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Originally posted by Trev@May 13 2005, 03:24 PM One word thats lacking in this thread is: Compromise
Without it you'll either stab the shit out of eachother or worse
A-fucking-men.
Actually I was re-reading this thread and for the most part we all sound like a bunch of bitter & twisted old fucks, so I thought I might post some of the positives:
Food: The Mrs buys way better quality food than I would. I now love Green & Black.
Shelter: It's actually nice to have a reasonably well-looked after home filled with "nice" & comfortable things rather than a boys toys student shit-pit. Even if some of them aren't my taste, they make her happy.
Sex: Having it a turn away with someone who specifically enjoys it with you is the real Roll-Over Jackpot. It's also far easier than booking it or chasing it.
Partnership: Easily the best thing about living with the Mrs is the fact that she's on-side most of the time, and it's our side; we discuss things & work them out; and best of all, she puts up with me!
In view of these things, all of the other annoyances about having to share your space with someone are pretty inconsequential.
All of these points must be taken in jest to a certain degree, I wouldn't change Toni for anything. She's my best friend, which is another massive plus in any relationship.
Plus she's the only friend that Ive never punched the snot out of after 10 pints in the local bar, when my teams lost (again) lol h34r:
Edit: The snot punching thing is a Newcastle - Sunderland issue
Originally posted by Vick@May 13 2005, 12:34 PM Could go on forever on this subject but other duties are calling (2 shows tonight, back to back)
Teach her to appreciate good beer, good wings and good football - you will anyway
She'll get sex (including blowjobs) anytime she wants and anytime you want
Get the lifetime chanel blocked
If you want another to have sex with another women agree that you'll bring her home
My advice is to date/marry a much younger woman and keep her finacially dependant upon you (to some degree) and she is to be the homemaker (which is a very tough job, no kidding!)
and it's always your way
(yes I am a asshole and the first to admit it!!)
and always - HAVE FUN!!
Housewife... hmmmm..,
Interesting carreer choice.
I think If i ever had to rely on a man I would probably starve to death. LOL.
I really like having my own money.
Househusbands can be really useful though
Sabby
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I guess it is a tad weird having her here all the time, her best friends are in europe and she hasn't started back at work yet so I guess that's part of it. I'm getting a bit annoyed about having to ask where some stuff is and just lots of little shit. So far the comprimises are worth it. Having food cooked for me, cleaning and laundry done, and getting laid whenever I want without going anywhere are worth dealing with her arranging the glassware in the cabinets differently that I do.
Originally posted by pushpills@May 16 2005, 10:51 AM I guess it is a tad weird having her here all the time, her best friends are in europe and she hasn't started back at work yet so I guess that's part of it. I'm getting a bit annoyed about having to ask where some stuff is and just lots of little shit. So far the comprimises are worth it. Having food cooked for me, cleaning and laundry done, and getting laid whenever I want without going anywhere are worth dealing with her arranging the glassware in the cabinets differently that I do.
This is just the start, there's allot of things going to change in your life
Like I said two weeks from now you'll shit at just how much compromising you've done
You guys are cracking me up with this thread....Im taking notes so that if I move in with my boyfriend, Ill know how to handle myself...
but try not to generalize too much...I love sports and can talk circles around most of you in football...I could careless when you go out with your friends, and the house will always be imaculate...so Im thinkin I wont be THAT hard to live with, lol