Our Industry is Surreal

Dravyk · 10-03-2008

Sigh. There are times when this industry very much resembles a Fellini movie.

Take this press release I received today of a robbery during the middle of a porn shoot.

Tonight'a Bukkake directed by Jim Powers for JM Productions was interrupted by an armed robbery. The suspect put a handgun to the head of production manager Johnny Thrust and demanded all the money out of drawer. The Bukkake participants are paid $75 each in cash; as such over $3,500 was stolen by the robber. The Los Angeles Police Department is looking for the suspect described by Thrust as a light skinned male in his late twenties, mixed race, with short brown hair and a mustache, approximately six foot tall, wearing a Los Angeles Dodgers Satin jacket over a bulletproof vest. Jim Powers is offering a $1,000 reward for any information leading to the arrest of the suspect. Miraculously Powers held the group of Bukkake guys together and the shoot went off without a hitch. Ms. Ami Emerson was successful in her World Record Breaking attempt. She ate 71 loads of fried cum that I prepared into an omelet. Powers is quoted as saying, "While I am very proud of Ami and congratulate her on The World Record, I am more upset about the robbery than you can imagine. I am asking anyone out there who has information to please come forward and help us apprehend this individual."

gonzo · 10-03-2008

Porno Dan send you this?

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Sigh. There are times when this industry very much resembles a Fellini movie.

Take this press release I received today of a robbery during the middle of a porn shoot.

Tonight'a Bukkake directed by Jim Powers for JM Productions was interrupted by an armed robbery. The suspect put a handgun to the head of production manager Johnny Thrust and demanded all the money out of drawer. The Bukkake participants are paid $75 each in cash; as such over $3,500 was stolen by the robber. The Los Angeles Police Department is looking for the suspect described by Thrust as a light skinned male in his late twenties, mixed race, with short brown hair and a mustache, approximately six foot tall, wearing a Los Angeles Dodgers Satin jacket over a bulletproof vest. Jim Powers is offering a $1,000 reward for any information leading to the arrest of the suspect. Miraculously Powers held the group of Bukkake guys together and the shoot went off without a hitch. Ms. Ami Emerson was successful in her World Record Breaking attempt. She ate 71 loads of fried cum that I prepared into an omelet. Powers is quoted as saying, "While I am very proud of Ami and congratulate her on The World Record, I am more upset about the robbery than you can imagine. I am asking anyone out there who has information to please come forward and help us apprehend this individual."

Dravyk · 10-03-2008

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Originally Posted by gonzo

Porno Dan send you this?

Who? Naw we get press releases sent to AllOfEm all the time. This one came from someone named Ted.

RawAlex · 10-03-2008

Why let a little robbery get in the way of a major bukkuke omlette?

Cue the duck!

Dravyk · 10-03-2008

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Originally Posted by RawAlex

Why let a little robbery get in the way of a major bukkuke omlette?

Cue the duck!

Ya get $100 if ya say the magic phrase.

Hell Puppy · 10-03-2008

So how come Porno Dan whores everywhere but here?

Someone should talk to his damned boss...

TheEnforcer · 10-03-2008

Well, thst is one odd news item.

DannyCox · 10-03-2008

Dan posted that all over the place.

Pic below....

Dravyk · 10-03-2008

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Originally Posted by DannyCox

Dan posted that all over the place.

White omelets are all the rage now adays. ... Good protein.

10-03-2008	#1
Dravyk Easy Like Sunday Morning Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Behind a couch, somewhere in Philly Posts: 7,628	Our Industry is Surreal Sigh. There are times when this industry very much resembles a Fellini movie. Take this press release I received today of a robbery during the middle of a porn shoot. Tonight'a Bukkake directed by Jim Powers for JM Productions was interrupted by an armed robbery. The suspect put a handgun to the head of production manager Johnny Thrust and demanded all the money out of drawer. The Bukkake participants are paid $75 each in cash; as such over $3,500 was stolen by the robber. The Los Angeles Police Department is looking for the suspect described by Thrust as a light skinned male in his late twenties, mixed race, with short brown hair and a mustache, approximately six foot tall, wearing a Los Angeles Dodgers Satin jacket over a bulletproof vest. Jim Powers is offering a $1,000 reward for any information leading to the arrest of the suspect. Miraculously Powers held the group of Bukkake guys together and the shoot went off without a hitch. Ms. Ami Emerson was successful in her World Record Breaking attempt. She ate 71 loads of fried cum that I prepared into an omelet. Powers is quoted as saying, "While I am very proud of Ami and congratulate her on The World Record, I am more upset about the robbery than you can imagine. I am asking anyone out there who has information to please come forward and help us apprehend this individual." __________________ All Of 'Em Mainstream Webmasters New: WebmasterConventions.com

10-03-2008	#4
RawAlex Members $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 4,036	Re: Our Industry is Surreal Why let a little robbery get in the way of a major bukkuke omlette? Cue the duck! __________________ Let's go to the edge of disaster Push the pedal and go a little faster Let's slam into a wall at ramming speed Let's go to the edge of a mountain Jump off and lets start countin' Hit the ground and tell me if it bleeds

10-03-2008	#6
Hell Puppy Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 6,523	Re: Our Industry is Surreal So how come Porno Dan whores everywhere but here? Someone should talk to his damned boss...

10-03-2008	#7
TheEnforcer Scored VIP to Anton's Piss Tank Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 8,781	Re: Our Industry is Surreal Well, thst is one odd news item.