XBiz Vegas 07, Pictures from F.U.B.A.R.

[JFK]

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[Hell Puppy]

Not a lot of biz buzz that I've heard coming out of this one.

Looks like a good excuse to party by the pool in vegas though.

[JFK]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Not a lot of biz buzz that I've heard coming out of this one.

Looks like a good excuse to party by the pool in vegas though.

Well it was hotter than hell ,so might as well take advantage of the pool

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by JFK

Well it was hotter than hell ,so might as well take advantage of the pool

Little too much heat for me...

I would've had to sit on a bag of ice just to prevent people from having to step over my nuts as they walked by.

[JFK]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Little too much heat for me...

I would've had to sit on a bag of ice just to prevent people from having to step over my nuts as they walked by.

well the pool,did look oh so inviting, I came so close to going in, BUT then I thought, all these people have been in here all day,drinking, not many of them going to the bathroom so I stayed out

[gonzo]

I heard it was a hell of a 3 day party.

[gonzo]

Ahhh yes ... Im hearing all sorts of classic stories.
Just as I posted and suspected. A hell of a 3 day party.

So heres a couple of helpful hints and tips for some of you going to Internext in a couple of weeks.

You wont see this shit on Xbiz.

- Affiliate reps ... you arent rock stars.
Dont spend all weekend preying on the newer webmasters that you think might have some cash to spread around.

If you tell them for hours how successful you are in that same tired Tommy Bahama youve been wearing all weekend you might want to change before dinner.

You know that dinner youve been working on since late afternoon dropping those hints how you sure would love to eat at the resturant they are going to...
Heres the DOS TIP.
When the tab comes [and youve ordered wine, booze, appetizer and the most expensive item on the menu you think you can score] all that successful player shit youve been selling doesnt hold water if you suddenly become distracted and dont even try to offer up some money.
BONUS DOS TIP - Try leaving the tip. We all know that you only make $10 an hour. At least you will appear to have some juice.

-Branding specialists and experts dont have to shout out props to all their homies after spinning the tunes all weekend.
I dont think they have DJ as a prefix in their name either.

Afterall guys, we all know you are nothing but board whores.
I know it had to be very tempting since your God wasnt able to attend. [Guess all that public pissing with a list of demands didnt get very far. So sad had to sit this one out and miss the good times]
I know ... you have to get the spotlight when you can.
It doesnt matter though. Flashcash still doesnt want to foot the bill with your lame ass party mix so you can score some further credability.

DOS TIP - Try learning something about the business other than posting self gratifying messages with your latent homosexual tendancies. The program owners looking for guys with big mouths and no skill are either getting smarter or going out of business.

[spazlabz]

Originally Posted by gonzo

BONUS DOS TIP - Try leaving the tip. We all know that you only make $10 an hour. At least you will appear to have some juice.

$10 an hour!!! where do I score that kind of bread dude!!!

one other DOS tip for my fellow affiliate managers: Actually LIKE affiliates, even the demanding ones. Following up on what a pissed off webmaster communicates to you increases your ROI even if that affiliate drops you


spaz

[JFK]

Love it

"When the tab comes [and youve ordered wine, booze, appetizer and the most expensive item on the menu you think you can score] all that successful player shit youve been selling doesnt hold water if you suddenly become distracted and dont even try to offer up some money.
BONUS DOS TIP - Try leaving the tip. We all know that you only make $10 an hour. At least you will appear to have some juice."

Check out the new issue of The F.U.B.A.R. Times , read the "Uninvited"

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by JFK

Love it

"When the tab comes [and youve ordered wine, booze, appetizer and the most expensive item on the menu you think you can score] all that successful player shit youve been selling doesnt hold water if you suddenly become distracted and dont even try to offer up some money.
BONUS DOS TIP - Try leaving the tip. We all know that you only make $10 an hour. At least you will appear to have some juice."

Check out the new issue of The F.U.B.A.R. Times , read the "Uninvited"

Here's some I've heard...

"I forgot my wallet."

"I didn't know we were leaving the hotel, I've been charging everything to the room."

(as the check arrives) "I've gotta hit the restroom." (stay in toilet at least 10-15 minutes)

And then there's the manipulator...he'll try to shame the largest fish at the table into paying whether they had planned to or not. "Hey I thought XYZ Cash was paying for this, come on bro!" Affiliate reps on per diems without a corporate card beware of this one!

And the old standby, if the crowd is large enough, just leave! If someone calls you on it later, say "oh I had to take a phone call from home, by the time it wrapped you guys were gone!"


This isn't just dinner either, anywhere there's something being split. 10 people or more pile into a limo, dont be the last one out because chances are the other 9 aren't planning on kicking in even $10 bucks. Again, you'll hear the classic "I dont have any cash on me, I'll catch you at the bar!".


I know when we're going with a group to dinner, or hell even if just want to sneak off with a couple of people, we never eeeevvvvveeeeerrr announce "we're going to dinner" or where we might be going when dismissing ourselves from the bar or wherever we're parked. A freeloader can hear the dinner bell from clear across a noisy bar.

I make sure I'm not followed. I usually say "I'm gonna go take a good old fashioned dump."....no one wants to follow along for that.

[JFK]

"A freeloader can hear the dinner bell from clear across a noisy bar."
Great points Hell Puppy
then there are the ones who show up at parties uninvited, because they feel its their god given right to be there

[gandalfuy]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Looks like a good excuse to party by the pool in vegas though.

an excellent one

[sassygirl]

great pics always