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Old 12-16-2010   #1
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Ive reshuffled the deck for an experiment.
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I don't like it. Make it go away.


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I did make it go away.

If your surfer then its . . .

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And is that "your" supposed to be "you're" as in "you are?"

It's all very confusing, and without a sugar high from the donut I still have not received, I simply can't work it all out.

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And is that "your" supposed to be "you're" as in "you are?"

It's all very confusing, and without a sugar high from the donut I still have not received, I simply can't work it all out.

Soooo, gimmee my damn donut!
I guess Lars is running from the tubes.
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I can't see... it's dark in there. Anyone got a candle so I don't have to curse the darkness?
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You have been eaten by a grue.
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crap! that means I have to start over again.

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I thought this was a racist thread.
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You got to "open Pack" first.
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OK I'm scaring myself how much I remember about the original Adventure
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Should we be breaking radio silence like this?
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PAN PAN PAN

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It's a shame this place went to hell. It used to be about doing business with successful people. Now it's just full of people that gave up doing business, trying to pick up the crumbs together.

If I wasn't somewhat sentimental (coming from ynot, netpond, to oprano), I'd have stopped coming here years ago, but hey, everyone's got their vice, right? I mean, it's clearly slightly more beneficial to my health to be reading Oprano, compared to picking up another vice, like Heroin.

Although Scott seems to have done alright on H.. Better than any of you ever will..
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You seem to think you know what everyone here is doing re: business, and you're assuming the posts here are a reflection that.

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It's a shame this place went to hell. It used to be about doing business with successful people. Now it's just full of people that gave up doing business, trying to pick up the crumbs together.

If I wasn't somewhat sentimental (coming from ynot, netpond, to oprano), I'd have stopped coming here years ago, but hey, everyone's got their vice, right? I mean, it's clearly slightly more beneficial to my health to be reading Oprano, compared to picking up another vice, like Heroin.

Although Scott seems to have done alright on H.. Better than any of you ever will..
This from a guy who claims to have met me. Funny I have never met anyone who had their house repossessed.
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It's a shame this place went to hell. It used to be about doing business with successful people. Now it's just full of people that gave up doing business, trying to pick up the crumbs together.

If I wasn't somewhat sentimental (coming from ynot, netpond, to oprano), I'd have stopped coming here years ago, but hey, everyone's got their vice, right? I mean, it's clearly slightly more beneficial to my health to be reading Oprano, compared to picking up another vice, like Heroin.

Although Scott seems to have done alright on H.. Better than any of you ever will..
rhetorical? That you?
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Nah, its Tony, el ángel loco. I told him to go to Ex Nations where he can howl at the moon and nobody will hear him.
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...............If I wasn't somewhat sentimental (coming from ynot, netpond, to oprano), I'd have stopped coming here years ago, ...............

Hey, don't let us keep ya.....you just go on to something more exciting, y'hear?

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