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Old 05-03-2005   #1
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You wake up and notice hairs starting to sprout out of your nose

Whats the best way to handle this personal cleaning issue?

Im thinking one of those clipper things right?




Sorry for the gfy related thread lol
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Obtain some Nair for Men (Rite Aid, Walgreens, etc)

Lay back and get yourself in the "nose bleed" position.
Put a glob in left nostril.
Wait the appropriate amount of time.
Got outside.
Put right index finger over the right nostril.
Blow hairy snot rocket over the bushes.
Go back inside.
Repeat process on the other side.
Don't do both at once, makes it too difficult to do effective snot rockets.































The nose and ear trimmer things work fine too.
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HAHAHAHA I aint saying shit Lee, its too easy lol use a trimmer lol
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The Warrens - those scum who drained Globill actually purchased a nose hair trimmer for $10.61 right in the middle of their bankruptcy proceedings.

Believe it or not that purchase was one small thread in the successful appeal against their release from bankruptcy.

There is your useless bit of trivia for the day
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Get some hair removal wax and heat it up... dip two fingers in it and jam them up your nose (both nostrils at the same time)... wait for 5 minutes... then pull both fingers out real quick.... scream, cry and call me a son-uva-bitch

Note you must do both nostrils at the same time bacause you won't ever want to repeat this
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Do a gram or two of coke a day.

It appears they never grow back.....
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Get some hair removal wax and heat it up... dip two fingers in it and jam them up your nose (both nostrils at the same time)... wait for 5 minutes... then pull both fingers out real quick.... scream, cry and call me a son-uva-bitch

Note you must do both nostrils at the same time bacause you won't ever want to repeat this
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Do a gram or two of coke a day.

It appears they never grow back.....
I got one fucker, just one that keeps growing like it's on miracle grow.
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Do a gram or two of coke a day.

It appears they never grow back.....
you snort that shit...hair, buggers, pollen... you name, it all goes with it.
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Hehe for those of you who dont know who Daniella Westbrook is
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Hehe for those of you who dont know who Daniella Westbrook is
She had her nose fixed now, the wonders of plastic surgery and the coca vacuum is gone.
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George: All right, let me ask you something: When do you start to worry about ear hair?

Jerry: When you hear like a soft russeling.

George: It's like puberty that never stops. Ear puberty, nose puberty, knuckle puberty, you gotta be vigilent.
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Do a gram or two of coke a day.

It appears they never grow back.....
They can reappear somewhere between year 9 and year 12 ...
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This thread has make me laugh so hard....

I noticed no women had anything to say. I have seen some women, not me personally, that could use some of this advice.


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completely destroyed her nasal septum through her abuse
thats not abuse thats not having cash for good stuff and buying poorly cut stuff they probably used thiner and raid on her stuff LOL
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Dont forget the ear hair
yeah that one sucks. its funny at least in my bald case all hair from my head seemed to go to my ears and back but no hair on the top

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keep it around till christmas, hang ornaments from it.
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keep it around till christmas, hang ornaments from it.
Have you even started shaving yet?
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perv!!! LOL

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What are you gonna ask him next?

"What's ya wearing"

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Well, now you mention it...

Whatcha wearing? is it sexy and if so, got any pics LOL

So anyway, back on topic LOL

Just been to Walmart and picked up one of those new fangled trimmer things, problem solved

Whilst i was in that isle i also picked up one of these beauties..

http://www.braun.com/na/products/shavinggr.../activator.html
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Save it!!! And get it transplanted on your head when you go bald.

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Use the "Garden Weasel".




Bet I set off Brad's alerts with a false positive! hahaha
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Whats the best way to handle this personal cleaning issue?

Im thinking one of those clipper things right?




Sorry for the gfy related thread lol
those nose hair trimmer things scare me, but i hear they are safe.


cant you work it in with one of your waxings?
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Its not really a trimmer i want the guy who does my waxing to putting in my various orifices
Carry some wicks with you and you could become quite popular during blackouts, Lee. h34r:
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Do a gram or two of coke a day.

It appears they never grow back.....
no unsightly hairs, or ability to smell anything either.

perfect for when you're married and share a bathroom, or if you are a bachelor and don't do your washing very often.
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