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Well there were some great captions, Serge and I fought for 2 hours over which 10 would make it to the finals.

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and Red, and Ed and we almost called the lawyers,
it was that intense!

I think Netponders give former Netponder Nick an unfair advantge...
Serge (Everybody is Invited to a REAL Party! Eat your heart out, JoeE!) Dravyk Rules!

no, he went to a bar looking inspiration in vodka....

I hope he'll find some whore instead and come back tomorrow with a smile from ear to ear...
;-)
Serge (Everybody is Invited to a REAL Party! Eat your heart out, JoeE!)

Well there were some great captions, Serge and I fought for 2 hours over which 10 would make it to the finals.

So please go vote http://www.oprano.com/caption02vote.html and put in your 2 cents!!!

Remember voting is going to be limited to 24 hours!!

I am in Tampa - going to go eat dinner with Sharky and his beautiful wife!

Life is good!
Mike AI Vote early and often!!!

What did Meni take his toys and go home???

MelissaD (Nobody is better than me!)

sure, Colin,

I consider the regularity of large powers of an ideal sheaf on projective space. The asymptotic regularity is the limit Lim I^n/n. This limit is the reciprical of the Seshadri constant of the blowup of I.

I agree with my cousin who haven't gone to Yale,
and what do you have to say about that?
Serge (Everybody is Invited to a REAL Party! Eat your heart out, JoeE!)

Serge,

Say something smart.
Colin

Jesus was Jewish?!!!

He look Italian in all the portraits ;)
Colin Jesus

Sergey, ask the webmasters who hung out with me.
I'm fun personified
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last time I saw you at Terry's
"Going on the cruise" party-
you bore me to death....
;-(((
Serge (Everybody is Invited to a REAL Party! Eat your heart out, JoeE!)

Forest,
here is a lesson #2 for today.

If you want shut somebody up-
what is the best way to do it:

1) tell him to shut up.

2) ask him to say something smart.

Yes, you guessed it,
#2.

After I got tired of pulling Dig's and his community house residents posts-
I ICQ'd him-
you were unbanned-
you may post again and...
we never saw him here since!
;-)))

I asked Meni to say something funny and...
that was the end of Meni's carrer as promoter...

let's try what you have learned today tomorrow.
;-)))
Serge (Everybody is Invited to a REAL Party! Eat your heart out, JoeE!)

Sergey, ask the webmasters who hung out with me.
I'm fun personified
hee hee

OK Serge, I'm going to drink
Stoli Vodka
Russian Right?
fuck Absolut
see ya tomorrow my love
Meni Serge Likes Peanut Butter On His...

Meni,
can you say something funny?

cocks, shmocks, eyebrows....

you've been laughed a lot at
care to show that you can laugh at others too?

c'mon, you can do better....

compose your thoughts, relax...and try again.

If you say something really funny-
you get FREE JJ promo here! for 1 WEEK!!!
Serge (Everybody is Invited to a REAL Party! Eat your heart out, JoeE!)

Got any Russian cock?
Meni Serge Likes Peanut Butter On His...

Sweetie, any meat is fine with me.
And did I mention? I can lick my eyebrows.

Meni Serge Likes Peanut Butter On His...

Meni I tend to go for Italian or Aussie.

Do you prefer your garbagemen fair or dark? I'll start posting some ads for you :)
MelissaD (Nobody is better than me!) In case you need proof

Serge, OK, maybe i got the name wrong.
You figure it out, unless he's lying.

Grimm, my bad, yes I taught you how to pick up guys, same way whats his name did in Traffic.
condom in cigs

Missy, got any greek you?
want some?
Meni Serge Likes Peanut Butter On His...

that's it! no more talking shop!

Meni
that should hurt!
;-))

"But I'm sure I can hook you up with a garbageman or two."

Serge (Everybody is Invited to a REAL Party! Eat your heart out, JoeE!)

Colin..funny stuff

i see the x10 cameras advertised everywhere. i want to know numbers:)

"Serge, I taught Grimm how to pick up chicks "

you mean guys, right, and i never learned as well as you.

Grimm FSN

Meni

I'm scared of you in a hot tub, only if I can bring a couple of my firemen with me.

But I'm sure I can hook you up with a garbageman or two.

Boca mall is nice but all your hotties will be back in junior high, Meni.

Well Serge, let's just say that I don't do guys with God complexes :)
MelissaD (Nobody is better than me!) In case you need proof!

Serge, Donny got a month pass to a gym in Boca, Michaels?
Valet parking? hee hee
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Meni, Michaels is a restaurant, not GYM.

Tell Donny that if he visits it every day-
he'll be fat beyond his means
;-))
Serge (Everybody is Invited to a REAL Party! Eat your heart out, JoeE!) Meni, meni, meni...the whole page of meni and nothing else!

Melissa,
Jesus was Jewish too!

don't be picky, please!

I forgot, but something like either
pickiness or prickiness
gives us all a bad name!
;-)))
Serge Meni, meni, meni...the whole page of meni and nothing else!

Missy, I'm feeling strong emotions now...
slow down
Meni Jenna Cash

Missy, I'll be in town Sept 20 - 23.
I might have trouble working MikeW's hot tub, can you help?

Serge, will tub with me too?

I miss the Boca mall, nice hot Boca babes.
Serge, Donny got a month pass to a gym in Boca, Michaels?
Valet parking? hee hee

S FL kicks ass
Meni Jenna Cash

Serge being the nice Jewish American Princess that I am, Jesus is way off limits I'm sticking to the paramedics and the firemen...

I believe cj has the cops covered

What uniform are you covering Meni? Garbage men?

Meni its soo easy to pick you I just can't help it... :)
MelissaD (Nobody is better than me!) In case you need proof!

Kalimera, Meni!
Serge Meni, meni, meni...the whole page of meni and nothing else!

My uterus is in great shape
bring it on boys
pound me hard
yeah
Meni Jenna Cash

Meni, you went to GYN, we saw you!
;-))

Serge (General's New Proggy is HERE!)

Yasou

5 pm, I went to the GYM
yes
GYM
someone mentioned Steroids
here you go son
www.ttokkyo.com.mx
need spikes? let me know

How ironice he brings up Juice
I know a little bit about it

Meni Jenna Cash

In 2 years Serge, you may be dead.
Do you smoke?

Meni
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Meni,
1) you stop posting at 5 pm SHARP,
do you punch the clock too?

2)
I don't smoke
I don't fuck
I don't sleep
I don't drink
I don't inhale
I don't fly
and I'll dance greek
"yassu" on your funeral, and wear a pink tuxedo, and drink Ouzo.

I think we gonna have group gang bang in your honor too!
;-))

Serge (General's New Proggy is HERE!)

Stuntal,
You live in Boca?
Meni Jenna Cash

bodyguard and posse
OK Snoop

Meni Jenna Cash

hee hee

Serge, I'm smart enough to put Hustler.com on our exit page
and its converts great.

Serge, I invented the wheel too.

Serge, I taught Ian Thorpe how to swim

Serge, I taught Grimm how to pick up chicks

Serge, I taught Simon Flynn how to barter for ......

Serge, I taught Brad Shaw how make pizza

In 2 years Serge, you may be dead.
Do you smoke?

Meni Jenna Cash

Grimm .. wanna buy an x10 camera?
Colin Grimm Live!

does anyone have any experience advertising those x10 cameras?
grimm FSN

My nick has been stuntal before the internet,back when I use to do a TV show. In those days Serge use to drive cab in NYC.
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got it!

you are some prick I NEVER knew.

are you shy and just wanna blend in?

Ok, concider yourself blened...

NEXT!
;-)
Serge Vote Early, Vote Often...

954 is Ft Laudeadale Brad
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)

http://www.jesus.com/multimedia/jesusbathes/melissa1.html

Melissa,
I thought you like firefighters and nurses...

he doesn't look like a nurse to me...
;-))
Serge I believe in miracles...

I believe in Jesus BEFORE you became
"stuntal" and were using another name
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My nick has been stuntal before the internet,back when I use to do a TV show. In those days Serge use to drive cab in NYC.
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No more time for piss, have to get ready to go to NY Prime. Speek later Serge.
Stuntal SERGE DOES NY PRIME

Anyone know where area code 954 is?
Brad Shaw Deep Oral Girls

Not to worry, Serge! He's still alive and kicking, and shit... he's even in the content biz...

http://www.jesus.com/multimedia/jesu
sbathes/
EricF PornPayout.com

Edd, broken icons on the V results, dude. :( Thought you should know.

Dravyk TGP 2 on SP 2Nite

I believe in Jesus BEFORE you became
"stuntal" and were using another name
;-))
Serge I believe in miracles...

Ok, gang - its time to vote for your favorite caption! this week's contest had so many good entries that we had to rewrite the script to allow for 10 top captions! Now its up to all of you to pick the best one! http://www.oprano.com/caption.html

Go cast your vote NOW!!

Edd (Sneaky Ninja Webmaster)

Damn.. TGP2 is going to be the subject of three different shows in the next two days
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And dont forget about the LIVE interactive Town Hall Meeting from Miami with real time audio/video and chat Thanx to http://www.4playradio.com

I will be hosting the session with Taz and Ulfie....We will answer all TGP2 related questions asked my the Guest at the meeting as well as Online.

AND...

We will be giving away 2 copies of the new http://www.tgp2submitter.com/

and several HUGE surprises about some Prettttyyy Biggggg Players who are kicking in for the TGP2's sucess!!!

11am...be there or be L7
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)

Bullshit!

I don't break the law,
I only eat pussys between 130 and 310 pounds!
************************************No Serge just the pussy is 10 lbs not the whole body.
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Jesus Maria! the aqusations I have to deal with during the day!
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Since when do you believe in Jesus

Stuntal

Damn.. TGP2 is going to be the subject of three different shows in the next two days... should give it a boost.. still hoping to see some big tgpsites hop aboard though...

TheEnforcer Start Making Bank today!

Seeeeeeeeeee

Crime doesnt pay!

Well it may pay for a while but.....

Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)

OUCH!!!

Simon's shares fell $2.35, or 77 percent, to close at 70 cents on the Nasdaq after hitting an all-time low of 19 cents earlier in the session.
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Thanx Ladies!!!!

Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)

Serge, it was nice chatting with you - I'm headed home :) have a good night!

Take care,
- Cecil

Cecil ClickMAN

But Serge do you eat 10 lb pussys
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Bullshit!

I don't break the law,
I only eat pussys between 130 and 310 pounds!

Jesus Maria! the aqusations I have to deal with during the day!

This job makes me lose hairs fast!
Serge Aren't we lucky Meni taught Mr. Flynt how to do business?

Forrest:

http://www.accessatlanta.com/ajc/metro/mcdonalds/0822main.html

All the fun stuff happens in Atlanta ;)
Peaches

http://reuters.com/news_article.jhtml?type=businessnews&StoryID=174710
KK

Thanx KK....

Hmmmmmmmmm rigged Monoply games...

No Wonder I never won!!!!!
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)

Took the day off yesterday Serge, still playing catch up today --

Let me see if I can find a link for you forest, seems that for the last several years the McDonalds Monopoly game has been rigged...
KK

I don't eat 10 lb lobsters.
2 pounders are the MAX, everythig else is too sturdy...
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But Serge do you eat 10 lb pussys
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Tell Meni in the us we pay in dead presidents printed on green paper, not pecos.That was the problem with Meni playing Monopoly, the game is based in the wrong currency.
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Serge, you can start going to NY Prime now,they started serving borsh
Stuntal

What on earth are you feeding that dog??

;-}}}
KK
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and I was wondering, "where is KK"?

I was about to ICQ you...

you came at the exact moment when I was pushing your number
;-)))
Serge (General's New Proggy is HERE!) Aren't we lucky Meni taught Mr. Flynt how to do business?

mickey-mouse-meni-jjcash...
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Serge,,

Leave Mickey Mouse out of this please...

He has CLASS

Meni doesnt
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)

we wanted out of the ISP Dialup bizz so we could focus on the real $$$ makers (hosting/programming) :))

Cecil ClickMAN
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Cecil,
I gotta be honest,
I do not...I was Scott's Man and after your relations severed with him,
I stopped following your company.

I can't be everywhere, despite the popular believes
;-)))
Serge Aren't we lucky Meni taught Mr. Flynt how to do business?

Forest remeber our early days here at oprano when we urinated together?

Headless TGP2 Debate tonight! Click here
Wed, 22 Aug 2001 05:22:51 - IP: 208.48.239.165 - Post # 13234
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Ahhhhhhhhh Headless Those were the dayssssssss

It was called something else way back then...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... ;)

KK,
McD's scandel...What where who...I havent heard

Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)

SERGE
They have 10 lb lobsters at NY Prime.
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I don't eat 10 lb lobsters.
2 pounders are the MAX, everythig else is too sturdy...

I think Meni is trying to play the boards the way Serge did 2 years ago.
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we know that and he is lousy at it.

can you forsee something like that
2 years from now between me and Meni?
http://www.webmasterlive.com/asx_files/fms28.asx

I don't think so....

But it's great to see the old pissing matches back again led by the biggest and best at it Serge
Stuntal
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pissing matches my ass!
bugger is a pain in the ass and bothers us from discussing real progies instead of mickey-mouse-meni-jjcash...
Serge Aren't we lucky Meni taught Mr. Flynt how to do business?

Interesting you'd reference Monopoly there Forest, given the McDonalds game scam...

;-}}}
KK

Forest remeber our early days here at oprano when we urinated together?

Headless TGP2 Debate tonight! Click here

Colin
Colin But Where's Grimm?

I think Meni is trying to play the boards the way Serge did 2 years ago. But it's great to see the old pissing matches back again led by the biggest and best at it Serge
Stuntal
Wed, 22 Aug 2001 05:17:12 - IP: 172.146.83.204 - Post # 13227
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The only board Meni knows how to play is Monopoly....But he keeps getting confused on the Money Part
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)

Serge, you might remeber ComWeb from the old days.. thats what our company was called before it became ClickMAN - we sold Comweb to InternetNebraska a couple years ago.. we wanted out of the ISP Dialup bizz so we could focus on the real $$$ makers (hosting/programming) :))

Cecil ClickMAN

TGP2 is the CRAZEEEEEEE

Taz and I are on Tommorrow night!!!

MaxCash Live

Looking forward to it Sharky!!!

Then its OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF to

MIAMI.......

Pina Colada.....woohoooohooohooooo
Forest (Pithy is as pithy does)

Serge, You might know me.. I've done the webmaster scene for awhile.. still do a little but mostly crap sites and nothing too big.. just suplimental income basically..

Cecil ClickMAN

"I gotta buy Zhora;s food, can you take over for a few hours?"
-----------------
What on earth are you feeding that dog??

;-}}}
KK

SERGE
They have 10 lb lobsters at NY Prime.
I think they ordered it for Brad but he never showed up. But there is only one problem with NY Prime, There is no early bird.
I think Meni is trying to play the boards the way Serge did 2 years ago. But it's great to see the old pissing matches back again led by the biggest and best at it Serge
Stuntal

Join me on Sounding Point tonight at 7.30pm Eastern, 4.30pm Pacific when the topic will be "TGP2s". :-) What a shock!

Our guests:

Colin Delia of Building An Empire and Colin's Thumbs
http://www.buildinganempire.com
http://www.colinsthumbs.com

Grimm of Free Sites Network (FSN)
http://www.fsn.net

LudeDude of TGP2 Submitter and BareFantasy TGP2
http://www.tgp2submitter.com
http://www.barefantasy.com

Audio can be accessed from the website or via IRC at: irc.webmasterlive.com port 6667 #live

Dravyk Sounding Point in 2 hours

Serge,

The very same... but he (we) don't do buisness with Scott anymore.. not for a few years now..

it was sort of a vacation / buisness meeting (you know the routine!) lol..

He's scheduled to arrive at 6pm (CST) if his flight isn't late..

Cecil ClickMAN

Take care,
- Cecil
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Cecil.....your name sounds familiar too!

I bet I can find it in SSS, Inc D/B!

what a small world!?
;-)
Serge Aren't we lucky Meni taught Mr. Flynt how to do business?

ahhh, Robert Suduth.....
I know Robert Suduth,
he is the man!

is he going to Australia? meeting with Scott Phillips?
I rememebr Robert from the good ole days,
I think Oprano is on his pipe too!
;-))
Serge Aren't we lucky Meni taught Mr. Flynt how to do business?

Colin,
who?
where?
with whom?
for how much?

Serge Aren't we lucky Meni taught Mr. Flynt how to do business?

Serge, tracey had to leave and pick up her little one.. but I'd be glad to answer your question - Robert is Robert Sudduth.. the owner of ClickMAN and ServerGod..

Take care,
- Cecil

Cecil ClickMAN

Serge,

Doesn't someone have to be fruitful?
Colin

BULLSHIT!@

Cant you burry a post any faster?

JESUS!
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Headless,
BTW,
was it GOFUCKYOURSELF with the
SMILE or without?
Serge Aren't we lucky Meni taught Mr. Flynt how to do business?

Headless, I didn't say that!!!

I said

Go Forth and Multiply!
;-))
Serge Aren't we lucky Meni taught Mr. Flynt how to do business?

Confucy,
due to your request
(AND DON'T SAY I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!)

8K Low Bandwidth
http://www.webmasterlive.com/asx_files/fms8.asx

28K Medium Bandwidth
http://www.webmasterlive.com/asx_files/fms28.asx

56K High Bandwidth
http://www.webmasterlive.com/asx_files/fms56.asx

peace,

dokk
Serge Aren't we lucky Meni taught Mr. Flynt how to do business?

"I gotta buy Zhora;s food, can you take over for a few hours?"

Sure! Is the check in the mail?

If not, you can take your own advice and "GOFUCKYOURSELF"

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Tracey,
I believe you, you sound sincere....

who is Robert?
Serge Aren't we lucky Meni taught Mr. Flynt how to do business?

I am posting on behalf of Robert, the owner of ClickMAN who is currently on his way back from Australia. He will be back in the office in about 2 hours. He has asked me to explain that the person who answered the phone in regards to payout does not normally handle that department and was simply trying to be helpful. We handle payouts for multiple companies and she looked up the company name in question in the wrong account. Robert will look into this as soon as he gets to the office from the airport. He requested I post this message because he did not want it to appear that there is any problem with anyone's payout. We have been handling payouts for several companies for quite some time and have always run a very organized and trustworthy business. Robert does not want the previous post reflecting badly upon this good reputation we have worked so hard to build.
Tracey ClickMAN

Headless,
it's you who is a fucking comedian now!

ok, so be it,
I gotta buy Zhora;s food, can you take over for a few hours?
Serge Aren't we lucky Meni taught Mr. Flynt how to do business?

"WHY was I osrtracized?"

Last i heard jaYMan was paitning yours with pink pocadots.

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Colin, hopefuly after tonight we can give the tgp2 movement a very nice push. This way we all put more $$$ into our pockects!

I think we will see alof of headway tonight!

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Seems like you got c&d's on your mind big boy!

Headless
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Of course I do!!!!

Everybody whom I respect and love in this industry got theirs except me!

(not that I envy them! ;-))

WHY was I osrtracized?
Serge Aren't we lucky Meni taught Mr. Flynt how to do business?

That's a good one Headless .. Grimm , Lude Dude, and I will be the warm-up act then ..

Grimm and I are playing "Good cop, bad cop" (I haven't talked to Lude Dude" yet. Grimm's going to be nice and I'm going to be a complete dick.
(Nice to see our roles reversed, eh?)

Grimm seems to be missing in action .. if he doesn't show up in the next few hours .. Dravyk says we get to
"play 20 Questions with a vibrator."

Is he telling me the answer ahead of time? I don't get it. He's fuckin' weird.

Colin Where's Grimm?

Hey, Jonte, lookey here what I found on Netpond!

Meni, you sure you are friends with this guy????????

QUOTE:
Just a scam or a light screw?
http://www.bizarreentertainment.com
this scammer doesn't pay! he claims to run a rev-share program
and trys to make it look like your getting payed by IBILL but ibill doesn't
he plainly is screwing the webmasters! hes using the ibill theme and there stats only..but is like the wind! Hey! Chris Moloney are you going to pay? today? Like I said IBILL is aware of your methods
sir.. and there investigating you! Be honest and stop the burning now!
reply.. Stating when your sending me the checks owed to me..
waiting for your reply: Dave@starhunter.com
Theres no phone number and this Con's emails Don't work either..
any Dirt on this idiot? email me today!

Spiderweb Corporation Moloney, Chris spiderweb@winning.com
High St and Corn Alley
St Johns, na 0000
AG

"Jive", Getting screwed by this owner!
Wed Aug 22 16:06:05 2001 - 24.78.87.18 - message #157191
http://www.netpond.com/msgboard/

Serge Aren't we lucky Meni taught Mr. Flynt how to do business?

Serge, not at all!

Seems like you got c&d's on your mind big boy!

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So you want the jiggy?
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are you fishing for C & D again????

no jiggies, no niggies and other shit here, please!

and for the record:

he is not buttboy also!

OMG, why people come to ruin our business with legal expences?

Serge Aren't we lucky Meni taught Mr. Flynt how to do business?

Stuntal,
I don't like NY Prime
;-(((

Red meat isn't good for you,
I'm a sea food lover....

I'm not a Rascal House lover,
fuckers don't pay me royalties
;-(((

...and I don't think we ever met,
people who know me would never suggest NY Prime,
I only eat cat meat and pussy, that's all!
Serge Aren't we lucky Meni taught Mr. Flynt how to do business?

So you want the jiggy?

Tonight at 9:00 PM EST on http://www.plrradio.com the topic will be TGP2

Tonights Special Guests are:

Midnight from http://www.tgp2submitter.com

Robbie from http://www.ampland.com and http://www.al4a.com

The goal of tonight's show is to try to find a common ground between the original tgp concept and the newer tgp2 concept. This is sure to be one HOT debate!

Both guests are well rounded in each field and will be on air to share there thoughts and opinions on the new emerging tgp2 movement.

This is one show you will NOT want to miss!
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Anyways... back to business.
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Hooper, it's getting late...business after 6 pm eastern?????

we'll have Voting Booth set up at
http://www.oprano.com/caption.html
tonite,

VOTING DAY is a Union Day Off!
;-))

Serge (General's New Proggy is HERE!) Got Milk? we'll billk it!

MENI
You do not want to piss with Serge. He dug a hole in his back yard in Boca and made a whole lake with his Piss.
Serge is so well known in Boca that they named a sandwich after him at the Rascal House, It's called shaven thin.I guess they knew him from before he was retired.He goes there daily for the early bird.
Serge: Drop into NY Prime after you finish at the rascal house, I will be there around 7:30.
Stuntal

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