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08-06-2007 | #1 |
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Rhetorical, I'm leaving my wife for Trisha Uptown
I knew you would appreciate another Uptown kid appreciation thread.
Now, if we can just figure out what to do with her boyfriend, that sweet round beautiful ass can be all mine.
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Re: Rhetorical, I'm leaving my wife for Trisha Uptown
Don't do it. It is approaching its sell by date and you will regret this hasty decision.
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08-06-2007 | #3 |
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Re: Rhetorical, I'm leaving my wife for Trisha Uptown
I admit it is pretty hasty, but she let me rub my ball on her pussy and then she hypnotized me while I squeezing behind her at the bar. Now I have an uncontrollable desire to worship her ass.
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Re: Rhetorical, I'm leaving my wife for Trisha Uptown
Damn good thing it was only one ball or you would have been toast. Stay away from the light.
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08-07-2007 | #5 |
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Re: Rhetorical, I'm leaving my wife for Trisha Uptown
Follow the light..........follow the light..............
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Re: Rhetorical, I'm leaving my wife for Trisha Uptown
cool post sweetheart. Insightful. Thougtful. It really does engender the best that porn girls have to offer. Kind of like the big ass old time bikini shot. I assume you have big hair curlers and a moped as well. Follow the light girl.
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Re: Rhetorical, I'm leaving my wife for Trisha Uptown
Oh and one more thing, when the consensus is that your only talent is having a perfect ass is your mark in life, then you might consider what it is you do for a living. A gift of nature is not a talent. It is pure luck.
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08-07-2007 | #8 |
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Re: Rhetorical, I'm leaving my wife for Trisha Uptown
She doesn't just have a nice ass. She's a very sweet girl.
I just keep hoping that if I tell her she has a nice ass, she'll hold it against me... again.
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Re: Rhetorical, I'm leaving my wife for Trisha Uptown
I... must... resist... I... must... Oh who the fuck am I kidding? I'm old and if I had the chance to tap that ass, I'd do it at least twice.
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08-08-2007 | #12 |
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Re: Rhetorical, I'm leaving my wife for Trisha Uptown
Too Funny!!!
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08-08-2007 | #13 |
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08-08-2007 | #14 |
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Re: Rhetorical, I'm leaving my wife for Trisha Uptown
Twice?! Sheesh... I think I need new vitamins!
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08-08-2007 | #15 |
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Re: Rhetorical, I'm leaving my wife for Trisha Uptown
Hammer, I suggest you look at one of my quotes in my sig for inspiration.
Trisha, I already have an ex-wife so it would be less messy all around. |
08-09-2007 | #16 |
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Re: Rhetorical, I'm leaving my wife for Trisha Uptown
too funny!!!!!!
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