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I ran into this doing some
"home improvement" research "In the book For Yourself, Dr. Lonnie Barbach reports: "Research by Arvalea Nelson indicates that consistently orgasmic women tend to describe themselves as contented, good-natured, insightful, self-confident, independent, realistic, strong, capable, and understanding while non-orgasmic women tend to describe themselves as bitter, despondent, dissatisfied, distrustful, fussy, immature, inhibited, prejudiced, and sulky." info is from http://www.sybian.com/aff/sybianindex.htm what do YOU think?
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Serge did you know we have a Sybian in Tampa?
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Serge, are you asking me because I appear to be bitter, despondent, dissatisfied, distrustful, fussy, immature, inhibited, prejudiced, and sulky?
The problem I have is that I find sex much more enjoyable when it is a one-night stand, or with someone I don't particularly like. Those I love have not been the best lovers in the world. The most intense and best orgasms are usually oral or with a vibrator. I hope that most women who have a wonderful sexlife are happy, contented, good-natured, insightful, self-confident, independent, realistic, strong, capable, and understanding Don't forget, the bitchy bi-polar confucy is a board personality who sounds like she needs to be fucked. Look around. Do Carrie, Kimmy, Peaches, CJ, and the rest appear to be happy and content? Think not! 
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********************************** you do??? hmmmm.....I never noticed that, where the fuck was I looking?????? The problem I have is that I find sex much more enjoyable when it is a one-night stand, or with someone I don't particularly like. ************************************ back in a day, I heard from folks, confucy is after you because she just wants to fuck you... and one thing I couldn't get out of anybody was what they mean, on the boards or in real life ;-)))) Those I love have not been the best lovers in the world. *********************************************** I guess it covers me as well...I was the best lover* only in my small town in Belarus ;-)))) *-no independent tests were made, not FDA approved. The most intense and best orgasms are usually oral or with a vibrator. ************************************************** ***** I dunno about oral, but vibrator up the butt is a DEFINATE help, I cum like a rocket! ;-))) Don't forget, the bitchy bi-polar confucy is a board personality who sounds like she needs to be fucked. ********************************* bullshit! "all you needs is love, love.. love is all you need..." (---Beatles) Look around. Do Carrie, Kimmy, Peaches, CJ, and the rest appear to be happy and content? Think not! ************************************** I dunno, but I can do more research if ladies agree, with following exceptions: Carrie- too small ass for my taste, the results might be scewed Kimmy - no problem Peaches - I'm creaming my pants as I post CJ - in 15 years...maybe, if she smartens up ;-))))
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Men tell other men what they think they want to hear.
Serge, would you prefer women being attracted to you for your sexual ability to go all hight long or would you rather they be excited about your mind? YOU KNOW THE ANSWER! Recent studies are showing that men are trying so hard to please the women that they are holding back cumming so long that they can't cum at all! This is a much bigger problem than men want you to know. Also, the medication that men are taking like prozac, zoloft, viagra, pain medications, etc are keeping men from ejaculating. They may cum, but no fluid is released, and women think they are lying. Life is so complicated. Is your sexlife better or worse since you got married? Keep a diary so you can report back to your Oprano fans after a year has passed. (Isn't that year up in January?) 
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I think when shes masterbating after thinking of smelling of Carrie's hair...she screams out....let me cum my Precious.....let us cum....please Precious please!
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 I always seem to be the last to know these things - being blonde is such a hindrance!It doesn't matter though - I'm too self righteous to ever have an orgasm anyway. :P |
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This thread is turning me on.....
I hope Katie gets back from Cali soon! 
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I used to be a happy camper, wondering thru life, doing the deed 1-2 a week, always with a big smile on my face untill I met Sue and got married. Now I am forced to have sex 4-6 times a day, no even time off for the periods, I am forced to ejaculate, Zyban or not, she doesn't care, 2 electricity blackouts in 2 separate countries were caused by my wife charging her vibrator batteris, I am forced to drink red wine every day by her and her minion Forest, I gained 5 pounds in 12 months, my dick sores and has teeth bruses, I think I'll be dead soon from exhaustion.... will you bring a stone to my grave, dear?
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All righty then.....
Does anyone know of a nice liberal cemetary that will allow Fucked To Death....RIP on Serge's headstone? LOL Last edited by LadyLaw at Oct 4 2003, 04:34 PM |
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Serge, in this case I think its YOU are ending up like ME!
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[quote]Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Oct 4 2003, 01:28 PM
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Mike, please don't tell us Katie is in California to see Arnold!
Have you seen the women he has been accused of groping? I haven't seen one *young* woman because most of these acts alledgedly took place 20 years ago and the women are much older now. If Arnold saw cute Katie, I bet he would feel an overwhelming desire to pinch and grope again. Once you are hooked on groping, you must enter a five-step program to fight the addiction. 
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I do not think Arnie with is bad ticker could handle Katie now.... She will be back tommorow, so I will get to grope her!
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I'll change $5000 to piss on Serge's grave and split it with you (is that ok by you Serge?)
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 See... and all those people who were gossiping about your wedding last year thought that Serge would be a bad influence on you, my dear... lol But maybe you should go easy on him for awhile... you know, let him get in a short breather or two... ...at least until we can find that liberal cemetary for ya!
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charge $10,000 and give monthly passes...recurring! Webmaster affiliate program will help too! ;-)))
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I have noticed on other forums that any woman including myself is considered bitchy, bitter or psycho if they stick up for themselves.
Hiya Serge ! Last edited by Julene at Oct 6 2003, 09:47 AM
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Women don't really have orgasms, do they???
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Only with you, Buff....on those videos! You razzle dazzle them, and they lose control.
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