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Old 11-28-2003   #51
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I met someone on oprano, we exchanged emails, then during internext
we met a Scarletts
we went out to smoke some weed in the parking lot
I felt fine
then a bit later I whigged out and had to leave the club
that lover who was trying to take advantage of me?

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Old 11-28-2003   #52
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Sensitive people shouldn't post pics unless they are prepared for anything and everything.

Geeez.......

Everybody forgets looks are just skin deep. Underneath that top layer we're all ugly mother fucking skeleton bones and blood soaked muscle tissue, brain matter and some ugly ass organs.

The coolest thing in life is when you don't care anymore what people think of how you look and you just be yourself. So many people hide under makeup. Get over it. Looks are fleeting. By the time you hit your 70's ain't nobody gonna want jump your bones anymore. So you might as well prep yourself for the inevitable when all you got to left to sell is personality and character.
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So you might as well prep yourself for the inevitable when all you got to left to sell is personality and character.
Goddam I'm going to be lonely
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I met my husband on the internet 10 years ago. We met playing a multi-user dungeon or MUD called Realms of Despair. We hated each other at first.. then we started to talk and became friends. We ended up being friends for a few years. Then there was a reunion of the players, and I went. Not long before this Joel had declared his "love" for me. I told him he was on crack and to take a flying leap off of a high bridge, you can't fall in love with someone online. I made him promise to stop talking like that and I would agree to meet him while in town for the reunion. Well I'm glad I did. We've been together ever since. It's been years now. We have two beautiful children and one on the way, and I could never have found a better match for myself anywhere else.

It's not typical for things to work out that way, but it's good to keep an open mind. Just be careful of yourself, make sure someone knows where you are and how to get a hold of you, be 100% safe in EVERYTHING you do, and hope for the best. Good luck!
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I met someone on oprano, we exchanged emails, then during internext
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I felt fine
then a bit later I whigged out and had to leave the club
that lover who was trying to take advantage of me?

Forest

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Mike has never been to Finland.
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Mike has never been to Finland.
He's a loser. Every self-respecting man should come to finland
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I like Scandanavia very much. I go to Sweden a lot. Stockholm is nice. I grew up in Alaska and its all very similar. Mike likes Louisiana which is mostly swamp land.
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Actually I have been to Finland.....

Scandanvia is awesome....
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Finland is cold, wet, dark, expensive and taxing sucks. I wanna get the fuck out of here.
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Scandanvia is awesome....
Agreed. I adopted these kids while hitchhiking through Helsinki


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Agreed. I adopted these kids while hitchhiking through Helsinki


They look VERY scandinavic, almost aryan.
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They were North Koreans seeking asylum. I had to use my eskimo whaling and reindeer herding connections in Alaska which were somewhat helpful in Southern Finland to speed up the paperwork and get their visa's approved. Now i keep them in a box in my back yard. Cute kids.
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Thanks for your input. Apparently I'm not welcome here so i'll continue on. I thought I had found a new home, but I cannot compete with assholes, nor will I try. I am NOT pre op, post op or any of that crap. I am 100% female and it's too bad you couldn't take the time to get to know me. Your loss.

Serge, please delete my profile...i won't be coming back.

I'm sorry your feelings got hurt.. dont be upset, i'm sure thats not the first time anyone has said anything to you about it.. you should be jaded now...



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Sensitive people shouldn't post pics unless they are prepared for anything and everything.

Geeez.......

Everybody forgets looks are just skin deep. Underneath that top layer we're all ugly mother fucking skeleton bones and blood soaked muscle tissue, brain matter and some ugly ass organs.

The coolest thing in life is when you don't care anymore what people think of how you look and you just be yourself. So many people hide under makeup. Get over it. Looks are fleeting. By the time you hit your 70's ain't nobody gonna want jump your bones anymore. So you might as well prep yourself for the inevitable when all you got to left to sell is personality and character.
OK, I'm crying "foul" since you also posted THIS

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Tried it and got burned. Girl in Australia. We chatted and talked on the phone for months. Got along great. Cute in her pics. Everything seemed made in heaven. Flew her in. She comes off the plane the size of Shamu. I kid you not this was a 2 seater, possibly 3.

I started to think I was having a nightmare that this couldn't be the same babe I had been talking to for months.

Make a long story short, she had been using pics of herself when she was in her early 20's and skinny.

The fucked up part, because I'm such a frickin gentleman I just didn't have the heart to blow her out on the spot, and just pretended like her whaleness wasn't a turn off. She was here for 2 weeks and then went back to Brisbane.

Only good thing I found out its true BBW's do give great BJ's.
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Online Romance at its finest:

Girl: Hi

Boy: hello

Boy: who is this?

Girl: just a someone?

Boy: A someone I know?

Girl: nope

Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me?

Girl: well sorrrrrry

Girl: I just wanted to chat with you

Boy: why?

Girl: nevermind your an asshole

Boy: Hey wait a minute

Girl: yes?

Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid

Girl: paranoid?

Boy: yes

Girl: of what?

Girl: me?

Boy: No. I'm in hiding.

Girl: LOL

Boy: Don't fucking laugh at me!

Boy: This shit is serious!

Girl: What are you hiding from?

Boy: The cops.

Girl: gimme a fucking break

Boy: I'm serious.

Girl: I don't get it

Boy: The cops are after me.

Girl: For what?

Boy: I'm wanted in three states

Girl: For???

Boy: It's kindof embarrasing.

Boy: I had sex with a turkey.

Boy: Hello?

Girl: You are fucking sick.

Boy: Send me your picture.

Girl: why?

Boy: so I know you aren't one of them.

Girl: One of what?

Boy: The cops.

Girl: I'm not a cop i told you

Boy: Then send me your picture.

Girl: hold on

Boy: Hurry up.

Boy: Are you there?

Boy: fuck you, cop!

Girl: Hey sorry

Girl: I had to do something for my mom.

Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.

Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities.

Boy: Weren't you!?

Girl: thats not it

Boy: Then what?

Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty

Boy: Most cops aren't

Girl: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKHEAD!

Boy: Then send me the picture.

Girl: fine. What's your e-mail?

Boy: Just send it through here.

Girl: alright *PIC*

Girl: Did you get it?

Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.

Girl: That was me back in may

Girl: I've lost weight since then.

Boy: I hope so

Girl: what?!?

Girl: that hurt my feelings.

Boy: Did it?

Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.

Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?

Girl: yes

Boy: Alright let me find it.

Girl: kks

Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC*

Girl: this isn't you.

Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't!

Girl: You don't look like that.

Boy: How the hell do you know?

Girl: cause your profile has another picture.

Boy: The profile pic is a fake.

Boy: I use it to hide from the cops.

Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol

Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....

Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.

Girl: Go fuck yourself

Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture

Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.

Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.

Girl: You've done nothing but slam me.

Girl: you hurt me.

Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?

Girl: I thought you were bullshitting me!

Boy: Why would I do that?

Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you

Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..

Girl: FUC YOU!!!

Boy: You'd break both of his legs.

Girl: You're a FUCKing asshole.

Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight

Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me

Boy: Ok. I'm sorry.

Girl: No you aren't

Boy: You're right. I'm not.

Boy: HAARRRRR!

Girl: I'm done with you

Boy: Aww. I'm sorry.

Girl: I'm putting you on ignore

Boy: Wait a sec

Boy: We got off on the wrong foot.

Boy: Wanna start over?

Girl: No

Boy: I'll eat your pussy

Girl: You'll what?

Boy: You heard me.

Boy: I said I'd eat your pussy.

Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture

Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy?

Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes

Boy: Well I'm not like most men.

Boy: I get excited in different ways.

Girl: Like what?

Boy: Do you really wanna know?

Girl: I don't know

Boy: You have to tell me yes or no.

Girl: I'm afraid to

Boy: Why?

Girl: cause

Boy: cause why?

Girl: well lets see

Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out

Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you?

Boy: Nope

Girl: well its strange to me

Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to

Girl: I didn't say that

Boy: So is that a yes?

Girl: I guess so.

Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.

Boy: Are you willing?

Girl: What do you need me to do?

Boy: I need you talk like a pirate.

Girl: ???

Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"

Boy: ok?

Boy: Hello?

Girl: You can't be serious

Boy: Oh yes I am!

Boy: It's my fantasy.

Girl: this is retarded

Boy: Do you want it or not?

Girl: Yes I want it.

Boy: Then you'll do it for me?

Girl: sure

Boy: Ok. Here we go.

Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.

Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them

Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy.

Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.

Girl: mmmm yeah

Boy: uh oh ...going limp.

Girl: Har

Boy: You gotta do better than that!

Boy: Your picture was really bad.

Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR

Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.

Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.

Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.

Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.

Girl: mmmmmm you are good

Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder

Boy: going limp

Girl: HARRRRRRR

Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.

Boy: You begin to sway back and forth.

Boy: going limp

Girl: this is stupid

Boy: ...still limp

Boy: Do it!

Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR

Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.

Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.

Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.

Girl: WTF?!?!?

Boy: They stink really bad.

Girl: OMG STOP!!!

Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass

Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.

Boy: I ram it up your ass.

Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!

Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.

Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...

Boy: I kick you in the face!

Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!

Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...

Boy: Your parrot flys away.

Boy: ...going limp again.

Boy: Hello?

Boy: Say it!

Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!![b][b][b][b][size=7]
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Scoreman, that was insane. Best 5 minutes I've spent in the last 4 hours.
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scoreman HAHAHA that was funny
i cant believe i read that shit
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Bradley and I met in a gay chat room. I wont say what either of us was doing there. He was a platinum member, I was a bronze. All that matters is that we found each other!

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That is also how I met Brad : )
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Hey, that's how *I* met Brad. :angry:
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So you might as well prep yourself for the inevitable when all you got to left to sell is personality and character.
Hey what do you mean 'all you've got left' ??!!
some of us have had to work with that from the beginning
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