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Old 11-13-2002   #1
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http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rid....2617729057.jpg

The link is enough. Yow!
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whoa...i wish i had the last 30 seconds of my life back!
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I don't know, if it scared Serge I don't think I'll be able to click that link.

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No cloning for Michael.
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hahaha, now THATS justice. Or is it Karma? I cant tell which.

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No cloning for Michael.
Nothing left to clone, from what I can tell.

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Holy mother of jesus?!?!?! what the fuck has he done to himself???? I've seen 3rd DEGREE BURN VICTIMS with better skin than that!!
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About 20 plastic surgeries is what happend to him.

What a laugh.
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its the goatie that seals the 'freak look' ... otherwise he just looks like a really ugly woman
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No cloning for Michael.
I thought he was a clone of Diana Ross?
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I thought he was a clone of Diana Ross?
Notice you never see Michael Jackson, Diana Ross and Janet Jackson all in the same place at once - could they all be the same person?
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OMG! I wonder if he realizes how much BETTER he looked before he "fixed" himself up ...........
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I thought he was a clone of Diana Ross?
Notice you never see Michael Jackson, Diana Ross and Janet Jackson all in the same place at once - could they all be the same person?
Mike and Janet were in that one video with the space clothing! But Diana was mysteriously absent.

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Mike and Janet were in that one video with the space clothing! But Diana was mysteriously absent.

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Diana could have subbed for either one of them....

Ya know, this might support the Diana clone theory... it has been said that cloned animals don't live as long and sometimes have odd defects...

Hmmm....

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When he sang about being "bad", he wasn't joking....he's terrible!
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By studying some close ancestors to humans, they're currently saying that pretty soon the Y chromosone will become useless.

Something like 300 receptors on the Y chromosone are actually active, whereas the average on a chromosone is around 1500. Basically the chromosone is dying. However this doesn't mean we'll stop producing males of course. Other species have evolved away their Y chromosone equivalents, and used other strands of DNA to do the same job. I forget why we originally spawned this rogue chromosone, but it was at some point where we split with another species in the evolutionary chain.
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almost 4am theory


So would gay man have less receptors on their Y chromosone ??
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Actually, its the psychic sister Latoya that you NEVER see with Michael... and they look the most alike now... <_< hmmmm...
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Did any of you ever read the Howard Stern book, i forget which one it is, when he talks about have a meeting with Michael Jackson.
I guess it was hot and he was starting to sweat and Howard talks about how the guys face is starting to melt. These makup covered bandages are coming off and his whole face looked like it was coming apart.
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Holy mother of jesus?!?!?! what the fuck has he done to himself???? I've seen 3rd DEGREE BURN VICTIMS with better skin than that!!
Mike that's from him trying to rub the black off his face.
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Haha! MJ is evolution at work!

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Did any of you ever read the Howard Stern book, i forget which one it is, when he talks about have a meeting with Michael Jackson.
I guess it was hot and he was starting to sweat and Howard talks about how the guys face is starting to melt. These makup covered bandages are coming off and his whole face looked like it was coming apart.
Yeah, that was some interesting reading. How are you supposed to react when the person you're talking to has parts of their face melting in front of you....yuck!
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