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Old 02-15-2012   #1
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The world's most deadly hamburger

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"Doctor" Jon Basso thought "Nurse" Bridgett was kidding when she informed the Heart Attack Grill owner that a customer was suffering some medical difficulties in the dining room.

The situation was, in fact, as serious as a heart attack. FOX5 News Las Vegas reports that this past weekend, a man in his 40s began experiencing chest pains while consuming one of the restaurant's signature 6,000 calorie "Triple Bypass" burgers. Basso, who is not a medical professional, called 911, and EMTs and paramedics arrived on the scene quickly.

The customer - or "patient" as they are referred to at the restaurant, which moved from Chandler, Arizona to Las Vegas last October - is reportedly alive and recuperating. Sadly, that's not the case for the restaurant's 575-pound spokesman, who died last March at the age of 29.
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...but did he finish the burger?
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"a house policy allows diners weighing over 350 pounds to eat for free."

I gotta go on a diet before making this road trip.
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miss leading news as usual. but sensational never the less. obviously it was the man's bad eating habit for several years that caused him to have a heart attack, not the "deadly burger". Never mind the fact he wasn't killed either...


people over 350 pounds eat for free. how the hell do they stay in business?
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my headline....lol
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