What do these football terms mean?

pushpills · 12-21-2005

NFC North Playoff Scenarios

BEARS can clinch first-round bye with:

BEARS win + New York Giants loss + Carolina Panthers loss.

BEARS can clinch playoff berth with:

Washington Redskins loss or tie, OR
Tampa Bay Buccaneers loss

???

PornoDoggy · 12-21-2005

If the Bears win while the Giants and Panthers lose, then they clinch the division title and earn an off-week during the first round of playoffs.

I'm pretty sure that the second scenario refers to clinching a wild card berth.

RyanLanane · 12-21-2005

Bears got the playoffs period...

Division title is what they want !

CDSmith · 12-21-2005

"Bears" refers to a gang of fat hairy gay dudes who like to take steam baths together and talk about baking.

Any context it has with respect to football is unclear.

PornoDoggy · 12-21-2005

Canukistani comedians are not nearly as funny as Yakoff Schmirnoff ...

OldJeff · 12-21-2005

Pushpills, Turn in your penis, you are not allowed in the Man Club anymore for not knowing that

RyanLanane · 12-21-2005

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Originally Posted by OldJeff

Pushpills, Turn in your penis, you are not allowed in the Man Club anymore for not knowing that

And...... CHOP !

TheEnforcer · 12-21-2005

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Originally Posted by OldJeff

Pushpills, Turn in your penis, you are not allowed in the Man Club anymore for not knowing that

Here!! Here!!

DrGuile · 12-21-2005

In that 2nd scenario, the Bears dont even need to win...

pushpills · 12-21-2005

so "playoff berth" is like a wildcard thing?

DrGuile · 12-21-2005

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Originally Posted by pushpills

so "playoff berth" is like a wildcard thing?

berth Pronunciation Key (bûrth)
n.

1. Sufficient space for a ship to maneuver; sea room: kept a clear berth of the reefs.
2. A space for a ship to dock or anchor: a steamship moored to its berth at the pier.
3.
1. Employment on a ship: sought an officer's berth in the merchant marine.
2. A job: a comfortable berth as head of the department.
4.
1. A built-in bed or bunk, as on a ship or a train.
2. A place to sleep or stay; accommodations: found a berth in a nearby hotel.
5. A space where a vehicle can be parked, as for loading.

MorganGrayson · 12-21-2005

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Originally Posted by OldJeff

Pushpills, Turn in your penis, you are not allowed in the Man Club anymore for not knowing that

Hey...I resent that! I knew what it all meant!

DrGuile · 12-21-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Hey...I resent that! I knew what it all meant!

Than you can have Pushpill's...

Dont worry, it hasnt been used much...

MorganGrayson · 12-21-2005

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Originally Posted by DrGuile

Than you can have Pushpill's...

Dont worry, it hasnt been used much...

Great. I get a penis that doesn't know what it's doing....

Sorry, Steve, thought that was funny.

You can have your penis back and I'll provide several lusty professional ladies to kiss it and make it better. They'll explain football to you, too.

RyanLanane · 12-21-2005

Playoff Berth = Guaranteed in the playoffs

Division Lock = Guaranteed to win their divisional title

Hope that helps

RyanLanane · 12-21-2005

P.S. Wildcard talk won't come in to heavy talk until the last week of the season where there will be alot of speculation - and alot of 9-7 teams trying to get in on their last wheel..

If they get a wildcard berth, there are wild card playoffs - which leads to a spot in the actual playoffs... Trying to remember the last time a WildCard one, for some reason I'm thinking it was the 90's but that just doesn't seem right. I'm thinking St. Louis too, but I know that has too be wrong...

grimm · 12-21-2005

bengals..first round buy, division chamions, host first game at home. tickets in hand.

the bears sare me way more than the colts.

MorganGrayson · 12-21-2005

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Originally Posted by grimm

bengals..first round buy, division chamions, host first game at home. tickets in hand.

the bears sare me way more than the colts.

grimm...I lived in Louisville, KY, for a long time, and the Bengals were as close to a "home team" as we had. I'm so very pleased that they're doing well this year.

RyanLanane · 12-21-2005

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Originally Posted by grimm

bengals..first round buy, division chamions, host first game at home. tickets in hand.

the bears sare me way more than the colts.

Amen to that Grim !!!

I am impressed with the Bengals this year... Haven't watched alot this year unfortunately but... someone told me to watch out for them this year during our FFL draft - I spat the beer I was drinking out all over my little brother who told me that... Little shit is at Western (editor of his paper) and heads the sports section - should of listened to him... LOL

TheEnforcer · 12-21-2005

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Originally Posted by DrGuile

Than you can have Pushpill's...

Dont worry, it hasnt been used much...

hahahahahah!!

DrGuile · 12-21-2005

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Originally Posted by grimm

bengals..first round buy, division chamions, host first game at home. tickets in hand.

the bears sare me way more than the colts.

bye
scare

Anyone worried of meeting the Pats? :P

grimm · 12-21-2005

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Originally Posted by DrGuile

bye
scare

Anyone worried of meeting the Pats? :P

oh yeah. they are just hitting stride

RyanLanane · 12-21-2005

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Originally Posted by grimm

oh yeah. they are just hitting stride

I don't see 4 in a row being a problem for them if they stick to their game. Their team is just starting to re-align and DAMN they looked good last week.

Personally I am looking forward to Bears Versus Pats Super Bowl!

And if it happens, OMG - I'm going to have to get a 2nd mortgage or WHATEVER it takes to get to that game... I'm dead serious !!

Long time Chicago fan... Football Wise the only time I even close to strayed was when I had Warner in FFL and St Louis was rushing.

Dravyk · 12-21-2005

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Originally Posted by OldJeff

Pushpills, Turn in your penis, you are not allowed in the Man Club anymore for not knowing that

That was evily sweet!!

WebairGerard · 12-21-2005

Hope Giants keep winning all through January!!

CDSmith · 12-21-2005

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Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

Canukistani comedians are not nearly as funny as Yakoff Schmirnoff ...

I'm thinking whoever made those Viagra commercials must have been bummed out about that "Like A Rock" song already being taken.

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