:08 24.218.204.233 Post #: 15572


Stuntal, do you remember the short blonde, South African chick at that Hooters? Susan? Like a fucking 10, at 4'11"
Meni Jenna Cash
Sun, 02 Sep - 10:09:38 24.218.204.233 Post #: 15571


Serge, go back to bed
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Meni Serge never sleeps
Meni it looks like Serge did go back to bed, but with who. Must be giving that Tall Blonde from Hooters a good tonge lashing.
stuntal
Sun, 02 Sep - 10:08:39 172.137.62.239 Post #: 15570


GUARATEE the result in whiting
________________________________

Isnt that little fishes...

LOL
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)
Sun, 02 Sep - 10:07:49 209.143.51.21 Post #: 15569


Serge, go back to bed
************************************
Meni Serge never sleeps
stuntal
Sun, 02 Sep - 09:51:01 172.137.62.239 Post #: 15568


Serge, go back to bed
Meni Jenna Cash
Sun, 02 Sep - 09:46:57 24.218.204.233 Post #: 15567


Good Morning Oprano and you too Serge
Went to hooters on glades yesterday and a tall blonde with a pair of 38dd was asking about the crazy russian with the 9" tonge. She must have been talking about Serge. No wonder you hang out there Serge.
stuntal
Sun, 02 Sep - 09:46:34 172.137.62.239 Post #: 15566


PetrA, check you e
;-)
Serge (Ken, you've done it AGAIN! Can you keep it up?)
Sun, 02 Sep - 08:59:10 172.139.177.118 Post #: 15565


Serge, I'm afraid I don't have your email address here on this computer, can you please email me at proweb AT way.cz ? I'm curious about the Big Announcement :)



Petr A.
Sun, 02 Sep - 08:18:56 192.172.226.145 Post #: 15564


Ken,

good to see you around, looks like cashquest has some great things coming out, can't wait to hear about it..

enjoy your labor day'

todd

sextoyking An Old and Trusted program!!!
Sun, 02 Sep - 04:49:02 216.99.199.147 Post #: 15563


PetrA, thanks for all your help.

Drop me an e-mail,
you might benefit greatly from
the Big Announcement on Tuesday, I wanna give you a heads up

Serge
Sun, 02 Sep - 03:17:48 172.139.91.25 Post #: 15562



Our privacy policy can be found at this url: http://www.sexcounter.com/privacy_policy.html


Tukhman SexCounter
Sat, 01 Sep 2001 05:29:30 - IP: 24.190.170.6 - Post # 15502

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Tukhman,

actually, your policy in html is not enough. See http://validator.w3.org/p3p/20001215/p3p.pl?uri=www.sexcounter.com

You need to have something like this on your site - http://www.microsoft.com/w3c/p3p.xml (this is a reference file) + http://www.microsoft.com/w3c/p3policy.xml (which is the policy itself) + a compact policy in the http header otherwise cookies server by sextracker.com will not work in MSIE 6.0 in its default privacy setup ("blocks thirdparty cookies that do not have a compact privacy policy", etc.)

Petr A.
Sun, 02 Sep - 02:55:31 213.210.135.1 Post #: 15561



Mike,

Yep, that was a great party. Not sure about the innocent part, but protection is always good ;)

I look forward to hearing from Sig regarding domains.....
Ken Larry Flynt Signs the Checks. I just mail them out....
Sun, 02 Sep - 02:40:00 216.202.179.11 Post #: 15560


We make all efforts to protect innocent parties.


Mike AI
*************

yeah, you find new brides and grooms after the existing spouses left their families seeing your pics from that party!

Thank you, HiRise, for paying child support for me!
;-))
Serge
Sun, 02 Sep - 02:31:45 172.138.224.235 Post #: 15559




HEHEHE Ken my memory is not nearly as good as Serges... but it gets me by.

That first party in Orlando was a hoot... We make all efforts to protect innocent parties.


Mike AI Nobody is better then DirectNIC!
Sun, 02 Sep - 02:29:00 66.21.168.100 Post #: 15558


but I'll take all the .serges you can give me!
*****************

ha! I bet you would have...
I GIVE nothing! Never!
since Amber ran away with my $10,
I lost my faith in humanity!
Serge
Sun, 02 Sep - 02:27:16 172.138.224.235 Post #: 15557


I thought we settled that $10 and agreed that if it was properly invested in stocks, you would owe HER money!


Ken
***************

Ken,
my lawyers went thru the proposed settlement agreement and denied the motion
;-(((

I can't wait to bust her chops in Vegas and collect it in person WITH acumulated interest!
;-)))
Serge
Sun, 02 Sep - 02:25:28 172.138.224.235 Post #: 15556



Mike - I knew that was coming. You have way to good of a memory ;)

But looking at the pic of you and Serge, ours were TAME!

Serge - I don't care about the .sex, etc., but I'll take all the .serges you can give me!


Ken Larry Flynt Signs the Checks. I just mail them out....
Sun, 02 Sep - 02:23:53 216.202.179.11 Post #: 15555


asking us to take and burn all of them... think the call came from California!
*************

hmmm....I thought it was an old news...

we burned the CD and that's what http://Superpics.com was selling for the last 2 years!

Lee Noga had to quit due to the prosecutions from certain groups who believed it was offending their moral values! unlike the regular Z-Master pics...
;-))
Serge (Ken, you've done it AGAIN! Can you keep it up?)
Sun, 02 Sep - 02:22:37 172.138.224.235 Post #: 15554


Serge,

It's only personal if it's about me. Otherwise it's fair game ;)

I would guess that Amber is at home working. I'm sure she'll be around next week to make announcments, flirt with you, deny owing you any money, etc.

I thought we settled that $10 and agreed that if it was properly invested in stocks, you would owe HER money!


Ken Larry Flynt Signs the Checks. I just mail them out....
Sun, 02 Sep - 02:19:57 216.202.179.11 Post #: 15553




HAHAHA Ken we had some other photos from that party, however we had a phone call 3 year ago or so asking us to take and burn all of them... think the call came from California!

:-)

We are tying to keep the caption contest a family event!



Mike AI Nobody is better then DirectNIC!
Sun, 02 Sep - 02:18:36 66.21.168.100 Post #: 15552


Serge is that .GOD or . GORD ?
******************************

I found the company which specializes in
.CORD and has world wide trade mark on it!

it also quarantees the results!
Serge
Sun, 02 Sep - 02:16:06 172.138.224.235 Post #: 15551


Ken, we know...
;-(((

why do you think we ask YOU if you can keep IT up?
;-)))
Serge (Ken, you've done it AGAIN! Can you keep it up?)
Sun, 02 Sep - 02:13:24 172.138.224.235 Post #: 15550


Mike,

I thought the caption contest was a great idea, but the quality of the participants has really gone down hill ;)

Ken Larry Flynt Signs the Checks. I just mail them out....
Sun, 02 Sep - 02:10:28 216.202.179.11 Post #: 15549




Serge is that .GOD or . GORD ?

hahaha



Mike AI Nobody is better then DirectNIC!
Sun, 02 Sep - 02:08:47 66.21.168.100 Post #: 15548


We're tired of paying Internic prices and need a good home for about 1500 domains. LMK...
*****************************

really????

if I were you, I'd make sure that all 1500 domains have
.SEX , .XXX, .GOD, .COD, .DEVIL
and other valuable extensions safely secured!
;-))))

do you need .SERGE extension?

I personally sell it at $250 a pop and GUARATEE the result in whiting!

Serge Mike, do you have BULK discounts?
Sun, 02 Sep - 02:04:11 172.138.224.235 Post #: 15547




Ken, you know Sig, you know that he will make you the best deal, and make sure you have the best service on all your domains.

I am shooting you an e-mail now!


Mike AI Future registrar for CashQuest.NET!
Sun, 02 Sep - 02:00:08 66.21.168.100 Post #: 15546


Mike,

I've been here since you guys went live. Just lurking ;)
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Ken,
even if this might appear personal,
where is Amber?

I missed her smile....she is my first internet true love and still owes me $10...
;-)))



Serge (Ken, you've done it AGAIN! Can you keep it up?)
Sun, 02 Sep - 01:59:51 172.138.224.235 Post #: 15545




Ken it sounds like next week is going to be a huge week for Cashquest, Flynt Digital, and Oprano!


Someone mentioned that lots of innovation and changes comes after the summer in this industry.


Mike AI Ken have you stopped by the caption contest?? If not you are missing all the fun!
Sun, 02 Sep - 01:58:57 66.21.168.100 Post #: 15544


Mike,

BTW - I need to talk domains with you when you get a chance. We're tired of paying Internic prices and need a good home for about 1500 domains. LMK...
Ken Larry Flynt Signs the Checks. I just mail them out....
Sun, 02 Sep - 01:56:27 216.202.179.11 Post #: 15543


Serge, Tuesday is going to be a HUGE DAY! ( and no, its not Serge getting his sex change operation!)


Mike AI
***************

Melissa, I warned you...fuckers never sleep
;-(((

Mike,
I'd do sex change operation, women have more fun!

My concern would be you and some other irresponcible males who would pinch my delicate butt!

Serge
Sun, 02 Sep - 01:55:45 172.138.224.235 Post #: 15542


Mike,

I've been here since you guys went live. Just lurking ;)

Lots of new things going on, some of which will be announced next week.

New sites for both programs, higher payouts, new stats for CQ and a few other improvements. We'll give all the details next week when we're ready to go live.

Hustler was out converting Barelylegal for a while, but now they go back and fourth. I think your traffic is perfect for BL so it doesn't surprise me that your converting so well.


Ken Larry Flynt Signs the Checks. I just mail them out....
Sun, 02 Sep - 01:52:54 216.202.179.11 Post #: 15541


BTW,
I checked Netpond with MSIE 6.0 -
no more spyware installed.

Either they removed sextracker ot MSIE doesn't let it in.

Either way,
thanks PetrA and everybody who contributed to the topic,
SOLUTIONS is what we are here for.
Serge
Sun, 02 Sep - 01:52:19 172.138.224.235 Post #: 15540




Football fans of Oprano UNITE!!! Starting next week, we are going to have a NFL Football Pick'em contest.

We are rounding up some FANTASTIC PRIZES - and CA$H for both Weekly and Season winners.

I know none of you are interested in a a grand, or free content, or hosting packages if you win... NO You want to win for the same reason I want to...

BRAGGING RIGHTS!!!

We are finishing up the final touches now, and by Tuesday we should be ready...


Oh Yeah, we are going to have another MAJOR annoucement Tuesday as well.

Serge, Tuesday is going to be a HUGE DAY! ( and no, its not Serge getting his sex change operation!)


Mike AI Ken have you stopped by the caption contest?? If not you are missing all the fun!
Sun, 02 Sep - 01:48:41 66.21.168.100 Post #: 15539


Serge - That's sort of a personal question. Don't you think ;)

Ken
***********

Ken, this is Oprano, we get VERY personal,
and our readers well being depends on it!

tough questions are the NORM here!
;-))

Serge (Ken, you've done it AGAIN! Can you keep it up?)
Sun, 02 Sep - 01:48:14 172.138.224.235 Post #: 15538




Ken, glad you finally made it by. I have heard some rumors of some great things going on with BOTH Cashquest and Flynt Digital.

Have time to share some info on the programs with us?? OR do we have to wait?

BTW in vegas when we spoke you said Huslter was out performing BarelyLegal - I have to disagree. For the longest time we were doing 1 in 50 ( or better) for Barely Legal) and like 1 in 210 for Hustler.

Infact I am going to go check my stats now...



Mike AI #2 - and moving up fast!!!
Sun, 02 Sep - 01:43:41 66.21.168.100 Post #: 15537


(Ken, you've done it AGAIN! Can you keep it up?)
-----------------------------------

Serge - That's sort of a personal question. Don't you think ;)

Ken CashQuest2 - Coming next week!
Sun, 02 Sep - 01:34:10 64.22.133.97 Post #: 15536


Melissa,
this is what I found....

Tuesday...something is going to happen HERE...

Mike,
women are ploting and will pay you dearly in Vegas.
I was promissed pics of you wearing thongs and stripped by 65 years old nekkid lesbians...

Sorry, I couldn't get more details...
Serge (Ken, you've done it AGAIN! Can you keep it up?)
Sun, 02 Sep - 01:34:04 172.138.224.235 Post #: 15535


what would we do without you?

Serge Thank you, Todd for the tip!
Sun, 02 Sep - 01:10:05 172.175.131.181 Post #: 15534


MikeAI, Melissa,
I was waken up in the middle of the nite with information peritent to your well being and concerns both of you.

Gimme 5 mins and I'll post it in details
Serge (Ken, you've done it AGAIN! Can you keep it up?)
Sun, 02 Sep - 01:02:04 172.175.131.181 Post #: 15533


Vick I am right behind you...
******************

Vick,
be careful, be VERY careful!
Serge (37 niches, 37 ways to make $$$)
Sun, 02 Sep - 00:52:25 172.175.131.181 Post #: 15532


http://www-personal.umich.edu/~gmbrown/denis/sounds/ahole.au
Click and give a listen ;-)

Mike, I think you have a damn good shot for Asshole of the year

Well actually I think you may be a bigger asshole than I but .....


Vick Who's your asshole Baby
Sun, 02 Sep - 00:51:07 24.180.171.175 Post #: 15531




Vick I am right behind you... I have a sneaky feeling I will be moving up on the list.

Hell I think I may have an inside shot at Asshole of the Year!!


Mike AI #2 - and moving up fast!!!
Sun, 02 Sep - 00:42:14 66.21.168.100 Post #: 15530


Folks, I's like to sing a song about the American dream. About me.
About you. About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests.
About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts-maybe below the cockles-maybe in the sub-cockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys.
Maybe even in the colon, we dont know.
(singing)

I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job
I'm your average white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job
My kids and my car
My feet on my table
And a cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
(oh no) Uh-uh (no way)
No, I've gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah yeah
(Yeah yeah)
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane,
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an asshole
(He's an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(He's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets
and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime
Sayin', "How 'bout this heat?"

I'm an asshole
(He's an asshole)
I'm asshole
(He's the world's biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people
Make handicapped faces

I'm an asshole
(He's an asshole)
I'm asshole
(He's a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Rainting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm
Wrong......

Nah!!

I'm an asshole
(He's an asshole)
I'm asshole
(He's the world's biggest asshole)

(Screaming, now, the ultimate ugly American)
You know what I'm going do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertable - hot pink with whaleskin hubcaps and all-leather interior and big brown baby seal eyes for the headlights. I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph, getting one mile per gallon, sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned nonbiodegradable containers. When I'm done suckin' down those greaseball burgers, I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why. Two words nuclear fuckin weapons, okay? Russia, Czechslovakia, Romania - they can have all the democracy they want, have a big democracy cakewalk walk through the middle of Tianamen Square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?!

John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen. And as soon as we find a cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiply that by 15,000,000 times - thats how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes and Lee Marvin and Sam Peckinpah and a case of whisky and drive down to Texas...

(Hey)
and have a humongous barbecure-
(Hey)
we're gonna go to LBJ's ranch and start a bonfire
(Hey!)
and throw deer and rabbits and cats and old people, and-
(HEY!)
slow drivers and MIckey Rourke and - (HEY)
(You know something? You really are an asshole)
Shut up and sing the song

(He's an asshole)
You empty little simp. I thought I was the asshole-
(He's a real fucking asshole)
And it was him the whole time
(He's an asshole
(He's the world's biggest asshole)
A-S-S-H-O-L-E
(everybody!)
A-S-S-H-O-L-E
(barking),br> Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
(snapping) Chimg fump ching puh fluh cluh bing
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it.



Vick #1 on the Asshole List With good reason ;-) (ask my wife)
Sun, 02 Sep - 00:37:23 24.180.171.175 Post #: 15529


Hi,

found a good program for replacing html, thanks so much everyone!!!

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Edd, yeh greece was ok, good people there, and was very happy to goto the island of Rhodos, as my grandpa was born there. Everyone seemed to know his last name, Alhadeff.
But yes, lots of Mopeds:)))

thanks

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Sat, 01 Sep - 23:42:11 216.99.199.147 Post #: 15528


I agree about Paterno, he's killing them on recruiting right now. Kids want to know who the coach is going to be when they get there.


Ulfie
Sat, 01 Sep - 22:55:21 209.166.141.202 Post #: 15527


SextoyKing -

Actually, the html editor Homesite is able to do an "extended replace" of a word or phrase on an ENTIRE directory (and all subdirectories) - works like a charm!

And haveing been to Greece I'd made this observation on my return... Greece is nothing more than a bunch of Turks who act like they are Italians... Riding around on scooters all day drinking latte's and smoking at streetside cafes talking on cellphones... No one in Greece actually works or has a job... and boy, do the HATE Turks...
Edd (Sneaky Ninja Webmaster)
Sat, 01 Sep - 22:45:15 24.21.189.67 Post #: 15526




CJ I am not one to just toss out compliments - especially on a board...

Your looks should be inconsequential when it comes to biz.

Having said that...

.... you do have great eyes...

So are your nipples the same color pink as your title? :-)
Mike AI
Sat, 01 Sep - 22:26:28 66.21.168.100 Post #: 15525


Think I could get CJ and Melissa D to vote on that one?
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bring on a few more of those compliments and ya just might get my vote :-)))

oh boy, my head is really thumpin this morning :-(
I'm going to go back to bed for the afternoon lol
hope everyone is enjoying their weekend!!!



cj (nipple pink 'vaginator') Get ya Guru on
Sat, 01 Sep - 22:18:41 203.164.2.198 Post #: 15524


Ulfie hate to say this but Patero probably needs to retire...


Mike AI
Sat, 01 Sep - 21:53:33 66.21.168.100 Post #: 15523


Penn State is looking good tonight. NOT! Miami 30, PSU 0 at the half. :(((


Ulfie
Sat, 01 Sep - 21:22:56 209.166.141.197 Post #: 15522


Todd,
Try this....
http://www.orbit.org/replace/


Ulfie
Sat, 01 Sep - 21:18:02 209.166.141.197 Post #: 15521


Fuckin A' Bubba.... Somehow got convinced to ride the bigshot on the stratosphere... talk about traffic managment and control ;-)))

Now that I've changed my undies I'm ready to make some deals?

Anybody sick of their current sponsor & sick of OLD ideas?

Lets talk ;-)))
Hooper We Want Your "Impossible To Convert" Traffic!
Sat, 01 Sep - 20:53:21 158.252.200.59 Post #: 15520


Serge,
I See, well the city in turkey I was in was mostly tourist type, I hope to goto Istanbul sometime Mike.
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Need some info,
is there a program that will say go through a hundred or more .html files at once, and find a word you want it to, and change it to another word??? Any help on this is appreciated:)

thanks

BTW, the saints should do ok next week


sextoyking 100 Animated Banners, $799.00, Great Portfolio
Sat, 01 Sep - 20:41:56 216.99.199.147 Post #: 15519


Mike, Turkey is ok, just was there 2 weeks ago, was on the med side, a city called Marimass(sp).
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Todd, I am sorry to disappoint you, but you haven't been to Turkey....

you were to a small turkish city called Marimass...

Marimass is NOT Turkey, as Teaneck NJ is NOT
The United States of America...
Serge
Sat, 01 Sep - 20:32:39 172.159.177.29 Post #: 15518




Todd Saints looked bad... hopefully they will be ready next week for the regular season!

As far as Turkey, never been - but I would love to go. You needed to go to Constantanople ( Istanbul) the gateway between East and West!


Mike AI Serge get your hand off my johnson!!!
Sat, 01 Sep - 20:26:18 66.21.168.100 Post #: 15517


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I have been shoving sniffers of cognac at JohnIP all day and he has agreed to give away THREE $100 Amazon.com gift certificates tonight! In addition, the whipped cream, cherries, and warm honey will be in plentiful supply for those of you who want to jump up on the table and shake it for us...break out those thongs baby!!!

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;-)
Magick Join in the fun and win!
Sat, 01 Sep - 20:10:28 24.116.98.165 Post #: 15516


Hey All,

happy Labor day weekend. just got home and saw that Seattle beat out NO's, damm wish I had of seen that game. Mike, Turkey is ok, just was there 2 weeks ago, was on the med side, a city called Marimass(sp).
Was ok, reminded me of Mexico, and 1.1 Mill turkish lira isn't much for a big mac:) I thought greece was much better though.

sextoyking 100 Animated Banners, $799.00, Great Portfolio
Sat, 01 Sep - 19:49:30 216.99.199.147 Post #: 15515


Who needs their dick sucked?
I'm here
waiting
whip it out boys

Meni Jenna Cash
Sat, 01 Sep - 19:36:13 24.218.204.233 Post #: 15514


My relationship with my 11 year old daughter moved to a whole new level last week. While discussing differing tastes in reading material she said to me, "Yes, I know...but you know Mum, I just HATE admitting that you're right!!!"

Well, you have no idea how pleased I was to hear her say this. She's been TREATING me like I was an idiot since she learned to talk...nice to finally hear her say it out loud! I told her so, she was gobsmacked that I was laughing over it, and oddly enough, communication has been greatly improved all round. ;))

P.S Unfortunately she's still treating me like I'm an idiot, but now I can razz her about it more openly. :P~~

Lisa Happy Father's Day Aussie Dads!
Sat, 01 Sep - 18:59:50 61.9.208.141 Post #: 15513




gay oprano is your pet project Serge - you said you were going to develop itin private with evan.



Mike AI Serge get your hand off my johnson!!!
Sat, 01 Sep - 18:49:20 66.21.168.100 Post #: 15512


serge, im scared to death
************

you should be....women don't know what they want when they are 50....
when they are 15-
they know even less!
;-))
Serge
Sat, 01 Sep - 18:22:29 172.148.215.169 Post #: 15511


Bama has a big chore ahead of it tonight playing UCLA
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Redemption baby!
:)

serge, im scared to death and happy she decided this:))

gotta run, forgot the crown and flask:)


dantheman Roll Tide
Sat, 01 Sep - 18:20:03 208.220.30.67 Post #: 15510


dantheman,
God help you!!!!

me and my 13 years old can't carry a peace tune for over 3 mins flat!
;-))
Serge
Sat, 01 Sep - 18:08:23 172.148.215.169 Post #: 15509




Dan The Man - Bama has a big chore ahead of it tonight playing UCLA.


Mike AI Serge get your hand off my johnson!!!
Sat, 01 Sep - 18:07:26 66.21.168.100 Post #: 15508


MikeAI,
sorry, but that would a violation of
paragraph 156, page 639 of our agreement and I quote:

"we shall also develope together and open
http://gayOprano.com no later than December of 2001 and NOTHING should stay on our way, so help us Meni"

therefore I execize my rights to "develope" here and now...
Serge
Sat, 01 Sep - 18:04:52 172.148.215.169 Post #: 15507


peaking in to say roll tide:)

havnet been around in the last couple of weeks, lots of changes around here...(15 year old daugther decided dads would be a great place to live:)....talk about changing gears, had to slow down and find a bigger place, should be back to normal next week:))

off to the house the bear built:)))

RTR
dantheman tag this
Sat, 01 Sep - 18:02:02 208.220.30.67 Post #: 15506




Serge please do not include me in your homo-erotic fantasies.

Bad enough I have photos of you trying to live them out...


Mike AI Serge get your hand off my johnson!!!
Sat, 01 Sep - 17:49:47 66.21.168.100 Post #: 15505


we all have to take turns sharing them.
*************

is that just me or this REALLY sounds KINKY!!!!

Mike, I think you visited Melissa's Gay resources way to often!

;-))
Serge
Sat, 01 Sep - 17:40:25 172.148.215.169 Post #: 15504


See Serge, I will be the ladies man yet! haha
Mike AI
*************

hmmm....than I'll play the role of "pig"
;-))

I can do it!

bring Heather!
Serge
Sat, 01 Sep - 17:33:24 172.148.215.169 Post #: 15503


Petr,
I'm also using MSIE6 and when I load SexCounter I do not receive a privacy error like I do on some other sites.

Our privacy policy can be found at this url: http://www.sexcounter.com/privacy_policy.html


Tukhman SexCounter
Sat, 01 Sep - 17:29:30 24.190.170.6 Post #: 15502


Mikey... Anytime! Let me know what you need done and we'll work it out ;-))
Tukhman SexCounter Tracks, we don't manipulate hits ;-))
Sat, 01 Sep - 17:27:33 24.190.170.6 Post #: 15501