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Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
Your orgasms are real. Always.
Your last name stays put.
Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
Foreplay is optional.
You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
The world is your urinal.
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
Same work... more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with:
"So, notice anything different?"
One mood, all the time.
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Dianna I think you are forgetting other important parts of being a man....
We can jack off in the shower without the use of a powerful showerhead...
We can tell a lie like no one's business....especially when you ask if you look fat in a pair of jeans...we don't care as long as you suck dick!
We pee standing up too, infact I can write KB in the snow.
We also are very good at hiding money from women...
When it comes to money and chicks I hide my shit like a Haffikomen on Pesach!
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Originally posted by KBpimps@Nov 13 2002, 02:56 PM
We pee standing up too, infact I can write KB in the snow.
We also are very good at hiding money from women...
And men aren't that good at hiding money. Maybe some of the women you hang with. In my marriage I controlled the money. I know plenty of women who check up on it all. At least once a month we get calls or email because stupid fuck head joined one of our sites and the charge appeared on the CC statement. That's one of the main reasons we switched to CCBill but now we're going to use our own merchant account so we'll no doubt have to deal with that again.
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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Nov 14 2002, 04:25 PM-->
QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Nov 14 2002, 04:25 PM)
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Originally posted by MarkTiarra@Nov 14 2002, 11:40 PM
;-))
men who study kundulini can be!
lessons at my house this weekend.[/quote]
Ooo ooo! ever read ESO? Extended Sexual Orgasm? Check it out on Amazon. GREAT stuff![/quote]
Mark is it about Kundulini? We post a brief review in another thread. I'll see if I can find something.
I personally have tired this and with practice found it to be highly erotic and to give me TONS of energy and creativity.
It is also known as the inner orgasm is Tai Chi.
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Originally posted by cj@Nov 15 2002, 05:38 AM what were we talking about again?
Well, one of the advantages of a threaded board is that you can easily see what is being discussed! We were talking about.. ehm.. ehh.. Mark Tiarra, right?
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