Morons.

[Sin]

LMFAO

This thread is priceless... good entertainment at the least... LOL

[Trev]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

I'm trying to figure out what the funniest thing in this thread is....

I think I've decided upon Trev trying to tell Bishop about how to make money in this business....

I wasn't telling him how to make money from this business at all, if you thought that then you may need to re-read my post.

He said that he doesn't make a dime from this place, I said I would make that my priority.

[Trev]

Originally Posted by AngelHair

The funniest thing to come out of your mouth was Gonzo's cock which aint saying much.

I have to admit this made me laugh.

[Robin]

Total Earnings Jace will ever make from his Wife: $X

Amount Serge made per week at Serge's Cash: $X*10

Baiting the morons: Priceless

For everything else there's GFY

[Winetalk.com]

hahahahahahahha
)))))))
LOL!

[Jace]

Originally Posted by Robin

Total Earnings Jace will ever make from his Wife: $X

Amount Serge made per week at Serge's Cash: $X*10

Baiting the morons: Priceless

For everything else there's GFY

and you are? LOL

[Jace]

and BTW, I make money WITH my wife, not FROM my wife

[Rolo]

Originally Posted by Jace

and you are? LOL

Originally Posted by Jace

that is actually a really good idea

now, as far as presenting the people exiting, how do you go about it? Is there a full proof pop up code that people are using now?

Oh the irony... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Rolo]

or should that be "oh the stupidity"?

[Jace]

Originally Posted by Rolo

or should that be "oh the stupidity"?

because I never used a exit console? wow...ignorance is rampant in these parts huh?

and btw, I still am not using them....no use for them, I respect my surfers

[Jace]

I just still don't understand the negativity that this board breeds

[Winetalk.com]

Originally Posted by Jace

I respect my surfers

This guy belongs to the museum...I thought that breed went down with YNOT...

[Timon]

Originally Posted by Jace

I just still don't understand the negativity that this board breeds

I'd be surprised if you understand anything

[Timon]

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

This guy belongs to the museum...I thought that breed went down with YNOT...

Serge, WE belong in the museum.... Jace is the face of the new adult webmaster....

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Timon

Serge, WE belong in the museum.... Jace is the face of the new adult webmaster....

Pearl

[Rolo]

Originally Posted by Timon

Serge, WE belong in the museum.... Jace is the face of the new adult webmaster....

Sad but true...

The term Devolution, which normally means a delegation of powers, is sometimes erroneously used to refer to the evolution of a species into more "primitive" forms. Many lay people see evolution as "progress", reflecting the ideas of Lamarckism. However, scientists recognise that evolution by natural selection is directionless, and so "devolution" is still actually evolution.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devolution_(fallacy)

[Bishop]

Originally Posted by gonzo

You have to use the word pearl so we can search for it later.

[Bishop]

Originally Posted by Rolo

Sad but true...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devolution_(fallacy)

I really like that definition.

[TodD]

This is a whacked thread! Nickatilinx and Anthony get banned yet Serge gets away with worse ~ someones got no balls if they aint banned him.

[Timon]

Originally Posted by TodD

This is a whacked thread! Nickatilinx and Anthony get banned yet Serge gets away with worse ~ someones got no balls if they aint banned him.

I think Serge deserves to be banned too, he just talks about cocks and abortion.

[Bishop]

Originally Posted by TodD

This is a whacked thread! Nickatilinx and Anthony get banned yet Serge gets away with worse ~ someones got no balls if they aint banned him.

The site has not been paid for in full. Serge and Mike still own the domain.

[Timon]

Originally Posted by Bishop

The site has not been paid for in full. Serge and Mike still own the domain.

Serge, I'm interested in buying the domain. How much, bottle of Vietnamese snake wine OK?

[Winetalk.com]

Originally Posted by Bishop

The site has not been paid for in full. Serge and Mike still own the domain.

It ain't my fault Nick and Gonzo couldn't come up with $1,500,000 in cash at the time of the purchase.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally Posted by Timon

I think Serge deserves to be banned too, he just talks about cocks and abortion.

...and ungodly foods!

There's a lot of Food Network on our TV at home. To those of you who know my wife, this should come as no surprise. Recently, though, she seems to have grown somewhat bored with Emeril and Rachael Ray, so much so that she has now ventured over to the Travel Channel. Of course, she only does so when there is food programming on, but hey, I would expect no less!

I've never really watched the Travel Channel, but this past week my wife found a show called "World's Best—Bizarre Foods: Asia." Some of the stuff on the show wasn't all that bizarre, it was just rare—stuff like kobe beef and blowfish. But for the most part, this show just completely blew my mind. Let me take you through a little bit of it...

The show opens in Tokyo. "Great," I think to myself, "They're probably going to go to a sushi bar and show uni and fish eggs. No problem." Um, actually...problem. The first place the host visits I believe is called a "getamono" bar. Though I cannot find this word in the Japanese/English dictionary, the host says it translates to "grotesque foods." Fantastic. The particular name of this establishment is called The Asadachi, which I was able to find in the dictionary. Just as he said, it indeed translates to "morning erection." What kind of freaking restaurant was this? We were about to find out.

The first dish was some reddish meat, which the chef cut into bite-sized pieces and dumped into a soup, along with some egg and vegetables. The host informs us, as he pops a bite into his mouth, that "pig testicle soup" is quite popular here. Well, that got my attention! It was now pretty clear what type of show this was going to be. I strapped on my seatbelt.

After that, the host is allowed to meet the next course. It is a live frog, and a pretty good-sized one at that. Before I can look away, the chef is skinning the frog. While it is still alive. We don't actually see any incisions, but he must have made one along the bottom of the frog. What we do see is the chef pulling the skin off in one piece. Imagine someone taking off a latex glove, such that it would end up inside-out. He did it just like that.

When I finally got the courage to look back at the screen, I see a pair of chopsticks holding a red piece of meat, a little bit smaller than a thumb. I compare it to a thumb because it is also flexing up and down, as if there were a joint in the middle. We are informed that this is the still-beating heart of the frog.

Have you ever been on the ride Freefall? For me, the scariest part of the ride is not the drop itself, but the three seconds or so at the top of the ride. It gives you just enough time to think, "What in the hell am I doing up here?" Much in the same way, the show's producers showed us this frog heart in the chopsticks just long enough for one to think, "Oh no! He's going to eat it!" Which, of course, he does. My wife and I were both completely aghast. I may have even fainted, I'm not sure.

The next thing I see is our host being given his frog sashimi, presented on a bed of THE FROG'S OWN SKIN!!! Sure! Why not? Wouldn't want to let that thing go to waste! And as it turns out, they don't. Evidently, the next course is a soup made out of the frog carcass. We were not lucky enough to see this, though.

As if this weren't enough, our host is then given a six-inch tall glass of sake to wash down his meal. I don't really see the sake, though, because also in the glass is a nine-inch dead lizard. It's arranged to look like it's kind of resting it's arms on the lip of the glass and poking it's head out, like it's hanging out in a swimming pool or something. The host takes a sip of the sake, and seems disappointed when he comments that there "really isn't much lizard taste to it." I guess I would be disappointed too.

And that's just the first segment. We go on to other restaurants and other countries, where we see deer penis sake, a live turtle dinner (which includes an opening course of sake, turtle blood, and one internal organ dropped into the drink), grilled bat, and bird's nest soup (ingredients: swallow's nest (uncleaned) and frog ovaries ("texture like skinned grapes")).

This show was absolutely unbelievable. Even now, I still can't believe it. It was so amazing that, even though I was out of town at the time, I had my brother drive 30 miles to my house to set my recorder, so I could tape the next showing of it that night. And now that I've watched it again, I'm still in shock.

I cannot do it justice, but I would like to share four of my favorite quotes from the show:

1. "There's really nothing like some good street frog."—This was actually said while in Bangkok at a Bizarro version of a farmer's market, not at the Morning Erection Restaurant in Tokyo.

2. "The best part of this soup are the little pieces of coagulated blood cake that they throw in there for a delightful taste treat." (pops one in his mouth) "That was one of the most (pause) unpleasant things I've eaten."—Now THAT says something!

3. "One of the finest testicular snacks in all of Tokyo."—This was in reference to the rooster testicle skewers the host and his friend got at a yakitori restaurant. And since he was pretty much an authority on the subject, I decided to take his word for it.

And possibly my favorite quote of the show:

4. "There are no paved roads, no electricity, no television. One thing they do have, however, is a passion for winged rodents."

Once again, I can only refer to this program as "unbelievable." There is so much more that I didn't even touch on, like the most amazing thing of all—the only food that completely grosses out the host is a Malaysian fruit called a durian, so much so that he actually spits it out of his mouth! Just think about this for a minute, along with everything else this man has eaten. Our man was taken down by a fruit! I guess all superheroes have their one area of vulnerability, though, and ours is the inability to eat a fruit that "tastes like completely rotten, mushy onions."

[Mike AI]

This has to be the longest post I have ever seen Serge make!!

[Trev]

Originally Posted by Mike AI

This has to be the longest post I have ever seen Serge make!!

It's the longest cut and paste he's ever made:
http://www.babblog.com/Aug_04/080904_M_TV.htm

[Winetalk.com]

Originally Posted by Mike AI

This has to be the longest post I have ever seen Serge make!!

whoops, I forgot the link with all credits:
http://www.winetalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2251

[Winetalk.com]

Originally Posted by Trev

It's the longest cut and paste he's ever made:
http://www.babblog.com/Aug_04/080904_M_TV.htm

jinx!

[JoesHO]

did someone mention blowjobs?

[Hammer]

Jace, if you ever decide that your surfers really aren't important until AFTER they've paid you money and you want to use a popup, I've got a script that defeats blockers in IE.

[Evil Chris]

The real moron in this thread is the old bastard who (in the process of attempting to bring people back to Oprano by semi cloaked ass-kissing) shits on current good-standing posters to the board.

I'm only here because a couple of golf buddies and I were laughing about it on the links the other day.

[Jace]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Jace, if you ever decide that your surfers really aren't important until AFTER they've paid you money and you want to use a popup, I've got a script that defeats blockers in IE.

yeah, I was using that script and my sign ups were 15% less than without the script, and I tried 5 different sponsors on the pop, and nothing sold as well as my site

I am thinking about putting a pop on tour2.html though, something that says "hey now, don't leave yet, Tabitha would love to have you as a member....yadda yadda" and sell the site some more

[Vick]

Originally Posted by Jace

and you are? LOL

Jace I've stayed off your case but if you have to ask who Robin is ......

You have a lot to learn about the pioneers and innovators of the industry you're in


I don't get star struck but when I heard Robin was in a building I happened to be in I made sure I met him however briefly

[Vick]

Originally Posted by Jace

because I never used a exit console? wow...ignorance is rampant in these parts huh?

and btw, I still am not using them....no use for them, I respect my surfers

I don't know why but ... Business 101 (the short version) according to Vick

THE SURFER IS NOT YOUR FRIEND, the surfer is a commodity. He is to be made money from, bought, sold or traded for another to profit from

The surfer does not respect you, the surfer uses you and you should make a profit from it

If your profits are higher without exit consoles (which seems very strange to me) then do not use exit consoles except to trade that surfer out for another who you might be able to monetize

Anyone who says they respect the surfer BEFORE they have made a profit from them is not maximizing earnings

After they pay might be a different story

[Jace]

Originally Posted by Vick

Jace I've stayed off your case but if you have to ask who Robin is ......

You have a lot to learn about the pioneers and innovators of the industry you're in

I don't get star struck but when I heard Robin was in a building I happened to be in I made sure I met him however briefly

does it say anything about me if I don't care who the pioneers and innovators of the industry are? yes, I do care that some people did what they did to pave the way....but those days are over, and if I need to take a "history of online porn 101" course, I would prefer not to know. I am always about the future, and while I will show respect and look up to those that came before me, I don't have time to research and learn about the 100000 people that came before me and did something innovative...i will however thank them if it was something amazing

[Jace]

Originally Posted by Vick

I don't know why but ... Business 101 (the short version) according to Vick

THE SURFER IS NOT YOUR FRIEND, the surfer is a commodity. He is to be made money from, bought, sold or traded for another to profit from

The surfer does not respect you, the surfer uses you and you should make a profit from it

If your profits are higher without exit consoles (which seems very strange to me) then do not use exit consoles except to trade that surfer out for another who you might be able to monetize

Anyone who says they respect the surfer BEFORE they have made a profit from them is not maximizing earnings

After they pay might be a different story

hahahahah...nice one

[Rolo]

Wax on... wax off. Wax on... wax off.

[Sammy]

Originally Posted by Jace

does it say anything about me if I don't care who the pioneers and innovators of the industry are? yes, I do care that some people did what they did to pave the way....but those days are over, and if I need to take a "history of online porn 101" course, I would prefer not to know. I am always about the future, and while I will show respect and look up to those that came before me, I don't have time to research and learn about the 100000 people that came before me and did something innovative...i will however thank them if it was something amazing

The part you keep missing is twofold.

1. You wanted info/help on exit consoles.
2. You have on oprano the man who created them, and the man that made them industry standard.

Now do you understand why you get looked at like a noob?

Include the statement that what they did worked in the past, and those days are over. Are you so sure that they are?

What new thing has come up under the sun to make money in adult?

So what new dazzling thing do you think will come up? Xpeeps? Oh come on, it's another re-iteriation of FREE HOSTS. Guess who created Free Hosts. I'll help, he posted in this thread.

Xpeeps will go the same route as FH's did.

Learn from those who came before you, there is a reason they are no longer slinging porn.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally Posted by Sammy

Guess who created Free Hosts. I'll help, he posted in this thread.

Not true..
Joe Holler preceeded 'em all and I spoke with Joe Holler 2 days ago and he hasn't posted in this thread.

[Sammy]

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

Not true..
Joe Holler preceeded 'em all and I spoke with Joe Holler 2 days ago and he hasn't posted in this thread.

Joe came up with Freehosts first? Or was it exit consoles?!

hahahahahaha

Sorry, I was doing alot of drugs back then!

[Hammer]

It makes no sense that you would make more without an exit than you would with one unless it wasn't an exit but an enter pop and you pissed the surfer off before he looked at your tour and got to the join page. If you don't pop the exit until they are leaving, how can it affect your signups?

It's an impossiblity to make less with an exit if it's done correctly. If the sponsors you use on the exit suck you might not make any more, but certainly not less.

p.s. Let's all hope that someday Robin doesn't pull an Acacia and patent the exit pop.

[Sammy]

Originally Posted by Hammer

It makes no sense that you would make more without an exit than you would with one unless it wasn't an exit but an enter pop and you pissed the surfer off before he looked at your tour and got to the join page. If you don't pop the exit until they are leaving, how can it affect your signups?

It's an impossiblity to make less with an exit if it's done correctly. If the sponsors you use on the exit suck you might not make any more, but certainly not less.

p.s. Let's all hope that someday Robin doesn't pull an Acacia and patent the exit pop.

Someone else tried.

[adultweblist]

Originally Posted by Vick

I don't know why but ... Business 101 (the short version) according to Vick

THE SURFER IS NOT YOUR FRIEND, the surfer is a commodity. He is to be made money from, bought, sold or traded for another to profit from

The surfer does not respect you, the surfer uses you and you should make a profit from it

If your profits are higher without exit consoles (which seems very strange to me) then do not use exit consoles except to trade that surfer out for another who you might be able to monetize

Anyone who says they respect the surfer BEFORE they have made a profit from them is not maximizing earnings

After they pay might be a different story

Isn't that what Nick@ilynx used to preach?

[Jace]

Originally Posted by Sammy

The part you keep missing is twofold.

1. You wanted info/help on exit consoles.
2. You have on oprano the man who created them, and the man that made them industry standard.

Now do you understand why you get looked at like a noob?

Include the statement that what they did worked in the past, and those days are over. Are you so sure that they are?

What new thing has come up under the sun to make money in adult?

So what new dazzling thing do you think will come up? Xpeeps? Oh come on, it's another re-iteriation of FREE HOSTS. Guess who created Free Hosts. I'll help, he posted in this thread.

Xpeeps will go the same route as FH's did.

Learn from those who came before you, there is a reason they are no longer slinging porn.

and I appreciate that, and what they did...but what does a free host have to do with me? or exit consoles for that matter? yes, i pondered the idea of using them a few weeks ago, but I ended up not using them, so they don't concern me now

I love that people came before me an created some cool shit to help everyone make money, I think that is astounding and I will always look up to them for what they accomplished, and I am always out to learn from those that innovated, always, but at my current state in this biz I am have no use for either of those

and when people made fun of me for asking about exit consoles, when I had no idea that the creator of exit consoles posted on this board, is just plain retarded. Why, instead of being pricks and laughing, didn't someone say "hey, the guy Robin that posts on this board created them, he would be the first person to ask, he is very knowledgable about it all...."?

i dont' care how old or bitter I am, as long as I am in this biz and someone needs help, I will always be there to answer them to the best of my ability, and if I can't answer them I shut up and let someone else.....

[Sammy]

Originally Posted by Jace

and I appreciate that, and what they did...but what does a free host have to do with me? or exit consoles for that matter? yes, i pondered the idea of using them a few weeks ago, but I ended up not using them, so they don't concern me now

I love that people came before me an created some cool shit to help everyone make money, I think that is astounding and I will always look up to them for what they accomplished, and I am always out to learn from those that innovated, always, but at my current state in this biz I am have no use for either of those

and when people made fun of me for asking about exit consoles, when I had no idea that the creator of exit consoles posted on this board, is just plain retarded. Why, instead of being pricks and laughing, didn't someone say "hey, the guy Robin that posts on this board created them, he would be the first person to ask, he is very knowledgable about it all...."?

i dont' care how old or bitter I am, as long as I am in this biz and someone needs help, I will always be there to answer them to the best of my ability, and if I can't answer them I shut up and let someone else.....

Do you read Jace?

FREE HOSTS +++++ XPEEPS is just another name for FREE HOST. It's nothing new.

Exit consoles... How many times does a customer say no before saying yes to a sale? Average 7 times. Exit console is another way for you to ask for the sale.

Your problems can be easily broken down to this.

YOu are not a a salesman.

Become one, and watch your bank account grow.

[Jace]

Originally Posted by Hammer

It makes no sense that you would make more without an exit than you would with one unless it wasn't an exit but an enter pop and you pissed the surfer off before he looked at your tour and got to the join page. If you don't pop the exit until they are leaving, how can it affect your signups?

It's an impossiblity to make less with an exit if it's done correctly. If the sponsors you use on the exit suck you might not make any more, but certainly not less.

p.s. Let's all hope that someday Robin doesn't pull an Acacia and patent the exit pop.

I didn't understand it either, to be honest it could have been an off day for sales, I will admit that....but exit consoles are so intruding these days, and the way they work annoys me, so I have to imagine it would annoy others as well. If someone can find me an exit console that doesn't take over a background browser window or mess up a current windows browsing, I would be all for it....but to be honest, after all this, i would probably seek help elsewhere just for fear of being laughed at instead of helped

[Jace]

Originally Posted by Sammy

Do you read Jace?

FREE HOSTS +++++ XPEEPS is just another name for FREE HOST. It's nothing new.

Exit consoles... How many times does a customer say no before saying yes to a sale? Average 7 times. Exit console is another way for you to ask for the sale.

Your problems can be easily broken down to this.

YOu are not a a salesman.

Become one, and watch your bank account grow.

xpeeps is not a free host IMO, it is a community....i don't agree with you there...now if I could host my site on there and post galleries using their server, I would agree with you, but I can't

xpeeps is pretty much the same as vbulletin, so is every forum a free host?

[Sammy]

Originally Posted by Jace

xpeeps is not a free host IMO, it is a community....i don't agree with you there...now if I could host my site on there and post galleries using their server, I would agree with you, but I can't

xpeeps is pretty much the same as vbulletin, so is every forum a free host?

Jace you are wrong. Xpeeps is nothing more than a free host. It may be more advanced with better ways of navigating through it, but it is still a free host. You can call it anything you want, at the end of the day, it is "FREE WEB SPACE" to sell or market a product.

Oh LOOKIE! They even put up banners to pay for the service of YOU using their FREE WEB SPACE.

As for it being the same as vbulletin, again you are incorrect. It may have come from the same code, but the usage of it is different.

Jesus.

[Jace]

Originally Posted by Sammy

Jace you are wrong. Xpeeps is nothing more than a free host. It may be more advanced with better ways of navigating through it, but it is still a free host. You can call it anything you want, at the end of the day, it is "FREE WEB SPACE" to sell or market a product.

Oh LOOKIE! They even put up banners to pay for the service of YOU using their FREE WEB SPACE.

As for it being the same as vbulletin, again you are incorrect. It may have come from the same code, but the usage of it is different.

Jesus.

we will have to just agree to disagree....

and to be honest, I have had 3 others icq'ing me thinking I am getting riled up here and telling me not to pay any attention to this shit (which I am not)...and they all agree that xpeeps is NOT a free host

it is a community, not a free host

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by Jace

but to be honest, after all this, i would probably seek help elsewhere just for fear of being laughed at instead of helped

I'm not laughing at you, I'm just trying to help you understand.

The surfer might be annoyed but we're not in business to make surfers happy, we're in business to keep our members happy. Sure, they won't become members if we piss them off first, but the whole point of a properly done exit is to do it in such a way that you don't annoy them.

Look, say someone come to your wife's website and you have a properly installed exit script. The way it should work, the surfer will be able to navigate to all the pages in the tour and even click to go to the join page without ever triggering your popup. It's not until they leave your site completely that the exit pops, and at that point, why would you care about the ones that are annoyed, they didn't buy from you anyway and probably won't be back. The chances that a simple exit pop with no chain attached would piss them off enough that they never will come back if they might have planned on it is slim, but if they never were coming back, it does give you another shot at making something from them.