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We're fishing for "Pearls" at Oprano! We've started a new contest to make Oprano the "think tank of the adult internet"! The Great Oprano Pearl Search is ON! Oprano is going to pay out $250 a week fo the most infomative, thought provoking, interesting and unique post - the post that helps or challenges the Oprano Community! Two will be chosen, and Oprano is paying $150 for the first and $100 for the second! And there is NO LIMIT to the number of times you can win!
This is ONLY a prize incentive for you to POST PEARLS! This is NOT about volume of posting - its ONLY about getting more PEARLS! ANY post in ANY thread can be nominated by ANYONE. Heck you can EVEN submit a post from another board, as long as proper credit is given! Although we'd preferr the person responsible for the statement be a regular at Oprano, its not a requirement! To nominate a post, you must send a Private Message to one of the ADMINS - MikeAI, Serge, Edd or Mutt. Hopefully, a little "cash prize" for the 2 BEST POSTS of the week will get the PEARLS flowing again here at Oprano! Remember, ANY post can be nominated by ANYONE, and our panel of judges will review all submissons and make a ruling! So get PITHY and GET POSTING! You might just get a cash PRIZE! 
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The PEARL hunt is on!!
Oprano since its inceptions has been the "Think Tank" of the adult internet. We are now going to reward the deep thinkers, the critical thinkers, those with keen insights, or tough questions. So put your thinking caps on....
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THE PITH MUST FLOW....
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Congrats Oprano!
This is a good way to keep the gumbo fresh 
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ok i'm on the hunt for pearls. funny posts should be considered as well.
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Yeah do what the politicians do, if you can't get your own good material, pay for it!
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Exactly Cal....
And this Pearl Search is open to all, and applies only to Oprano. So if someone snags a post, or idea, or thread from another board, magazine, article, encycloedia, Colin's brain, etc... and throws it up on Oprano and it gets the attention of us... they could be getting a check for $150.... or $100... Easy work.... The same people can win over and over and over again.... Oprano - More Ideas then a Think Tank!
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Excellent promo guys!!!
I hope I can say something wise and inspiring this time round that doesn't include hairy nipples ;-)) |
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I'll PERSONALLY vote to encourage MORE "hairy nipples" participation ;-))) show it, babes! no need to wait all the way down to PHB 2 ;-))
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I am a total moron. I have nothing wise and inspiring to say and I know it. So I guess that means I'm not a complete idiot ... uh, or something like that ....
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serge, no hairy nipples here! I pluck!! :P |
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but MikeW you are an artist. You can make profound statements without speaking.
make more Photoshop pictures of Serge having sex with famous people. 
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What about naked pictures of Minnie Pearl?
he he he I couldn't resist
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so i take it you've never had a brazilian peaches?
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 ). Shaving - good. Pulling hair out at the roots - bad. Between having a kid, getting my wisdom teeth cut out, having a bleeding ulcer and breaking a ton of bones, I'm finished paying people to hurt me 
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That is so vile!
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HAHA thats some good stuff.... I could see those photos of Serge... haning out with Britney Spears and such. haha
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What I want to know is, How in Gods Name do you do anything with those paws? Oh, speaking about your pic in your avatar. :P 
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hahaha, sorry Peaches, I meant no disrespect! :P
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11-13-2002
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Great Promotion guys and gals!
Oprano has always been about thoughts and Ideas, that's why we keep coming back, kinda like AA
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that's why we keep coming back, kinda like AA
---- HAHAHAHHAHAA oprano is more comparable to alcohol than to the councilling service LOL |
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but here is one of me hanging with Gary Kremen, discussing most important life's philosophical questions: 
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LMFAO!!!!
classic picture for the scrapbook!! |
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I have a hang over today. Don't drink without eating should be pasted on my head.
So the contest is for a Pearl or a topic? I'm missing something here. How do you know? By views or replies? This is much better then paying per post. I still want a fancy wireless Palm Pilot.
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I nominate Edd's signature for this week's prize.
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Ya know.... you should try everything at least three times- The first two times may have been dependent on your mood or the moon. If by the third time you still hate it then it's a pretty good guess that it's not for you!
That should be a pearl
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To get a pearl you gotta shuck a lotta fuckin' oysters.
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Vick,
I may be the only person here who remembers what she looked like... 
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A Perl a day keep oprano in play
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Roses are red, violets are blue, serges cock is really start to turn blue ??
Hows that : )
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billy ... his cock is pink ... with pink fur ... duh don't you look at the avatars?!
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CJ.. In case you have not noticed Serge's cock is like mood penis and here is the current cock handbook definations.
Golden Yellow: Tense. You have difficulty focusing and are easily bothered. Blue: You are happy. really happy, kind of like having a butt plug! Purple: Moody. Your emotions are erratic. Consider Prozac, again. Black: Down. You are overburdened and confused. Check for a pulse. Reddish brown: Insecure. Go piss with somebody on GFY. Clear: You are using one of Todd's gifts, the cock you see is a fake; you are having financial difficulties. Green: Easily amused. If you are still reading this, you are easily amused. 
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Billy, don't encourage him!! i want the pink bunny back!!!!
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