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Old 07-24-2007   #101
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It is abrash?? You do that to yourself, Ya don't need her for that, all she does is just add the cherry on the top to complete your scene man
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Translation unit on.
Trace on.
Reading data (beep boop beep boop)



Translation section 1 started: You, the male human units that congregate here on this software platform called a webmaster board are immature in relationship to me :Translation section 1 complete:

Reading data (beep boop beep boop)



Translation section 2 started: I am commencing to begin to start to plug to kill to put bullets in to take photographs of thirty 30 24 hour units involving stunning outrageous extravagent female human units that have no brain are sheep follow orders : Translation section 2 complete:

Reading data (beep boop beep boop)



Translation section 3 started: and You, the male human units that congregate here on this software platform called a webmaster board are lying on the ground in front of an unknown young female human unit that uses a keyboard or other type of computer interface to enter data that appears on in the computer screens of human units known as users that access the computer unit upon which the software that is running to create the webmaster board known as Oprano resides : Translation section 3 complete:

Reading data (beep boop beep boop)



Translation section 4 started: This is the problem the error the miscommunication the improper parsing and allocation that is associated with this commercial unit : Translation section 4 complete:

Reading data (beep boop beep boop)



Translation section 5 started: Interrogative as to location and purpose concerning economic units or reproductive activities with young female human units that you imagine while in a sleep condition : Translation section 5 complete:

Reading data (beep boop beep boop)



Translation section 6 started:My personal experience is such hat I have placed my penis in the vaginal cavity of 2000 pound young female human units : Translation section 6 complete:

Reading data (beep boop beep boop)



Translation section 7 started:I am located presently because of economic units and my desire is to perform commercial unit in conjunction with male human units and young female human units that are driven by a purpose that coincides : Translation section 7 complete:

Reading data (beep boop beep boop)



Translation section 8 started:Mammary units are a United States economic unit with a value of 10 pennies commonly call cents for a package containing 12 units
Reading data (beep boop beep boop)



Translation section 9 started:Interrogation as to doubt returning a true response which results in the obtaining of an occupational position at one of the largest retailers within the global economy : Translation section 9 complete:

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I stand by what I got out of it [/quote]

Man did your babelfish ever fuck up. But I am flattered that you would take so much time to make so little sense, just to respond to me. What is Sarettah for punked? I couldn't find it in babelfish.
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She has such a nice ASS, I would indeed lick her asshole!
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Translation unit on.
Trace on.
Reading data (beep boop beep boop)



Translation section 1 started: You, the male human units that congregate here on this software platform called a webmaster board are immature in relationship to me :Translation section 1 complete:

Reading data (beep boop beep boop)



Translation section 2 started: I am commencing to begin to start to plug to kill to put bullets in to take photographs of thirty 30 24 hour units involving stunning outrageous extravagent female human units that have no brain are sheep follow orders : Translation section 2 complete:

Reading data (beep boop beep boop)



Translation section 3 started: and You, the male human units that congregate here on this software platform called a webmaster board are lying on the ground in front of an unknown young female human unit that uses a keyboard or other type of computer interface to enter data that appears on in the computer screens of human units known as users that access the computer unit upon which the software that is running to create the webmaster board known as Oprano resides : Translation section 3 complete:

Reading data (beep boop beep boop)



Translation section 4 started: This is the problem the error the miscommunication the improper parsing and allocation that is associated with this commercial unit : Translation section 4 complete:

Reading data (beep boop beep boop)



Translation section 5 started: Interrogative as to location and purpose concerning economic units or reproductive activities with young female human units that you imagine while in a sleep condition : Translation section 5 complete:

Reading data (beep boop beep boop)



Translation section 6 started:My personal experience is such hat I have placed my penis in the vaginal cavity of 2000 pound young female human units : Translation section 6 complete:

Reading data (beep boop beep boop)



Translation section 7 started:I am located presently because of economic units and my desire is to perform commercial unit in conjunction with male human units and young female human units that are driven by a purpose that coincides : Translation section 7 complete:

Reading data (beep boop beep boop)



Translation section 8 started:Mammary units are a United States economic unit with a value of 10 pennies commonly call cents for a package containing 12 units
Reading data (beep boop beep boop)



Translation section 9 started:Interrogation as to doubt returning a true response which results in the obtaining of an occupational position at one of the largest retailers within the global economy : Translation section 9 complete:

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I stand by what I got out of it [/quote]


Here.., beep boop beep boop this old man....
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Ya that what I thought.
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Didn't take any time at all, so don't flatter yourself. It is a COMPUTER PROGRAM which means it can do repetitive tasks in a rapid manner.

Not all of us have to do everything by hand (double entendre fully intentional)
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Didn't take any time at all, so don't flatter yourself. It is a COMPUTER PROGRAM which means it can do repetitive tasks in a rapid manner.

Not all of us have to do everything by hand (double entendre fully intentional)
Your right, it gets plugged into a USB port, So that kinda got trashed in a sense, what about cellphones maybe?
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Your right, it gets plugged into a USB port, So that kinda got trashed in a sense, what about cellphones maybe?
lololololol.... You talk about your change of subject...lololol....


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No shit. I did not know that. You da man. I guess my musicology comes up short today. LMFAO
I know how you like to keep your facts straight and figured you didn't want to go around being misinformed. With that, one further correction;
I da woman. But thanks anyway.

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I know how you like to keep your facts straight and figured you didn't want to go around being misinformed. With that, one further correction;
I da woman. But thanks anyway.

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Here.., try peeling this:
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Sorry Charlie, I don't buy it. You will have to prove it for me to become a believer.

Full nude pic, showing all genitalia, featuring a newspaper with today's date and a note saying something like "Eat shit sarettah" and I might start to buy in. Until then, you be a dude, dude. Furthermore it cannot be a lameass 3d animated pic, must be a real life photo that has not been chopped.
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Didn't take any time at all, so don't flatter yourself. It is a COMPUTER PROGRAM which means it can do repetitive tasks in a rapid manner.

Not all of us have to do everything by hand (double entendre fully intentional)
Just like the programmer. That took even less time. Bingo.
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I know how you like to keep your facts straight and figured you didn't want to go around being misinformed. With that, one further correction;
I da woman. But thanks anyway.

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Well, you did bite. But not to worry, there will be peace when you are done.
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Full nude pic, showing all genitalia, featuring a newspaper with today's date and a note saying something like "Eat shit sarettah" and I might start to buy in. Until then, you be a dude, dude. Furthermore it cannot be a lameass 3d animated pic, must be a real life photo that has not been chopped.
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OHHH CUT THE SHIT PEOPLE, AND JUST PLAY THE FUCKING SONG ALREADY !!!
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Here.., try peeling this:
Can't. Too sticky. Somebody needs a shower!

But thanks for leaving the song (holding up lighter).
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Sorry Charlie, I don't buy it. You will have to prove it for me to become a believer.

Full nude pic, showing all genitalia, featuring a newspaper with today's date and a note saying something like "Eat shit sarettah" and I might start to buy in. Until then, you be a dude, dude. Furthermore it cannot be a lameass 3d animated pic, must be a real life photo that has not been chopped.
Then "dude" it is for you, cause ain't none of that gonna happen. Well, except maybe the "eat shit" part.
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Well, you did bite. But not to worry, there will be peace when you are done.
I figured it was a hook, but didn't want to disappoint. I'm not as think as you dumb I am.
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But thanks for leaving the song (holding up lighter).
I gotta admit, u got spunk man
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Te pesan los cojones, no?

LOL, no, you got spunk. That's why you need to change your chones...
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Then "dude" it is for you, cause ain't none of that gonna happen. Well, except maybe the "eat shit" part.
As I suspected, just one more lame ass guy pretending to be a woman on the net.


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As I suspected, just one more lame ass guy pretending to be a woman on the net.


You're saying that happens frequently? Now, I'm even curious. Why would anyone do that? What's the motivation? I would think the way you fellers have been treating the womenfolk around here, that it would be more beneficial for a chick to come in trying to be a guy, if anything.
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You're saying that happens frequently? Now, I'm even curious. Why would anyone do that? What's the motivation? I would think the way you fellers have been treating the womenfolk around here, that it would be more beneficial for a chick to come in trying to be a guy, if anything.
Where was a female treated poorly on this board? Trisha was treated wonderfully, as are most women here.

There are always occasional assholes who will beat on a woman but that is the exception not the norm.

If you were a woman you would have been treated much differently but your posting style, phraseology, etc reveals you to be a dude and that was obvious from the first word you posted, thus you got treated like a guy.
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Where was a female treated poorly on this board? Trisha was treated wonderfully, as are most women here.

There are always occasional assholes who will beat on a woman but that is the exception not the norm.

If you were a woman you would have been treated much differently but your posting style, phraseology, etc reveals you to be a dude and that was obvious from the first word you posted, thus you got treated like a guy.
I agree women are treated well here. No different from the men. We are, after all, in the same business. You show us where any woman is treated poorly here because she is a woman, peel.
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You're saying that happens frequently? Now, I'm even curious. Why would anyone do that? What's the motivation? I would think the way you fellers have been treating the womenfolk around here, that it would be more beneficial for a chick to come in trying to be a guy, if anything.
show me one instance of us treating the women around here bad...now or STFU
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Where was a female treated poorly on this board? Trisha was treated wonderfully, as are most women here.

There are always occasional assholes who will beat on a woman but that is the exception not the norm.

If you were a woman you would have been treated much differently but your posting style, phraseology, etc reveals you to be a dude and that was obvious from the first word you posted, thus you got treated like a guy.
Okay, due to my limited experience here so far, I'll retract a little. But in fairness I'll tell you what led to my impression. First of all, I was not exactly welcomed with warm fuzzies. I don't care to rehash the whole ordeal, but from my perspective, the whole thing was handled poorly. And yes, I accept some, not all the responsibility for that. Still the bottom line, this is what I had to go on in regards to how some of you fellers treat women.

Okay, then soon after, Trish came on board. And while yes, I agree that most of you folks were very nice to her, there were a couple exceptions. One stands out more prominently, but no need to name names.
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There are always occasional assholes who will beat on a woman but that is the exception not the norm.
I'll keep this in mind for future reference.

[If you were a woman you would have been treated much differently but your posting style, phraseology, etc reveals you to be a dude and that was obvious from the first word you posted, thus you got treated like a guy.]
Back to school, Columbo! And this line of thinking could be a cause of the problem. You can make all the assumptions you want, but without tangible evidence, you can only look foolish. I don't mean to bag on you so I'll explain a little.

Retail has not always been my career. I have a legal background (No, I will not disclose to what capacity) and have lived and worked with men all my adult life, which may account for my "...posting style, phraseology, etc..." This is more than I wanted to reveal, so I'll stop there and it's more than you need to know.

Take it or leave it. But you're certainly not going to see me prove my gender for the sake of not wanting to be called a "dude". I can assure you, I won't let it ruin my day.

And yet, nobody answered the question; what would be the benefit to cross-gender posting? I feel I'm a pretty smart person, and contrary to popular belief, I'm not a know-it-all. So, I truly don't understand this one and would appreciate some explanation.
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"One stands out more prominently, but no need to name names."
Who? Prove it. Give an example. Or, like Sarettah said, shut the fuck up. You are all show and no go, peel. Step up to the plate.
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Who? Prove it. Give an example. Or, like Sarettah said, shut the fuck up. You are all show and no go, peel. Step up to the plate.
Hahaha, you got one hook in me today already. Not this time. Shutting the fuck up now.
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Hahaha, you got one hook in me today already. Not this time. Shutting the fuck up now.
Another one's gone and another one bites the dust.
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Another one's gone and another one bites the dust.

Awww, come on now you guys, I'm running outta videos here
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Awww, come on now you guys, I'm running outta videos here
(Lighter UP!) Thanks Rcourt! I was hoping Rhetorical would have done that. I was about to, but I gotta go. It's one of my son's 7th birthday, and we gotta go to Nana's.

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(Lighter UP!) Thanks Rcourt! I was hoping Rhetorical would have done that. I was about to, but I gotta go. It's one of my son's 7th birthday, and we gotta go to Nana's.

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[quote=rhetorical;789885like Sarettah said, shut the fuck up.[/QUOTE]

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And yet, nobody answered the question; what would be the benefit to cross-gender posting? I feel I'm a pretty smart person, and contrary to popular belief, I'm not a know-it-all. So, I truly don't understand this one and would appreciate some explanation.
ahh hell let me give it the ole college try fur ya.
Broads are treated really well cuz they got dem dere boobies-n-shit see? We being the sex with the swinging meat have a tendency to be... oh i dunno, gentler on the babes right?

if some dude happens to walk into a sausage-fest and wants to get some attention all theys gots to do is claim a vagina. Meat swingers drool, give em attention and everyone is happy.

Unless of course dude is about as feminine as a pro wrastler at which point the pole vaulters get irritable and call foul.

I have to say I am not sure yet whether you are male or female nor do I see how it would matter. But I will say this, since when did a career in law neuter it's female participants? This is the sex game hun, flirting and some playfulness goes with the territory.


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"Meat swingers drool, give em attention and everyone is happy."
Hallelujah. That was the point of this entire thread. Stop acting like freeking customers because some chick....who may or may not have disappeared after getting a couple of guys to sign up to her programme....shows you her tits. Get it? Got it? Good.
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Oh yeah, and btw, y'all did the same thing for the S girl which I found totally ingenuous for someone who was winding you up to try and make a buck and you guys tripped over your tongues.
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Oh yeah, and btw, y'all did the same thing for the S girl which I found totally ingenuous for someone who was winding you up to try and make a buck and you guys tripped over your tongues.
You really are an idiot with your obsession sometimes.

S was one of the original posters on Oprano, before the threaded version. She posted post #167 on the flat board on July 9, 2001 the day the board opened (yes, I still have it databased and I checked). I believe she was also one of the oldtimers from the netpond days. S (since you seem afraid to use her whole name) was family and that is why she was treated as she was. She earned her place in Oprano the same way everyone else did.
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You really are an idiot with your obsession sometimes.

S was one of the original posters on Oprano, before the threaded version. She posted post #167 on the flat board on July 9, 2001 the day the board opened (yes, I still have it databased and I checked). I believe she was also one of the oldtimers from the netpond days. S (since you seem afraid to use her whole name) was family and that is why she was treated as she was. She earned her place in Oprano the same way everyone else did.
Shit I knew her back then and she did the same shit to you guys she did everywhere else. She wrapped you around her little finger. She was all about t and a. Nothing wrong with that, but y'all acted like freeking customers to this no talent chick. It was inevitable that she crashed and burned, but you guys actually paid attention to her. You have no idea of the history I had with this dumb blonde before this board when she tried to take me down big time. So Sar, your knowledge of history is very limited. I am sure you are very good at what you do, but you are not particularly good at recognizing bullshit. And no, I am not leading with my chin and any smart retorts to that end will be recognized as such.
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ahh hell let me give it the ole college try fur ya.
Broads are treated really well cuz they got dem dere boobies-n-shit see? We being the sex with the swinging meat have a tendency to be... oh i dunno, gentler on the babes right?

if some dude happens to walk into a sausage-fest and wants to get some attention all theys gots to do is claim a vagina. Meat swingers drool, give em attention and everyone is happy.

Unless of course dude is about as feminine as a pro wrastler at which point the pole vaulters get irritable and call foul.

I have to say I am not sure yet whether you are male or female nor do I see how it would matter. But I will say this, since when did a career in law neuter it's female participants? This is the sex game hun, flirting and some playfulness goes with the territory.


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Thanks, Spaz. I appreciate the time.

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I have to say I am not sure yet whether you are male or female nor do I see how it would matter.

That's kinda what I've been getting at. I'm hoping this is a "here here" on your part. I'd just as soon move off of that topic.

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I'm not sure what you mean by this, but if you're insinuating that I've somehow severed from that part of my life, I have not. I merely used it as a means to perhaps explain how I can relate to "dudes" without necessarily being one.


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This is the sex game hun, flirting and some playfulness goes with the territory.
I have absolutely no objections to that and fully expect it, within reason. I can tell you that I am completely aware of this environment and I accept most of what comes with the territory. I'm still not showing my tits (or anything else for that matter)!


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I think his original gripe is with the rest of us. Cuz we were acting like horn dogs when a hottie shows up.

Any prolonged arguement with rhetorical is like hog wrestling. You'll just get muddy and the hog likes it.

hahahaha!!! Yeah i kinda figured he gets off on this......
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Over-analyze much???? WTF u talking about?
Are you having some sort of spazzed attack?

How the fuck can u say that, When (YOUS) are the ones jumping at every little freaking comment rhetorical post, Its has though he is just pulling strings on puppets in this thread.
All I've done is watch, and maybe poke one at rhetorical, Knowing that the S word makes his knees shiver when said.
Ya don't have to dispute with rhetorical,
Just say the "S" word, It reminds him every time how Imperfect he truly is.

I am taking that the "S" word is.......Sabby, sabby, sabby!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Rhetorical!!!!! Sabby, sabby, sabby!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehehehehehe!!!!
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I am taking that the "S" word is.......Sabby, sabby, sabby!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Rhetorical!!!!! Sabby, sabby, sabby!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehehehehehe!!!!
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You are a riot!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!


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Translation section 3 started: and You, the male human units that congregate here on this software platform called a webmaster board are lying on the ground in front of an unknown young female human unit that uses a keyboard or other type of computer interface to enter data that appears on in the computer screens of human units known as users that access the computer unit upon which the software that is running to create the webmaster board known as Oprano resides : Translation section 3 complete:

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Translation section 4 started: This is the problem the error the miscommunication the improper parsing and allocation that is associated with this commercial unit : Translation section 4 complete:

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Translation section 5 started: Interrogative as to location and purpose concerning economic units or reproductive activities with young female human units that you imagine while in a sleep condition : Translation section 5 complete:

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She has such a nice ASS, I would indeed lick her asshole!

You are making me blush!!!
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I agree with sarettah on this one!!!! Lets see it!!!

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Sorry Charlie, I don't buy it. You will have to prove it for me to become a believer.

Full nude pic, showing all genitalia, featuring a newspaper with today's date and a note saying something like "Eat shit sarettah" and I might start to buy in. Until then, you be a dude, dude. Furthermore it cannot be a lameass 3d animated pic, must be a real life photo that has not been chopped.
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