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Oh no, you called me fat.
Is this the part where I kick you in the shins?
It's been so long since I've been in elementary school that you'll have to remind me before I can play on your level.
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Originally posted by Hooper@Nov 5 2003, 08:59 PM making kids isnt easy.
unless you're on the bottom
seriously though, 3-4 out of 30 days in a month.. 10% of the time a woman is fertile and you then still have a tiny chance of getting pregnant... i'd say if a woman has sex with a fertile man when she is in full ovulation and he comes inside of her right as she is coming, the odds are still tiny.
hell, look around at how many friends and family you/i/we have who have a hard time/impossible time conceiving....
It's all the flouride...water, toothpaste, beer, etc. The damned stuff is everywhere!
fat people.... never betray each other, that's for sure.
Carrie ? Fat ? Where is that butt pic ?
Damn, I never knew I was a chubby chaser...
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Dayum.....
The one night I decide to get an early sleep and I miss all the fun...
Was thinkin the same thing... the one thing that sucks about this graveyard shift... guess I'll have to go to Confucy's Kinkos to keep up on threads...
Grogan... in another thread I suggested you were the illegitimate love child of Confucy and Clyde from "Every Which Way But Loose"... I want to publicly apologize...
I'm SO sorry Clyde... I didn't mean to insult your species like that...
Forgive me PLEASE ???
BTW, Great-looking kids! When they grow up, you'll learn the truth of one of Torone's Truisms..."Grandchildren are a grandparent's reward for not killing their own kids."
trust me, making kids isn't easy or I would be a mother by now, a few times over.
Good luck.
You are right , I forgot how lucky I was for a while.Got a wake up call and celebrate my good fortune everyday now
Becoming a father was easy for me.I'm working hard at becoming a Dad ;-))
A fourth is on the way
But after an ectopic and my wife nearly dying last year , I'm nervous as heck.My wife however is cool as a cucumber
And wants 6!!!
As my job takes 30 seconds ( I'm trying to get this figure lower) its OK though
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 6 2003, 08:06 AM Thks sarah.
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trust me, making kids isn't easy or I would be a mother by now, a few times over.
Good luck.
You are right , I forgot how lucky I was for a while.Got a wake up call and celebrate my good fortune everyday now
Becoming a father was easy for me.I'm working hard at becoming a Dad ;-))
A fourth is on the way
But after an ectopic and my wife nearly dying last year , I'm nervous as heck.My wife however is cool as a cucumber
And wants 6!!!
As my job takes 30 seconds ( I'm trying to get this figure lower) its OK though
You are very lucky Nick! And you have a blessing in a brave wife. This is my third, I had incredible problems with the delivery of the first two, and right from the get go this pregnancy has been excrutiatingly difficult.. and I'm damn TERRIFIED of labor. My husband is the brave one, and I sure as hell am grateful for that!
being that you are in real estate (mortgage company as you put it) what is the percentage a person, as a first time home buyer, can put down to purchase a house?
what credit score do you need in order NOT to qualify for a high risk loan account?
what credit score makes one an optimal and highly qualified home buyer (meaning that a person qualifies for a good mortgage rate or mortgage rate that is less then the standard everyday rate being given now)?
what credit score makes one a high risk purchaser?
how long does one have to wait before they can qualify for their next home purchase (and we are not talking people like trump)?
can a person qualify for a second home at the first home down payment percentage?
and while your at it, why not tell me the steps that are taken for someone who purchases a home from the point of a walk thru to the time it is sold.
youre in the business so you should know the answers to the above. im buying my second home so be careful with your answers for what i have asked is industry standard.
also, anyone who is making bank the way you claim you are, should know that buying a house is the first thing you do with your money because the equity is better then a savings account.
im calling you on this so you better answer maturely and correctly otherwise you will be a laughing stock son.
i forgot to add this question, if part of your home is a business and part of it is a residence, does the down payment percentage change even if it is your first purchase; what percentage of the place has to be a business to qualify at a certain rate and what percentage of the place has to be a home to qualify at a certain rate (i will give you this much, the rate is not seperated or combined, it is one whole percentage rate you have to put down).
Originally posted by Cassie@Nov 6 2003, 01:08 PM otherwise you will be a laughing stock son.
What do you mean by will be
Ah ha ha ha ha
.50 says grogan either ignores it or says he doesn't (have to)know because that's what the loan officers have to know (oh now he can't use that excuse)
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King could keep away from actively publishing new works about as well as Art Bell could stay off of the air or Michael Jordan could stay off of the courts.
I used to be a huge King fan, but he lost me with the one with the UFO buried in the backyard and the woman's pubic hair turning green and leafy. I can't remember which one that was ("It"?) but at that point it seemed to me like he was grasping far too much for new material and needed to take a serious breather.
I loved his children's book though ("Eyes of the Dragon"), I wish he'd do more of those.
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Originally posted by Carrie@Nov 6 2003, 01:37 PM King could keep away from actively publishing new works about as well as Art Bell could stay off of the air or Michael Jordan could stay off of the courts.
I used to be a huge King fan, but he lost me with the one with the UFO buried in the backyard and the woman's pubic hair turning green and leafy. I can't remember which one that was ("It"?) but at that point it seemed to me like he was grasping far too much for new material and needed to take a serious breather.
I loved his children's book though ("Eyes of the Dragon"), I wish he'd do more of those.
That book was "Tommyknockers" - probably my least favorite book by King
That was written during his um ... substance abuse period (he writes about that in the non fiction book about the craft of writing "On Writing")
I enjoy King's newer work the most as he's writing about people in interesting situations as opposed to writing about terror/horror with interesting people
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Vick, I used to be quite the reader. I enjoy King as well. Always the books more than any movie. But I read a book in high school that has remained my favorite book ever since. Its not a novel by any stretch, but I have re-read it at least a dozen times, and each time I get something different out of it. I would love to find out what someone lik you think of it. It is called
Illusions
by Richard Bach same author who wrote Jonathon Livingston Seagull, and not to be confused with the Bachman Books.
I love this book so much that every member of my family has read it, and I have purchased it several times, as each one becomes to worn to be of any good.
Originally posted by Vick@Nov 6 2003, 11:06 AM spaz - much thanks, I'll have to put that on my to read list
What's ironic is I had guests over for dinner, drinks and conversation Tuesday and one of them recommended the same book
Wow! now thats a coincidence. The book really had an impact on me when i was younger, and it is the first book I always recommend to friends who really enjoy reading. I bet you could read it cover to cover in a night.
Originally posted by spazlabz@Nov 6 2003, 10:59 AM Vick, I used to be quite the reader. I enjoy King as well. Always the books more than any movie. But I read a book in high school that has remained my favorite book ever since. Its not a novel by any stretch, but I have re-read it at least a dozen times, and each time I get something different out of it. I would love to find out what someone lik you think of it. It is called
Illusions
by Richard Bach same author who wrote Jonathon Livingston Seagull, and not to be confused with the Bachman Books.
I love this book so much that every member of my family has read it, and I have purchased it several times, as each one becomes to worn to be of any good.
spaz
Ilusions is a great book... and in fact, the first of a trilogy...
Illusions, The Bridge Across Forever, and One
I actually liked One the best...
Spaz... I've done the same thing, with buying several copies for others...
Do as I did, and special order a hardcover copy.
Originally posted by Carrie@Nov 6 2003, 10:37 AM King could keep away from actively publishing new works about as well as Art Bell could stay off of the air or Michael Jordan could stay off of the courts.
I used to be a huge King fan, but he lost me with the one with the UFO buried in the backyard and the woman's pubic hair turning green and leafy. I can't remember which one that was ("It"?) but at that point it seemed to me like he was grasping far too much for new material and needed to take a serious breather.
I loved his children's book though ("Eyes of the Dragon"), I wish he'd do more of those.
Carrie...
For lighter fare you might try Piers Anthony's Xanth series starting with
"A Spell for Chameleon"...
Tommyknockers was indeed a bit bloated in verbage, but in other instances
(uncut version of The Stand or It for example) those 800-1000 pages are
worth every word King pours into them...
Reading the Dark Tower series is like watching "The Wall" for the very first
time... you never know what you are going to encounter next... but you
are jonesing for the mindfuck you hope is coming...
Originally posted by LadyMischief@Nov 6 2003, 06:07 PM
Swan Song is another excellent book, remeniscent of the Stand. It's by Robert R. McCammon. If you like King, you will enjoy McCammon.
Also, if you like Piers Anthony, the Incarnations of Immortality series is a very entertaining read.
LadyM,
Oh indeed!! On A Pale Horse is wonderful ...
That is one of the great things about PA... He doesn't write just
ONE book but keeps the story going!
Not to get off the great book topic, but where's Confucy? This type of situation (Groggy being a bullshitter) is right up her alley. I really thought she'd be all over him by now, but we haven't heard a peep.
Weird, eh?
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