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Old 11-24-2003   #1
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I ranked Ozzy Osbourne - scary.
Could fill over 9 bathtubs with the amount of Liquor I've drank in my lifetime according to Drink-o-Meter
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Old 11-24-2003   #2
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How accurate. "You are homer simpson"
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Old 11-24-2003   #3
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haha vick I joined ya, damn spent over 200k on beverages.....that's where my mil went
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Shit I most have done something wrong.. it says I could have filled 33 tubs !!

No more drinking for me !

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There must be something wrong with that... it says I could fill 148.95 bathtubs and buy 1.27 Ferraris.

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I ranked Ozzy Osbourne - scary.
Could fill over 9 bathtubs with the amount of Liquor I've drank in my lifetime according to Drink-o-Meter
Hmmm.. me too!!
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Old 11-24-2003   #7
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Mother Theresa!!
2.4 bathtubs and .005 ferraris

I am not a drinker

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Mother Theresa!!
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I am not a drinker

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LOL then you been doing it for awhile. I cut down on my drinking significantly when I was in the service, I saw a lot of wasted lives because of it. The strongest thing I can take now is either a very watered down 'girlie drinks' or wine coolers

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LOL then you been doing it for awhile. I cut down on my drinking significantly when I was in the service, I saw a lot of wasted lives because of it. The strongest thing I can take now is either a very watered down 'girlie drinks' or wine coolers

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How accurate. "You are homer simpson"
That's what I got too. hehe
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It called me Mother Theresa, and my average would've been much lower had there been a "0" option for the "on average how many times a week do you go out drinking" question.
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2 glasses of wine once a week make me Homer Simpson.
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It called me Mother Theresa, and my average would've been much lower had there been a "0" option for the "on average how many times a week do you go out drinking" question.
Ditto I almost never drink. I got drunk a total of twice at 18, hated it, swore off drinking forever. I do have the occassional corona (not now of course, when I'm not pregnant), and usually only when out with friends or something. I just don't like to drink.
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I've figured it out now... because you lady's don't drink your percentage is passed onto someone else and even if they don't want to they must take up the slack and drink on your behalf... I've just come to the conclusion that I am the person taking up the slack for you and thats why I drink....

I must admit it is a pleasure to do this on your behalf






















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2 glasses of wine once a week make me Homer Simpson.
Me too Peaches... 12.3 bathtubs? Ack!!! That sounds like a helluva lot of booze!

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It is nice to know that after all these years, I have a Chelsea Clinton rating....
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I've figured it out now... because you lady's don't drink your percentage is passed onto someone else and even if they don't want to they must take up the slack and drink on your behalf... I've just come to the conclusion that I am the person taking up the slack for you and thats why I drink....

I must admit it is a pleasure to do this on your behalf



Thats my theory and I'm sticking to it
You're welcome to drink all you like on my behalf. I doubt my drinking habits are going to change anytime soon. I've stuck to my guns for over 9 years now hehe..
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My results are based on my age when I quit drinking.

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Fill this many bath Tubs: 193.2

Buy this many Ferrais: 5.02
Gee ... if I hadn't quit drinking ten years ago I could have REALLY accomplished something.
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Old 11-24-2003   #21
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Homer.

15.38 tubs of beer.

Id bath in it if i could.

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another Ozzy here
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OK, I did it twice, the age I pretty much stopped drinking and my current age if I hadn't stopped.
Ozzy both times. 14.48 and 26.01 bathtubs, 0.75 and 1.35 Ferrais.
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Old 11-24-2003   #24
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well i ranked mother teresa but i dont drink so thats not fair! <_<
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OK, I did it twice, the age I pretty much stopped drinking and my current age if I hadn't stopped.
Ozzy both times. 14.48 and 26.01 bathtubs, 0.75 and 1.35 Ferrais.
Ya know, if I included all the under age drinking I did, I think it would be much higher.
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Hmm. I ranked "Homer Simpson" status and have allegedly drank $16,000 worth.

Now that's based on my present level and drinking beer. I tend to drink liquor and beer at conventions. Plus it doesn't account for my college days and when I used to hit the bars and see the bands four times a week in my twenties.

Obviously a low figure and rating then. I demand a better system!
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Damn! Mother Teresa!
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At my pre non-drinking levels...

It Calculated 4.05 Ferarris!!!!! :-(((

So it looks like thats what I'm gonna save in the next 20 yrs
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At my pre non-drinking levels...

It Calculated 4.05 Ferarris!!!!! :-(((

So it looks like thats what I'm gonna save in the next 20 yrs
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$174k and I am an Ozzy Osbourne...thank fuck I packed it in and replaced getting pissed with daily Alcholics Anonymous meetings...
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Chelsea Clinton.

But i'd be ranked as Juan Valdez if it had of been the coffee-o-meter.
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Chelsea Clinton here as well, and it should be lower, but they didn't have small enough numbers available.

GonZo takes up my slack though.
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Homer Simpson, damn, I need to work on that! how do I reach Ozzy level?
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