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its hilarious!!!
I have a few photos I will send you for future contests :-)

don't feel bad, there are still webmasters who don't know I'm female - and I post pics all the time!! :-( lol

hey serge, nipple pink is a COLOR!!! hex value of roughly #DD95A6

my dad used to tease me that my crayon sets had 'nipple pink' in them - i hate BROWN!!!!!!

cj (nipple pink 'vaginator') New tag line coming october 1st

Really CJ?? I post them all the time from shows and such...

Of course I look pretty stupid in the caption contest photo, normally I only look stupid! haha

Mike AI Get to see Mike AI and Serge together!!

done, just for you :-)

that's the first photo i've ever seen of you!!!!
cj (nipple pink 'vaginator') New tag line coming october 1st

you must be due for some sleep *grin*
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You would think that CJ... ;-)

http://www.oprano.com/picture04.html I am waiting for you to add something witty!!

Mike AI Cj have you added your 2 cents yet?

mikeai, shhhh
you must be due for some sleep *grin*
cj (nipple pink 'vaginator') New tag line coming october 1st

Pornoman what are you a guru of??

Is nobody better then you?
Mike AI

It is tough being an expert..

I come out with TGP2 host and Grimm makes fun of my design..

And I am dating the local firehouse!

I am the GURU!!
chris/pornoman The GURU of TGP2 Hosting!! NO BANNERS!!

cj, it's based on the .82 formula....
;-)))
Serge

LMAO!!!!!!!
serge, can I get a code for that tag? or is it ip based?

I really liked my old netpond tag
nipple pink 'vaginator'
cj (I flash my tits to distract....) colin stole my tag line!!! baaaby!

i really have to adjust my working hours :-(
I just got up and missed a whole night of fun!!

Dennis, when tuesday comes, you and I got some talkin to do :-) Did you know the part about how the company melissa and I were working for never finalized her working visa for her? 3 months in brisbane and she STILL didn't have a working visa? Wouldn't you have done WHATEVER you could to leave the country? (Keeping in mind that australia is much stricter on illegal residents than almost any country, especially working ones.)

A general comment ... Its very easy to sit back in someone else's judgement when you don't have all the facts. I know why Melissa doesn't talk about all the details - she has agreed with greg to not handle things in a message board manner. They have both tried to deal with the situation privately and professionally.
If only it was black and white :-(

cj (I flash my tits to distract....) colin stole my tag line!!! baaaby!

Now on to Melissa:
(Absolutely not going to ignore you -
Osirius is getting his money. Waiting on his phone call.)

In her previous post she said the money has already been fedexed...now I have to call her? Last time we did that she said she would call back in a few minutes and never did. So we called her back and got her answering machine...Kinda makes a person wonder.
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Osiris I feel for you... Seems kinda shady.

Mike AI

I'm not looking to start shit here, my only intention was to find out if I should continue to do business with Melissa or not.

Brujah posted on my behalf because we have been friends for a while now. You guys/gals don't know shit about him because he likes to keep a low profile, like me, NO ONE knows anything about me besides my affiliation with the company I work for. And that's just the way I like to keep it...

Now on to Melissa:
(Absolutely not going to ignore you -
Osirius is getting his money. Waiting on his phone call.)

In her previous post she said the money has already been fedexed...now I have to call her? Last time we did that she said she would call back in a few minutes and never did. So we called her back and got her answering machine...Kinda makes a person wonder.

Osiris I want my 2 dollars...2 dollars!!!!!!!!

P.S.

No on is bringing a damn laptop! =o)

Okay, maybe one...
Anthony

Message:
Anyone needing me ,Anthony,Redlion,Technick,C.Mollusc (he never gets mentioned,now he is:)Sat am pst to tuesday pm pst.We will be in the interior of BC available only via St.Anthony's phone # 1-604 218 0478.
Nick

Mike

Check you intercosmos email address

This board rocks, it's not only the board for BUSINESS....GREEDY BUSINESS even......it's like a dysfunctional family cyber picnic!

mutt

Confucy,
I got e-mail from Gary Kremen today.

I asked him for sexia.com which has sentimental value to me and he said FINE.

I'll get wiht him about it when I get back from Turkey.
Serge (Brujah-ha! is never wrong!)

Anthony,
we want the PROOF!!!!!
Serge (Brujah-ha! is never wrong!)

Oh come on! There's no act! =o) I'm really a nice guy! =o)

Anthony

Ulfie,
hahahahahahahhahahahhaha

sneaky huh? ;))

bet you are sorry now.

:))

love your caption
http://www.oprano.com/picture04.html
Nick

hahahahahhahahaha

check Ulfie's post :))

http://www.oprano.com/picture04.html
Nick

I agree, after Anthony contacted me I felt bad about bitching about your company on the board. Very rare gift. Kind of like when they made Norm the corporate killer on Cheers. Everybody tried to make him feel better for being the one that had to fire them. ;)

Ulfie

bloody murderers!!!!!!!!!!
Serge Ulfie's is better!

Anthony,
Don't get cunty,now. ;)))

I think the burial online project is dead.

;)))

Nick the meek shall inherit...shit

Don't believe the HYPE! =o)

How the FUCK did I get pulled into this one?!

Anthony

MikeAI, we had 4389 CPM's today, this is $395.01 times 14 sponsors

may I go home now?
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Where are you now?

hahaha

Mike AI

Anthony is the master of this tactic btw :)

he throws in :
1.)sad puppy dog eyes
2.)sad body language
3.)hurt expression

You end up apologising to him for the fuck up ;))))
*****************************

That's why Anthony is in charge of
"We'll cremate you online for FREE"
Department!
Serge Ulfie's is better!

Anthony,
what is the status of our
"Buy burial plots online" project?
Serge Ulfie's is better!

NIck, I can't wait to start a joint venture with you!!!!!

NOBODY understands me better
;-)))))
Serge Ulfie's is better!

MikeAI, we had 4389 CPM's today, this is $395.01 times 14 sponsors

may I go home now?
Serge Ulfie's is better!

""when you fuck up-
come with revelation FIRST.

NOBODY is gonna piss with you when you admit that you fucked up.

It's a human nature,
pissing with the one who admits his mistakes is like beating the desad horse.""

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that is definitely a pearl:)

Anthony is the master of this tactic btw :)

he throws in :
1.)sad puppy dog eyes
2.)sad body language
3.)hurt expression

You end up apologising to him for the fuck up ;))))
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Serge wrote:""and this is why I am in your will! ""
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and I in yours:))
;-)))

Nick the meek shall inherit...shit

Mel,
I'll teach you one trick.

when you fuck up-
come with revelation FIRST.
**********************************

Gary Condit are you listening??

Webfather Nobody does it better. :-)))))

My stock picks are of the highest calibre,as I explained in email ;))
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and this is why I am in your will!
;-)))
Serge Ulfie's is better!

Mel,
I'll teach you one trick.

when you fuck up-
come with revelation FIRST.

NOBODY is gonna piss with you when you admit that you fucked up.

It's a human nature,
pissing with the one who admits his mistakes is like beating the desad horse.

I fucked up with your tag and admitted it.
it was the end of the story.

Serge Ulfie's is better!

Okay I'm going to go and get some work done. I've had enough fun for today.

Let's do it again soon :)

MelissaD (NOBODY is better than me!)

MelD and Serge,

The HK thing was one of those things.I have done satisfactory biz with MelD before btw :))

My whole thing is that I dislike the self proclaimed guru bit,quite a lot.

and Serge,
""I BLAME BROKER FOR SUGGESTING TO BUY THE STOCK! ""

well thats typical!!!!My stock picks are of the highest calibre,as I explained in email ;))

Nick The "Homepage of the "Ethics Guru"

Serge you are right totally.

All I can do is try and fix it as best I can.

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I can tell from all the posts you dedicate to me friend :)
*********

Bruhaj, this is my JOB to keep you here and make you post for a longest stretch I can get out of you...

I'm paid for impressions...

$90 CPM
Serge NOBODY gets royalties like ME!

http://www.oprano.com/picture04.html

HAHAHA good ones Meni and Ulfie!!

Can anyone beat them?

http://www.oprano.com/picture04.html
Mike AI Are Serge and Mike AI gay????

Jack of All Trades
Master of None?????
Meni Jenna Cash

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Hooper you have a problem with ME?
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Hey.. How did I get involved in this? Leave me the hell out of it.

Melissa has never done me wrong but I also have no idea what she has up her sleeve with the billing solution and it does sound a little too good.. but hey... I'm all ears when it comes time...

til then... when I get involved in a piss you'll KNOW it.
Hooper

I won the caption contest
hands down
Serge pay up bitch
http://www.oprano.com/picture04.html
Meni Jenna Cash

OK;

Post if you have:
written for Klixxx, AVNONline, etc etc. -- YUP
Can set up commerical deals in two days?-- YUP
Pick up the phone and get a better rate with a billing company?--YUP
Introduce someone to traffic, hosting, billing, and content, toys, pills, etc in under 5 minutes.--YUP
Oh yeah has taught training classes on billing, traffic, etc? --YUP,at Netpond
Can increase your sign ups by 25% in 15 minutes (with no increase in traffic)? Oh yeah (that I do for free its a matter of asking me via e-mail)-- Yup,just ask my friends to turn down the shave ;)
Can provide all the latest and most up to date documentation on the billing companies?

all this,plus:
10 sites in top 1000 on pcdataonline
biggest traffic broker ever (part owner)
previous owner,most visited webmaster resource (well,it was then)
Multiple award winner (resulted in no increase of money,from Serge)

I am now,on the basis of these self proclamations...THE GURU OF EVERYTHING.

Worship me as your one true God!!!

shit,Anthony,just reminded me,I don't earn any money by hype.Just through numbers.So forget all of the above.

I'm just a pretty "iffy" webmaster.

;)))

/;))
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly)) The "Homepage of the "Ethics Guru"

It was an unfortunate situation and bad timing.
MelissaD (NOBODY is better than me!)
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No sweety, if you are the one who brokered the deal,
you are the one who will be taking the blame for failure.

I don't blame market for losing money-
I BLAME BROKER FOR SUGGESTING TO BUY THE STOCK!

Serge NOBODY gets royalties like ME!

HotAir

Prove it!

And I believe it goes - fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you.

Meni

If I was a lesbian it would be a differnt story. I'm guessing you make a very good one (lesbian)
MelissaD (NOBODY is better than me!)

Serge your royalities are waiting for your return to Florida.

MelissaD
*************

may I wear nurse uniform?
;-))
Serge NOBODY gets royalties like ME!

I did not fuck Nick on the Hong Kong Deal! The sales rep who did the deal to start left. The others who have the hosting aren't having any issues with it.

I didn't make a dime on the deal, and have been working with the people to get a refund.

I was very up front with how the deal worked they were very aware of the T&C's. It was an unfortunate situation and bad timing.
MelissaD (NOBODY is better than me!)

Almost Forgot

Im better then you and you and yes you

Hot Air Guru BETTER THEN YOU AND YOU AND YOU

Whoooo hold the train. I would be the first to get my beak wet. I have been pushing Melissa for 24 hours straight - drawing her out - getting her attention, opening doors so she can WOW us on Tuesday.
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I will not hold the train,
according to the paragraph 67, page 239 of our agreement, I get ALL the piss royalties and you get babkis!

Serge NOBODY gets royalties like ME!

Melissa

Im hiring

Im a guru of something, just dont know what yet..

As of today im a Traffic Broker
Anyone want to do some deals?

I have got a dialer that will boost revenue, shhh trade secret..

OLD NEWS
Hot Air Guru

http://www.oprano.com/picture04.html

Melissa have you added your witty comments yet??

You can see how close Serge and I are in this photo.

http://www.oprano.com/picture04.html
Mike AI Are Serge and Mike AI gay????

Nick, I am with MikeAI on GURU thing too.

I know Melissa fucked you on the Hong Kong hosting deal,
and I feel sorry for you.

I don't attack or defend anybody, I just try to point to the punches below the belt, that's all.

this is OPrano, go and lash yourselves with the dicks, but please,
don't poke it in the eye,
we haven't paid the liability insurance yet and if somebody loses the ye from the direct dick hit-

I'll feel morally responcible.

Please report lost eyes right away at
http://oprano.com/caption.html
Serge

Missy
tell me you are better than me if you can...

Lick your eyebrows

Find the G spot, while you are sooo drunk, you are seeing double

Bench your bodyweight for 20 reps

Work 2 weeks for Brad Shaw

Make Serge cum in 11 seconds, without using your hands

Know all the words to Metallica's "Kill em All"

Write the entire 4,000 character Chinese alphabet, with your tongue

Use the cheesy line "I can write the entire 4,000 character Chinese alphabet with my tongue" and still get laid

Meni Jenna Cash

Tuesday

This i cant wait for!

Billing Guru this gives you 3 days + to get some SOLID AMMO.
Dennis

Serge your royalities are waiting for your return to Florida.

MelissaD (NOBODY is better than me!)

haha.. I can tell from all the posts you dedicate to me friend :)

ahh and lets not forget,
Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym.

Brujah

Mel, you are getting clients...

how much are you paying Dennis for promo job?

I want my royalties too!
Serge (Brujah-ha! is never wrong!)
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Whoooo hold the train. I would be the first to get my beak wet. I have been pushing Melissa for 24 hours straight - drawing her out - getting her attention, opening doors so she can WOW us on Tuesday.

I cannot wait till Tuesday!

Mike AI Are Serge and Mike AI gay????

I'm not smoke and mirrors I'm happy to provide the proof or how did you put it - beef. As far as your personal attacks "If you've met Billinguru" then you would understand. When you are willing to post your picture then you can make those comments.

I think Vick has a great idea! :)

E-mail me your average conversions and if you implement my sugguestions you should see 15-25% without adding dialer or secondary billing company. After its implemented then I get your average conversions as well. :)

Who is game? What do you have to lose?

BTW I will should have my first TV commericals going live in 2 weeks I'll keep you posted as to the results.
MelissaD (NOBODY is better than me!)

Serge,
I'm with MikeAI's thing about guru's.

I have never met a self proclaimed (critical) one that was.

and as for:
""I also have been asked to speak on at every major show for the last 2 years""
********************************
Melissa,So was my cat.They aren't picky ;)

********************************
not to mention I write for Klixxx and AVNOnline as well as for in the past for Netpond and a few other webmaster resources -MelissaD

Are you a ginger cat?

;)))

Nick The "Homepage of the "Ethics Guru"

Melissa would you take on a new client (publicly here on this board) for say 50% of what you can improve their net income by?

Would someone volunteer if Melissa was willing?

Not from Missouri but can you show me
Vick
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Mel, you are getting clients...

how much are you paying Dennis for promo job?

I want my royalties too!
Serge (Brujah-ha! is never wrong!)

You know nothing about me.
********

Brujah,
NOBODY knows anything about you...

you are too small, insignificant and lack any interest from the crowd ....

I hope you can handle the truth, I'll stop if you can't...
Serge (Brujah-ha! is never wrong!)

Tell you what Dennis want to keep going I'm happy to share all the details of my dealing with Greg, Al, and the others as well as all my documentation but I'll tell you what I'm not going to bother doing it here. I'll just contact the Aussie papers, that way everyone can read my version of what went on. I'm sure that will clear any confusion or misunderstandings or anything like that.
MelissaD (NOBODY is better than me!)

You are the one who changed my tag line MikeAI I was just commenting on it. And adding to my list of what makes me a guru.

MelissaD (NOBODY is better than me!)

Melissa, it was ME who changed the tag, because I thought it was funny.

MikeAI icq'd me and told me I was putz and I got it back, sorry for my fuck up
Serge (Brujah-ha! is never wrong!)

First ... Congratulations to KC for Asshole of the Month for September!!!!
http://www.isjustanasshole.com

Second this Billing Guru stuff has gone back and forth
If possible let's make it put up or shut up time

Melissa would you take on a new client (publicly here on this board) for say 50% of what you can improve their net income by?

Would someone volunteer if Melissa was willing?

Not from Missouri but can you show me
Vick Thrilled to be #1 ;-) Now I've got it up can I keep it up!

Billing Guru

See you tuesday

Mike Agreed..

Mel im not attacking you, just cant stand smoke and mirrors tactics without the BEEF!
Dennis

Sorry Mike if you didn't change it then it was Serge stirring the pot.

I still had to answer it.
MelissaD (NOBODY is better than me!)

I'm yes I was contacted by the Austrilian papers several times.

Al Hunt was the former VP of Ops for ibill he went to work for Greg as CEO of the Traffic Company and was let go last January I believe he is still in Brisbane.

Interesting that except for a request from the US Attorney Generals Office to give testomony on certian overseas companies I haven't recieved anything.

My last converstation with anyone at Greg's company was a request for traffic. That was yesterday.
MelissaD (NOBODY is better than me!)

oops. forgot the completely unrelated comeback. here's one,

Yo mama's so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel.

Brujah

no nerve struck Serge.

You know nothing about me. You don't even grasp at straws well. All you have are assumptions. :)

I don't feel threatened. I don't feel a need to brag about any accomplishments or reveal my successes.

Brujah

Dennis I'm still waiting for your answers? Note you have skirted every question I've asked you.

As far as Hooper it just wasn't meant to be. No one was hurt, we still do some stuff together occasionally. Hooper you have a problem with ME?
MelissaD (NOBODY is better than me!)

Melissa you are running your mouth before doing research again. It was not ME who changed your tag line. I do not do that. Nor do I delete posts execpt spam.

Dennis, I am leaving this where it lies till Tuesday... It is boring and repatative.

Mike AI What goes around comes around!

Anon means no e-mail, no website, what is the problem Dennis afraid of the Courier ?
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Billing Guru

Ah but we know the Courier has been to your house a few times in texas?

( um shall we say stolen property)

I recall AL Hunt going after you
Shall we shed some light on that to?

Anyone know who AL Hunt is?

Melissa im trying to refrain
but i have got all night..

Dennis

You are the one who changed my tag line MikeAI I was just commenting on it. And adding to my list of what makes me a guru.

MelissaD (NOBODY is better than me!)

and,
Yo mama's so nasty, they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head.

Brujah

If memory serves me right

I remeber hooper posting on netpond not to long ago, that Mel D was working for him?

how long did that marriage last?

Hooper any insight?

Melissa you should retire from the battle field - I think we would both be best served from it.

I do agree Mike AI, is this cow dead until Tuesday?

Dennis

Dennis

Oh yeah and juggle dating several firemen, a paramedic, and work 18-20 hours a day 6-7 days a week as a single parent?
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What does this have to do with anything?? Do you want to make your personal life the issue here?? I am trying to talk BUSINESS!!!!

I could careless if you have gangbangs in the local firehouse, or how much your work, or if you have 30 kinds that live in a shoe...

Business baby.... lets focus on it.
Mike AI What goes around comes around!

First of All Dennis I have yet to skirt anything you have by not posting who you are.
MelissaD (NOBODY is better than me!)

You worked for IBLL as Support no more no less

Wrong!

Premium Accounts. Who has an old business card of mine? Oh then Colin, JMM, Diamond Jim are just mom and pops trying to get exposure?

Anon means no e-mail, no website, what is the problem Dennis afraid of the Courier ?
MelissaD (MikeAI is better than me! with firemen...)

I love you Wendy!!!
*******

thank you, Mike!
;-))
Wendy

Dennis, are you jealous of Melissa ?
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Why when someone gets criticized, the acusation of jealously always pops up?

That or in my case sexisom....

Mike AI What goes around comes around!

Brujah,
am I sorry you never acomplished anything in your entire life?
line struck the nerve...I see....

sorry, I will never talk about your nothingness again....

unless you beg me.
Serge (Brujah-ha! is never wrong!)

Brujah,

Not at all.

I have been wanting to see what all the smoke and mirrors are about.

Seems everytime the guru is called out, she skates and skates lovely.

This is Typical Mel D Style just so all you know.
Dennis

http://www.oprano.com/picture04.html

HAHAHAHA OH My God - I love you Wendy!!! I am laughing my ass off!! great, timely caption!!

Can anyone do better?

http://www.oprano.com/picture04.html
Mike AI What goes around comes around!

Oh yeah and juggle dating several firemen, a paramedic, and work 18-20 hours a day 6-7 days a week as a single parent?

MelissaD (MikeAI is better than me! with firemen...)

Just got into Vegas & was told that there was a players ball pimp & ho party going on at Mandalay Bay.

Anybody heard anything about that? Everybody seems to think that it's being thrown by the same crowd.

In any case... in Vegas & ready to party balls... if you're here & want to meet up... cell=512-587-1112

On another note... I made millions out of my one bedroom apartment by placing tiny classified ads! Ring a bell? ;-)))
Hooper I Just Lost 2 Grand At The Black Jack Table... Help Me Out & Send Some Signups!

Dennis, are you jealous of Melissa ?

Brujah

Anon = no e-mail, no website, doesn't it? Sure sounds anon to me? if he is the real deal then post who he is.
MelissaD (Nobody is better than me!)
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I got e-mail from him. I know who he is. Just because you do not and he does not want to post an e-mail address or URL does not make him anonymous to everyone.

Melissa you should retire from the battle field - I think we would both be best served from it.

Mike AI What goes around comes around!

"Definition of a guru- A recognized leader in a field "

Ya are all the same. You and SEguru speak the same "fluff" circuits.

no different then carleton sheets infomercial get richers at 2 in the morning.

Those who can DO
Those who cant teach.. or better yet "consult"
Elliot Offen

Definition of a guru- A recognized leader in a field

Since I have helped develop several of the billing programs out there, taught classes on the billing companies, and have worked and trouble shot several billing issues for clients that have increased their sign ups by 25% at least in some cases as high as 65%. I believe that I qualify. I also have been asked to speak on at every major show for the last 2 years, not to mention I write for Klixxx and AVNOnline as well as for in the past for Netpond and a few other webmaster resources (mmm I believe that makes me recognized)

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Okay now,

1)Since I have helped develop several of the billing programs out there

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You taught ibll workshops on how to properly use rev share. ( innovating)

You worked for IBLL as Support no more no less.

2)have worked and trouble shot several billing issues for clients that have increased their sign ups by 25% at least in some cases as high as 65%.

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Please name some refrences,
By telling people to use checking and dialers on there sites, this is no Accomplishment.

3). I also have been asked to speak on at every major show for the last 2 years, not to mention I write for Klixxx and AVNOnline as well as for in the past for Netpond and a few other webmaster resources

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Whoa Exuse me, Every mom and pop site does this for free exposure, did not know this makes them or you a guru.

Dennis

What makes me thing nobody is better then me at what I do?

mmmm experience? Post if you have:
written for Klixxx, AVNONline, etc etc.
Can set up commerical deals in two days?
Pick up the phone and get a better rate with a billing company?
Introduce someone to traffic, hosting, billing, and content, toys, pills, etc in under 5 minutes.
Oh yeah has taught training classes on billing, traffic, etc?
Can increase your sign ups by 25% in 15 minutes (with no increase in traffic)? Oh yeah (that I do for free its a matter of asking me via e-mail)
Can provide all the latest and most up to date documentation on the billing companies?

That is just a start I do a lot more - besides haven't any of you ever heard of sarcasism?

MelissaD (MikeAI is better than me! with firemen...)

Brujah,
am I sorry you never acomplished anything in your entire life?
******

Is this where I'm supposed to come up with something completely unrelated like..

Your house so small they stuck a key in to unlock the door and stabbed your momma?

Brujah

Since I have helped develop several of the billing programs out there
_________________

What do you mean billing programs? What is a billing program?

taught classes on the billing companies
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HAHAHA The classes at those shows are only for people like you - self promoters!!! So this hold NO weight.

and have worked and trouble shot several billing issues for clients that have increased their sign ups by 25% at least in some cases as high as 65%.
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Yeah we know checks and secondary billing. One gets Guru status for that? I guess being a Guru is relative. You know compaired to a 4 year old I am a Guru of Basketball, but compaired to Michael Jordan I am... well nothing.

I believe that I qualify.
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See thats the thing, YOU are the only one who claims you qualify. You are a SELF-ANNOINTED guru. Nothing more.

I also have been asked to speak on at every major show for the last 2 years
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See above I have been asked to speak for years as well. Those forums are only for self-serving people who are trying to drum up business with hot air.

not to mention I write for Klixxx and AVNOnline as well as for in the past for Netpond and a few other webmaster resources (mmm I believe that makes me recognized)
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That makes you desperate looking for attention. Those publications are so content poor my dog could submit articles and get them accepted.

I guess it will be up for other people to decide if you are a Guru or not. I do not think you are. You do. As I mentioned before we can BOTH be right.

Mike AI What goes around comes around!

Anon = no e-mail, no website, doesn't it? Sure sounds anon to me? if he is the real deal then post who he is.
MelissaD (Nobody is better than me!)

How many pounds per square inch of hot air is necessary to keep proper inflation in Ego ?

Brujah
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Brujah,
am I sorry you never acomplished anything in your entire life?

no, I do not...
Serge (Brujah-ha! is never wrong!)

Melissa,

What makes you a guru at anything?

What makes you think "nobody is better then you"?

Hot Air Guru

MikeAI, is Dennis's name DENNIS?
Serge (Brujah-ha! is never wrong!)

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