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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Nov 14 2003, 06:53 AM Confucy, J'springer, grogan,
Oprano is willing to pay $1000 to the winner of the 2 hours piss between you, decided by the public poll
Please contact me for details and time arrangements.
3 way death match!!!
Are you gonna lower the cage too?
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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Nov 14 2003, 08:04 AM Nick is Canadian???
That's a news to me...I was sure he was gypsy
;-)))
Just speculation and the accent in his posts. But hey, I have known to be wrong before. But then again, England is over run with Nicks, Terrys, and Derricks so he may be an ex pat, but has assimilated well.
The idiots who post to Oprano I wouldn't let tie my shoe
They couldn't give you the time of day
But an intelligent lady can knock me off my feet
God I was glad Oprano found them
And if they had the words I could tell to you
To help you on the way down the road
I couldn't quote you no dickens, shelley or keats
’cause it’s all been said before
Make the best out of the bad just laugh it off
Idiots didn’t have to come here anyway
So remember, every picture tells a story don’t it
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But I couldn't find an opening
At Oprano J'Springer wasn’t getting enough
Of the things that keeps a old man alive
His Posts stunk but he kept his funk
At a time when he was right out of luck
Getting desperate indeed J'Springer was
Looking like a tourist attraction
Oh my dear you better get out of here
’for Oprano don’t give no sanction
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Originally posted by Vick@Nov 14 2003, 10:05 AM At Oprano J'Springer wasn’t getting enough
Of the things that keeps a old man alive
His Posts stunk but he kept his funk
At a time when he was right out of luck
Getting desperate indeed J'Springer was
Looking like a tourist attraction
Oh my dear you better get out of here
’for Oprano don’t give no sanction
Vick, when you go on tour can DJ and I be your backup bongo players?
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
Oprano's alright for pissing
Get a little action in
Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this dance alight
Well they're packed pretty tight in here tonight
I'm looking for a dolly who'll see me right
I may use a little muscle to get what I need
I may sink a little drink and shout out "She's with me!"
A couple of the sound that I really like
Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike
I'm a juvenile product of the working class
Whose best friend floats in the bottom of a glass
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Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 14 2003, 10:18 AM
Basis in reality????? You are kidding right Capt Twinkie. Whose your favourite pick
a: Steven
b: John
c: Joe
or
d: Zack
Its not all I got left Twink, its just something I thought I would let lie until you started your Suitcase Pimp and Julia insults which is what you do whenever you run out of gas. Except it ain't high octane anymore Twink.
Now I exlained your twink fetish (its ok, its not really gay is it big boy), would you please explain what the heck a suit case pimp is. I have only been asking you for two years now. Please be succinct Dear Sir/Madam.
Oh boy!!! You got me there!!!!!!!!!! You are just too brilliant!!!!
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The one thing I have never seen on any adult webmaster board (except maybe GFY) is attempts at insulting people due to their actual or perceived choice of sexual expression... Either in who they hang out with or what niche's they promote.....
Until now.......
Just for reference...... In the adult net world...... It is not an insult to be labeled gay or straight or bi or whatever...........
Our customer base is all of those and more.....
Our product is all of those and more.........
I think that here, or out in the physical world to attempt to insult someone because of their percieved or actual lifestyle is pretty fucking lame........
I now return you to our regularly scheduled thread.....
btw.. a suitcase pimp is a husband or bf who oversees his wife's or gf's career in the porn industry..... Oversees it closely, accompanying her to shoots trying to act as manager, agent etc all rolled in to one....
You can usually recogni9ze the suitcase pimp at a shoot by the fact that he is the one jerking off watching his wife get screwed by 4 or 5 other guys.....
Reference Luke Ford's various columns on shoots for more on suitcase pimps.......
Originally posted by Vick@Nov 14 2003, 08:22 PM JMM - anytime!!
Are they Butt Bongo's you'll be playing
Trev can tune the butt bongo's he he he
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
Oprano's alright for pissing
Get a little action in
Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this dance alight
Well they're packed pretty tight in here tonight
I'm looking for a dolly who'll see me right
I may use a little muscle to get what I need
I may sink a little drink and shout out "She's with me!"
A couple of the sound that I really like
Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike
I'm a juvenile product of the working class
Whose best friend floats in the bottom of a glass
My butt's a bit worn out today, B1tch is more of an expert than I ever gave her credit for
Originally posted by Vick@Nov 14 2003, 10:22 AM JMM - anytime!!
Are they Butt Bongo's you'll be playing
Trev can tune the butt bongo's he he he
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
Oprano's alright for pissing
Get a little action in
Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this dance alight
Well they're packed pretty tight in here tonight
I'm looking for a dolly who'll see me right
I may use a little muscle to get what I need
I may sink a little drink and shout out "She's with me!"
A couple of the sound that I really like
Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike
I'm a juvenile product of the working class
Whose best friend floats in the bottom of a glass
Dear Sir/Madam, you're no fun anymore. Captain Twinkie is back. Watch him and learn.
Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 14 2003, 01:18 PM Now I exlained your twink fetish (its ok, its not really gay is it big boy)
Wow....
A Stoner Communist Homophobe
The water colors are filling out this portrait nicely...
"Wuhuhuhuhuh....those guys are fags!" - Jeff Spicoli
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Originally posted by Vick@Nov 14 2003, 01:54 PM By J'Springer's pretzel logic then .....
JMM - you're a midget too!!!!!!
damn you have me fooled all these years, do you walk on stilts at industry shows??
HAHAHA, Vick!
So JMM has an 18"penis as well! No wonder he gets all the chicks...
"You are what you sell" - J'springer
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Originally posted by sarettah@Nov 14 2003, 01:26 PM I am ever so confused.....
The one thing I have never seen on any adult webmaster board (except maybe GFY) is attempts at insulting people due to their actual or perceived choice of sexual expression... Either in who they hang out with or what niche's they promote.....
Until now.......
Just for reference...... In the adult net world...... It is not an insult to be labeled gay or straight or bi or whatever...........
Our customer base is all of those and more.....
Our product is all of those and more.........
I think that here, or out in the physical world to attempt to insult someone because of their percieved or actual lifestyle is pretty fucking lame........
I now return you to our regularly scheduled thread.....
btw.. a suitcase pimp is a husband or bf who oversees his wife's or gf's career in the porn industry..... Oversees it closely, accompanying her to shoots trying to act as manager, agent etc all rolled in to one....
You can usually recogni9ze the suitcase pimp at a shoot by the fact that he is the one jerking off watching his wife get screwed by 4 or 5 other guys.....
Reference Luke Ford's various columns on shoots for more on suitcase pimps.......
Hell reference Luke Ford...wait a sec he aint got a girlfriend!
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Originally posted by J'springer+Nov 14 2003, 01:18 PM-->
QUOTE (J'springer @ Nov 14 2003, 01:18 PM)
No, no DJ. It is hardly like a stoner to be a homophobe. I leave that to you reactionary dudes.[/b]
Okay, so you admit to the Stoner Communist part. So we have 2 out of the 3 quite obvious characteristics.
I know you have a hard time following logic, but see if you can follow along...
You didn't call him Captain Millionaire.
You didn't call him Captain Good Husband and Father
You call him Captain Twink because you think it's an insult. You are a homophobe. You know it, we know it, and somewhere in the tiny brain cell still trying to comprehend where Marx went wrong, the ghost of good ol' Karl knows it, too.
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Originally posted by -J'springer@Nov 14 2003, 01:18 PM Captain Twinkie has been pounding this drum for years and still no one believes him.
EVERYONE believes him. I would bet you can't find ONE person in this forum or any other that does NOT believe him. Reality check, aisle 3!
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Originally posted by sarettah@Nov 14 2003, 01:26 PM I am ever so confused.....
The one thing I have never seen on any adult webmaster board (except maybe GFY) is attempts at insulting people due to their actual or perceived choice of sexual expression... Either in who they hang out with or what niche's they promote.....
Until now.......
Just for reference...... In the adult net world...... It is not an insult to be labeled gay or straight or bi or whatever...........
Our customer base is all of those and more.....
Our product is all of those and more.........
I think that here, or out in the physical world to attempt to insult someone because of their percieved or actual lifestyle is pretty fucking lame........
Actually, I've seen it on more than just GFY.
I do agree that, like the folks who toss around racial slurs, it's indicative of a very weak mind.
It's sad to see it creeping onto Oprano ... but I suspect we'll see more of it.
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Originally posted by Diamond Jim+Nov 14 2003, 11:23 AM-->
QUOTE (Diamond Jim @ Nov 14 2003, 11:23 AM)
Quote:
Originally posted by -J'springer@Nov 14 2003, 01:18 PM
No, no DJ. It is hardly like a stoner to be a homophobe. I leave that to you reactionary dudes.
Okay, so you admit to the Stoner Communist part. So we have 2 out of the 3 quite obvious characteristics.
I know you have a hard time following logic, but see if you can follow along...
You didn't call him Captain Millionaire.
You didn't call him Captain Good Husband and Father
You call him Captain Twink because you think it's an insult. You are a homophobe. You know it, we know it, and somewhere in the tiny brain cell still trying to comprehend where Marx went wrong, the ghost of good ol' Karl knows it, too.
Quote:
Originally posted by -J'springer@Nov 14 2003, 01:18 PM Captain Twinkie has been pounding this drum for years and still no one believes him.
EVERYONE believes him. I would bet you can't find ONE person in this forum or any other that does NOT believe him. Reality check, aisle 3!
Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Nov 14 2003, 02:29 PM As the designated Oprano Communist (see Torone for references), I resent your attempt to denigrate our movement by labelling J'brainsprung as a Communist.
When the revolution comes you will be sent to a reeducation camp with groanagain, confucy, and sobe for that transgression.
HAHAHA....you're no commie, PD....you're much further to the left of the middle than you claim, but you're basically my dad....hahaha
He never figured out that other people don't owe him a living, either..
Another reason communism failed! No sense of justice! Sent to the camps with that trio is beyond inhumane...
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Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 14 2003, 02:31 PM Why would I call him Captain Good Husband and Father? I don't know that he is. Why would I call him Captain Millionaire? I don't know that he is. What I do know is he has a foul mouth. I am sure that doesn't bode well for his parenting skills. I do know that he has been flogging his suitcase pimp lie for a couple of years now and he has no respect for women...see his quote regarding web girls that you seem to have conveniently overlooked. So again, how would I know his Captain Good Husband and Father? All and all I would say I have no reason to call him anything but Captain Twink.
I would guess your knowledge of communism is limited to what CNN has told you, so I won't even touch that on Comrade Diamond.
"Power to the people, I am a MORON," after all it is the dawning of the age of Aquarius.
You didn't call him Captain Foul Mouth or Captain Misogynist, you called him Captain Twink, MEANING IT AS AN INSULT. You are a homophobe. You fool no one.
Cast off the chains, partner....you're living in the past....it's dead....you lost....get over it...
CNN talks about communism? That fucking Larry King!
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