|
Notices |
Legacy Archived Main Board Business chat and general industry chat. All participation is welcome. Dont post your fucking spam here. |
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
|
04-29-2003 | #1 |
Prostate Examiner
I quoff fine wine at corkd.com
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: good 'ole USA
Posts: 21,018
|
>We all know that it isn't polite to use the "F" word! There are only ten
>times in history the "F" word has been acceptable for use: > > 10. "What the f___ was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 > > 9. "Look at all them f___ing Indians!" - Custer, 1876 > > 8. "Any f___ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938 > > 7. "It does so f___ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926 > > 6. "How the f___ did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126 BC > > 5. "You want WHAT on the f___ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566 > > 4. "Where the f___ are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937 > > 3. "Scattered f___ing showers....My ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC > > 2. "Aw c'mon. Who the f___'s going to find out?"- Bill Clinton, 1997 > > And number 1 . . . . . . . drum roll . . . . . > > 1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f___ing mad." - Saddam Hussein >2003
__________________
why dogs sniff each other butts? |
04-29-2003 | #2 | |
Polishing the Chrome on Bishops Motorcycle
$100 for every ImLive sign-up
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Hell: Bowels : Level 9
Posts: 4,153
|
Quote:
this one cracks me up the most, for some reason........
__________________
ADULT PAYMASTER - All Site Access - Paying $70 October 5th! "Love your enemies...just in case your friends turn out to be bastards." - unknown |
|
04-29-2003 | #3 |
Members
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 8,059
|
That's ____ing funny!
__________________
Almighty Content. Your one stop for live content. Secret Friends, LATINA Secret Friends , My Cam Friends |
04-29-2003 | #4 |
Members
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 8,059
|
This is the one that made me choke and reverse-snort my soda.
"It does so f___ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
__________________
Almighty Content. Your one stop for live content. Secret Friends, LATINA Secret Friends , My Cam Friends |
04-29-2003 | #5 |
Celebrating Company's Success with A Beer From Mini Bar
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Little South of Sanity
Posts: 6,551
|
Every year I make the same new year's resolution
to only use F___ as a verb as in F___ me or I'm going to F___ your brains out |
04-29-2003 | #6 |
Members
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 248
|
Houston, we have a f___ing problem.
__________________
Travis |
04-29-2003 | #7 |
Members
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 8,059
|
Vick,
I've resolved to only use fucking as a gerund.
__________________
Almighty Content. Your one stop for live content. Secret Friends, LATINA Secret Friends , My Cam Friends |
04-29-2003 | #8 |
Celebrating Company's Success with A Beer From Mini Bar
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Little South of Sanity
Posts: 6,551
|
Colin you would fucking say that :P
|
04-29-2003 | #9 | |
Members
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Down Under
Posts: 5,202
|
Quote:
|
|
04-29-2003 | #10 |
Happiness is an anagram of penis pash...
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Brisbane
Posts: 879
|
I can tell you when it's not appropriate.
When you're 10 yrs old, and being beaten up by some bigger boys, and you think your teacher is watching the whole thing and letting you be pulverised, and you get so mad that when your teacher is finally alerted to the fight (no, he wasn't watching actually), and walks over and says 'so what's the problem?', said 10 yr old replies 'you are, you f___ing bastard!'. The trials of parenthood... |
04-29-2003 | #11 | |
Scored VIP to Anton's Piss Tank
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 8,781
|
Quote:
I'm sorry Lisa but hat's just too damn funny!!! I can picture your kid with his fists all balled up with a red face just laying into the teacher and watching the reaction on his/her face!! Then of course there is the image of said teacher explaining all this to you and I can just imagine the color draining from your face as you realize what happened. Parents have some classic stories to tell. |
|
04-29-2003 | #12 | |
Members
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Down Under
Posts: 5,202
|
Quote:
|
|
04-29-2003 | #13 |
Happiness is an anagram of penis pash...
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Brisbane
Posts: 879
|
Matt, no need to apologise for laughing. It happened about 3 weeks ago and I still don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I've always enjoyed the fact that my kids are feisty and interesting, but there is such a thing as too freaking interesting...lol. CJ, care to help chaperone the upcoming 13th birthday party of the classic girl? It's going to be boy/girl. Have to say tho, that my kids are absolute angels compared to these little terrors... "Two three-year-old twin boys who disappeared from home then reappeared hours later without their clothes had been off wreaking havoc in a neighbour's empty house, French newspapers reported. Police initially feared the boys had been abducted, before they were discovered late in the evening walking through their home town of Deols, western France, stark naked and holding a bedside lamp." the rest of the story... |
04-29-2003 | #14 |
Scored VIP to Anton's Piss Tank
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 8,781
|
Hahaha.. too damn funny Lisa.
Of course I'm sure your parents have some tales to tell about you too!! |
04-30-2003 | #15 | |
Members
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Down Under
Posts: 5,202
|
Quote:
<_< it depends, am i allowed to do my survey!? of course, lmk when ;-) |
|
04-30-2003 | #16 | |
FFN PERSONAL TRAINER
$100 for every ImLive sign-up
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: N. Miami
Posts: 4,622
|
Quote:
he wasnt amused at all and my butt STILL feels the wooden spoon of my mothers |
|
04-30-2003 | #17 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Celebrating Company's Success with A Beer From Mini Bar
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Little South of Sanity
Posts: 6,551
|
Quote:
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:52 AM..
|