One more..I fucking dare ya...

Nickatilynx · 10-24-2005

If there is one more "happy fucking monday" post I'll fucking do something terrible!!!

DrGuile · 10-24-2005

Make that "Happy anything that happens more than once a month/year"

I mean, for fuck sake, is your life so devoid of anything real?

Dravyk · 10-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

If there is one more "happy fucking monday" post I'll fucking do something terrible!!!

Nickatilynx · 10-24-2005

I mean seriously its like a home for the bewildered!!!! LOL

everyone took the extra xanax today did ya? ;

Dravyk · 10-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrGuile

Make that "Happy anything that happens more than once a month/year"

I mean, for fuck sake, is your life so devoid of anything real?

Ahhhh, I'm feeling better already being in the company of my fellow curmudgeons!

Dravyk · 10-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

I mean seriously its like a home for the bewildered!!!! LOL

everyone took the extra xanax today did ya? ;

No excuse! I take Xanax, and I'm still the miserable fuck I always am.

... Thank R-n!!

sarettah · 10-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk

No excuse! I take Xanax, and I'm still the miserable fuck I always am.

... Thank R-n!!

Drav, bud....

It's spelled XLax not Xanax

Dravyk · 10-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah

It's spelled XLax not Xanax

Er, not all of us are full of shit.

DrGuile · 10-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Ahhhh, I'm feeling better already being in the company of my fellow curmudgeons!

I had to look it up, but I resent being called a 'curmudgeons'

I'm freakin' ray of sunshine!

Dravyk · 10-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrGuile

I had to look it up, but I resent being called a 'curmudgeons'

I'm freakin' ray of sunshine!

Yeah? Sunshine don't go up that deep!!

Dravyk · 10-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

If there is one more "happy fucking monday" post I'll fucking do something terrible!!!

And your avatar is too fucking happy too, Nick!!

TheEnforcer · 10-24-2005

Hahahaha.. I saw the thread title and knew I would be in for something good!! :>))

Funbrunette · 10-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

I mean seriously its like a home for the bewildered!!!! LOL

everyone took the extra xanax today did ya? ;

Xanax...lol I call it the happy purple pill! I swear it should be available without a prescription! EVERYONE needs it!

PornoDoggy · 10-24-2005

Awwwwwww, some cranky bastards need a biiiiiiiiiiiiiig hug.

Come on, guys, join us in singing "don't worry, be happy."

Sin · 10-24-2005

Not having a very happy monday, Nickatilynx?

MorganGrayson · 10-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sin

Not having a very happy monday, Nickatilynx?

His Monday is great. He just wants everyone else's Monday to suck ass.

TheEnforcer · 10-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

His Monday is great. He just wants everyone else's Monday to suck ass.

Ahahahaha

Nickatilynx · 10-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

His Monday is great. He just wants everyone else's Monday to suck ass.

LOL , she knows me well...

Anthony , Technick and I have a special thing we do when we feel sad...

Works way better than xanax....

;-))

SykkBoy · 10-24-2005

I was just going to come in and post "have a cunty Monday" and it looks like that would be a welcome post...I don't have happy Mondays...especially on new staff hire days ;-)

sarettah · 10-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Anthony , Technick and I have a special thing we do when we feel sad...

Works way better than xanax....

;-))

HOMOS

Newton · 10-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

LOL , she knows me well...

Anthony , Technick and I have a special thing we do when we feel sad...

Works way better than xanax....

;-))

That M6 is better than Xanax ..

MorganGrayson · 10-24-2005

My Monday was pretty shitty, but I don't feel the need to drag everybody else down with me.

So...I took a nap. Helped enormously.

I'm now having coffee in my Oprano mug. Also helps enormously.

I learned how to brew my English tea. Props to both Newton and my husband, who both gave me instructions. You see, the instructions on the tin were written in...er..."English"...and therefore I missed a fine point the first time around. "The longer the steeping time, the more tanin is removed from the tea." The first cup, it sucked every bit of saliva out of my mouth for about an hour. (I got sidetracked, and it was tepid "death tea" by the time my husband indicated I'd let it steep too long.) The second cup, I set the timer for one minute and it was perfect. (Yes, cupcake, I even remembered to heat the pot first. It's a cute little "tea for one" teapot with matching cup, in cadet blue.) I'm becoming a happy little Anglophile with teapots.

My husband is a huge Walker crisps fan. In all honesty, I was almost afraid to open a bag of the things. I was so afraid the American tastebuds over here would let me down and I'd have to skulk back to happy Brits and mutter "just don't see it." However, we shared a bag of the four cheese and red onion and happiness abounded. These aren't "decorate the other half of a plate when you have a sandwhich" American potato chips. These things are actual food, with enough flavor to knock your tastebuds sideways. They're thicker, too. So now I have something else to buy him from the EnglishTeaStore besides his beloved shortbread. He did stare at the flavor list and mutter "lamb and mint?!?!?!?" for a while, though. (Of course, I don't understand why people put mint on lamb in the first place, much less would make a crisp that flavor. Further contemplation reveals my problem with eating lamb at all, though.)

Monday's a good day to let your mind wander.

Sabby · 10-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

If there is one more "happy fucking monday" post I'll fucking do something terrible!!!

The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload.
And nobody's gonna go to school today,
She's going to make them stay at home.
And daddy doesn't understand it,
He always said she was as good as gold.
And he can see no reason
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?

Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
I want to shoot
The whole day down.

The telex machine is kept so clean
As it types to a waiting world.
And mother feels so shocked,
Father's world is rocked,
And their thoughts turn to
Their own little girl.
Sweet 16 ain't so peachy keen,
No, it ain't so neat to admit defeat.
They can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?

Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
I want to shoot
The whole day down.

All the playing's stopped in the playground now
She wants to play with her toys a while.
And school's out early and soon we'll be learning
And the lesson today is how to die.
And then the bullhorn crackles,
And the captain crackles,
With the problems and the how's and why's.
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to die?

Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
I want to shoot
The whole day down.

Sabby

domtheboy · 10-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

My Monday was pretty shitty, but I don't feel the need to drag everybody else down with me.

So...I took a nap. Helped enormously.

I'm now having coffee in my Oprano mug. Also helps enormously.

I learned how to brew my English tea. Props to both Newton and my husband, who both gave me instructions. You see, the instructions on the tin were written in...er..."English"...and therefore I missed a fine point the first time around. "The longer the steeping time, the more tanin is removed from the tea." The first cup, it sucked every bit of saliva out of my mouth for about an hour. (I got sidetracked, and it was tepid "death tea" by the time my husband indicated I'd let it steep too long.) The second cup, I set the timer for one minute and it was perfect. (Yes, cupcake, I even remembered to heat the pot first. It's a cute little "tea for one" teapot with matching cup, in cadet blue.) I'm becoming a happy little Anglophile with teapots.

My husband is a huge Walker crisps fan. In all honesty, I was almost afraid to open a bag of the things. I was so afraid the American tastebuds over here would let me down and I'd have to skulk back to happy Brits and mutter "just don't see it." However, we shared a bag of the four cheese and red onion and happiness abounded. These aren't "decorate the other half of a plate when you have a sandwhich" American potato chips. These things are actual food, with enough flavor to knock your tastebuds sideways. They're thicker, too. So now I have something else to buy him from the EnglishTeaStore besides his beloved shortbread. He did stare at the flavor list and mutter "lamb and mint?!?!?!?" for a while, though. (Of course, I don't understand why people put mint on lamb in the first place, much less would make a crisp that flavor. Further contemplation reveals my problem with eating lamb at all, though.)

Monday's a good day to let your mind wander.

Wow Morgan...I never realised there was so much to drinking tea and eating crisps !

MorganGrayson · 10-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by domtheboy

Wow Morgan...I never realised there was so much to drinking tea and eating crisps !

I'm an overachiever.

sudden · 10-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funbrunette

Xanax...lol I call it the happy purple pill! I swear it should be available without a prescription! EVERYONE needs it!

Yes, lets make the whole population walking zombies with no feelings - except aggression (and as an added bonus horrible withdrawals)

Nickatilynx · 10-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by sudden

Yes, lets make the whole population walking zombies with no feelings - except aggression (and as an added bonus horrible withdrawals)

I thank fuck I didn't get on them... lol

Funbrunette · 10-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by sudden

Yes, lets make the whole population walking zombies with no feelings - except aggression (and as an added bonus horrible withdrawals)

Probably better than dealing with a bunch of angry and stressed out people that kill each other over nothing! You know what sarcasm is right?

Newton · 10-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funbrunette

Probably better than dealing with a bunch of angry and stressed out people that kill each other over nothing!

Tell me about it, those January sales are killers

sudden · 10-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funbrunette

Probably better than dealing with a bunch of angry and stressed out people that kill each other over nothing! You know what sarcasm is right?

No, what is sarcasm? Would you please enlighten me and make my day?

Funbrunette · 10-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by sudden

No, what is sarcasm? Would you please enlighten me and make my day?

Just take a Xanax!

Trev · 10-24-2005

I used to get stressed out worrying about a whole pile of things, ranging from 2257 all the way through to who can carry guns in the US. Then it hit me - I don't give two fucks... no need for chemical happiness here

sudden · 10-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funbrunette

Just take a Xanax!

But I only have 60 bars left, and there's a long weekend coming up!

Dravyk · 10-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

Awwwwwww, some cranky bastards need a biiiiiiiiiiiiiig hug.

Come on, guys, join us in singing "don't worry, be happy."

You do realize I've killed people for less.

Dravyk · 10-24-2005

Monday Monday, can't trust that day,
Monday Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way
Oh Monday morning, you gave me no warning of what was to be
Oh Monday Monday, how yould cou leave and not take me.

Every other day, every other day,
Every other day of the week is fine, yeah
But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes ...

Osiris · 10-24-2005

Hahahahahahah!

ReighlynnRaine · 10-24-2005

*ducking in advance*

Seriously though... what's people's beef with Monday?

It's just another day.

All of them blow equally, why single poor monday out and pick on it?

*xanax*

Funbrunette · 10-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by sudden

But I only have 60 bars left, and there's a long weekend coming up!

Long weekends are good no? Come here and I'll give you a HUGE hug I promise you'll feel better!

Vick · 10-24-2005

I'll take what the fuck did Bob Geldoff do before Live Aid for $100 please Alex

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby

The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload.
And nobody's gonna go to school today,
She's going to make them stay at home.
And daddy doesn't understand it,
He always said she was as good as gold.
And he can see no reason
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?

Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
I want to shoot
The whole day down.

The telex machine is kept so clean
As it types to a waiting world.
And mother feels so shocked,
Father's world is rocked,
And their thoughts turn to
Their own little girl.
Sweet 16 ain't so peachy keen,
No, it ain't so neat to admit defeat.
They can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?

Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
I want to shoot
The whole day down.

All the playing's stopped in the playground now
She wants to play with her toys a while.
And school's out early and soon we'll be learning
And the lesson today is how to die.
And then the bullhorn crackles,
And the captain crackles,
With the problems and the how's and why's.
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to die?

Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
I want to shoot
The whole day down.

Sabby

sarettah · 10-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReighlynnRaine

*ducking in advance*

Seriously though... what's people's beef with Monday?

It's just another day.

All of them blow equally, why single poor monday out and pick on it?

*xanax*

You obviously do not work a day job

Vick · 10-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by sudden

Yes, lets make the whole population walking zombies with no feelings - except aggression (and as an added bonus horrible withdrawals)

Awwww sounds like someone forgot to take their Xanax today

Sabby · 10-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vick

I'll take what the fuck did Bob Geldoff do before Live Aid for $100 please Alex

And I'll take Vick is just being cunty cause someone else found a great song to fit in with a thread for $200.

kisssssssssssssss

Sabby

Funbrunette · 10-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby

And I'll take Vick is just being cunty cause someone else found a great song to fit in with a thread for $200.

kisssssssssssssss

Sabby

Thought I would lighten up this thread...Sabby I love the new avatar! How the fuck can anyone be grumpy when you look at Sabby!

Sabby · 10-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funbrunette

Thought I would lighten up this thread...Sabby I love the new avatar! How the fuck can anyone be grumpy when you look at Sabby!

LOL... I love Vick... and he knows it.

I have been shooting alot of pics lately... and I like to give Oprano some new shots

Sabby

PornoDoggy · 10-24-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby

LOL... I love Vick... and he knows it.

I have been shooting alot of pics lately... and I like to give Oprano some new shots

Sabby

"Do you offer braille shows for the visually impaired?" he asked, quicky trying to hide his glasses.

DrGuile · 10-25-2005

NOFX - Thank god it's monday Lyrics

I’m gonna tell you what I really think I like about Monday
Cause they fell like Saturdays
When you don’t have to go to work, every day is a holiday
I wake up when I want to, I do anything I wanna do
Can’t wait for Tuesday
I really don’t like Fridays I can’t do what I wanna do
Sold out at the movies, can’t eat at the restaurant
Everybody wants to party, but the bar’s full of cigarette
smoke
I think I’ll stay home, I think I’ll wait for Monday

I live a five day weekend, I gotta year long holiday
Thanks god it’s Monday
The only place I gotta be is the show or on the first tee
Thank god it’s Monday
Never mind aggravation, just give me modulation gimmie another
key

I’ll tell you why I like Tuesdays, cause they’re kinda like
Christmas
Come to think about Wednesdays, are a little like Chanakah
Thursdays thanksgiving, I’m talking about good living
I think I’ll give thanx
Thank god it’s Monday

CDSmith · 10-25-2005

Yeah, and what was up with that rash of "happy humpday" threads a while back?

humpday? Please. I'd rather see that many posts titled "Happy fuck day", but shouldn't every day be fuck day?

People are really reaching for new thread material these days.

voodooman · 10-25-2005

Happy Fucking Tuesday!!!

MorganGrayson · 10-25-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby

LOL... I love Vick... and he knows it.

I have been shooting alot of pics lately... and I like to give Oprano some new shots

Sabby

I meant to comment on how much I like your new avatar, Sabby!

MorganGrayson · 10-25-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by voodooman

Happy Fucking Tuesday!!!

Happy Fucking Tuesday right back atcha, voodooman!

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