Women Sues Cause Hot Poppers Were Hot

[Dravyk]

Woman Sues Pizza Hut Over Burned Chin

http://www.mcall.com/sns-othernews-1...,7003208.story

A woman is suing the Pizza Hut in Lehighton, Pa., because the hot poppers she ordered as an appetizer were, well, hot and popped when she bit into them.

Sorana Georgescu-Hassanin claims she may be permanently impaired because the ''excessively hot'' oil in the deep-fried, cheese-stuffed hot pepper severely burned her chin.

Her husband, Hatem Hassanin, is suing for the loss of companionship and comfort of his wife.

They are suing Pizza Hut for at least $25,000 each.

The suit names the Dallas corporation and Richard Whitson, who owns the Lehighton franchise and his company, QSM, LLC. It says they failed to warn Sorana Georgescu-Hassanin the appetizers were hot and neglected to drain the oil from them.

Whitson declined to comment, other than to say, ''The incident took place before I owned the store.'' He bought the franchise in April.

Pizza Hut spokeswoman Julie Hildebrand said the company would not comment on pending litigation.

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The link that took me to this article said .... and the husband's suing cause she can't give blow jobs no more.

[Roofert]

Why blame other people if you don't know how to control your compulsive appetite?

[Red]

She may win, just like the hot coffee suit, but I think her husband's claim doesn't stand a chance.
This country has become so lawsuit happy, it's absolutely ridiculous. Here's another one that makes you shake your head.

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Scott Bolton had bad luck in cell mates. Accused of stealing several
all-terrain vehicles, Bolton was awaiting trial at the Luzerne County
Correctional Facility in Pennsylvania in October 2003. His cell mate,
Hugo Selenski, was awaiting trial on homicide charges -- the sort of
charge any inmate would want to escape from.

And Selenski did just that, climbing down a rope fashioned of sheets
tied together. Selenski, Bolton claims, beat him to near unconsciousness
in order to stuff his body through the cell block window. That, Bolton
says, caused him to fall several storeys to the ground, leaving him
comatose for several weeks, confined to a wheelchair for life, and with
damage to his brain, spinal cord, nerves and internal organs.

Bolton was found and rushed to the hospital by air ambulance, and he
survived. Selenski escaped, but turned himself in three days later.

Bolton filed suit over the escape attempt in U.S. District Court --
for "civil rights" violations. His suit names Selenski as the primary
defendant, but murder suspects aren't exactly typically flush with cash.
So the suit also names Warden Gene Fischi and Deputy Warden Rowland
Roberts, eight guards, two County Prison Board members, and three County
Commissioners.

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Of course the warden says Bolton was a willing participant in the escape, and was climbing down the makeshift rope when he lost his grip and fell. And why did he lose his grip? Apparently Bolton wasn't moving fast enough for his co-conspirator, so Selenski pushed him, another inmate says.

Tip: always let the alleged murderer go first!

[Timon]

Originally Posted by Red

She may win, just like the hot coffee suit, but I think her husband's claim doesn't stand a chance.

Actually I think the husband should sue the wife.... it's hard to put a price tag on missing out on a lot of blowjobs!

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by Timon

Actually I think the husband should sue the wife.... it's hard to put a price tag on missing out on a lot of blowjobs!

Might have made it better...

He could pick the scabs and lets the puss run....




mmmmmmmmmmmmmm , puss

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Might have made it better...

He could pick the scabs and lets the puss run....




mmmmmmmmmmmmmm , puss

Ok...that weirded ME out...gonna get coffee...

[Timon]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Might have made it better...

He could pick the scabs and lets the puss run....




mmmmmmmmmmmmmm , puss

oh boy i don't wanna know what goes on in the ilynx bedroom

[Newton]

Fucking ridiculous, suing at the slightest provocation; too busy waiting to gorge herself than to let the items cool down first

[MorganGrayson]

Anybody who's ever become acquainted with jalapeno poppers knows to let the frigging things cool down first. Picking the damned thing up should have given her the first clue that the things were hot.

Nothing is an "accident" anymore.

Nothing is ever "OK, I was a dumb ass and shit happens" anymore.

Nobody is responsible for their own behavior anymore.

Lawyers are making a fortune.

[TheEnforcer]

There are a lot of morons in this world. People like this make it bad for people who have legit reasons to sue!!!

[SykkBoy]

Now I'm craving jalapeno poppers...mmm, with cream cheese and lingonberry jelly...

oh, the money I could have made had I sued for the multiple times I've bitten in too soon and burnt the shit out of my tongue ;-)))

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by SykkBoy

Now I'm craving jalapeno poppers...mmm, with cream cheese and lingonberry jelly...

oh, the money I could have made had I sued for the multiple times I've bitten in too soon and burnt the shit out of my tongue ;-)))

I take the things out of the oven then walk away for a while.

Been there, done that, with the burnt tongue, Sykkboy. I remember when they were introduced at some fast food place, and a friend and I sat there trying to figure out exactly what the red jelly was. We got as far as "damned tasty!"

[SykkBoy]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

I take the things out of the oven then walk away for a while.

Been there, done that, with the burnt tongue, Sykkboy. I remember when they were introduced at some fast food place, and a friend and I sat there trying to figure out exactly what the red jelly was. We got as far as "damned tasty!"

Yeah, Arby's has that wildberry sauce, good stuff, but I found Knottsberry Farm's Lingonberry Jelly works even better...

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by SykkBoy

Yeah, Arby's has that wildberry sauce, good stuff, but I found Knottsberry Farm's Lingonberry Jelly works even better...

Thank you, Lance.
I made a note.

[SykkBoy]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Thank you, Lance.
I made a note.

it works better with the cream cheese filled than the cheddar cheese filled ones though...for those I go with the traditional ranch dressing, but lingonberry jelly still works too

[Jeremy]

Maybe they should sue Pizza Hut for selling manky tomato-slathered, cardboard-tasting discs of dough, instead of pizzas?

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Jeremy

Maybe they should sue Pizza Hut for selling manky tomato-slathered, cardboard-tasting discs of dough, instead of pizzas?

LMAO! Points for that!

[EroticySteve]

Even if they win a judgment, Pizza Hut will win on an appeal.

Few people know that the McDonald's Coffee Burn lady actually ended up with anything.

F' with the Bull, you get the horns.

Take some responsiblity for your own actions. If you pop something greasy right out of the fry vat into your mouth, well, DUH.

Idiots.

[Timon]

Hey don't be bigotting no cheddar cheese!!!

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Timon

Hey don't be bigotting no cheddar cheese!!!

The term is "bogarting", you hick.

[Timon]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

The term is "bogarting", you hick.

If Ms. Bigot taught me right then "bogarting" is the opposite of "bigotting", is that correct?

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Timon

If Ms. Bigot taught me right then "bogarting" is the opposite of "bigotting", is that correct?

I leave this one up to the Diction Nazi.

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

I leave this one up to the Diction Nazi.

Dravyk...the Diction Nazi is multitasking and therefore unavailable. She sends her regards to you, though.

[Red]

Originally Posted by Timon

If Ms. Bigot taught me right then "bogarting" is the opposite of "bigotting", is that correct?

Timon, I'd have to say you are correct.
The majority was talking about preferring the cream cheese.
So, in essence they were bigotting the cheddar and, as all cream cheese popper lovers will do when given the chance, bogarting them.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Red

Timon, I'd have to say you are correct.
The majority was talking about preferring the cream cheese.
So, in essence they were bigotting the cheddar and, as all cream cheese popper lovers will do when given the chance, bogarting them.

Bigotting ... I think Timon is just channeling his "inner black man" again.

[CDSmith]

Were I the judge at that woman's case hearing, I would say to her:

"Madam, the proctologist called...

they found your head"

[Nickatilynx]

Confession...

I have a scar on my top lip from my girlfriend ,at the time, deciding that the jam filled doughnuts we were about to eat would be better microwaved for a few seconds.

The outside of the doughnut was warm , the jam was of course boiling

I should have sued.

[Timon]

Originally Posted by Red

Timon, I'd have to say you are correct.
The majority was talking about preferring the cream cheese.
So, in essence they were bigotting the cheddar and, as all cream cheese popper lovers will do when given the chance, bogarting them.

Thanks Red and Morgan, I learn a little more of your funny language every day

[pushpills]

ben and jerrys is up next.

"man sues over traumatic ice cream headache"

[Sin]

OUCh! Sykk that must've sucked!

[Sin]

Share! Please? Recipes excite me

[DollarManSteve]

The cheese inside those things becomes like molten lava. I have burned my lips before pretty bad from biting into one before letting it cool down.

But they are yummy with sour cream. Damn, I want some right now.

[PornoDoggy]

Originally Posted by SykkBoy

So, now, even with the gloves, I wash my arms all the wayup to the elbow with soap and water after using habs.

Probably a very good idea.

A friend of mine worked in the deli department of a grocery store in college, where part of her job was cutting up the peppers. They were getting ready for Homecoming parties one day, so she spent the last hour cutting up peppers - lots and lots of peppers.

She washed her hands as usual when she got off work. Her boyfriend picked her up and they went out for dinner and drinks, and she washed her hands before and after.

They went to his place and started shedding clothes. As she tells it, he was acting kind of odd shortly after she began touching him; she also noticed that he tasted kind of funny before he began running around the room screaming "it burns!! it burns!"

[SykkBoy]

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

Probably a very good idea.

A friend of mine worked in the deli department of a grocery store in college, where part of her job was cutting up the peppers. They were getting ready for Homecoming parties one day, so she spent the last hour cutting up peppers - lots and lots of peppers.

She washed her hands as usual when she got off work. Her boyfriend picked her up and they went out for dinner and drinks, and she washed her hands before and after.

They went to his place and started shedding clothes. As she tells it, he was acting kind of odd shortly after she began touching him; she also noticed that he tasted kind of funny before he began running around the room screaming "it burns!! it burns!"

Ouch
yeah, it's not pleasant

That's why sometimes I'll freez if I even get a little splash of juice while chopping...

Some of my friends fail to see how I can put these chilis in my mouth when I treat them like hazardous material just while handling them, hehe