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Old 05-20-2005   #1
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A KINKY housewife was knocked out cold in Asda (supermarket chain owned by walkmart) after her vibrating knickers left her overcome with excitement.

The thrill-seeking shopper was wearing a pair of Ann Summers battery-operated Passion Pants to spice up her sex life.

But as she pushed her trolley she got so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted.

The 33-year-old fell against shelves and banged her head in the crowded store at Swansea, South Wales.

Paramedics rushed to help — and found the black leatherette panties still buzzing.

They switched them off and removed them before taking her to hospital.
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Old 05-20-2005   #2
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ahahahahahahahah



Toni's heading off to Ann Summers in the morning, should make for an interesting evening tomorrow
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Old 05-20-2005   #3
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That is so funny...Love to have been there!
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ahahahahahahahah



Toni's heading off to Ann Summers in the morning, should make for an interesting evening tomorrow
If she goes to Walmart, you better go with her.
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Old 05-20-2005   #5
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hah, what a kinky whore.
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