Lets let the cat out of the bag then...

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

You should consider a career in the Church

Any church worth it's virtual building is going to have a virtual choir loft.

[selena]

I think it is a fine and noble idea, myself.

I consider myself to be a spiritual person. I talk to my God most nights. Doing so eases my burdens and helps ground me.

If that makes me something that is subject to ridicule, so be it. I've been ridiculed for many things.

I'm not a holy person either, but overall, I am a good person. In that I mean, I am kind of heart when I can put my fears and such aside. I don't hate people, I try very hard not to take harmful actions against others, and I try to give to those less fortunate than I.

And I really don't do those things because of heaven, karma, or anything of that nature.

I do them because it makes me feel in harmony with my God.

I think there are many Christians...and many more spirtual based non Christians...who would welcome such a thing, Nick.

Best of luck with it

[helix]

For those of you wondering what Jebus looks like, I have uploaded an image. This image was taken outside the barn, where he can usually be found preaching and teaching the other goats that have abandoned their evil ways (head butting and uncontrolled fornication) to follow him in the saintly ways of his father Billy.

He is a righteous dude that knows his place in this world and is at peace with it. He is also available for speaking engagements at your church - fee, travel and accomodations to be covered for Jebus and his handlers (myself and my family of course)

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by helix

For those of you wondering what Jebus looks like, I have uploaded an image. This image was taken outside the barn, where he can usually be found preaching and teaching the other goats that have abandoned their evil ways (head butting and uncontrolled fornication) to follow him in the saintly ways of his father Billy.

He is a righteous dude that knows his place in this world and is at peace with it. He is also available for speaking engagements at your church - fee, travel and accomodations to be covered for Jebus and his handlers (myself and my family of course)

Damn Jebus looks just likw Stevie Nicks

[domtheboy]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

OK...some people have wondered what I am up to...

So here goes.......

( beware , longish post coming)

Ages ago I had the idea of opening a church. At the time , It was tongue in cheek and nigh on blasphemous and probably illegal lol

However the thought has always been in the back of my mind (Many of you may know that in my youth I attended a religious school and attended church everyday.)

For some time now I have honestly been thinking of some way to "give back" and this feeling has been further kindled by the spate of disasters around the world.

That said , I am not a very religious man within the strict terms of many of the orgainised churches , but I do consider myself a Christian.

I have been bored with and pretty much to all intents and purposes out of the adult business for some time now.But thankfully the adult business allowed me to hone certain talents.

I have been doing a great deal of research into this mattrer and thus It is my intent to open an online christian forum , manage it and garner traffic to it and orgainse representives of various Christian orgainisations to participate in it.

I am not a minister , however I can bring the adminstrative and management structure and most importantly...traffic to it

Thought I should let you know

And yes it will earn money , hopefully a great deal because if it does it will mean a great deal of money can go toward nondenominational acts of charity and good works.

I await the mocking

Fucking genious ! But to really impress me, tell me how you're going to build an online collection plate

And this isn't a piss take response btw

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by domtheboy

Fucking genious ! But to really impress me, tell me how you're going to build an online collection plate

And this isn't a piss take response btw

Paypal already built it

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Paypal already built it

I was going to say, "First you take Paypal, then you find a wicker background ... "

[sarettah]

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