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Old 10-12-2003   #1
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Confucy goes to the lawyer tomorrow....

Lawyer: What did you do now?

Confucy: I was socially engineered on a message board.

Lawyer: What do you want me to do about it?

Confucy: Sue, sue, sue them all.

Lawyer: Get real.

Confucy: I'm going to be getting sued shortly so I need a countersuit.

Lawyer: What are you being sued for?

Confucy: I made up a bunch of stuff about people and now they are ganging up on me.

Lawyer: Hello Dr. Hibert, can you refill her perscription? Thanks, I appreciate it.

Confucy: You are trying to social engineer me.

Lawyer: Hello, security, I have a nut here can you come remove her?
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Confucy will call your son's girlfriend's mother's great uncle.

errrr I think that might be............... ME !!!!

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Ulfie, it would probably be more like...

Phone: *buzzzzzzzz*
Lawyer: Yes?
Receptionist: (whispering) Sir, that deranged woman is out here again.
Lawyer: Tell her I'm not in and call security immediately.
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You are both assuming she would find her way to the lawyers office.....
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Btw if anyone wants full-sized copies of the layers of that tiff file, I uploaded them a while ago when Nick asked and completely forgot about it. They're about a meg each.
http://www.gotkinky.com/neatpics/jackie1.jpg
and then keep going, changing the number on the end all the way up to 11.
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May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the next S.O.B. who uses the term "social engineered."
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Ahhh Tom Blanchard. I think the only person who has fond memories of him is SweetT, for selling Tony nat net. Toms last post, I think he threatened my life.


He had some serious issues.
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Well she can probably only reach him between 4 and 6 pm cause thats when he's on the air.......


Also, anyone else read this and think thatr maybe this guy can't hold a job ???

With 28 years in the practice of law, an LLM (Tax) degree, 2 years as a public school teacher, 5 years as a real estate developer, 12 years as a 900 phone number information provider, 27 years in the collection agency business, and 3 years hosting "Think Radio with Clark Garen", Clark addresses a wide range of topics, including:


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With 28 years in the practice of law, an LLM (Tax) degree, 2 years as a public school teacher, 5 years as a real estate developer, 12 years as a 900 phone number information provider, 27 years in the collection agency business, and 3 years hosting "Think Radio with Clark Garen", Clark addresses a wide range of topics, including:


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"Think Radio with Clark Garen" addresses a wide range of topics from timely to the timeless. Clark says, "My favorite guests are individuals who risk their lives and their careers for what they believe like Jocelyn Elders, John Lewis, and Mick Bell."

It's no surprise that Clark finds these people interesting. In his legal practice, he relishes cases that emphasize the rights of the individual. "Even though the preservation of individual rights is out of fashion now," Clark explains, "I've always admired Supreme Court Chief Justice Earl Warren, who understood that the primary purpose of the Court was protecting every individual from being oppressed by the Government." As Clark notes, this philosophy sometimes puts him at odds with the trends of the day.

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May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the next S.O.B. who uses the term "social engineered."
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Toms last post, I think he threatened my life.
He had some serious issues.
From what I've seen around the net, it doesn't take "serious issues" to cause someone to threaten your life.... (the YOUR in this case is Brad in particular..not the generic YOUR)








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Don't blame me ... and I wouldn't try calling my grandmother, either. She be deader'n my brain after reading this thread.
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Carrie and sarettah,

thanks for the uploads.

Interesting stuff

Well I suppose I should go and be social.
One of the people here is an engineer , which is interesting

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We should all call Clark tomorrow afternoon to discuss his client with him, live on the air....

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Carrie and sarettah,

thanks for the uploads.

Interesting stuff

Well I suppose I should go and be social.
One of the people here is an engineer , which is interesting

;-))))
Krispy Kreme delivery boy must be there...
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Don't think you can sneak that by me, Nick ... I'm calling your Cousin Beatrice immeidately.
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Carrie and sarettah,

thanks for the uploads.

Interesting stuff

Well I suppose I should go and be social.
One of the people here is an engineer , which is interesting

;-))))
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Don't think you can sneak that by me, Nick ... I'm calling your Cousin Beatrice immeidately.
I she the one with the porn site ??? Or is that his other cousin ??
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You can always call his Grandmother, uncle and his best friend's sister if it comes to that!
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Dayum.....

14 pages and we haven't even gotten to the Tits and Ass part yet.....



Well, it's past midnight here and I'm an old fuck, so I think I will go make my wife happy by going to sleep....

Kevin, thanx for dropping by.... Considering the situation, you handled yourself quite well......

Don't be a stranger.....

Confucy.... Hope you sleep well.... Hope that you can get rid of your demons without taking yourself out during the process......

Goodnight Oprano !!!

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I'm still selling popcorn. All I have left are extra-large boxes, but you get a free temple massage and one of Sharky's "I Am Confucy" t-shirts with every purchase.
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I'm still selling popcorn. All I have left are extra-large boxes, but you get a free temple massage and one of Sharky's "I Am Confucy" t-shirts with every purchase.
Who's grandmother should we ICQ if we want to purchase some? And are they Jumbo pop or just regular?
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RIGHT!!!!!

You've all stalked me.

Why do hate spammers so much?

Did you recieve a lot of spam once?

Did that make you hate spammers?

If you don't apologise I'm phoning...in 75 mins (maybe 12 mins ,who the fuck knows) the following:

pornodoggy - your third grade teachers , cousin's ,cleaning woman

sarettah - the guy you saw standing at the street corner last weekends ,mothers , bridge partners , accountants ,receptionists dad!!!

KC - the cousins of all the chinese surfers hitting your webpages ,laundry ladies .third cousins , you know the blonde one with the huge jugs , mothers ,gynacologist...no not that one the other ones ...sister

gonzo - fuck it!!! I'm calling you! Wait there!


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Wib - fucking - ble!!!

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confucy,how exactly did you "fight" babenet?
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KC has a gynaecologist?
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Only when the jock itch REALLY acts up!
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Kevin, you are the one who gave me all the numbers of your relatives. Why? Because they didn't want to accept your collect calls, so you called me and asked me to three-way each and every relative so they wouldn't have to pay a cent. Your relatives all adored me until you got out of prison. You told all of them not to talk to me. Didn't they ask why? Sure they did, and several still talk to me because I helped you and I helped them.

You, Kevin, are a lying bag of snot! You can do your little dance and try to social engineer everyone till the shit hits the fan, but all my friends who helped you when I asked them for help, and all the hams who gave money to your Defense Fund when I begged them to help *poor Kevin*...they all know the truth.

You are a sick joke. Your attorneys know the truth, but they are just glad you are gone and they don't have to deal with your badgering and collect calls.

You know who I am. You know my name. When you are in a corner, what do you do...what does anyone do? Fight like hell! Lie like hell! Try to talk their way out of a very bad situation. I know you so well, Kevin.

Hey Peaches, of course you would think there was a little sex or hanky panky going on. JOKE! All Kevin wanted was a messenger and CASH. He got it anyway he could. Along came cashcow Kimberly, and Mitnick felt he had hit the lottery. Whatever he wanted, he got. I was Mitnick's angel. What did I get out of it? Well, I met some very interesting people and some real scumbags. I learned a lot about law. I felt like I was doing something important to help a ham/hacker person who was in need of some assistance. Kevin, there were some very funny times. Randolph and his rainy day phobia. Emmanuel taking pictures across the street. Reporters who got their interviews by sending me questions which I asked you on the phone for their articles. A lot of good people who wanted to help. A lot of social engineering to reach Robert Shapiro and other attorneys. The long radio trip from Westwood to the Marina to the valley to Las Vegas to the valley again and finally to MDC to another inmate, and eventually to you. What a journey. Mitchell on his new powerful computer and his OE periods. I do remember the fun times. How could you allow it all to go to hell?

I never did a thing to hurt you. You treat people like toilet paper. I don't think you will ever change. I fought the editor at Salon magazine when he said you were guilty. I spent time on the internet defending you for years. I notified the media when you ended up in solitary confinement for hoarding all those cans of tuna and pepsi. I was in touch with supporters in South America. I talked about you to the hams. I hooked you up on the phone with my buddy, Frank, who made sure I got all the valley articles about you which we mailed to you.

And all you can say is that I have a hundred different names, and I lied about what car I drive, and I forged my ham papers. You knew me as Kimberly all those years. Everyone knew me as Kimberly. Why, because I am Kimberly! I know you are scared. I know you think I'm out to get you. Not true. I just want an apology. You use to have a best friend who believed in you. He defended you. He never ratted you out. He gave more to you than you will ever know. You killed that friendship. Let me tell you, Kevin, that you were damn lucky to have that friend. You will never find one who will do more for you and stick by you, right or wrong. Someday you will realize what a mess you made of your life by destroying the friendships you had. We are here today and ZAP! Gone tomorrow.

Make sure you can look in the mirror each day. Take a long hard look. You can't treat people like they don't exist when they have been by your side through thick and thin. Uncle Mitchell loved you. You owe the man lots of money. You have cut him off from his family. He was there when you needed him. Not just one time, but daily. Now he needs help. Why are you refusing to help him? He's not my uncle. He's your father's brother. He needs your help. Sure, change the subject and tell everyone I am harassing your family. I never harassed anyone in your life. I got your approval for everything I did or said. You asked me to be your messenger. You asked me to call the very people you now say that I conspired with. We were all helping you. You were paranoid then, and you are even more paranoid now. As Kimmy is known for saying when she has nothing else to contribute...TAKE YOUR MEDS!
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I just read the first 4 pages of the "confucy manifesto" and it's scary how obsessed she is with this guy. I seriously hope she gets some help soon.
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I believe it was barebreasted with a baby in each arm in the traditional looney manner .;-)))
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1) Why can't Uncle Mitchell call Mitnick?
2) If you're such good buddies with Uncle Mitchell, why don't you loan him money?
3) How could Uncle Mitchell have thousands of $$ in phone bills when you've said several times you were the only one who would take Mitnick's calls?
4) Do you see a pattern here? On every single board (including your good friend, Lee's), you do NOTHING but spew garbage and attempt to cause problems. You've done it for several years - it's not anything new. And from what I'm hearing/reading - you do the EXACT same thing on the airwaves.
5) Have you picked up on the fact that NO ONE is defending you?
6) You have given ZERO proof of any of your accusations against Mitnick, yet he has produced proof that goes against what you say.
7) Why do you have a 9/1/62 birthdate on file with the FCC yet state you're no where near 40 years old?
8) How weak a human does these things for years and years for someone they've NEVER EVEN MET??!! For attention - you found someone who couldn't see you and would pay attention to you as long as you paid them/did things for them.
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Why don't you tell us who Jacqueline Ann Lacey is, and why don't you admit that you are really are Jacqueline Ann Barley, a 62-year-old woman? Indiana University had you enrolled as Jacqueline Ann Barley, and graduating 7 years later with a business degree as Jacqueline Ann Lacey. Don't worry Jackie, I will expose the rest in the courtroom.

It's funny, you say your father was a policeman. That's weird. Jacqueline Barley's father, Ted, was also a policeman. What a coincidence. Jacqueline Barley has two brothers, and Kimberly Tracey claimed on Lee Noga that she also had two brothers. Kimberly Tracey said she was born in Marion, IN and is a Virgo. Jacqueline Barley is, too.
Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln. Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy. Lincoln's secretary said don't go to the theater. Kennedy's secretary said don't watch TV especially the show "Dallas." Bing Crosby's niece killed JR -- the one in "Dallas", not the one with Colin. This Colin is not the Colin who owns Wasteland. Teenage Wasteland, great song, but that's not it's actual name. A rose by any other name would have less names than Confucy. Confucy is her own second cousin.


I hope that clears everything up now.
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Does anyone read confucy's posts anymore?

wibble....

I'm going to do something interesting....like watch paint dry.

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I would just like to say I'm an avid 2600 reader, anyone else? kevin, keep it up

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1) Why can't Uncle Mitchell call Mitnick?
2) If you're such good buddies with Uncle Mitchell, why don't you loan him money?
3) How could Uncle Mitchell have thousands of $$ in phone bills when you've said several times you were the only one who would take Mitnick's calls?
4) Do you see a pattern here? On every single board (including your good friend, Lee's), you do NOTHING but spew garbage and attempt to cause problems. You've done it for several years - it's not anything new. And from what I'm hearing/reading - you do the EXACT same thing on the airwaves.
5) Have you picked up on the fact that NO ONE is defending you?
6) You have given ZERO proof of any of your accusations against Mitnick, yet he has produced proof that goes against what you say.
7) Why do you have a 9/1/62 birthdate on file with the FCC yet state you're no where near 40 years old?
8) How weak a human does these things for years and years for someone they've NEVER EVEN MET??!! For attention - you found someone who couldn't see you and would pay attention to you as long as you paid them/did things for them.
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Why don't you tell us who Jacqueline Ann Lacey is, and why don't you admit that you are really are Jacqueline Ann Barley, a 62-year-old woman? Indiana University had you enrolled as Jacqueline Ann Barley, and graduating 7 years later with a business degree as Jacqueline Ann Lacey. Don't worry Jackie, I will expose the rest in the courtroom.

It's funny, you say your father was a policeman. That's weird. Jacqueline Barley's father, Ted, was also a policeman. What a coincidence. Jacqueline Barley has two brothers, and Kimberly Tracey claimed on Lee Noga that she also had two brothers. Kimberly Tracey said she was born in Marion, IN and is a Virgo. Jacqueline Barley is, too.
Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln. Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy. Lincoln's secretary said don't go to the theater. Kennedy's secretary said don't watch TV especially the show "Dallas." Bing Crosby's niece killed JR -- the one in "Dallas", not the one with Colin. This Colin is not the Colin who owns Wasteland. Teenage Wasteland, great song, but that's not it's actual name. A rose by any other name would have less names than Confucy. Confucy is her own second cousin.


I hope that clears everything up now.
OMG, I can't believe I spent the last 2 hours catching up on this one thread...
I could've been


Thanks Drav... absotively and posilutely clear now...
Dallas never had this kind of convolutions in storylines...
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Have you told these lies so many times, that you actually believe them?

My relatives accepted collect calls from me, and there are records to back all this up. You did three-way calls in for me in regards to my legal representation and media, but you did this all willingly. Since you brought it up, let me tell you again why I cut you off with no hesitation.

You were the one who went to the LA Times and told them that I was trading the adult magazines you sent me in exchange for phone time. This got me into a lot of hot water with the prison officials, and landed me in solitary confinement. Afterwards, I told you that you could not go to the media in the future with information from our conversations. There were other times, too, and I warned you that if you ever did this again, I would never speak to you. Remember, you started crying and pleading with me not to do this. You promised it would never happen again. Then you went to Kevin Poulsen and gave an interview announcing that I was scrambling to renew my FCC license. They called it into question based on this article, and I had to spend $20K defending myself in this action. Their supposed reason for coming after my license was my 1995 conviction. However, Lewis was convicted of the the same charges, and yet his license was not ever questioned. If someone hadn't brought media attention to me, mine probably would have never been put under investigation. This is when I decided to not have any more contact with you in the future. That, and the fact that you were aiding Lewis at my detriment.

ZDNET Article about license

The only reason you even tried to be my friend, was to get an "in" into the media and to bring a little spotlight on yourself. You loved the attention, just like you love the negative attention you bring on yourself here and on other boards. You thrive on it. Last year, you were most annoyed that I did not acknowledge you or Depayne in my book.

Why would I acknowledge you? With friends like you, who needs enemies? You may have convinced yourself that Lewis did not cooperate with the government against me to get a reduced sentence in his plea agreement, but that is a lie. The DOJ even posts this on their website. He did it, and you know it. I did not cooperate with the government at all, that is why I spent five years in prison. What other hacker (besides Poulsen) has ever spent that much time in jail? You can say whatever you want about me, but even if it is all true (which is not), there is no denying that I got screwed by the government and my civil rights were grossly violated. I am not saying I didn't do anything wrong, I did, and deserved to be punished. However, not to the extent that I was.

During the entire time I was a fugitive, I worked regular jobs under aliases I created from dead people's social security numbers. I never stole credit cards, not was I charged or convicted of this. This is another one of your libelous statements that will come up later. You said I ran because I was afraid of solitary confinement, you are correct. I had just spent almost nine months straight in solitary confinement, based on a fictional account by the prosecutor to the judge, that said I could launch nuclear missiles by whistling into a telephone. What's your longitude and latitude in Marina Del Rey?

The bottom line, is that you are so pissed off because I won't have anything to do with you, and this your revenge. You follow any story about me, write reporters defaming me, posting comments that are full of lies and hate, and harass my family and friends. I would take the advice of many on this board, and get over it. There will never be a time, when you will ever receive any good will from me.

You have left me no alternative, but to seek legal action to stop you from this continued harassment and stalking of me. No one came to your defense here, Jackie. I think those actions (or non-actions) speak louder than words.

As far as the multiple identities, everything I have said is the truth. If you don't believe me, check the birth records and call Indiana University. You will not find a Kimberly Tracey, only Jacqueline Barley/Lacey. She is nothing but a fraud. Remember when you used to three-way in your computer friend, David, who lived in your building? Why did he always answer, "Hi Jackie." Can you explain why he would call you Jackie, if you were Kimberly. Don't even try to say you go by your middle name, or that you and your aunt sound alike. No one is buying it.

If anyone can prove me wrong on this, and show that Kimberly Tracey and Jacqueline Barley/Lacey are not the same person, I will pay $1,000 cash for the proof. I will decide if that proof is adequate and legitimate, once it is presented to me.

Thank you for your time and support here today. I hope that this has cleared up some things for you. At minimum, I hope it was entertaining. I will keep you abreast of pending legal actions and court dates, so that you may attend, if you would like. Please be sure your digital cameras are charged.
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Wow, I really feel sorry for you Kevin. We've (especially some of us here) only had to endure her rants and ravings for a couple years at most, I don't know how you managed not to just beg for solitary confinement without phone priveleges over the period of time that you were incarcerated and knew Jackie.

I'm actually amazed that a woman of her ilk manages to function in society but then again if the computer and the ham radio is the only form of society she keeps, I guess that explains it all.

Oh and Jackie, my little princess, you keep on trying to drag your nonsense with me to other places and start shit, you just remember that I can wait to get my pound of flesh.
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I demand Serge to add a security section at oprano and request from Kevin to become a moderator.

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PS.Confucy won't have access there.
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Mr Mitnick, while you are here, can i get your endorsement on my new line of webmaster action figures? the first is a tribute to "Confucy" and sure to be a hot seller.

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I just wanted to get a post in this thread.

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JR, I actually saw that this morning, and thought it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. We should talk.
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Kevin, you so conveniently change the subject when I bring up all the shit you did which was illegal. What about your uncle? What about Wozniak? What about the Judge? What about the Jack Biello letters to Randolph? What about you possessing a radio which was illegal to own? What about buying phone time each and every day? HOW ABOUT ANSWERING THOSE QUESTIONS, SHITNICK!

I found attorneys for you. I found reporters for you. I found writers for you. I got extra features on my phones so I could do the 3-way stuff. I got voice mail so I wouldn't miss any calls that were coming for you. You asked me to make calls for you. You asked me to connect you with your family when you knew it might be embarrassing for your family members to accept collect calls while at work. You keep going back to that damn Kevin Poulsen article. It was the only time that I ever allowed myself to be quoted. Poulsen's exact words to me were: "Kimberly, you don't have to protect Kevin any longer. He will be out in two days." He asked me about your ham radio license. I told him how important it was to you. I bet you don't jump down Poulsen's neck about the article. Jesus, Kevin, Poulsen established his writing career by doing articles about you, and he would never have gotten the details for those articles if he hadn't dealt with me. He was still on probation when I met him and you were in jail. He couldn't accept your collect calls at that time. I was your messenger.

When Jack Biello threatened to sue me because his name was mentioned on your mailing list, you said nothing. After all those years of taking care of you, you did not say one word to that asshole for insulting and threatening me. I knew where I stood with you. Look at all those calls I made for you to Jack and to Jack after hours to relay information to him from you. I was your eyes and ears. You write it off so easily as though I did nothing.

The only time I got excited about a person I met because of you was the female attorney in Robert Shapiro's office. She wanted to take the case. I gave her my Littman and Markoff books so she could read about you. Shapiro said he wasn't interested because you didn't have any money. I was disappointed. I like Shapiro.

The rest of the time I did the work nobody else wanted to do. I spent thousands of dollars on CourtLink to help you because nobody else wanted to spend the time or money. What didn't I do for you, Kevin? What more could I have done?

What if I had told you my name was Mary Smith and that I was in a wheel chair and I had no car and that I was 70 years old. Would you have turned down my help? Fuck no! I have been called Kim, Kimmie, Kimberly, Jackie, Jacqueline, and Jack. That doesn't mean I am these other people. Jacqueline is my middle name and it has nothing to do with my aunt. I was named after a grandmother. When I was a child, my relatives loved my granny so much that when she died, they called me Jackie. I preferred the name, Kim. That is what you called me, and you didn't know who called me that name. It wasn't important, and still isn't important. What is important is the way I treated you. We never had a fight. We had some disagreements.

One time while talking to Jon Littman the writer of "The Fugitive Game," I slipped and said something about Uncle Mitchell. Littman mentioned it to you, and you immediately called and jumped all over me. I apologized for slipping up. From the way Littman was talking, I thought he knew about Uncle Mitchell. I was so careful not to say anthing that you had told me in private. The one exception was Lewis. You told me I could tell Lewis about your talks with attorneys and keep him up-to-date. In return, Lewis told me what was happening with his side of the case, and I informed you each day. You called Lewis at work from the attorney's room. You called me and I 3-wayed Lewis into you so the two of you could discuss your case. Lewis never betrayed you. Lewis never worked with the government. Lewis helped you as much as he could and you never thanked him. Never! You bitched and moaned and whinned and bitched some more. Do you think it was enjoyable for me to put up with your moods? Do you think it was fun for me to deal with your depression, your medical problems, and your asshole friends who were really not friends?

I have notes of every one of our conversations. I was a *blog* expert before your Darci even knew what the word BLOG meant. Kevin, you started the mud slinging. After all we went through, you owed me a phone call and a cup of coffee. You used me up until the day you were released. Once the prison doors swung open, you left your past behind and I was part of it. That's fine. But you didn't just shut the door, you told everyone I was a backstabber. I never told the latimes about you buying phone time. It was brought up on your mailing list, and I wasn't the one who said it. Once it was in the open, it was public knowledge. Your buddy Jack Biello was the first person I saw who was talking about it. Jack was using a phony name. I was not anonymous. I was out front and everyone knew who I was. What did it get me but a whole lot of grief. I took all the attacks and all the negative crap because I was your voice. When you didn't like something on your website, you called me and asked me to make changes. Everyone kicked my ass for being so particular when I was only following your wishes.

You are way off base, Kevin. You are a huge pain in the ass to work with. I made excuses for you daily because I couldn't imagine what it must be like to be in prison. All you can do now is pick at every little thing I say. There are certain people reading your words who know the truth. They know that you are covering your tracks and bullshitting to the point of no return. I promised Lewis I wouldn't mention his name, but I have to say this, Kevin. Lewis was the best damn friend you have ever had. You have no idea how lucky you were to have him on your side. He was found guilty of making one lousy phone call to a company in Florida. How many times did you and I call companies, attorneys, bookstores, and courts and pretend like we were somebody else? Constantly! How many people reading this thread can say they have never called someone and pretended to be someone else.

Did any of you get house arrest for six months or longer? Did any of you have to pay restitution and be placed on supervised release for three years? Did any of you have to do hours and hours of community service work? Did any of you lose your right to own firearms or lose your right to vote? Did any of you have to put up hundreds of thousands of dollars in bail? Did any of you have to pay thousands of dollars to an attorney to defend you? Did any of you have to go to court over and over to face a judge who had already made up her mind about your case, to your detriment?

Your friend, Kevin, went through all this bullshit because he was your friend and wanted to help you. What the fuck did you ever do for your friend except call him a government informant and a backstabber?

You don't deserve any friends. You don't deserve to have anybody show up for your seminars. You don't deserve to live in the same house with that cute little daughter of Darci's. The poor thing is being brainwashed by you. She will grow up thinking that it is okay to hack. It is okay to go on ham radio and call people vile names. It is okay to lie and cheat. It is okay to have mommy living with an asshole in her home. It is okay to violate laws and ruin people's lives by violating the law and creating atmospheres where people are being harassed by angry hackers.

You are one sick fuck, Kevin Mitnick. I have the right to read articles on the internet and write my thoughts in the *comments* section. I have the right to send email to writers who have been social engineered by you and inform them of the truth. You call it libel. Prove it! I'll take my Mitnick comments from the boards and my radio tapes and depositions from your relatives, hams, attorneys, and friends, and you take your fraudulent crap and we will see who the Judge believes.

So, I'm wordy. I have a lot to say. Take my Beretta and shoot me in the foot!

Good night, asshole!
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can you keep posts to 5 liners? I am under influence and can't read long posts..
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cool thread..

big shout out to all the hotties reading.. Im single again..

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I wonder if kevin knows what a fee fee is? I used one several times when i was down ..
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I'll sum it up for you, Serge.

Dodge, weave, dodge, weave, play the victim, attack, refuse to answer any questions or provide any proof of anything she's ever said. Waahh waaah waah infinitum.

Yeah, that's about it.
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I'll sum it up for you, Serge.

Dodge, weave, dodge, weave, play the victim, attack, refuse to answer any questions or provide any proof of anything she's ever said. Waahh waaah waah infinitum.

Yeah, that's about it.
I guess I'll be going back to bed....
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Out of respect for Serge's condition, I will keep this short.

Jackie, you are a demented and deeply disturbed person. You have little, or no grip on reality. I am really going to enjoy watching you explain this to the judge. Do you think that the "he didn't appreciate me, your honor, so it's OK for me to spread lies about him" defense is going to work?

This is all crap, every single bit of it has zero merit. You exaggerated your contribution, like you exaggerate the amounts. You sent me a total of $76 in all those years, you did accept the calls, and you sent me magazines. I was allowed to have the cassette player/radio to listen to the evidence. Do I need to post the letter again that shows you were authorized to send it to me? You got all freaked out when I sold it on eBay earlier this year, remember? Why don't you post the receipts and bills you claim you have? What about the tapes? How about one piece of documentation you supposedly have a room full of. You have a website, and I assume you know how to upload files, since you are an adult webmaster, right?

What's that? Oh yeah, I forgot, you're not an adult webmaster. Just more lies.

Is there anyone here who believes anything this woman is saying, including the fact that we have heard the last of her tonight?

*crickets*

I didn't think so.

You should have learned about attacking little children and women here, especially ones you don't know. You know nothing about what we teach Darci's daughter, and you proved that with your comment. Another libelous and defamatory statement.

Go ahead and start lining up your witnesses, Jackie, this ought to be good. You obviously wasted your money on that law degree, because you didn't learn anything, especially about civil suits.
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What's that? Oh yeah, I forgot, you're not an adult webmaster. Just more lies.

Is there anyone here who believes anything this woman is saying, including the fact that we have heard the last of her tonight?

*crickets*

I didn't think so.
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Is there anyone here who believes anything this woman is saying, including the fact that we have heard the last of her tonight?

ROFL.....Biotch Got Owned
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