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Stuntal, you must have mistaken Century Village with St. Andrews Country Club, where I am the Viagra King. I sell over $15,000 a day to these guys.

Serge, Donny went to Michaels Body By Design

Does anyone wanna grab dinner at Pete's tonight? My buddy Donny is buying.

Serge I heard you were seen arguing over a $20 check at Hooters on Glades Road. Then you were seen at Gateway country, across the steet picking up your broken computer.
Meni Jenna Cash

Eat your heart out serge;-)
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JoeE,
my feeble minded one,
I was in Nice with:
MY DAUGHTER who loves traveling with me, with my FATHER, and you were with?

I feel sorry for you,
my taveling companions are Family,
the loved ones...
http://cotac.com/~knight/ZZZ/hackers.jpg

maybe you'll get loved ones one day...
;-))

My companions smile, whatta your companions do?
;-))
Serge

Serge-
A girl can hope.
Guess I'll have to wait till Nov. to get the picture of you and JoeE kissing.. I have a long memory :)

Mutt-
I keep hearing the Village people song In The Navy now. Kinda funny a gay group singing about the anti gay (at the time). Does that mean the YMCA is a or was a gay pick up joint? Meni can you answer that? Or JoeE?

MelissaD (Nobody is better than me!) <---- In case you need proof

http://www.oprano.com/caption02vote.html

JoeE have you voted yet??

I think a photo of you is what will be up in next weeks caption.
Mike AI Voting is going fast and Furious!!

cum gargling cockholster - who has a fleet of gerbils
ready to go in his ass at any momement...
MikeAI
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a pride of lions.......a gaggle of geese.......a murder of crows...a school of fish..........AND NOW I FINALLY KNOW THAT IT'S A 'FLEET OF GERBILS!'. Thanks Mike!

of course it's a fleet........like in the Navy....you can sail the Seven Seas in the NAVY ..... la la lah blah blah blah
mutt

Serge,
did I ever tell you the time I sold
buymainelobster.com and buymainelobsters.com to Brad
Meni Jenna Cash

Serge you are going to be down for Cybernetexpo?
MelissaD]
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I'll be in Maine eating lobsters.

If you beleive one word Joee post-
you should have your head examined too
;-))))
Serge

Joee..nice pics!

could not find the pic of meat fabian and me....

LittleC. not fun

On another note... I just love getting that email every two weeks from bill at wts... telling me that the money has been deposited & that it's time to buy another car with the extra cash we get from checks ;-)))
Hooper Extra cash!

WebFather

Get to Norman's in corale gables

Norman Van Akin Awesome Chef

Used to own Louie's BackYard in Key West..

I was their manager back then
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)

" How about a little one on one? "

Is that a sexual thing????

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JoeE,
you picked up a few bad habits in Europe....
Serge

Stuntal,
stop stalking me!
Serge

How about a little one on one?

joee
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Webdad,
you can have my car for that,
it's parked in the garage.

I'll do you one on one....or would you rather preffer Zhora?
Serge

" How about a little one on one? "

Is that a sexual thing????

Vick

Interupt this to share a moment of cuteness...

My daughter is currently helping 10 little ducklings cross the street, she is stopping traffic so they can!! With her big red sign she made and whistle...

Okay return to bashing Evan and JoeE :-)
MelissaD (Nobody is better than me!) <---- In case you need proof

JoeE,

None of the url's you post work!!

Monk

But You SURE DID SUCK OUR DRINKS DOWN........FOR YEARS!
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This use to be a nice neighborhood till Joee moved in.Who the f wants your drinks anyways Joee, I can afford to buy my own.
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Brad
they had a 13lb lobster at NY Prime last night with your name on it.
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Serge
Just heard Meni bought a high class condo in Boca at Century Village. He is the official Viagra Distributor for the community. Another big money deal, so watch what you say about him,he is going to be a neighbor of yoursout there in west Boca
Stuntal SERGE DOES NY PRIME

Besides...While you party I will be at La Paloma, Smith and Wolensky and a few other favorites in Miami.
Webdad

Maybe that is why you weigh 400 lbs...;-))

How about a little one on one?

joee Serge Says Sent ALL Your Traffic Here For Weekly Checks!

What this business needs is a good fucking enema

Flush out the asshole(s) and clean some of this shit up

Vick
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done!
;-))
Serge

Everybody is welcome Silvercash, Smutcash, CEN welcomes you...

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and I offer everybody a bet, GET RICH on my expense!!!

I bet that when you get to that COMBINED party-
the most visible banners on the walls and marquee will be..
JoeE'!

like it was with Terry, RB and all other parties you joined with.

I don't see your OLD party partners doing it again with you, Joee...
WHY??????
Serge (Mr. Florida Himself, see him at the Show!)

Quote:

Now that you did this JoeE I am sure Evan has turned his life around and that people could call him a scrotum sucking, weak wristed, cum gargling cockholster - who has a fleet of gerbils ready to go in his ass at any momement...

MikeAI

You say the sweetest things about people I'm printing that an adding to to my wall of pearls :)
MelissaD (Nobody is better than me!) <---- In case you need proof

What this business needs is a good fucking enema

Flush out the asshole(s) and clean some of this shit up

Vick My pearl of the day

Serge-

I don't get to poke fun at anybody except Meni and that isn't as much fun as JoeE!

Don't ruin my few minutes of entertainment this morning!!

I'm off to Miami Airport to pick up one of my favorite dirty rotten spammer friends.

See you later :)

BTW am I ever going to get any feedback on the design of Cyberspasm?
MelissaD (Nobody is better than me!) <---- In case you need proof

But You SURE DID SUCK OUR DRINKS DOWN........FOR YEARS!
joee
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JoeE,
you slept in my house,
you humped with my dog,
you OWE me BIG!

can you keep your mouth shut as a favor , so we could continue making fun of you in PEACE?
Serge (Mr. Florida Himself, see him at the Show!)

Oh yeah, I spke with Evan intensely on this trip and watch the results;-) He has his shit together and so does Michael his partner
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Now that you did this JoeE I am sure Evan has turned his life around and that people could call him a scrotum sucking, weak wristed, cum gargling cockholster - who has a fleet of gerbils ready to go in his ass at any momement...

and that when he reads this he will not send out any C&Ds, or e-mails trying to extort money for his charity.

If this is the case GOOD JOB!!!

Mike AI

JoeE....I drink GINGER ALE! But I love good Horederves ;-)

Besides...While you party I will be at La Paloma, Smith and Wolensky and a few other favorites in Miami.

Webfather More than 25,000 daily TYPE INS for sale in Miami

MelissaD,
I'm holding you PERSONALLY responcible for bringing JoeE here!

I left message for you on Netpond, but...I see it's too late.

pity....
Serge (Mr. Florida Himself, see him at the Show!)

It's the doppelganger effect!!!
Hooper 1% of the industry makes 99% of the money. Join the 1%.

Webfather vs. JoeE

That could be a interesting show!
MelissaD (Nobody is better than me!) <---- In case you need proof

Ok.. i'll pay 1k for a photo of joee & serge kissing.

but it better be authentic & i want first rights to profiting off of it ;-)))
Hooper 1% of the industry makes 99% of the money. Join the 1%.

Evan has his shit together? JoeE are you Dr. Phil now? ;-)

So he followed Luke for and is moving to Israel to study torah?

We could only wish!
Brad Shaw Deep Oral Girls

Ok.. i'll pay 1k for a photo of joee & serge kissing.

but it better be authentic & i want first rights to profiting off of it ;-)))
Hooper 1% of the industry makes 99% of the money. Join the 1%.

But You SURE DID SUCK OUR DRINKS DOWN........FOR YEARS!

Everybody is welcome Silvercash, Smutcash, CEN welcomes you...

And you too webdad and your wife..
ispite of your attitude;-)

http://www.silvercash.com/party
joee Serge Says Sent ALL Your Traffic Here For Weekly Checks!

Hooper give us a $#

I could have a serious mission at the expo!!

MelissaD (Nobody is better than me!) <---- In case you need proof

Webdad- You and your lovely wife have SURE SUCKED down enough FREE
FOOD and DRINKS on me that you should do something for me asshole!
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I'll be sure not to do it again. Remind me to give you $100 at the show. Others here may want to think twice before coming to your party.

Keep your food and drink. You and JB are always SAYING you want my traffic. Then when it is available.....SILENCE. You have never even made an offer. Just talk talk, talk....

Webfather More than 25,000 daily TYPE INS for sale in Miami

Aaah... Now i see what you were referring to melissa... I have to assume that what he meant by that comment was that he doesn't charge the card until the trial is up. Probably in reference to the problems they had with the FTC where they weren't just authorizing but actually posting transactions prior to the actual billing date. I could be wrong though.... it happened

CCbill handles some of our billing & the only way they handle free trials is by authing the card (correct me if i'm wrong).

Okay... so i'm putting up the big bucks for that photo. I'll pay shipping & handling but i want to preview the merchandise first ;-)))
Hooper 1% of the industry makes 99% of the money. Join the 1%.

Serge you are going to be down for Cybernetexpo?
MelissaD (Nobody is better than me!) <---- In case you need proof

Jb kibitzus with you but he doesn't give you any info...He works you over like a prizefighter;-)

Webdad- You and your lovely wife have SURE SUCKED down enough FREE
FOOD and DRINKS on me that you should do something for me asshole!

On another note why would somebody not RENU the traffic deal you had previously? Because your traffic
is NOT wirth it PERIOD! That makes sense to everybody on this board;-))

Next- FREE PARTY SUNDAY AT SOLID GOLD North Miami 9-??? Our place nobody else allowed in...

Come see Webdad and Serge drunk with
hookers;-))) Next- Party at Pure Platinum This Friday Night theba little get together at my house...

For those I do BIZ with ONLY! ;-)

http://www.klixxx.com/eurotrash.com/joee

Eat your heart out serge;-)

Oh yeah, I spke with Evan intensely on this trip and watch the results;-) He has his shit together and so does Michael his partner!

joee Serge Says Sent ALL Your Traffic Here For Weekly Checks!

Hooper -

Doesn't CCbill handle your scrubbing for your free trials?

My question was about the FM's comment about not sending the CC to the banks until after the trial is over.

A picture you would pay for - put your money where your mouth is - how much?
MelissaD (Nobody is better than me!) <---- In case you need proof

http://www.boston.com/dailynews/232/region/Pornography_classes_proliferat:.shtml

Ah ha ha ha
UMBC (University of Maryland Baltimore County)
Had me in 3 times to speak (about internet porn)

But didn't give me a honorary degree

Vick

Am I wrong in the preception that FM doesn't want to be a leader anymore?
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YES! He wants you to perceive it that way... It's to his advantage for other people to think he's not #1.

As far as the percentages go... not sure where you got those numbers but we do free trials as well & have nowhere near that poor of a decline or cancellation ratio.
Hooper Can I borrow your mind? I just lost mine.

lol... that would be a photo I'd pay for ;-)))
Hooper
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Hooper, MikeAI has photo of JoeE and what was his diet before I taught him
recurring billing
;-)))

I think he will put it on
http://www.oprano.com/fungames.html
one day
;-)))
Serge Professor Colin teaches Class...

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I hope you at least kissed JoeE for before you popped him
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lol... that would be a photo I'd pay for ;-)))
Hooper Can I borrow your mind? I just lost mine.

Serge, do you remember our first kiss?
Meni Jenna Cash

Serge I know you don't kiss and tell but I hope you at least kissed JoeE for before you popped him :)
MelissaD
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No, I kissed Webfather and rushed his body away from an aproaching vehicle!
;-))
Serge Professor Colin teaches Class...

Sorry, Mel, I was refering to this:

Where's Nick? He was the Prime Porn Darwinist.

Colin
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Serge Professor Colin teaches Class...

Serge I know you don't kiss and tell but I hope you at least kissed JoeE for before you popped him :)
MelissaD (Nobody is better than me!) <---- In case you need proof

>>> please make link to http://Allofem.com he is our TOP refferer!

Ain't life funny sometimes? :-)
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are you sure you wanna poke sleeping tiger in the nuts???

I wouldn't do that to Nick,
he still has lots of bite!
;-))
Serge Professor Colin teaches Class...

>>> please make link to http://Allofem.com he is our TOP refferer!

Ain't life funny sometimes? :-)
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yes, it IS!

that what separates Oldtimers from the rest of the Crowd...
we look for ways which work from the Day 1 !

I say we found the formula which works,
nobody died in the process,
and as always,
THIS is BUSINESS,
fuck the personal
;-))

<small text>
if those smooches result in drop of traffic-
I'll start "searching" once again
;-)))
</small text>

ha!
;-)
Serge Professor Colin teaches Class...

What does JoeE say about you popping his cherry?
MelissaD
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JB always says THANK YOU, Serge

JoeE.....JoeE always says something I follow with a very huge difficultiy...his English escapes me
;-(
I mostly talk with JB
;-))
Serge Professor Colin teaches Class...

Where's Nick? He was the Prime Porn Darwinist.

Colin
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Pearl!!
MelissaD (Nobody is better than me!) <---- In case you need proof

>>> but here in America, when farmers grow too much corn, The United States Government PAYS THEM not to grow it!

Of course the gov't could pay farmers TO grow corn, use that corn for ethernol, thereby, getting something for their money, making farming once again attractive, and spitting in the face of OPEC, *all* at the same time. ... Of course, that all makes too much sense.

>>> please make link to http://Allofem.com he is our TOP refferer!

Ain't life funny sometimes? :-)

>>> just promise me NO REVIEWS policy to be continued!

Ok, I promise, Serge!! Why fix what ain't broken? :-))

Btw ... "cornforporn.com appears to be available or has not yet been added to the Registry database." :-)))

Dravyk 4 Free Corn

Colin,
I see you started your professorship alreADY!

gOOD jOB!

Watch out, Boston College!
;-))
Serge (Mr. Florida Himself, see him at the Show!) Professor Colin teaches Class...

Serge-

What does JoeE say about you popping his cherry?
MelissaD (Nobody is better than me!) <---- In case you need proof

Good morning oprano!!

I'm listening to the Serge/FM and I'm really disappointed. FM the leader in the "free sign up" the pay per sign up, etc Am I wrong in the preception that FM doesn't want to be a leader anymore?

Another point of concern I have is - FM said he doesn't go to the bank until the free trial is converted- and on average the decline ratio on credit catds is 33%, so they lose 33% of all the people that want to rebill, and on top of that you have 50% who cancel in the trial, so how does that work? Am I missing something?
MelissaD (Nobody is better than me!) <---- In case you need proof

Webfather,

Looking forward to see you in Miami!

Sometimes my English can be not so good..so, hopefully in Miami I can explain you a little better what I am looking for.

I know your traffic is very good!

A lot of my sites are low memberships or even None recurring so, it works a little different for me..

Thanks and I look forward to meet you!!!
LittleC. Webfather

Claudia and I BOTH take risks in business everyday

Isnt that what Business is All About?
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)

Serge,

I'm going to back to teaching ..

http://www.boston.com/dailynews/232/region/Pornography_classes_proliferat:.shtml
Colin

Photo, Congressman from Kansas expressed interest in paying porn subsidies in corn....

I wouldn't be surprised driving in Kansas seeing
Corn for Porn!
billboards
;-))
Serge Magic leaves other 8 asses behind!!

Bosshawg,
nothing personal, I just do what I preach.

"There are 2 things in this world-
RESULTS and everythign else"

I tell all our sponsors-
if your ad on Oprano doesn't work-
drop it!

Branding is BULLSHIT and don't piss away your money.

I'd rather send hits to Dravyk who sent us 88 clicks yesterday than waste space with your board which sends us ZILCH.

This is NOT a popularity contest, this is BUSINESS and Webmaster's traffic is a BLOOD of the board business.

I hope you understand, our sponsors do. (I hope)

Serge (Mr. Florida Himself, see him at the Show!) Magic leaves other 8 asses behind!!

I agree...
That is why I sent Claudia To You FIRST!
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Thank you! Hopefully she will take the RISK.

Remember, no risk = no reward.

This industry is getting weird. Some would rather throw a party than by my premium traffic for 5 months. Go figure. :-))

I won't mention any names.

Invisible ink on

(JoeE)

Invisible ink off

:-))))

Webfather More than 25,000 daily TYPE INS for sale in Miami

Corn and Porn are BOTH very important part of US Economy!
;-))
Serge

And depending on the shoot, sometimes simutaneously...

;-))

photo .

Webfather....

I agree...
That is why I sent Claudia To You FIRST!
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)

Ed,
please make link to http://Allofem.com
he is our TOP refferer!

(you can replace somebody, but not Tom's)

TIA!

Dravyk,
just promise me NO REVIEWS policy to be continued!
;-)))
Serge (Mr. Florida Himself, see him at the Show!) Magic leaves other 8 asses behind!!

We are Looknig for a LONG term commitment if the Traffic works for our live feeds....
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If domains like voyeur.com, slut.com, whore.com, whores.com orgy.com, oral.com, booty.com, sins.com, virgins.com, vagina.com, etc. etc. don't work for your live feeds......time to revamp those live feeds. :-))

My traffic can/should be used as a benchmark for ALL traffic. The info alone is invaluable.

:-))

Webfather More than 25,000 daily TYPE INS for sale in Miami

Monk,
you think folks would chip in for my English Berlitz School tapes????

;-0)
Serge (Mr. Florida Himself, see him at the Show!) Magic leaves other 8 asses behind!!

Webfather..

We are Looknig for a LONG term commitment if the Traffic works for our live feeds....

=)
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)

"I sound better on the board than on the radio"

Yes, I keep hearing KGB's voice (from Rounders) when I read your posts now. Stop the insanity!!!
Monk Fresh NEW sites, excellent designs

Webfather...

Claudia wants to talk Traffic with you
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Thanks Forest. We will be meeting in Miami. I have 25,000++ daily uniques looking for a long term home. This week to week crap sucks. lol
Thank g-d summer is OVER!!

Webfather More than 25,000 daily TYPE INS for sale in Miami

Forest, he is much better on
"raising children"
topic!

trust me!

My kids call him Uncle Richie and play horsie on his back!
Serge (Mr. Florida Himself, see him at the Show!) Magic leaves other 8 asses behind!!

Webfather...

Claudia wants to talk Traffic with you
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)

LOL...

I am MUCH better on the phone and in Person...

These boards dont so me Justice...

hahahahahah

Yo Colin Wasupppppp

we need to have a drink on your coast..i get into tampa on tues at 3p.....

heading to long boat key for the eve...your backyard...lol
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)

Little C....

I left you a message and a phone number with Lee

:-)

Webfather

Magic, you are running #2 in the voting!

that's a great showing!
Serge (Mr. Florida Himself, see him at the Show!) Magic leaves other 8 asses behind!!

Webfather,

can you call me please? ASAP!!!

1800-366.1963

thanks
LittleC. Webfather

Good morning Oprano.

Serge, is your e-mail still messed up?
Red ( Oprano Text Therapist) Words to sell sex by

I'm scrambling to get ready for Miami today...I'll be arriving at around 3:30pm eastern tomorrow. If anyone wants to get in touch with me, just email me at magick@insiteadult.com or call my cell at 903-244-8336.

;-)

Magick Insite Adult

Where's Nick? He was the Prime Porn Darwinist.

Colin Quote of the week plagiarized from HERE! (Grimm's a public figure, right?) - scroll down!

I am a PORNDARWINIST.
Vick

Vick - you've just spoken volumes. I have seen the future (thanks in part to several spams I've recieved from Ms. Cleo) and the future is Porn Subsidies! Naysayers don't belive me? Ask Serge....

And Kudos to you, General, for doing my bidding and helping to bring the masses into the fold at http://www.devil.com - you even named it after me! I'm such a big softie for stuff like that! When you're here I'm going to let you sit a my table - yes, YOU can get icewater in H-E-double hockeysticks!

Hey Figaro,
The Dark One (Prince of Dimmness)

Laugh .. he DOES sound better on the phone than on the boards ;)

What's up, Forest?
Colin

some observations....

I sound better on the board than on the radio,
Forest sounds better on the phone than on the boards

Will the show tonite confirm it or not???

we'll HEAR!
;-))
Serge (Mr. Florida Himself, see him at the Show!) Forest Talking...

Sharky..

I lived in the Keys for 6 years...if you go lmk and ill hook you up
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)

" ... but how do you pay the hun to stop "
you don't

Simple business evolution ....
if TGP2 works (increases conversion due to less free material) then freeloaders will keep going to their hun's bookmark
Meaning no one there is buying
... no revenue for advertisers
.... meaning no more advertisers
..... meaning that model will go dinosaur - EXTINCT

Equation No $ = No business

To keep revenue must change model

I am a PORNDARWNIST

Vick

Serge -

Looks like Dean may ruin my plans for a getaway in the keys after CyberNetExpo:-((

It Figures!

Oh well.. I can always go back to fresh peppercorn in my salad at Berns!

sharky We're Talking TGP2 Tongiht!!

Stallion,
we have Cord, Coolnik and and Baptist in our daily prayers and cermons...

Skut bless them all!
Pope, James Pope Daily Cermon for Selected Few...

hehe Serge,

he maybe talking to .god :-)
Stallion Domain Name Systems

Stallion,
is that true that Gord is now talking to God?
Serge (Mr. Florida Himself, see him at the Show!)

Serge,

Thats for sure!! :-)

Stallion Domain Name Systems

Stallion,
I doubt anybody wants to see Dean in Miami!
:-)

Best of luck all!
Serge (Mr. Florida Himself, see him at the Show!)

Serge,

ref: Tropical Storm Dean

It's looking that way with its current direction. But of course anything can happen at this point.

General,
New proggy looks great! Best of luck to you..
Stallion Domain Name Systems

Hi all!
I use different counters (www.sextracker.com, www.megatracker.com and www.paycounter.com) for my free hosting galaries . Could any one axplain why the stats are different?
For instance sextracker and megatracker data differs about 1% per day.
Then main difference is uniques and hits. Could anyone explain why is it so?
PowerPack

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