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Old 12-01-2003   #1
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Well its that time again, time for another asshole of the month, this year has flown by !

Well congrats to this months asshole, VooDooMan !

You have been an asshole for a long time and you finally have the title to prove it !

If you want to see if you moved up / or OFF the list check it out, http://isjustanasshole.com/

Starting Jan 1, 2004 assholes with less then one asshole act will be removed !! (Serge taught me this)

ALSO.. More to follow for the voting of the Asshole of the Year award !!

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Starting Jan 1, 2004 assholes with less then one asshole act will be removed !! (Serge taught me this)
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Congrats, VDM!!! Now you can use that as a pickup line "I was Asshole of Month, December 2003!". :P

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I've been called dumb, fat, ugly, unable to get laid, and worse of all - Gonzo's girlfriend. I think if I'm able to create these feelings in people, I have performed several asshole acts and I hope to remain on board.
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Man, I'm not even on the list anymore...

But I've still got the Elvis picture on my desk, and I am still the funniest asshole for 2002!
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Well congrats to this months asshole, VooDooMan !
Hooray!

Now he's a dyslexic asshole!
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haha voodooman is a topnotch asshole

damn, I didnt make up any ground this month. I cant wait to see billy h34r:
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Man, I'm not even on the list anymore...
This is a travesty! If nothing else, your refusal to come to the mountains when your boss has a cabin here should keep you forever on the list. I will attempt to use my Asshole of the Month influence to get you reinstated.
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Congrats VooDooMan


I'm tied on my vote for asshole of the year though can I vote for my top 2 assholes?
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Congrats VooDooMan!!

That said, I'm still stuck at number 7 damn it!! :angry:
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Well its that time again, time for another asshole of the month, this year has flown by !

Well congrats to this months asshole, VooDooMan !

You have been an asshole for a long time and you finally have the title to prove it !

If you want to see if you moved up / or OFF the list check it out, http://isjustanasshole.com/

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ALSO.. More to follow for the voting of the Asshole of the Year award !!
Congrats, Voodoo!

Oh, and I see I've moved up. What constitutes an asshole act?
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Well its that time again, time for another asshole of the month, this year has flown by !

Well congrats to this months asshole, VooDooMan !

You have been an asshole for a long time and you finally have the title to prove it !

If you want to see if you moved up / or OFF the list check it out, http://isjustanasshole.com/

Starting Jan 1, 2004 assholes with less then one asshole act will be removed !! (Serge taught me this)

ALSO.. More to follow for the voting of the Asshole of the Year award !!
who really gets this award? voodooman OR joe



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That's right, he does have a cabin... I was up there once when he first built it.
IIRC, that was when you stuck your finger in the air. I'm beginning to realize which finger you were using!
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Hmmm
How about: isjustaniceperson.com

The site with a white background and good deed toting people.
For those of us who are jedi for the light side of the force.
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Congratulations!

I rose only 2 places to #4.
Don't worry Nick... you'll get there. I have faith in you.

Was hoping my nasty Happy Bunny avatar would help me out, but I think I need to become someone's asshole protoge.... I'm just not doing it right. Peaches? Anyone? Care to tutor an asshole wannabe newbie?
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How about: isjustaniceperson.com

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For those of us who are jedi for the light side of the force.
Billy can I nominate people for the list? :P
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ah, now I get it... I forgot about how I luckily nailed that signal for T's satellite dish... but I used a compass, not the finger.




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ah, now I get it... I forgot about how I luckily nailed that signal for T's satellite dish... but I used a compass, not the finger.




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Well, you know how Tony's stories can go sometimes... the dish came with a little compass, and I did one of those "it should go right about heeerrre" guestimates. I remember it was between two trees and the first try was the highest signal we got...

Funny you should mention Denny's. Just the other day I was telling someone how I had breakfast at Denny's like every day at that show. Wasn't that the one at the IP?
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Thanks for all the congrats, I really appreciate it.

I can't believe I finally made it, and right behind
my mentor too, who would have thunk it?

Anyways, I will do my best to be a good asshole.

Thanks!!!
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Dantheman,

If only Edd would get a smiley with the middle finger.



Ok, substitute the thumb for the middle finger.
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If only Edd would get a smiley with the middle finger.



Ok, substitute the thumb for the middle finger.
haha, hey you can use mine



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Funny you should mention Denny's. Just the other day I was telling someone how I had breakfast at Denny's like every day at that show. Wasn't that the one at the IP?
Yep. :P
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Thanks for all the congrats, I really appreciate it.

I can't believe I finally made it, and right behind
my mentor too, who would have thunk it?

Anyways, I will do my best to be a good asshole.

Thanks!!!
Just by your Avatar you deserve the award.

I mean, you are a big Kansass fan, right?
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If only Edd would get a smiley with the middle finger.



Ok, substitute the thumb for the middle finger.
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Vegas is coming up.. some people may move up more after that.. or move OFF !!
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Congrats VDM,

Nothing says asshole like Jayhawker... lol...

Still number #19, think I've been there forever... Guess Billy is telling
me that I'm not a BIG asshole, just a CONSISTANT one... like that is
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