Oprano Webmaster Forum

BTW, KISS, when you get back to NY,
let's have a drink at Olive Tree in Village, and talk about your new sites, if you promise not to tease me anymore-
I'm weak and MikeAI is watching!
;_))
Serge

On a serious note Mike, Mutt and everyone...
I am not to down on myself.
Joining Aga is an absolute honor, him calling me and talking. Offering me a opportunity, it is an odd thought and from time to time it scares me that I do speak with some pretty huge people in this business from time to time.
Me.
A small fry.
Where Nothing to loose and eveything to gain actually becomes a choice.
It is good to see a common place where one see's eye to eye discarding success and failure's while everyone one here trys to make this a better place to live and be entertained:P
The invisible millions we prey on.
The invisible millions we relax and calm.
The adult biz is truly a wonder.

ALIEN

your throwing percentages my way again, please note Im trying to be unpredictable so I'll leave the percentages alone ;))
This time ;))

*******

KISS,
I'll throw ANYTHING your way if you can get me the pic of
MikeAI having
http://sexwithsabrina.com
;-)))

and please don't TEASE me like that again:
"alone
This time"

;-))
Serge

ok, if you decided to play dirty-
Emi will post tonite that she slept with you...
if you can get Mel to post that she slept with me-
you win!
;-)))

got you by the balls, mate,
check mate!!

Serge

Serge you hit it again, just one small problem, your throwing percentages my way again, please note Im trying to be unpredictable so I'll leave the percentages alone ;))
This time ;))

KISS

Well by that definition I would say that you have broke it too - Emi... :-)

She probably has done as much work as Mel! hahaha
Mike AI Its that time again - Vote now for the best Caption... Prizes will be awarded!

though she was never a webmistress by definition
***************

hey, no low punches,
RB was never Kara by definition, but I still have his e-mails signed like that!
;-)))

"Call webmistress by any other name....

(---Serge Shakespear)
Serge

MikeAI, sorry you lost the bet,
YOU made an exceptions,
I have not!

Better luck next time!,
you Cazanova, you!
;-))))

Serge

you know my reason for this ;)))

KISS
********

I do....you only understand my 25%!

Usually women have to develope mental filters to skip 75% of men rubbish, with me it's NATURAL!
no filters required!
;-)))

Serge

Serge I would take that bet... of course this does NOT include Mel ( though she was never a webmistress by definition).

You will find NO ONE!!!! I am clean as they come...

I am so poor in bed that any webmistress that would have had sexual relations with me would surely not admit it! hahaha

I think we would be sitting here until the crickets chirp...

Mike AI Its that time again - Vote now for the best Caption... Prizes will be awarded!

Serge, I hear you sit in a bath tub filled with pepsi yelling come alive,come alive
stuntal
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Stuntal, for a former New Yorker you are rather dull....

Since when Jews drink Pepsi????

Jews only drink Coke, Pepsi boycots Israel and no self respecting jew ever drinks it!

as fro the rest,
I NEVER yell, I only PRAY!
;-)))
Serge

Will wear uniform for signups ;-)))
Hooper --> Can You Handle THIS? <--

I bet you are confused now more than ever
************************************

Everything is clearer than its been in a long time :)))

I'll learn English, one day, I swear!
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Your standard of English is perfect as it is, please no improvements, you know my reason for this ;)))

KISS

HOWEVER, I do not think I would be trying to do the horizontal hula with any of them.
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oh yeah?????

let's make a bet,
whoever finds webmistress who post on THIS board that she did horizantal hula with you or with me,
WINS!

How much you wanna bet that I'll find one first to post that about you than about me????

I've impotent since 1998,
my concience is clean as a whistle,
I can't lose and just accept the bet!
;_))

My relations with women of all professions are just platonic,
and my dick was donated to Smithonian in 1999.

Geeze, some miles people would go to cast a shadow on my spotless reputation!

Serge

Serge I am not a fireman, policeman, paramedic or wear a uniform so I am out of the competition for Melissa D.
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Mike don't give up hope, Melissa is woman, changes her mind alot, this week a fireman, Next week Mike Al, but I here she has a real crush on Meni.
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Serge, I hear you sit in a bath tub filled with pepsi yelling come alive,come alive
stuntal

Don't be so down on yourself Alien.
How could you have possibly succeeded when all they were paying out was 33 dollars for an active member? Nobody could have made that fly. Think XPics would have made millions if they were paying out peanuts compared to the hundred of competitors. As much as XPics shaved they still paid out overall a good rate.
mutt

Alien you have been on the web for 10 years???

I think your problem might have been working with a Video company who is clueless about the Internet.

But I really have no idea...

Oh and thanks to Mutt for suggesting I masterbate with lotion or some form of lube to solve my blister problems...

Mike AI Its that time again - Vote now for the best Caption... Prizes will be awarded!

But should it be a CDROM or a book

vBut should it be a CDROM or a book
Or both?
ALIEN
____________________________________

neither. Make it an interactive video game so that I can blow you up if your stories bore me.

mutt
_________________

HAHAHA Maybe we could make a website out of it like fatgirlsinpartyhats.com

Mike AI Its that time again - Vote now for the best Caption... Prizes will be awarded!

I started when I was 21 and am now 31.
I thought I should have been rich beyond all compare and off on a Hawaiian beach front property.

My lifes a joke and I never been brave enough to go on with my own business I as I certainly enjoy working with some of the best names in the business.

Not succeeding with Sin City really has devasted me I will be honest about that. I gave them my best shot but found myself doing EVERYTHING preventing me from concentrating on a mere couple things. I didnt know how to say NO when I should have. Thats why I failed.
ALIEN

Wow Alien put out a book??

It would be a HUGE seller... I bet he could get a stipend bigger then Clinton got!

What planet would it be sold on?
Mike AI Its that time again - Vote now for the best Caption... Prizes will be awarded!

Serge again, I think you are fishing in the wrong tank...

I love many of the webmistresses, and consider many to be my good friends... HOWEVER, I do not think I would be trying to do the horizontal hula with any of them. ( though I am sure there are some exceptions that make the rule)

Gosh, I am going to be pelted now...

Everyone knows I see everyone as equals - so I would not want to even think of webmisresses as anything but business relationships!

:-)
Mike AI Its that time again - Vote now for the best Caption... Prizes will be awarded!

Oh Mutt I am sure "homegrown" has a few babes they have shot in the 20 years they have been in business... they have listed out a few.

But most are hags - again my opinion - I am sure they sell. But I personally would not touch most of those chics with YOUR dick Mutt!
hahaha

Again explains why I have blsiters on my hand....

It sucks to have filet mignon taste in women, but look like chop liver...

Maybe I need to work on my personality and sense of humor - that is what attracts women correct?

Mike AI Its that time again - Vote now for the best Caption... Prizes will be awarded!

Serge I am not a fireman, policeman, paramedic or wear a uniform so I am out of the competition for Melissa D.
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you are not - I AM!!!!

Dear Adult Webmistresses,
I'm here to protect you from MikeAI,
Confucy and PETA!

I'll do whaever it takes! My broom is at your disposal!

Webmisstresses of the World Unite,
and lets insert it together!

Serge

I pretty much agree with you on the HOmegrown chicks, cept there was this really hot hippy chick I saw the dude with the glasses getting a hummer from on their feed.
mutt

I am saving it all for my first my first book:P
Througout my carreer I have documented all my code, theories plans and design and yes even activities of others for my own reference.
I got 12 CDR's so far of all the shit.
My very first adult designs starting with Intergal. Yes even Banners so old it would make many of you remember and recall the past as great times and bad times on the net.
Remember the popular ABC console for example??
Sex.com blue design, when XPICS bought the first pages of sex.com for advertising?

Ol Sex Museum, AssAwards.
Some of the good webmasters, Shap, Damon etc??
Even still Bad Uncle who still plays the game with us, GEO over at Matrix and so many others.
I remember you all and still speak to you from time to time.
People I have worked with.
"Luck, Fate And Calculated Risk."
But should it be a CDROM or a book
Or both?

ALIEN

MikeAI, this reference to the blisters was a LOW shot!

My son is very disapointed at "Uncle Mike"!

;-))))
Serge (Hosting, anyone? Get is from chr0nic master!)

Serge I am not a fireman, policeman, paramedic or wear a uniform so I am out of the competition for Melissa D.

On top of that, my opinion of women who are "homegrown quality" may exclude her... :-)

Maybe that explains all the blisters on my hand! haha

Mike AI Its that time again - Vote now for the best Caption... Prizes will be awarded!

Melissa do you always listen to Serge?

I could care less about cyberspasms - I have no gay sites.
***************

Melissa, whom would you rather listen to,
"Silver tongue" Serge or
Mr. "I could care less about" Mike????

Mike, one day I'll teach you ways with women!
;_)))
Serge (Hosting, anyone? Get is from chr0nic master!)

Damn.. It's Thursday!

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Stuntal,
people who think that Meni is ready for TV,
need a dorctor!
Serge (Hosting, anyone? Get is from chr0nic master!)

oldfold - oops! guess the one I know is Stan daMan w/ LikeWhoa..... oh, well, what the hell! I would love to watch the Saint's thump the Jets with Stan THE Man too! ;-)))

bpj ACHdebit.com

Mutt I have been trying to get info from Alien as well about what really happened...

Maybe it was one of those " parting ways as friends" .... Alien was moving on to new projects and opportunities.

You know the kind of thing Lee Noga always has happens, and J$stlyeS... :-)

Mike AI Its that time again - Vote now for the best Caption... Prizes will be awarded!

bpj:
I would LOVE to party with Stan daMan,
................

just a clarification (albeit a minor one)
it's stan THE man
(there is a difference)

DadFold Centerfold Gold
___________

yes this is Stan the Man from HiRise - though I thikn BPJ knows which Stan we are refering to!

Mike AI Its that time again - Vote now for the best Caption... Prizes will be awarded!

Alien got shitcanned by Sin City? No more fresh squeezed juicy pornstars? Say it ain't so!

That sucks Alien. Since they did you dirt why not let us in on how a major adult video company operates on the Web?
You did a helluva lotta work there if you were being truthful that u programmed and designed all that stuff. I figure they got a couple hundred grand off you.
mutt

Melissa do you always listen to Serge?

I could care less about cyberspasms - I have no gay sites.

I am interested in the billing idea -but I have a feeling there are major strings attatched, or a crock of shit.

But as always I will reserve my judgement!
Mike AI Its that time again - Vote now for the best Caption... Prizes will be awarded!

" the perfect host for a 30 minute show could be Serge and Meni. Call it the Serge and Meni Pissing Hour "

Hmmm the 30 minute pissing hour

Vick

bpj:
I would LOVE to party with Stan daMan,
................

just a clarification (albeit a minor one)
it's stan THE man
(there is a difference)

DadFold Centerfold Gold

Stuntal,
can you say SOMETHING, anything,
which would be concidered FUNNY?
Serge
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Not trying to be funny Serge just serious. Picture the amount of traffic that could be generated fro a 30 minute weekly tv show. Broadcast time runs about $400 and reaches over 5 million homes, on the Paxton stations,and thats where the big infomercials run.
stuntal

Sharky...very happy. good work!:)
grimm Sharky's Web Design!

Alien,
I still can't get to either porno.com or netpond, are you with the same hosting company?

Melissa,
you don't ned my Go!!!!!!!!

I can talk only for myself and I am sitting not in my office and in the chair which isn't mine, I can't think straight!
;-))
Serge (Hosting, anyone? Get is from chr0nic master!)

I did not know that. That is weird and wacky stuff.

They should get Berman to do some of the porno ads.
Carnac

oh and BTW, if RB doesn't speak up for those tickets.....SOLD! ;-) I would LOVE to party with Stan daMan, while watching the Sain't tattoo da Jets! ;-)))

bpj ACHdebit.com

BPJ - go to http://NOLA.com

Mike AI Its that time again - Vote now for the best Caption... Prizes will be awarded!

1. I never said anything about hardcore porn.
2. They are 30 second spots

Meni and Serge pissing - mmm there is an idea.

MikeAI - Serge asked me to wait, I'm waiting until HE says its okay and I have a bigger audience to discuss it with :)

No feed back on the new toys on Cyberspam.com ???

MelissaD (Nobody is better than me!)

Mike AI .. you mean .. Alien was abducted by netpond?
Colin Ask Colin About Jungle Boogie.

Stuntal,
can you say SOMETHING, anything,
which would be concidered FUNNY?
Serge

Mike - does the NO paper have an online classifieds??? I'm gonna make one of those games for sure! ;-) lmk if you do happen to see ANY good tickets pop up!
Thanks.

bpj ACHdebit.com

MTV and ESPN have told you they will accept ads for hardcore porn?

Maybe but I doubt it.
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Mutt
They accept adds from 1900 sex lines and strip clubs but only after 11 pm
stuntal

I voted for Dravyk's. I think he was doing an Allen Funt riff.

none of mine made the final round.......oh that makes me mad ......fightin mad.........
mutt

By the way Melissa the perfect host for a 30 minute show could be Serge and Meni. Call it the Serge and Meni Pissing Hour
stuntal

MTV and ESPN have told you they will accept ads for hardcore porn?

Maybe but I doubt it.

mutt

BPJ I would thikn that all the good seats are taken by season ticker holders. It would be tough to find 8 good seats together anyway. You may want to try some ticket brokers, or maybe contact the "away" teams to see if you can buy some from their alotment.

Supposedly RB is heading down to NO for the Jets game on ESPN... We have some nice tickets for him lined up, sitting right with Stan the Man!

Mike AI Its that time again - Vote now for the best Caption... Prizes will be awarded!

Well I have stations like MTV, CNN, ESPN, etc. Per spot is actually pretty cheap and the production costs aren't all that bad really. I have currently 18 major metro areas.
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When I did the boating show, I had problems with thong bathing suits.
But on the other hand, look how much traffic cnet's show brought into their site, or what happens when Howard Stern mentions a adult web site. A 30 minute weekly television show could bring big traffic into the adult world and it could be done rather cheap.
stuntal

Oh..
BTW.. the URL for anyone who hasn't been there is http://www.aaaadultdesign.com

Look for a new site design and a full portfolio update within the next month.. I've been so busy the portfolio hasn't been updated in 3 months!

:-))

sharky Free Site GamePlan Part 2

Well then Melissa, what are you waiting for??

Mike AI Its that time again - Vote now for the best Caption... Prizes will be awarded!

hey MikeAi - been trying to get some tickets to a Saint's game, but not having any luck on some good seats (TicketMaster keeps saying "none available")...... any ideas??? ;-)
Looking for 8 tickets to either Vikes on 10/7, or Jets on 11/4.
LMK thanks! ;-)))

Melissa, please do tell....

bpj ACHdebit.com

KISS,
I mean what I said and will say what I meant!

I bet you are confused now more than ever
;-)))

I'll learn English, one day, I swear!
;-))
Serge

I would like to personally recommend sharky for adult web design. Great work! slick, fast loading. and done in a very short time frame to my complete satisfaction

just thought i'd let you all know this:)

grimm Sharky's Web Design!
Thu, 30 Aug 2001 03:08:18 - IP: 24.14.133.26 - Post # 14826
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Thanks Grimm:-)
Soon everyone will be able to see the design you are talking about!!!

I'm glad you're happy..
Happy Clients = Roof over my head

:-))
sharky Free Site GamePlan Part 2

When Netpond didn't load I thought Serge had finally killed it.

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are you nuts????

why would I do that?

Netpond and Oprano are NOT enemies,
Oprano has NO enemies.
Serge

MikeAI

Serge asked me to wait till everyone recovered from Miami and Denver before I discussed it.

:)
MelissaD (Nobody is better than me!)

Melissa D I am stil waiting for info on the ground breaking billing setup you were teasing us all about.

Mike AI Its that time again - Vote now for the best Caption... Prizes will be awarded!

Well I have stations like MTV, CNN, ESPN, etc. Per spot is actually pretty cheap and the production costs aren't all that bad really. I have currently 18 major metro areas.

Some restrictions but think of the eyeballs!!
MelissaD (Nobody is better than me!)

Oh yeah I'd like to talk about TV Commericals as well for adult sites - good thing? bad thing? Love some feed back since I just got a very nice package for it :)
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Now your talking my expertise. I did a 30 minute show on boating every week for 5 years,on cable. My advertisers had great success from it.Cable time can be bought in attractive packages, but you have to do a very heavy saturation to get results. Buying the time is the cheap part,producing an eyecatching comercial can be expensive. I use to shoot,edit,make the adds and narrate the show every week.Big job but worth it.
stuntal

Mission control we have a problem...
Cooler Waters just hit a snag:/

Got to reboot that modified Atari console over in London!
Meat Electrocuted himself in the server core. No worries though just minor abrasions and burns:P
J/K

Damn thing fell off the rack again!

promis Cooler waters will be back up in a bit.
ALIEN

Yeah whats up with servers not being up...

knock on WOOD!
Mike AI Its that time again - Vote now for the best Caption... Prizes will be awarded!

Afternoon

When Netpond didn't load I thought Serge had finally killed it.

Just added some new toys to www.Cyberspasm.com

Have a look

http://www.cyberspasm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?topic=32&forum=12&13

Serge let me know when you think is a good time to discuss my new billing solution.

Oh yeah I'd like to talk about TV Commericals as well for adult sites - good thing? bad thing? Love some feed back since I just got a very nice package for it :)
MelissaD (Nobody is better than me!)

Serge
When you said NOT did you mean future or present, if present hit delete.
KISS

HAHAHA Serge I did not mean to say you would drop a dime - I know you are not like that. Serge is not a crybaby...

However, I do beleive in Comsic Karma - what goes around comes around...

I guess it was Aliens turn to go around...

Mike AI Its that time again - Vote now for the best Caption... Prizes will be awarded!

I dunno Serge you have some pull - remember Evan had Alien apologizing within 24 hours of his posts.
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Mike, I hope you are not suggesting
that I would ever call anybody's employer and do shit to them????

how can you even put me in the same post with Evan????

You disapointed me and you gonna hear from our lawyer!

I'm sending you C & D as soon as I get to my own PC ..or porno.com
whatever cums first!
;-)))
Serge (Hosting, anyone? Get is from chr0nic master!)

no pun intended but I can't reach Netpond and Porno.com
or Admittance.com

whoever is hosting them -
FIX THE GOD DAMN THING!

Our sponsors in Hosting business would never let is slide for 3 hours!
Serge (Hosting, anyone? Get is from chr0nic master!)

Hey Serge
Is Drive By pissing allowed on this board??????????
Inquiring minds want to know

stuntal

knew about Alien,
I told him that I'll never address him personally again for some stupid remark he made about me and he was let go next day.

coincedence probably
;-)))
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I dunno Serge you have some pull - remember Evan had Alien apologizing within 24 hours of his posts.

I am glad someone as talented, and insightful as Alein to the industry has caught on with a job quickly.

Mike AI Its that time again - Vote now for the best Caption... Prizes will be awarded!

MikeAI,
I voted and no hanging chads from me!

I see no clear winner there, though!
;_))

I knew about Alien,
I told him that I'll never address him personally again for some stupid remark he made about me and he was let go next day.

coincedence probably
;-)))

Red,
I'll be incommuniocado whern guys finisg my ceiling,
later today?
Serge (Hosting, anyone? Get is from chr0nic master!)

Serge have you voted yet?? http://www.oprano.com/caption.html

Also Serge did you know Alien had been let go, and is now employed by netpond??

Mike AI Its that time again - Vote now for the best Caption... Prizes will be awarded!

Serge,
when will you be back in communication mode?

Red ( Oprano Text Therapist) Discount for TGP2'ers

drive by spam was deleted...

for some sick reason I deleted my own post too!

here is the url again:
http://lavasoftusa.com

am I "trigger happy" or what?
;-)))
Serge (Hosting, anyone? Get is from chr0nic master!)

Slavvvv...

It must have been..

But the stripper that ORDERED me to do was HOTTTTTTT

hahahahahahahaahh

Too much Fun...Sorry for all in the VIP room that had to witness that

hahahahaha
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)

scarriest thing seen in miami..
Forest stripping at Solid Gold

:)

Slavdogg

Forest the next show i be there man
BEN All Dessed Up And No Where To Go

See when serge is away

Spamer play...lol

Yea Ben Miami was the BEST conference....Lots of good contacts and soem REALLY Cool stuff comming from Claudia Ben and I in the next several Months.....

The Tgp2 Conference was a HUGE Success....Breakfast for 50 and STANDING room Only!!!!!

Forest (Pithy is as pithy does) Cuz Free Willi is better than No Willi at ALLLLL

...and I don't have admin URL at remote location...
Sorry, guys
;-(((
Serge

ROTFL Fold.....you should have known better by now.... *ducking*

me :o)
gigi CashQuest

Forest

I hope you guys had a good time at Maimi. What i been told from LittleC i wish i got back little early so i be there
ben Ready For Amsterdam Party

Good goddamned day, everyone.

I'm a little late today, eh?
Colin Add yer resouce to Colins Links

BEN!!!!!!!

Welcome home My Brother!!!

Forest (Pithy is as pithy does) Cuz Free Willi is better than No Willi at ALLLLL

Forest how you doing you old man ?
BEN Back From Morocco

Hi everyone. Just wanted to say Hiya! Long weekend's almost here. Yay!!!

Don
Ounique 100 Photosets for $990!!! Sale ends today!

Badddd SPAM!!!

Good TGP2

Forest (Pithy is as pithy does) Cuz Free Willi is better than No Willi at ALLLLL

Wow...don't click that drive by surfer spam....

a) tried to reset my homepage
b) gives new meaning to consoles
c) even tried a timed one on me

Alt + F4 Fold MaxCash

Hello Oprano :o)

Just following the spyware thread...here's a link that lists all the 'known' software that harbors spyware. Just scroll down to the bottom of the page, and there is an alphabar with all the proggies. (yes, there's THAT many)

http://www.alphalink.com.au/~johnf/dspypdf.html

Have a great day all!
gigi CashQuest

ad-aware by lavasoft is great software...

I consider myself a very cautious surfer and I couldn't believe all the SHIT I had picked up..

For those who need a GOOD filesharing program with no spyware installed...try morpheus @ musiccity.com
fp

http://www.oprano.com/caption.html

There are some great lines here!

Serge you should re-post the URL with the software so people can find it easily!

Mike AI Its that time again - Vote now for the best Caption... Prizes will be awarded!

Its that time again gang - time to vote for your favorite caption! It was DAMN hard for our judges to pick just 10 captions as they were all so good!

SO go to http://www.oprano.com/caption.html and vote for your favorite TODAY!!!

Edd (Sneaky Ninja Webmaster)

I think Cat's post of this software URL was one of the most useful posts on this board so far!
Serge

Good Morning Oprano.

Thank you Catman!! That software found tons of shit on my pc.

Red ( Oprano Text Therapist) Discount for TGP2'ers

I am not at my PC while the office ceiling being fixed...
I don't have ICQ, e-mail, etc...

if you need me urgent-
call or leave message here
;-(((
Serge (Hosting, anyone? Get is from chr0nic master!)

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