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Old 11-19-2003   #1
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No, but it'd be a funny one for a Juicy photoshopping.
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That is pretty damn scary....

Would not want to meet her in a dark alley.....
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THIS is sexy.
Please note the soft curves, actual breasts, and womanly appearance.
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Bet she has an Austrian accent too...

In my best Ahhnold voice...

"Do me right, or I'll squeeze my massive gluteal muscles and snap
yoh deek oof..."
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Its Dave Palumbos wife, Colette.
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No that is not sexy goddamit!
I'd hire her as a body guard in a heart beat
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THIS is sexy.
Please note the soft curves, actual breasts, and womanly appearance.
Ah, that's my girl... Adriana Lima.

She's got the most amazing eyes ever.
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Not nearly as sexy as...
The Great Kat!





or...

Angela from Arch Enemy:


EDIT - oops, no hotlinking death metal babe pics for me


or the all-time punk rock goddess:
Wendy O. Williams (RIP)


(Pink couldn't carry Wendy O. Williams' dirty, ripped panties....)



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For every shoe there is a mate.....
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For every shoe there is a mate.....
Hey Suze... was just thinking the same thing. And lucky for us in this industry that there are so many DIFFERENT types of shoes to try and sell mates for!

We might not always "get it" or agree that it's sexy, but someone out there likes it.
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THIS is sexy.
The Lips ..........

In some cases such as hers physical beauty is the absence of flaws

in other case physical beauty is enhanced by what can be perceived as flaws

one again this pic proves women are the most beautiful creation in nature
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How's your puppy these days? Getting big?
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Peaches, I was just thinking the EXACT SAME THING.

WTF??????
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Vick?!! What the heck is that in your avatar??!!
I'm not sure what it is either, but is it wrong that it is making me horny???
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That's my very special Thanksgiving avatar

It's from a Thanksgiving theme shoot I did about 5 years ago

Little something to snack on before the holidays ah ha ha ha
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you guys are lame.

my pail ass would wear that chick out.

she may be able to show off at the gym

but she couldnt handle this.

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Vick, I don't care what it *is*, but hon it looks utterly disgusting... I thought it was a dead half-eaten fish; and even though you've connected it to thanksgiving I'm still thinking that... although it might be a half-eaten turkey leg or maybe a turkey neck, still don't know...
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Now that someone has posted Collette's site I remember her! I was talking to her at least a year ago about her site, she came on one of the boards and was asking about traffic and whether she should turn it into a paysite and stuff.
She didn't look *half* that big then though; just more fit and sculpted rather than a female version of Arnold.
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Vick, I don't care what it *is*, but hon it looks utterly disgusting... I thought it was a dead half-eaten fish; and even though you've connected it to thanksgiving I'm still thinking that... although it might be a half-eaten turkey leg or maybe a turkey neck, still don't know...
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oh so you folks dont think i was some gay make up boy. hehehe

i worked doing horror mask design and haunted house effects and make up, but went to school with people who were training at beauty schools for morticians.

make up is fun.

i loooove latex and blood.

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I have friends who do make-up for girls like her, the same friends do make-up for movie sets.

That chick is sooooo made up its pathetic.

Look at her face, look at her nose, look at those shovels she calls teeth that shes hiding behind the lips she had injected so they pucker more.

From the neck up this girl is a trainwreck and anyone can see that.

Sure her body is nice, i bet its from cocaine. Id love to see her septum from the years of doing rails off of bathroom sinks.

these girls dont come into the studio looking that way THATS FOR SURE.
OK, send someone to my house who make me look even HALF as good as that chick! :P Hell, I can make an affiliate program out of it - we might finally have found something women will buy.
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