Free Jordan Capri!!!

[gonzo]

Now the mainstream bloggers are making fun of Steve Lightspeed...
I should start a poll on 06's top 10 marketing fuck ups.
I wonder who would win Steve Lightspeed or Legendary "Zango" Lars


Spunky Jordan Capri talked with me about her brief retirement from porn and her "stolen" sex tape. I doubt she was pleased with the interview and I can't say I blame her.

Zack: I'm a big fan of your site! Thanks for talking with me!
JordiLamoure: oh no problem thanks 4 talking with ME!
Zack: Were you shocked when your own production company stole your honeymoon sex tape and decided to release it?
JordiLamoure: that was 2 prevent some1 else from proffitting
Zack: Were you at all shaken when you realized your Q-rating was lower than Dustin Diamond's?
JordiLamoure: my what?
Zack: Don't worry, it's just a number that indicates the sum total of your value as a human being.
JordiLamoure: whos dustin diamond?
Zack: He's kind of like you but with viagra and a beard instead of boy shorts and droopy eyes.
JordiLamoure: go 2 hell
Zack: You're like a drowsy anime character.
JordiLamoure has disconnected****

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[edward]

a drowsy anime character id like to F

[Hell Puppy]

I dont know that I'd consider it a fuck up. Probably didn't work exactly how en envisioned it....people aren't quite as stupid as he thought.

But still, if you've got a girl who has a bit of a following and now is ready to do hardcore, you want to pop that as hard as you can. He likely not only drew in all of her old fans who were dying to see it, but likely did get some new ones even if it didn't blow up as big as planned.

Dont know what he paid her to make it happen. Assuming it was points and maybe a downside guarantee, there's no way to lose unless he set the downside ridiculously high. And I doubt he's that dumb.