what I love to hate

spazlabz · 08-22-2006

adult flash sites (pay or affiliate areas)
and not just sites that have flash but i mean an entire interface built around flash with all the fancy-schmancy swish sounds and beeps and boops like its all hi-tech and shit....
ya know what?
seriously
that shit died a well deserved death like in 1999
so when i go to a site that has all flash... thats exactly what I think... its all flash and no guts... and when it launches new windows or takes over my browsers i am disinclined to do ANYTHING with that company EVER in the future....... so FUCK OFF!

spaz

Hell Puppy · 08-23-2006

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

adult flash sites (pay or affiliate areas)
and not just sites that have flash but i mean an entire interface built around flash with all the fancy-schmancy swish sounds and beeps and boops like its all hi-tech and shit....
ya know what?
seriously
that shit died a well deserved death like in 1999
so when i go to a site that has all flash... thats exactly what I think... its all flash and no guts... and when it launches new windows or takes over my browsers i am disinclined to do ANYTHING with that company EVER in the future....... so FUCK OFF!

spaz

I agree.

My favorite words ever since flash came to be have been "skip intro".

Flash is the web equivalent of putting a spoiler and hood scoop on a hyundai.

sarettah · 08-23-2006

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Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Flash is the web equivalent of putting a spoiler and hood scoop on a hyundai.

Why you dissing my ride dude?

softball · 08-23-2006

nothing wrong with making a Hyundai go faster. LOL

My pet peeve is sound on adult sites. Imagine, some guy holed up in the corner or his office enjoying a little stimulation and all of a sudden some chick is yelling "Fuck me". He is so busted. Bad for business.

spazlabz · 08-23-2006

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Originally Posted by rhetorical

nothing wrong with making a Hyundai go faster. LOL

My pet peeve is sound on adult sites. Imagine, some guy holed up in the corner or his office enjoying a little stimulation and all of a sudden some chick is yelling "Fuck me". He is so busted. Bad for business.

"You have reached the super secret website of......" that fucking talking add cost some one i KNOW their job. I didn't understand why it was popular back then I never met a single person either webmaster or surfer who liked those adds

spaz

Rcourt64 · 08-23-2006

ok,? So if Im understanding this correctly, it's a "no-no" to embed flashy Hyundai's with thumbing sounds on adult websites?

Gotcha

Damn, always learnin' something new around here, "U go oprano"

MaskTVMaura · 08-23-2006

I agree on skipping those stupid flash website intros... it's all just about the designer jerking off to their own work. "Ooohh, look at my design... isn't it just so bad ass?" Completely unnecessary and a waste of time.

spazlabz · 08-23-2006

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Originally Posted by MaskTVMaura

I agree on skipping those stupid flash website intros... it's all just about the designer jerking off to their own work. "Ooohh, look at my design... isn't it just so bad ass?" Completely unnecessary and a waste of time.

oh here is whats worse... the site i was referring to was an affiliate program and there was NO Skip Intro option... the entire site is built on flash!!

my reaction to it was 'neato... geewhiz... cool.... don't you just impress yourself?..."

spaz

JohnV · 08-23-2006

Agreed! In the adult biz, it's simply fluff and a waste of time (for the most part)....it certainly has it's place in the mainstream world where when launching a new product (automobiles come to mind of course ;-) works beautifully IMO. Oh, they better have the famous "skip intro" placed in plain site tho.

08-22-2006	#1
spazlabz Payserve SUX Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,988	what I love to hate adult flash sites (pay or affiliate areas) and not just sites that have flash but i mean an entire interface built around flash with all the fancy-schmancy swish sounds and beeps and boops like its all hi-tech and shit.... ya know what? seriously that shit died a well deserved death like in 1999 so when i go to a site that has all flash... thats exactly what I think... its all flash and no guts... and when it launches new windows or takes over my browsers i am disinclined to do ANYTHING with that company EVER in the future....... so FUCK OFF! spaz __________________ Kenny's Pennies awesome fetish content that actually sells!

08-23-2006	#4
softball Members Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 6,165	Re: what I love to hate nothing wrong with making a Hyundai go faster. LOL My pet peeve is sound on adult sites. Imagine, some guy holed up in the corner or his office enjoying a little stimulation and all of a sudden some chick is yelling "Fuck me". He is so busted. Bad for business.

08-23-2006	#6
Rcourt64 Filling Bishop's Pond Respin bullshit press Your Comments Are Welcomed Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,942	Re: what I love to hate ok,? So if Im understanding this correctly, it's a "no-no" to embed flashy Hyundai's with thumbing sounds on adult websites? Gotcha Damn, always learnin' something new around here, "U go oprano"

08-23-2006	#7
MaskTVMaura Come get your medicine... Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Vancouver, Canada Posts: 145	Re: what I love to hate I agree on skipping those stupid flash website intros... it's all just about the designer jerking off to their own work. "Ooohh, look at my design... isn't it just so bad ass?" Completely unnecessary and a waste of time. __________________ Maura Ingraham Director / Producer M Squared Productions ICQ: 292 824 444 maura l @ l masktv l dot l com

08-23-2006	#9
JohnV Underboss Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 137	Re: what I love to hate Agreed! In the adult biz, it's simply fluff and a waste of time (for the most part)....it certainly has it's place in the mainstream world where when launching a new product (automobiles come to mind of course ;-) works beautifully IMO. Oh, they better have the famous "skip intro" placed in plain site tho. __________________ ICQ: 153-043-903 SKYPE: JohnnyV17 ///ARS