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cj,
large ones can be dealt also,
US Government has experience with large ones so called
"freedom fighters" as well.

few names come to mind:

Saddam Hussein,
Quadaffi,
Grenada.....

those who can't be bought are good for target practise.

Jesse Helms is NOT looking for re-election...
any Nothern Caroliner wanna nominate me for US Senate?

The Bible belt will LOVE my
Porn Innitiative!
;-))
Serge if it wasn't for Meni, we wouldn't know what to do....
Thu, 23 Aug - 08:53:48 12.89.182.83 Post #: 13400


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I LOVE the smell of TGP2 In the Morning!!!!!
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)
Thu, 23 Aug - 08:48:56 209.143.51.21 Post #: 13399


interesting idea ...

I could see that working for smaller webmasters or smaller farmers ... but how do you pay the hun to stop? what about all the web site owners making more than $20 a month?
well, not just the hun, but the large ones who are providing enough free porn to make those smaller guys barely relevant...

cj click the link
Thu, 23 Aug - 08:47:57 203.164.2.198 Post #: 13398


Attention US based Webmasters and Meni,

pre-register to recive Porn Subsidies at
http://www.oprano.com/news.html

all non-US webmasters should go
http://www.oprano.com/news.html
instead!
Serge if it wasn't for Meni, we wouldn't know what to do....
Thu, 23 Aug - 08:47:20 12.89.182.83 Post #: 13397


BTW,
it can be even BETTER,
write you Congressman and demand US Government extend
Corn Subsidies to Porn Subsidies!

Corn and Porn are BOTH very important part of US Economy!
;-))
Serge if it wasn't for Meni, we wouldn't know what to do....
Thu, 23 Aug - 08:40:53 12.89.182.83 Post #: 13396


cj,
I don't know about the rest of the world,
but here in America,
when farmers grow too much corn,
The United States Government
PAYS THEM not to grow it!

Pay site owners should do the same!

Pay fuckers making $20 a month
those $20 a month and have them sign
I WON"T DO SHIT on the net no more and pay them for life.

(if they break the promise,
and I can maintain d/b for a very nominal fee)
ban his payments from ALL progies!
via 3 rd party processors and progies themselves.

90% of folks out there don't make more than $20 a month!

Let's ALL thank Uncle Sam for this BRILLIANY idea!
Serge if it wasn't for Meni, we wouldn't know what to do....
Thu, 23 Aug - 08:33:11 12.89.182.83 Post #: 13395


*GRIN* Em mightn't like it :-)

looking forward to hearing your solution!
cj click the link
Thu, 23 Aug - 08:31:47 203.164.2.198 Post #: 13394


i'm out of practice :-)
cj
*******

cj, sorry to hear that!

ANYTHING I can do to help????
;-)

gimme 5 mins and I'll post the SOLUTION to free porn, compliment of the United Staes Government IDEA!
Serge if it wasn't for Meni, we wouldn't know what to do....
Thu, 23 Aug - 08:28:40 12.89.182.83 Post #: 13393


Sharky thanks for a great dinner, and even better company...

You know Katie is not raising her own peppercorns at the condo now!

hahaha
Mike AI
Thu, 23 Aug 2001 12:25:30 - IP: 65.34.84.86 - Post # 13312
------------------------------------

It was our pleasure Mike. It was great to see the both of you again, and I know Crystal feels the same:-)

Maybe next time the babysitter will allow us to stay out all night. lol


Sharky Tonight We Talk about TGP2!!
Thu, 23 Aug - 08:23:51 66.12.131.114 Post #: 13392


serge, I would not know what to do with 1 man let alone 10 :-(
i'm out of practice :-)
cj down with free porn!!!!!!
Thu, 23 Aug - 08:23:07 203.164.2.198 Post #: 13391


cj,
I always mean what I say and say what I mean!

...and let .GOD be with you!
;-))))
Serge if it wasn't for Meni, we wouldn't know what to do....
Thu, 23 Aug - 08:22:27 12.89.182.83 Post #: 13390


He is here and on my board at the same time! lol

**********

Figaro qui, Figaro qua...
;-))
Serge (Mr. Florida Himself, see him at the Show!) if it wasn't for Meni, we wouldn't know what to do....
Thu, 23 Aug - 08:20:33 12.89.182.83 Post #: 13389


I'm just looking for 10 good men.
Colin
***********

Colin, and so do:
Melissa,
cj,
Hooper....
Serge (Mr. Florida Himself, see him at the Show!) if it wasn't for Meni, we wouldn't know what to do....
Thu, 23 Aug - 08:17:35 12.89.182.83 Post #: 13388


serge, that was very criptic :-)

general, what is new? devil.com??
i love the design!
cj down with free porn!!!!!!
Thu, 23 Aug - 08:13:05 203.164.2.198 Post #: 13387


I have 299,990 people a day that are a waste of bandwidth. I'm just looking for 10 good men.
Colin
Thu, 23 Aug - 08:12:18 24.164.51.72 Post #: 13386


colin

to date we have tested our traffic , in members section , in our mail lists , on the websites and on exit consoles.

we have designed the banners so the surfers know what they are clicking on as our object is not to attract the horny surfer but the surfer that doesnt want the porn anymore. to be honest with you we are still testing the marketing and it is alot of trial and error but lets face it if someone clicks on a horseracing banner instead of continueing on with looking at porn then the porn site operator can do without that person anyway - probably a waste of bandwidth :-)

as we do more tests i will give everyone who has signed up more info and how it best be promoted as we work it out :-)

once i can determine a satisfactory conversion rate then i will also bring to market a pay per click program as well as a the per sign up one.

General (What's NEW?) $30 a sign up - non adult program - try it
Thu, 23 Aug - 08:09:25 144.137.133.143 Post #: 13385


Looks like the General is "Double dating"

He is here and on my board at the same time! lol

Way to go General!

Webfather 4 million daily uniques strong!
Thu, 23 Aug - 08:04:39 65.185.104.173 Post #: 13384


who is the first going to launch a program which is to 'collect' all of the loose tgp traffic?
***********

I can answer this one.

It will be the one who is currently hosted on

http://www.xxxhosting.com/
or
http://hosting.likewhoa.com/

and I can bet my money on it!

Serge (Mr. Florida Himself, see him at the Show!) $5 is cheap??? how about $2.5 ?
Thu, 23 Aug - 08:04:33 12.89.182.83 Post #: 13383


cj,
I am in the loop and I signed
"if you talk too much, I won't love you no more" agreement with General and I can't comment on his future plans.

I'm sure COLIN would be glad to answer your question.
Serge $5 is cheap??? how about $2.5 ?
Thu, 23 Aug - 08:02:01 12.89.182.83 Post #: 13382


Thanks for that one, Serge .. i will let you know ;)
Colin
Thu, 23 Aug - 08:00:31 24.164.51.72 Post #: 13381


Yeah .. unrealracing.com ..

How do you find it converting for adult sites? Do you have a good example of how to market it?

Given all the talk about falling signup ratios across the board ..
it would be nice to be able to sell the surfer somethign BESIDES porn memberships.

How does one go about marketing a product like yours to a horny surfer?


Colin
Thu, 23 Aug - 08:00:02 24.164.51.72 Post #: 13380


i think last will be some of the big companies ... in fact, serge, can I ask another question?

who is the first going to launch a program which is to 'collect' all of the loose tgp traffic?

and what solutions are being arranged to try to make tgp traffic valuable again?

we know it doesn't work on 'mega site' style sites - niches have moderate luck ... what do you think about a program like the racing program of general's and how it would work with tgp traffic?

personally I thank that if tgp traffic (who are porn surfers that are previously satisfied for free) we're sent to a game style product ... well ... i guess we'll see some numbers soon?

cj down with free porn!!!!!!
Thu, 23 Aug - 07:57:51 203.164.2.198 Post #: 13379


really doesnt work with linux - i will get that looked into tomorrow thanks for letting me know. i assume you mean unrealracing.com ?

testing has been going well , always a few bugs but generally going ok.



General (What's NEW?) $30 a sign up - non adult program - try it
Thu, 23 Aug - 07:54:26 144.137.133.143 Post #: 13378


"A *total joke* in the sense that I laugh at myself more often than anybody could possibly laugh at me ;-)))"
Hooper
#################################

I doubt that is possible.


Monk
Thu, 23 Aug - 07:53:56 156.34.181.144 Post #: 13377


General .. your new proggy doesn't work with Linux :(

How is it testing on your sites?


Colin
Thu, 23 Aug - 07:39:01 24.164.51.72 Post #: 13376


Colin,

I have a question:
cj is FIRST to ban TGP,
who do you think will be

1) NEXT

2) LAST

and why.

LMK where I can find the answer,

Serge (Mr. Florida Himself, see him at the Show!)
Thu, 23 Aug - 07:35:55 12.89.182.83 Post #: 13375


Hi General :)

Serge .. working on that idea we discussed yesterday :)
Colin
Thu, 23 Aug - 07:32:24 24.164.51.72 Post #: 13374


Colin,
"That is CORRECT!
whatta YOU doing??"

;-)))
Serge (Mr. Florida Himself, see him at the Show!)
Thu, 23 Aug - 07:30:47 12.89.182.83 Post #: 13373


....I think General's plan to have all free porn reside on
.SEX and .GOD domains...

hahahaha

serge you are onto me :-))

General (What's NEW?) $30 a sign up - non adult program - try it
Thu, 23 Aug - 07:30:35 144.137.133.143 Post #: 13372


"10% of webmasters make 90% of the money."

The rule is more likely 80/20.

This is a mathematical distribution called Pareto's Law. It is the NATURAL income distribution when markets are free.

It's related to something called Zipf's Law and in turn related to something many webmasters here will remember from a while back as Benford's Law (Serge loves Benford Law! So do I!)

80% of the wealth is held by 20% of the population,

80% of the work is done by 20% of the people.

One of the strange results is that if you categorize everyone's income in an entire industry, that 30% of the people will have an income starting with a number one ($1,xxx or $10,xxx or $1xx,xxx and so on) and not the 10% that you would expect by chance (this can be a baffling thing when you first hear it).

Another result is that as a population increases, the distribution spreads, more and more money will be concentrated in the hands of fewer and fewer people and the poorer tail of the distibution gets longer too. The popular expression regarding "The rich getting richer and the poor getting poorer is completely correct."

It's also a fact of nature. Or at least, it's exactly what you would expect to find by modeling the population after a random ditribution of wealth.


Colin
Thu, 23 Aug - 07:23:21 24.164.51.72 Post #: 13371


I think General's plan to have all free porn reside on
.SEX and .GOD domains!
;-))
Serge $5 is cheap??? how about $2.5 ?
Thu, 23 Aug - 07:15:54 12.89.182.83 Post #: 13370


can't wait :-)
i love hearing your 'stance'
hahahhahahaa


cj down with free porn!!!!!!
Thu, 23 Aug - 07:10:13 203.164.2.198 Post #: 13369


I think it's not bad for a first day out. NONE of the folks who joined saw the site or concept before. I'll be curious to see the ratious when surfer saw the site 5-6 times
;-)))
Serge 1:235 closing ratio so far
Thu, 23 Aug - 07:09:38 12.89.182.83 Post #: 13368


hahaha - sounds like a good relationship to me :-)

cj i have an idea about the stance on free porn remind me to tell you about it when we catch up next tuesday.

General (Once an Innovator is ALWAYS an Innovator!) $30 a sign up - non adult program - try it
Thu, 23 Aug - 07:02:36 144.137.133.143 Post #: 13367


Dean, you have mail!

darkbluesea
Serge (Mr. Florida Himself, see him at the Show!)
Thu, 23 Aug - 07:01:48 12.89.182.83 Post #: 13366


yeap!

I used to have a girlfriend...she spoke with accent and I speak with accent,
we didn't understand each other on the phone...when problem arose, we took it to e-mail
;-))
Serge
Thu, 23 Aug - 06:58:37 12.89.182.83 Post #: 13365


serge, your laugh was freakin me out a little ... i was not sure if you we're lost in chuckling or choking :-))))
cj down with free porn!!!!!!
Thu, 23 Aug - 06:54:29 203.164.2.198 Post #: 13364


i know what you mean i always sound terrible on radio or video , i would hate to think i sound like that all the time.

its much more self assuring talking on chat board :-)))
General (Once an Innovator is ALWAYS an Innovator!)
Thu, 23 Aug - 06:54:13 144.137.133.143 Post #: 13363


Good Morning, General, sir!

8K Low Bandwidth
http://www.webmasterlive.com/asx_files/fms8.asx


28K Medium Bandwidth
http://www.webmasterlive.com/asx_files/fms28.asx


56K High Bandwidth
http://www.webmasterlive.com/asx_files/fms56.asx

but ...
I sound terrible,
I have a voice of an a castrate!

do I really talk like that???

I think it was my last radio appearance!
;-)))
Serge
Thu, 23 Aug - 06:48:42 12.89.182.83 Post #: 13362


KK... while i do agree with you.. please refrain from calling me "son".

I find it to be a rather offensive and demeaning term.... right along the lines of "boy" and "kiddo".

Thanks ahead of time.
Hooper
*************

KK,
you can call me anyway you like!

You have a 6 months license,
it's FREE, subject to renewal!
;-))

Hooper,
wait till
.GOD calls you "My Son"
;-)))

that's gonna be REALLY scary!
;-))
Serge
Thu, 23 Aug - 06:46:27 12.89.182.83 Post #: 13361


good morning serge , its a little quiet in here this morning.

where do i find the archive of the show you and ron did the other day ?

looks like i need to get http://www.devil.com up and running to balance out the godliness :-))

General (Once an Innovator is ALWAYS an Innovator!)
Thu, 23 Aug - 06:46:14 144.137.133.143 Post #: 13360


Legal Disclaimer
+++++++++++++++++++

*-KKK is NOT Kimmy Kim mispelled!
Serge (Mr. Florida Himself, see him at the Show!)
Thu, 23 Aug - 06:42:29 12.89.182.83 Post #: 13359


but .GOD is an easy sell -
Joe Baptista
*****************

Oh My God!!!!!

I thought I've seen it all,
now they selling GOD on Oprano!!!

I'm calling Christian Coalition of America, Mr. Fallwell, Vatican,
Church of Jesus Christ and Later Saints, KKK*, Unibomber, Richard The Lion Heart
and organise the crusade to RESCUE GOD and prevent futher
GOD sales,
wholesale and retail!








Serge (Mr. Florida Himself, see him at the Show!)
Thu, 23 Aug - 06:41:08 12.89.182.83 Post #: 13358


so for now i'm monitoring - chatting posting and watching.
Joe Baptista
******************

monitoring chatting....that's what KGB used to do to me!

Fuck this shit,
I'm calling FTC, FBI and report that my civil rights been violated!

Joe,
you either talk or don't talk, but don't fucking "monitor" me please!

There are 31 lawyers who "monitor" this board already,
wanna buy transcript?

;-)))
Serge (Mr. Florida Himself, see him at the Show!)
Thu, 23 Aug - 06:32:33 12.89.182.83 Post #: 13357


Rob,
I think I got what your problem is....
http://www.oprano.com/pearls.html
your Ego and
- Vick aka Nature Boy
said it best.

Look,
did I buy traffic as Serge?

nope, who the fuck is serge?

I was buying it on behalf of High Society.

Drop your Ego,
tell on whose behalf and with whose money you are buying traffic and see things change.

You work too hard.
;-(((
Serge (Everybody is Invited to a REAL Party! Eat your heart out, JoeE!)
Thu, 23 Aug - 06:24:27 12.89.182.83 Post #: 13356


cj,
I was disapointed as well, I expected more from the Master!

Nope, he won't ban TGP unless....

I rememeber the story he was telling few years ago,
it happened in audio text industry.

Him and a few others went for heavy scrubbing and initially lost money to the guys who did not.

Few months later, the guys who didn't were out of business due to backcharges.

I am surprised that what he saw coming 10 years ago he doesn't see coming now...

oh well...
Serge (Everybody is Invited to a REAL Party! Eat your heart out, JoeE!)
Thu, 23 Aug - 06:04:19 12.89.182.83 Post #: 13355


1% of webmasters make 99% of the money.
Hooper Join the 1%
Thu, 23 Aug 2001 12:48:29 - IP: 66.68.122.196 - Post # 13316


And whos fault is that? That needs to change. If you cant change the way the current game is played, change the game altogether. Introduce innovation and a new way of thinking. Stop settling for what is viewed as "the way it is" There are enough bright young minds in this industry to affect change.


If you want to change the stratification of money in this industry, change the way the money is earned. Level the playing field with new avenues of traffic and advertising innovations. Then make them come to you. The driving factor here is economics. This is not a popularoty contest, It is not spin that matters, just effectiveness. IF it works, it will win.

grimm FSN
Thu, 23 Aug - 05:26:27 24.14.133.26 Post #: 13354


rob, i'm gonna have to think about that...

:-)

serge, fm, I just finished listening to the radio show... fm didn't seem to have many ideas on 'new' directions the industry needs to take...

I take it cybererotica won't be banning tgp traffic?

:-)

cj down with free porn!!!!!!
Thu, 23 Aug - 05:07:25 203.164.2.198 Post #: 13353



hi Hooper

OPTION 1

1.04c US RAW
place code in your last console
and when surfer closes window you get paid

OPTION 2

2c US RAW
place code in your 1st or 2nd
console and when surfer closes window you get paid

the mousetrap has been designed/tested thoroughly and pulls up STAMPEDING EXITING SURFERS extremely well...

there are quite a few more BENEFITS
to the PACKAGE and details re count

interested lmk

cheers


Rob Mac ...>>>>>
Thu, 23 Aug - 04:45:03 203.54.59.115 Post #: 13352


How much are you paying per unique view rob?
Hooper Can I borrow your mind? I just lost mine.
Thu, 23 Aug - 04:12:20 66.68.122.196 Post #: 13351



cj think PROMOTION and there
lies the answer.

SPONSORS PLEASE READ:

if you want additional HARDCORE PROMOTION just SELL us traffic
from your http://www.lastconsole.com
(close window (x) forced exit)

WEEKLY PAYMENT and PER CLICK PRICES

and/or submit an informative article for publication at :

"Tell Us What You Got"
for details... click here !!
http://www.sexsponsors.com/start.html

it's PASSWORD PROTECTED and reaches 50 SPONSORS/BIG HITTERS each week !!

ANYONE OFFERING BETTER VALUE for MONEY ?? please step forward and

"Tell Us What You Got"


Rob Mac BIG TIME SPONSORS !!
Thu, 23 Aug - 04:11:26 203.54.59.115 Post #: 13350


well, ok you don't see me pissing due to lack of caring about shit and my horrendous typoes ;)))
SykkBoy it's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine
Thu, 23 Aug - 04:07:00 216.67.210.247 Post #: 13349


heheh, me too

that's you don't see me in pissing matches that often..I have very few buttons to push...I don't give fuck one about being a player, mover, shaker, innie, outie, whatever...I just have fun and never take myself too seriously ;)

yeah DarkDollars sucks with general traffic (sorry, I mean, sure it closes 1:40 all the time ;))) but tit does well with fetish, goth and teen traffic...

so when does Conversioncash go goth? we need a place for our WebTV surfers (of which quite a few are of the gothic persuasion and hate our sites being in frames ;))
SykkBoy it's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine
Thu, 23 Aug - 04:03:55 216.67.210.247 Post #: 13348


No... seriously.. i'm fucking insane & i spend at least half of my day rolling around on the floor ;-)))

I hear darkdollars is doing very well with targeted goth & fetish traffic... is that true?
Hooper Can I borrow your mind? I just lost mine.
Thu, 23 Aug - 03:56:14 66.68.122.196 Post #: 13347


-----------------------------------
that I laugh at myself more often than anybody could possibly laugh at me
------------------------------------

I find that hard to believe ;))
SykkBoy too drunk to fuck
Thu, 23 Aug - 03:45:25 216.67.210.247 Post #: 13346


.god?
the fun we could have in the atheist newgsgroups with that one ;)

hey, where's .goth? ;)

actually, I want .sykk

oh the days of Robin Nixon's TLDNS site...I think I still have the design here on my box somewhere...
SykkBoy it's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine
Thu, 23 Aug - 03:44:04 216.67.210.247 Post #: 13345


A *total joke* in the sense that I laugh at myself more often than anybody could possibly laugh at me ;-)))
Hooper Can I borrow your mind? I just lost mine.
Thu, 23 Aug - 03:41:30 66.68.122.196 Post #: 13344


----
hooper are we talking about your penis below?
----

below where?
*jumping & ducking in a confused state*

actually the blowjob comment was a total joke ;-)))
Hooper
Thu, 23 Aug - 03:37:42 66.68.122.196 Post #: 13343


---
Hooper - I'm not pitching .GOD
---

But you ARE because I'd never heard of it until you said it... & i assure you that mr cooldick doesn't come here... he's less than welcome ;-)))
Hooper
Thu, 23 Aug - 03:36:15 66.68.122.196 Post #: 13342


hooper are we talking about your penis below?


cj down with free porn!!!!!!
Thu, 23 Aug - 03:32:55 203.164.2.198 Post #: 13341


Hooper - I'm not pitching .GOD - I'm monitoring the infamous Mr. Goolnik. Good place for info on him - which see:

http://www.dot-god.com/communications/TLD_Networks_Ltd/public_announcement.html

so for now i'm monitoring - chatting posting and watching.
Joe Baptista The dot.GOD Registry, Limited
Thu, 23 Aug - 03:31:53 24.141.238.157 Post #: 13340


lol...

very very soon i promise ;-))
Hooper
Thu, 23 Aug - 03:31:39 66.68.122.196 Post #: 13339


OK hooper had to beat ya to top post..
When are you gonna let me try out your celeb program????

SimonF make celebrity dollars
Thu, 23 Aug - 03:28:26 216.103.234.169 Post #: 13338


Christ almighty... if my post is gonna stay on top I should at least get a plug out of it ;-))
Hooper Conversion Cash
Thu, 23 Aug - 03:25:32 66.68.122.196 Post #: 13337


---
i don't know about something that long
---

that's what she said last night! (drumroll ;-))

Seriously though... why are you pitching .god domains to pornographers? Isn't that about as morally despicable as selling .kids domains to us?

Your opinion please?
Hooper
Thu, 23 Aug - 02:56:56 66.68.122.196 Post #: 13336


is there Powerball lotto in Florida ?


Slavdogg software bucks - 1:100 ratios
Thu, 23 Aug - 02:55:55 63.202.22.193 Post #: 13335


well Hooper - is gofuckallofthedumbassdomaincocksuckers. available?

i'll take a wild guess and say yes.

if morons is available - then there are still many common names available - and that one is pretty uncommon. of course is it worth it.

.GOD now has 8,000 domains registered - but .GOD is an easy sell - i don't know about something that long.
Joe Baptista The dot.GOD Registry, Limited
Thu, 23 Aug - 02:33:23 24.141.238.157 Post #: 13334


Nothing personal KK...

I'll always love YOU...

I just have flashbacks of Phoenix every time you address me ;-)))
Hooper Join the .01%
Thu, 23 Aug - 02:28:58 66.68.122.196 Post #: 13333


Oh boy.
KK
Thu, 23 Aug - 02:25:41 209.181.109.209 Post #: 13332


Joe.. is .gofuckallofthedumbassdomaincocksuckers available?

Please report back asap & let all of us know whether or not i answer the telephone. Prying minds want to know!
Hooper Join the .01%
Thu, 23 Aug - 02:20:54 66.68.122.196 Post #: 13331


Sorry, son, it's more like .01%, the rest are just .moronic, period.
---

KK... while i do agree with you.. please refrain from calling me "son".

I find it to be a rather offensive and demeaning term.... right along the lines of "boy" and "kiddo".

Thanks ahead of time.
Hooper Join the 1%
Thu, 23 Aug - 02:17:36 66.68.122.196 Post #: 13330


I don't understand what you mean rob ...
you won't find me on livesexfeeds
:-)

but yes, beauty sleep from 5am to 1pm :-)

cj 2 is usually better ....
Thu, 23 Aug - 02:04:21 203.164.2.198 Post #: 13329


So is all this TGP2 stuff really taking off?

Anyone getting any traffic etc?


chris/pornoman Free Live Feeds.. Morons Accepted and Encouraged!
Thu, 23 Aug - 02:02:55 24.1.150.242 Post #: 13328


http://www.msnbc.com/news/617664.asp?pne=msn

damn... no one won the Powerball.. estimated for saturday's drawing... 280 million...


TheEnforcer Shouldn't you be Making Bank??
Thu, 23 Aug - 01:52:54 216.183.254.20 Post #: 13327


I'm on it chief :-)))

cj 2 is usually better ....
Thu, 23 Aug 2001 12:35:41 - IP: 203.164.2.198 - Post # 13314

:-))

i guess you got your beauty sleep
huh? overnight you've gone from a 10
to 99 :-))

which one is you ?
http://www.livesexfeeds.com

Rob Mac
Thu, 23 Aug - 01:46:22 203.54.59.115 Post #: 13326


Well Ulfie:

well your in luck .morons is available.

http://www.pccf.net/cgi-bin/root-servers/whereis-tld?morons

however .moron is not

http://www.pccf.net/cgi-bin/root-servers/whereis-tld?moron

and here's how you do it:

http://www.pccf.net/tld-howto/tutorial/maillist.html

are you game or are you chicken ;)

regards
joe

Joe Baptista The dot.GOD Registry, Limited
Thu, 23 Aug - 01:39:16 24.141.238.157 Post #: 13325


http://foxnews.com/story/0,2933,32657,00.html

Hmmm... i wonder if the Republicans will help her....

:-)


TheEnforcer Shouldn't you be Making Bank?
Thu, 23 Aug - 01:37:06 216.183.254.20 Post #: 13324


Why yes Mike, I vote early and often, as you suggested... ;)
KK
Thu, 23 Aug - 01:31:31 209.181.109.209 Post #: 13323


http://foxnews.com/story/0,2933,32709,00.html

I am proud to be an American!!!

ahahaha

http://www.oprano.com/caption02vote.html KK have you voted yet??


Mike AI Hey have you voted yet???!?!
Thu, 23 Aug - 01:22:15 65.34.84.86 Post #: 13322


MENI
I have no life!!!!
SimonF make celebrity dollars
Thu, 23 Aug - 01:22:13 216.103.234.169 Post #: 13321


"1% of webmasters make 99% of the money.
Hooper "
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Sorry, son, it's more like .01%, the rest are just .moronic, period. ;-}}}

It's a sad state of affairs when hordes of webmasters are led to believe their counter stats -- non-paying counters to boot -- are more important than the checks they get for this traffic.

Grimm mentioned a new foundation on Drav's show tonite -- and getting the per click value back into the realm of what it should be -- I think he's dead on the money. Any webmaster that seriously considers 1:10,000 to be acceptable ought to be banned to the .moronic domain forever.
KK
Thu, 23 Aug - 01:17:45 209.181.109.209 Post #: 13320




Ulfie that might violate the extension Serge and I have gone in the biz for .moron Please notice the subtle difference.

We are also looking into .sucker .retard ( .tard for short) .fools and of course the popular .cockholster


http://www.oprano.com/caption02vote.html Have you voted Ulfie??


Mike AI Hey have you voted yet???!?!
Thu, 23 Aug - 00:54:24 65.34.84.86 Post #: 13319


Shhhhh....don't tell anyone but soon I will be registering .morons domains. Please, I count on your discretion to keep this quiet.



Ulfie TGP2 is the future
Thu, 23 Aug - 00:49:54 208.40.151.9 Post #: 13318




Meni you are correct, I would say 80% might be a little low...

Here I am in Tampa on the computer!

http://www.oprano.com/caption02vote.html have you voted yet Meni??

Voting again is neck and neck!!


Mike AI Hey have you voted yet???!?!
Thu, 23 Aug - 00:48:37 65.34.84.86 Post #: 13317


Imagine that... I just got a blowjob while eating dinner at a movie theatre... kinda helps to save time if you just merge all of the activities...

FACT:

80% of webmasters have little or no social life.

18.5% of webmasters have worn the f5 off of their keyboard.

4% of webmasters sleep in shifts to ensure plenty of posting/reading time.

1% of webmasters make 99% of the money.
Hooper Join the 1%
Thu, 23 Aug - 00:48:29 66.68.122.196 Post #: 13316


Missy, I went OUT
imagine that
OUT
I estimate 80% of web guys
have no life

Meni Serge Likes Peanut Butter On His...
Thu, 23 Aug - 00:37:32 24.218.204.233 Post #: 13315


I believe cj has the cops covered
-----

I'm on it chief :-)))

I'm sitting here with my morning flavoured milk and cigarette listening to the archive. I LOVE listening to serge - the accent is so cute!!!!

cj 2 is usually better ....
Thu, 23 Aug - 00:35:41 203.164.2.198 Post #: 13314


Hello:

Just left message on netpond. I was told it was appropriate here too. So I have attached it here.

New update on Thomas Goolnik .SEX mascot

Well - I'm sure everyone here knows me by now. I'm the the TLD administrator for .GOD who is keeping a very close eye on one Thomas Goolnik who claims to be the exclusive registrar of .GOD, & .SEX top level domains. a.k.a. dotsex.com and dotgod.com.

Mr. Goolnik seems like a control freak. he has specifically instructed his lawyer Ari Goldberger of NJ that he shall not speak with any representative of .GOD by telephone. So I and his lawyer are restricted to communicating via email or fax. Very droll. Very childish. And just plain stupid. Ari is a good guy - he's on the right side of domain issues - more or less. So I find it a bit offensive that the lawyer has been leashed like a dog.

In any case - Thomas Goolnik has threatened to sue us for liable and slander. We think this is a positive development. I have now collected enough evidence and have committments for affidavits which will clearly show Goolnik as being a liar and we welcome a liable and slander suit to prove it so.

Please understand folks that Mr. Goolnik is not the issue here. Mr. Goolnik like any other opportunist or scondrel is taking advantage of a the usual government fuckups. And ICANN is the biggest government fuckup this world has seen. Many of you should be involved in these issues. Your freedoms are at stake. ICANN is attempting to take over the entire domain industry once managed by Dr. Jon Postel.

Now, under ICANN's administration the internet domain industry - and the internet is in tormoil. Last year we had a good block of souls leave the united states internet.

There are about 300 million users now online and some 50 - 80 million active ips at any one time on the internet. All of those system in the past used the United States Government root system to navigate. This year that number has been erroded by at least 100 million users. The People republic of China left at the biggining of the year. The new.net took over 60 million users off the USG root.

Now what does this mean to you. To me it means the internet is looking alot like Somalia. Somalia is a country with some three to five telephone companies and non of them interconnect. So if you want to make a call in Somalia you better make sure you order a phone from each telephone company.

Somalia is a dogs breakfast when it comes to telecommunication and the internet is looking alot like that. But people suck as the TLDA www.tlda.org are trying their best to pull the different systems together. And it is working - but slowly.

Mr. Goolnik is just another charlitain taking advantage of a very sad situation. Soon we will have to switch roots like the Somalians switch telephone to dial each other. It much like having two area code 212's at opposite ends of the country both sharing the same prefixs.

Like I said - a dogs breakfast. And the reson for all of this rests at the feet of ICANN. ICANN has become a government run quango and it's beginning to show.

Mr. Goolnik is nothing more nor less then an opportunist who sees a chance to make a quick buck out of the confusion. And so far he's managed to make this month in excess of $100,000 USD on 1,500 domain names ending in .SEX at $60.00 USD a piece. And ICANN is his meal ticket.

So we maybe sued soon. And I'm looking forward to it. It will give me an opportunity to educate the world. And that's why I'm here. I need your help.

I am not new to Liable and Slander suites. So I know that the intention here is not to win - but to get a court order as fast as possible so that I can be silenced. That why I'm looking for volunteers who can carry on their web pages the investigation I have made of Goolnik. These are the various pages indexed at:

http://www.dot-god.com/communications/TLD_Networks_Ltd/public_announcement.html

That's the real goal of any libel and slander proceeding. So I need people who are willing to put those web pages on their web sites so that a history of Mr. Goolniks activities exist. A record of truth while we go through this trial. Assuming there will be claim from Goolnik.

If not we intend to sue him in due time. At this time I'm trying to repair the damage he has done to our reputation through his spamming of the dot.GOD name.

So if you can help and is you have a web site where we can house copies - just in case. Send me email. Tell me about your system. And i'll make ready for this possible outcome.

regards
The dot.GOD Registry, Limited
CANADA


Joe Baptista, .GOD Archives on .SEX trash - c.o.b. Thomas Goolnik
Joe Baptista The dot.GOD Registry, Limited
Thu, 23 Aug - 00:31:19 24.141.238.157 Post #: 13313


Sharky thanks for a great dinner, and even better company...

You know Katie is not raising her own peppercorns at the condo now!

hahaha
Mike AI
Thu, 23 Aug - 00:25:30 65.34.84.86 Post #: 13312


But I'm sure I can hook you up with a garbageman or two.

MelissaD (Nobody is better than me!) In case you need proof!
Wed, 22 Aug 2001 07:40:34 - IP: 65.81.1.254 - Post # 13278
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Meni I tend to go for Italian or Aussie.

MelissaD (Nobody is better than me!) In case you need proof
Wed, 22 Aug 2001 08:27:32 - IP: 65.81.1.254 - Post # 13282

well MelissaD...i'm Aussie, with some Italian descendancy and worked as a Garbo..

so honeybun, if you refer a SPONSOR to http://www.lastconsole.com i'll let you play with me through a hole in a wall oneday :-))

NOTE for people who meet my Girlfriend in HAWAII MARCH 2002

if i cant see who it is it aint cheating..
just dont do the ol switcheroo on me :-))

"Tell Us What You Got"
has an article this week titled

TRAFFIC MANAGEMENT

it's by a Big Hitter, someone that the boards do not see and you can read it by entering your e-mail address(that shows who you are) at
http://www.sexsponsors.com/start.html


Rob Mac .
Thu, 23 Aug - 00:12:36 210.50.32.167 Post #: 13311


General...

FYI the site is not coming up in Mac OS 9.1

Id like to thank Dravyk and Electra for having me on tonight, it was a lot of fun.


grimm FSN
Thu, 23 Aug - 00:10:29 24.14.133.26 Post #: 13310


serge

thanks for releasing my new non adult program for http://www.unrealracing.com , we are starting to get some good momentum going now. we had a little problem with the stats which will flush through soon.

can i get some feedback from a few webmasters on the loading speed of this site please http://www.battletrolls.com and if there is any interest in promoting this sort of site shoot me an email



General (Once an Innovator is ALWAYS an Innovator!) Unreal Racing Affiliate
Thu, 23 Aug - 00:04:32 203.48.38.135 Post #: 13309


Excellent show Drav and Electra, this evening -- your guests made a ton of sense, had numbers to back up their ideas and a good discussion was had in chat by most all :)

Boy I can see Red's review now of todays Oprano, it might become a pearl in itself ---
KK
Wed, 22 Aug - 23:08:39 209.181.109.209 Post #: 13308


Ahhhh .. that John Miller is a faker!
Colin
Wed, 22 Aug - 22:39:25 24.164.51.72 Post #: 13307


they are missing on the Serge!
**************

darn!

I sounded lousy compared to FM...his accent is much better than mine
;-(((
Serge (Everybody is Invited to a REAL Party! Eat your heart out, JoeE!)
Wed, 22 Aug - 22:39:18 12.89.182.100 Post #: 13306


that's it, I see the big new niche site is in the making...

Firefighters!

Straight and gay!

;-)
Serge (Everybody is Invited to a REAL Party! Eat your heart out, JoeE!)
Wed, 22 Aug - 22:37:50 12.89.182.100 Post #: 13305


Melissa, if you're tossing around spare firemen...send some this way. :)

I'm sure I can put one to much better use than Serge can! ;))


Lisa Only click here if you want to make LONG TERM money!
Wed, 22 Aug - 22:04:08 61.9.208.141 Post #: 13304


Serge!

The 18 minutes are not missing on the FM vs Serge.. they are missing on the Serge! We have gone beyond regular broadcasting in perfecting the "time warp" protocol.

For my complete reference on "Performance of Time Warp Protocols for Transaction Management in Object-Oriented Systems" Please see:

http://citeseer.nj.nec.com/miller92performance.html

I did not do Nixon tape, but we had our way with his brain!! ;-))
dokk The Webmaster Calendar
Wed, 22 Aug - 22:03:10 198.78.108.11 Post #: 13303


Guys, my AT&T connection fucked up and I can't answer e-mail
;-(((

Colin,
YES!

MelissaD,
your place or Firehouse?

Lensman,
Yes, if you lower it by $50,000

Dokk,
there are 18 minutes missing on the
FM vs. Serge
are you the one who recordered Nixon's tape?

Somethign was edited also:
the voice sounds as mine, but I never said
"Kaiser, you may now kiss the bride in the ass"
Serge (Everybody is Invited to a REAL Party! Eat your heart out, JoeE!)
Wed, 22 Aug - 21:35:48 65.149.124.174 Post #: 13302


Serge I'm sure I can throw a couple of firemen your way when you are in florida again :)

I'm going to do my other job (be mommy) Night :)
MelissaD (Nobody is better than me!) <---- In case you need proof
Wed, 22 Aug - 21:26:48 65.81.1.254 Post #: 13301