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Old 08-10-2005   #1
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Default Anyone want to pour me a beer?

It's been long enough... And I could really use a damn drink tonight - Who's pouring so I can blame me drinking tonight on you tomorrow ?
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Old 08-10-2005   #2
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:ours beer Cheers! I'm not taking the blame, but here's an Excedrin and a couple glasses of water before bed!
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Old 08-10-2005   #3
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I could use a bottle of wine right about now...

Tonight is THE night I finally get my 2004 taxes sorted out...

I am soooooo late...

and fuck... I owe alot of money...

This is really no fun at all...

Some wine would make me alot more creative...


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Old 08-10-2005   #4
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Default Re: Anyone want to pour me a beer?

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I could use a bottle of wine right about now...

Tonight is THE night I finally get my 2004 taxes sorted out...

I am soooooo late...

and fuck... I owe alot of money...

This is really no fun at all...

Some wine would make me alot more creative...


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Sabby, I thought the IRS waived tax payments from georgeous women?


All you need to do is get the nerdy tax agent at your house (I had a women on mine so make sure you get a dude!) and accidently keep dropping pencils... Say good bye to all your tax problems !!
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Old 08-10-2005   #5
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Sabby, I thought the IRS waived tax payments from georgeous women?


All you need to do is get the nerdy tax agent at your house (I had a women on mine so make sure you get a dude!) and accidently keep dropping pencils... Say good bye to all your tax problems !!
LOL...

My accounting teacher always said this:

"Auditors are the lowest paid accountants on the scale... all they do is check stuff off and they dont have a clue... they arent really paid enough to care".

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Old 08-10-2005   #6
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LOL...

My accounting teacher always said this:

"Auditors are the lowest paid accountants on the scale... all they do is check stuff off and they dont have a clue... they arent really paid enough to care".

haha


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They don't care... BUT ....

You better NOT Catch them on a day where they have PMS or the guy who is on his 10th anniv. of being 'pussy free'

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BTW, Sabby When do we get to see that pic (avatar) with the camera shooting from the front?
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Old 08-10-2005   #8
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P.S. Sabrina, I owe the IRS 40K and am waiting till I have two consecutive quarterly payments made in full and going to try one of those tax settlement firms 'pennies on the dollars'

Just going to pray to god that they take a offer in comprimise, as they would literally wipe out my equity in this house after you figure in realtor fees etc... Would pry start going after personal possesions, retirement stuff, etc My stupid ass fault for letting it get this far...

Heard of people who owed hundreds of thousands settling for 30% roughly... Let's pray I'm one of the lucky ones and I get 25% or so


You would think they 'might let it slide' given the amount I did pay over the years... Christ I paid more in than I thought I would make in my life when I was 16 lol ...
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I could use a bottle of wine right about now...

Tonight is THE night I finally get my 2004 taxes sorted out...

I am soooooo late...

and fuck... I owe alot of money...

This is really no fun at all...

Some wine would make me alot more creative...


Sabby

I don't think so...I've seen how you use a bottle of wine-
you take it the wrong end! Are you craving DOUBLE PENETRATION tonight? Seems like Tax Authorities haven't rear ended you enough
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I don't think so...I've seen how you use a bottle of wine-
you take it the wrong end! Are you craving DOUBLE PENETRATION tonight? Seems like Tax Authorities haven't rear ended you enough
Thanks for reminding me. That bottle of wine is a write-off too


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Old 08-10-2005   #11
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Anything I could possibly stick up my ass (and I probably have)

IS a tax write-off!!!


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Old 08-10-2005   #12
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Heh, too late ...


I waited till 12:40 my time (1:40 EST) for someone to take the blame for me... Rightfully so, no-one did

Anyways, I screwed up three months was damn good ... I'll start over. All I know is for one night I'm not going to have to worry about sheyat

I can laugh... and enjoy myself... LOL

Anyone wanna play Yahoo Backgammon or Pogo Backgammon... maybe some euchre... Going to be dicking around tonight (no real $$ gambling tho')
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Ryan and Sabby, get a room!!!

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Ryan and Sabby, get a room!!!

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Errrrrrrrr........ but actually I was talking to Nick!!!
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Errrrrrrrr........ but actually I was talking to Nick!!!


Oppssssssss...

That sounds naughty too.

LOL


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Mike has ADD, don't mind him.
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Errrrrrrrr........ but actually I was talking to Nick!!!
I had my credit card out and already dialed the number for Sybaris Sabby

http://www.sybaris.com
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