Smash Mouth ode to Bush...

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OK OK, so I barrowed the tune of Smash Mouth's "All Star" for this ditty... enjoy

Somebody once told me Bush is gonna hurt me
Cause he ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
He was looking kinda dumb, up on the podium,
watching flipflops wave up over their heads.

Well the wars stop coming and they don't stop coming
Rewriting the rules cause he's used to running
He don't make sense only lives for one
This Bush ain't smart, that cowboy is dumb

So many to screw, so many to fuck
He's so wrong, always passing the buck
He doesn't know cause he didn't go
Now we're left watching the deficit grow

Hey now you're the CiC, get your golf clubs, go play
Hey now you're a puppet, a mouth piece, friends get paid.
And all our freedoms get sold.
Only Haliburton gets the gold.

It's a hot place and it's getting hotter,
You're a worse fuckup than your father.
Any man or woman who tries to differ
Call em liberal or traitor and distort the picture.

The shit you're shoveling is getting thick.
Even you're running mate is a real Dick.
My world's is worse now, how about yours
He's turned US out, and made her his whore.

Somebody once promised me to unite and change the US
But he needs to be removed from his place.
He doesn't get that concept
and only has helped himself
We could all use a big change.

Well the wars stop coming and they don't stop coming
Rewriting the rules cause he's used to running
He don't make sense only lives for one
This Bush ain't smart, that cowboy is dumb

So many to screw so many to fuck
He's so wrong always passing the buck
He doesn't know cause he didn't go
Now we're left watching the deficit grow

Hey now you're the CiC, get your golf clubs, go play
Hey now you're a puppet, a mouth piece, friends get paid.
And all our freedoms get sold.
Only Haliburton gets the gold.