To Be A Democrat, You Have To Believe That …

wig · 11-01-2002

To be a Democrat, you have to believe that …

1) The AIDS virus is spread by a lack of funding.
2) Trial lawyers are selfless heroes and that doctors are overpaid.
3) Global temperatures are affected more by a suburban soccer mom driving an SUV than by documented, cyclical variations in the brightness and intensity of the sun.
4) Guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than nuclear, chemical and biological weapons in the hands of Saddam Hussein.
5) Businesses create oppression and government creates prosperity.
6) Self-esteem is more important than doing anything to earn it.
7) There was no art before federal funding.
8) The NRA is a bad organization because it stands up for certain parts of the Constitution, but the ACLU is a good organization because it stands up for certain parts of the Constitution.
9) Taxes are too low but ATM fees are too high.
10) Standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas are not.
11) ANY change in the weather is proof of global warming.
12) National wealth is determine by what we consume, not by what we produce.
13) The only wars in which America should become involved are those in which our national security is not at risk.
14) Perjury and obstruction of justice are impeachable if a Republican president commits them but a harmless, private matter if a Democrat president commits them.
15) America can have a strong military without spending money on it.
16) The way to improve public school is to give more money and power to the very people who have misused that power and money to destroy the public schools.
17) Hunters and fishermen do not care about the environment but pasty-faced activists that rarely venture out-of-doors do.
18) A bureaucrat living in Washington, D.C. can make better decisions about how to spend the money that you earn than you can.
19) Being a movie or television star qualifies you to speak out on public policy.
20) Hillary Clinton is a wonderful example for young women of feminine independence even though she has never accomplished anything worthwhile without riding on the coattails of her husband.
21) A handful of religious whackos living in rural Texas are ore of a threat to public safety than Islamic terrorists who wish to plant bombs in major American cities.
22) Passing new laws are a much better way to curb crime than enforcing the existing ones.
23) Tax cut are for people who don’t actually pay income taxes.

:P

Wizzo · 11-01-2002

LOL... My political stance is this: I can't be a democrat because I like spending my own money, I can't be a Republican, because I might want to spend it on wiskey and whores... <_<

Of course here lately, George has been acting very spend happy, every damn time he speaks, he's wanting start some other govt. agency, taskforce, dept, etc... but he has alot of friends that need jobs I guess?

Winetalk.com · 11-01-2002

wig,
I loved it so much I sent it to all my family members
;-))

wig · 11-01-2002

Wizzo... I hear ya. That's my stance, too. :P :P

Serge, Glad you like it. It came off Neal Boortz's website, which is a must read each day. http://www.boortz.com

He has some funny shit and he doesn't mince words.

Almighty Colin · 11-01-2002

#6 is funny.

sextoyking · 11-01-2002

Wig,

I gotta admit some of those were pretty funny

)

let's just pray us dems keep the senate on Tuesday.

peace

Winetalk.com · 11-01-2002

Quote:

Originally posted by sextoyking@Nov 1 2002, 12:45 PM
Wig,

I gotta admit some of those were pretty funny )

let's just pray us dems keep the senate on Tuesday.

peace

Todd, you gonna lose Minnesota and NJ...

;-))

LadyLaw · 11-01-2002

Todd.....who do you predict will win the governor's race in Oregon? Ted or Kevin?

wig · 11-01-2002

Hey Todd,

Actually, part of me wants to see the Republicans sweep and part of me wants the balance of power to continue to stymie the growth of Gov't. It's a tough choice, but we can't have our cake and eat it to.

Thanks again for the good work!

Almighty Colin · 11-01-2002

Quote:

Originally posted by wig@Nov 1 2002, 01:05 PM
Hey Todd,

Actually, part of me wants to see the Republicans sweep and part of me wants the balance of power to continue to stymie the growth of Gov't. It's a tough choice, but we can't have our cake and eat it to.

Thanks again for the good work!

Ah-ha. I'm the same way. I could care less whether anything changes. Everything is just fine. Grind that baby to a halt.

PornoDoggy · 11-01-2002

Actually, you messed up the subject line ... "You Know You Are A Republican If You Really Think Democrats Believe ..."

Wrong about Minnesota, Serge, probably right about NJ ... and the Dems will keep MO, and lose Arkansas.

wig · 11-01-2002

Quote:

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Nov 1 2002, 02:20 PM
Actually, you messed up the subject line ... "You Know You Are A Republican If You Really Think Democrats Believe ..."

Actualy, I just cut and pasted it.

Pretty funny shit if you ask me. I'm sure you can dig one up for the Republicans and we can have a good laugh at it, too.

11-01-2002

Quote:

Originally posted by Wizzo@Nov 1 2002, 11:28 AM
LOL... My political stance is this: I can't be a democrat because I like spending my own money, I can't be a Republican, because I might want to spend it on wiskey and whores... <_<

thats a pearl if there ever was one.
very funny!

PornoDoggy · 11-01-2002

Actually, I think it's funny too ... and as the political frenzy draws to a close, I do not want to hear one more folksy story about the conversation in the check out line of the grocery store with an old man/woman telling the senator/congressman/candidate to "go to Washington and support our President/save social security.

Democrats chanting "Enron ... economy" should be horsewhipped. Republicans chanting "bin Laden ... Saddam" should be drawn and quartered. The first politician to take questions from a real audience not selected by the national committee of his party should be appointed to office.

But it won't make any difference? That's the biggest crock of shit I've heard in a long time. Nobody is foolish enough to think that this industry is EVER going to have friends in Washington from ANY political party that manages to get there in significant numbers.

To borrow a phrase, It's the judiciary, stupid.

Last edited by PornoDoggy at Nov 1 2002, 03:05 PM

11-01-2002

What can I say ? I am a Republican who voted for Ralph Nader ! LOL

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wig Members Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,248	To be a Democrat, you have to believe that … 1) The AIDS virus is spread by a lack of funding. 2) Trial lawyers are selfless heroes and that doctors are overpaid. 3) Global temperatures are affected more by a suburban soccer mom driving an SUV than by documented, cyclical variations in the brightness and intensity of the sun. 4) Guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than nuclear, chemical and biological weapons in the hands of Saddam Hussein. 5) Businesses create oppression and government creates prosperity. 6) Self-esteem is more important than doing anything to earn it. 7) There was no art before federal funding. 8) The NRA is a bad organization because it stands up for certain parts of the Constitution, but the ACLU is a good organization because it stands up for certain parts of the Constitution. 9) Taxes are too low but ATM fees are too high. 10) Standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas are not. 11) ANY change in the weather is proof of global warming. 12) National wealth is determine by what we consume, not by what we produce. 13) The only wars in which America should become involved are those in which our national security is not at risk. 14) Perjury and obstruction of justice are impeachable if a Republican president commits them but a harmless, private matter if a Democrat president commits them. 15) America can have a strong military without spending money on it. 16) The way to improve public school is to give more money and power to the very people who have misused that power and money to destroy the public schools. 17) Hunters and fishermen do not care about the environment but pasty-faced activists that rarely venture out-of-doors do. 18) A bureaucrat living in Washington, D.C. can make better decisions about how to spend the money that you earn than you can. 19) Being a movie or television star qualifies you to speak out on public policy. 20) Hillary Clinton is a wonderful example for young women of feminine independence even though she has never accomplished anything worthwhile without riding on the coattails of her husband. 21) A handful of religious whackos living in rural Texas are ore of a threat to public safety than Islamic terrorists who wish to plant bombs in major American cities. 22) Passing new laws are a much better way to curb crime than enforcing the existing ones. 23) Tax cut are for people who don’t actually pay income taxes. :P

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