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Old 11-21-2005   #1
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According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a unique problem.
A number of middle school girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.
That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.
She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem
for the maintenance man who had to clean the mirrors every night.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors,
she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

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Old 11-21-2005   #2
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Ahahahahahaha perfect
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I've heard that before and thought it was absolutely wonderful.
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Old 11-21-2005   #4
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Hahahaha.. that's great!!!
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LMAO!! Awesome, sheer brilliance!!
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Old 11-22-2005   #7
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LMAO That's fucking AWESOME! I love it!
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haha.. clever
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Vick...I am actually in awe of the brilliance of that plan. Simple, nonconfrontational, neither shaming the girls nor giving them a weapon to use further...it was totally brilliant.

The last line says it all.

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