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Why should it make a difference who someone is? Isn't this a free country? What exactly did you mean by that? Just curiose, man.
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"If you have to ask you'll never know"
Who is on first!
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LOU: I love baseball. When we get to St. Louis, will you tell
me the guys' name on the team so when I go to see them in
that St. Louis ball park I'll be able to know those
fellows?
BUD: All right. but you know, strange as it may seems, they
give ball players nowadays very peculiar names, nick names,
like "Dizzy Dean." Now on the St. Louis team we have Who's
on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third --
LOU: That's what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the
names of the fellows on the St. Louis team.
BUD: I'm telling you. Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't
Know is on third --
LOU: You know the fellows' names?
BUD: Yes.
LOU: Well, then who's playin' first.
BUD: Yes
LOU: I mean the fellow's name on first base.
BUD: Who.
LOU: The fellow playin' first base for St. Louis.
BUD: Who.
LOU: The guy on first base.
BUD: Who is on first.
LOU: Well, what are you askin' me for?
BUD: I'm not asking you -- I'm telling you. WHO IS ON FIRST.
LOU: I'm asking you -- who's on first?
BUD: That's the man's name!
LOU: That's who's name?
BUD: Yes.
LOU: Well, go ahead and tell me.
BUD: Who.
LOU: The guy on first.
BUD: Who.
LOU: The first baseman.
BUD: Who is on first.
LOU: Have you got a first baseman on first?
BUD: Certainly.
LOU: Then who's playing first?
BUD: Absolutely.
LOU: (pause) When you pay off the first baseman every month, who
gets the money?
BUD: Every dollar of it. And why not, the man's entitled to it.
LOU: Who is?
BUD: Yes.
LOU: So who gets it?
BUD: Why shouldn't he? Sometimes his wife comes down and
collects it.
LOU: Who's wife?
BUD: Yes. After all the man earns it.
LOU: Who does?
BUD: Absolutely.
LOU: Well all I'm trying to find out is what's the guys name on
first base.
BUD: Oh, no, no, What is on second base.
LOU: I'm not asking you who's on second.
BUD: Who's on first.
LOU: That's what I'm trying to find out.
BUD: Well, don't change the players around.
LOU: I'm not changing nobody.
BUD: Now, take it easy.
LOU: What's the guy's name on first base?
BUD: What's the guy's name on second base.
LOU: I'm not askin' ya who's on second.
BUD: Who's on first.
LOU: I don't know.
BUD: He's on third. We're not talking about him.
LOU: How could I get on third base?
BUD: You mentioned his name.
LOU: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is
playing third?
BUD: No, Who's playing first.
LOU: Stay offa first, will ya?
BUD: Well what do you want me to do?
LOU: Now what's the guy's name on first base?
BUD: What's on second.
LOU: I'm not asking ya who's on second.
BUD: Who's on first.
LOU: I don't know.
BUD: He's on third.
LOU: There I go back on third again.
BUD: Well, I can't change their names.
LOU: Say, will you please stay on third base.
BUD: Please. Now what is it you want to know.
LOU: What is the fellow's name on third base.
BUD: What is the fellow's name on second base.
LOU: I'm not askin' ya who's on second.
BUD: Who's on first.
LOU: I don't know.
BUD: THIRD BASE!
LOU: You got an outfield?
BUD: Oh, sure.
LOU: St. Louis has got a good outfield?
BUD: Oh, absolutely.
LOU: The left fielder's name?
BUD: Why.
LOU: I don't know, I just thought I'd ask.
BUD: Well, I just thought I'd tell you.
LOU: Them tell me who's playing left field.
BUD: Who's playing first.
LOU: Stay out of the infield!
BUD: Don't Don't mention any names out here.
LOU: I want to know what's the fellow's name on left field?
BUD: What is on second.
LOU: I'm not askin' ya who's on second.
BUD: Who is on first.
LOU: I don't know.
BUD & LOU: (together and calmly) Third base.
LOU: And the left fielder's name?
BUD: Why.
LOU: Because.
BUD: Oh he's Center Field.
LOU: (whimpers) Center field.
BUD: Yes.
LOU: Wait a minute. You got a pitcher on this team.
BUD: Wouldn't this be a fine team without a pitcher.
LOU: I don't know. Tell me the pitcher's name.
BUD: Tomorrow.
LOU: You don't want to tell me today?
BUD: I'm tell you, man.
LOU: Then go ahead.
BUD: Tomorrow.
LOU: What time?
BUD: What time what?
LOU: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's pitching?
BUD: Now listen, Who is not pitching. Who is on --
LOU: I'LL BREAK YOU ARM IF YOU SAY "WHO'S ON FIRST!"
BUD: Then why come up here and ask?
LOU: I want to know what's the pitcher's name.
BUD: What's on second.
LOU: I don't know.
BUD & LOU: (VERY QUICKLY) THIRD BASE!!
LOU: You gotta Catcher?
BUD: Yes.
LOU: The Catcher's name?
BUD: Today.
LOU: Today. And Tomorrow's pitching.
BUD: Now you've got it.
LOU: That's all. St. Louis hat a couple of days on their team.
BUD: Well I can't help that.
LOU: You know I'm a good catcher too.
BUD: I know that.
LOU: I would like to play for the St. Louis team.
BUD: Well I might arrange that.
LOU: I would like to catch. Now I'm being a good Catcher,
tomorrow's pitching on the team, and I'm catching.
BUD: Yes.
LOU: Tomorrow throws the ball and the guy up bunts the ball.
BUD: Yes.
LOU: Now when he bunts the ball -- me being a good catcher -- I
want to throw the guy out a first base, so I pick up the
ball and throw it to who?
BUD: Now that's the first thing you've said right.
LOU: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!!
BUD: Well, that's all you have to do.
LOU: is to throw it to first base.
BUD: Yes.
LOU: Now who's got it?
BUD: Naturally.
LOU: Who has it?
BUD: Naturally.
LOU: Naturally.
BUD: Naturally.
LOU: O.K.
BUD: Now you've got it.
LOU: I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.
BUD: No you don't you throw the ball to first base.
LOU: Then who gets it?
BUD: Naturally.
LOU: O.K.
BUD: All right.
LOU: I throw the ball to Naturally.
BUD: You don't you throw it to Who.
LOU: Naturally.
BUD: Well, naturally. Say it that way.
LOU: That's what i said.
BUD: You did not.
LOU: I said I'd throw the ball to Naturally.
BUD: You don't. You throw it to Who.
LOU: Naturally.
BUD: Yes.
LOU: So I throw the ball to first base and Naturally gets it.
BUD: No. You throw the ball to first base--
LOU: Then who gets it?
BUD: Naturally.
LOU: That's what I'm saying.
BUD: You're not saying that.
LOU: I throw the ball to Naturally.
BUD: You throw it to Who!
LOU: Naturally.
BUD: Naturally. Well say it that way.
LOU: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!
BUD: Now don't get excited.
LOU: Whose gettin excited!! I throw the ball to first base--
BUD: Then Who gets it.
LOU: (annoyed) HE BETTER GET IT!
BUD: That's it. All right now Take it easy.
LOU: Hrmmph.
BUD: Hrmmph.
LOU: Now I throw the ball to first base, whoever it is grabs
the ball, so the guy runs to second.
BUD: Uh-huh.
LOU: Who picks up the ball and throws it to what. What throws
it to I don't know. I don't know throws it back to
tomorrow -- a triple play.
BUD: Yeah. It could be.
LOU: Another guy gets up and it's a long fly ball to center.
Why? I don't know, he's on third, and I don't give a darn.
BUD: What did you say.
LOU: I said "I don't give a darn."
BUD: Oh, that's our shortstop!
LOU: ABBOTT!
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Hahahahahaha
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Hahahahahaha
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He is just a boring dancing monkey ,Trev, with a obsession for Serge's cock.
He thinks he knows more on any given subject than anyone else on this board.
What we are seeing , effectively , is grogan in 15 years.
Still an asshole ,just older ,and if anything ,even more sad , living in his delusional world where he thinks he matters.
Maybe in 10 yrs he will realise , he doesn't.
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What we are seeing , effectively , is grogan in 15 years.
Still an asshole ,just older ,and if anything ,even more sad , living in his delusional world where he thinks he matters.
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Gonzo write it up
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He is just a boring dancing monkey ,Trev, with a obsession for Serge's cock.
He thinks he knows more on any given subject than anyone else on this board.
What we are seeing , effectively , is grogan in 15 years.
Still an asshole ,just older ,and if anything ,even more sad , living in his delusional world where he thinks he matters.
Maybe in 10 yrs he will realise , he doesn't.
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Neither you nor Trev ever respond when challenged. Is it a lack of wit I am witnessing or are you guys just boring? I bet you are a good time in the bar. Queue the cock sucking, dancing monkey, organ grinder, and any number of homophobic remarks. Why are you guys so intimidated by packers?
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Neither you nor Trev ever respond when challenged. Is it a lack of wit I am witnessing or are you guys just boring?
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There's a huge difference between being boring and being bored.
Sir you bore me!
Night people I'm outta here untill the AM.
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1.) What the hell is this, remedial piss day?
2.) You just crashed and burned
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Just wondering here ... isn't calling Serge dude incorrect?
Wouldn't it be dudevich?
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Just wondering here ... isn't calling Serge dude incorrect?
Wouldn't it be dudevich?
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Only if he was Russian and it was his middle name
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Just wondering here ... isn't calling Serge dude incorrect?
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I think the Jewish versions of dude are:
Dudeson
Dudeman
Dudesky
Dudestein
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So what are the chinese and indian versions, serge?
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I mean no disrespect quoting Archimed who said over 2000 years ago:
"One fool can ask more questions than 1000 wise men can answer"
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Work it Jimbo. That was better. I will give you two stars for that. But I know you can do better. Give it your best shot and I will review your work and give you my unbiased, professional opinion. Well maybe slightly biased, but it will be of great help to you in your future postings. Your past submissions are improving dude. Your deftness with clip art is becoming "interesting".
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J, honey, why all stupids here are rich?
..and it's time for you to show us your tits
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Work it Jimbo. That was better. I will give you two stars for that. But I know you can do better. Give it your best shot and I will review your work and give you my unbiased, professional opinion. Well maybe slightly biased, but it will be of great help to you in your future postings. Your past submissions are improving dude. Your deftness with clip art is becoming "interesting".
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Jim, be gentle with her...
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J, honey, why all stupids here are rich?
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Whose rich and who cares, Serge? You can never tell whose rich anyway, unless you can see their bank accounts. Hell there are tons of stupid rich people especially in porn. And there are tons of really smart poor people. Being rich does not make you smart. For some folks it just means a house in Cancun or Florida and and a genuine leather white belt. You subscribe to the puritan ethic? Not me. I thought you were deeper than that.
Damn I almost forgot the most obvious, unequivocal example of what I mean: George W. Bush
He can also quote the bible. What does that tell you?
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J's douchebag should definitely win hands down. The funny thing is that you have yet to see the suitcase pimp's best work.
Wait until he begins his rants about how stupid you all are for using 3rd party processors and sending traffic to an affiliate program. That is when his stupidity really shines through.
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He doesn't seem to be responding today with his usual frequency. Must be a busy day in the "whoring out your wife" business.
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He doesn't seem to be responding today with his usual frequency. Must be a busy day in the "whoring out your wife" business.
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Do you have any other details on him?
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Serge. Mike..where is my $10,000,000 per post? That's what Seinfeld got per episode!!!!
I'll take a free banner spot for life, otherwise you will hear from my dude, err, attorney!
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11-13-2003
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#143
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The pedestal just above YOU!
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Originally posted by J'springer+Nov 13 2003, 03:03 PM-->| QUOTE (J'springer @ Nov 13 2003, 03:03 PM) |
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Originally posted by -JMM@Nov 13 2003, 02:58 PM
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Originally posted by -Peaches@Nov 13 2003, 02:49 PM
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11-13-2003
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#144
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Hills of N. GA
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Originally posted by JMM+Nov 13 2003, 06:58 PM-->| QUOTE (JMM @ Nov 13 2003, 06:58 PM) |
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Originally posted by -Peaches@Nov 13 2003, 02:49 PM
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11-13-2003
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#145
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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Originally posted by JMM@Nov 13 2003, 06:16 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA, boy are you stupid. DJ doesn't have any money, just ask anyone!
Oh, and you forgot to say 'dude'
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Don't tell him! That's the only insult he has!
"Good thing you're rich, dude, cuz you're not {random delusion}"
Let's see....we have :
Monetary inferiority complex (Constantly complaining about the wealthy while claiming to have made millions)
Intellectual inferiority complex (If he keeps saying how much more intelligent/witty/talented he is than everyone else, maybe he will start to believe it)
Inability to take responsibility for one's standing (It's everyone else's personality problem that he's universally despised and/or banned)
Complete disregard for the facts ("Show me where I said I made millions" - "Owning 2 houses makes you a millionaire" - Doh!)
Pointless George Bush bashes
All wrapped up in a Spicoliesque delivery bot...
Add the ingredients together, and you have the makings of a Stoner Communist....
If I had $20, I'd bet on it...
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11-13-2003
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#146
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11-13-2003
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#147
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11-13-2003
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Prostate Examiner
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: good 'ole USA
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Originally posted by JMM@Nov 13 2003, 05:58 PM
J'sdouchebag is male and a suitcase pimp. His main claim to fame is whoring out his wife Julia.
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how much?
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11-13-2003
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#149
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