Its Nostalgia Week at Oprano!

[Newton]

ooh good idea I can whack a film on .. now is the nino brown classic or the much underrated no-nonsense LAPD narc Russell Stevens, Jr .. hmm choices choices ..

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Trev

I'll keep my fingers crossed that I'm in one of your notebooks and I get marked down as "Handsome with a large penis", I know it'll be wrong but I can live in hope

Now go watch Hitch and tell me if it sucks

*checking my notebook*

Ah...here it is....

"Trev...sensitive, kind, intelligent, witty...extraordinarily good looking with flashing eyes and an electric smile...extremely sensuous...magnetic sexuality that makes a woman limp with desire...incredible staying power in bed...just the touch of his fingers makes a woman orgasm...versatile, creative, absolutely stunning sexually..."

*sigh*
Sorry, Trev. No "handsome with a large penis."

I hope you're not too terribly disappointed.

[MorganGrayson]

I won't be able to watch "Hitch" until my "movie buddy" comes home from work...bearing pizza and assorted junk food.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by gigi

oy, I DON'T like this! hahaha

and you say this is ALL week long? LOL

Gigi, for the week, may I suggest you change your settings so it's new post on top. Trust me, it's much easier and also just like the old flat board system!

[Dravyk]

Btw, something's wrong with that poll module. At least the totaling part of it.

Everyone can vote only once. There's been roughly 50+ votes cast but it says only 17 people voted.

[Winetalk.com]

turn it off,
it's boring like my 10 years old poop

[Newton]

[Lisa]

Pssst Harry....it's a multiple-choice poll.

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Btw, something's wrong with that poll module. At least the totaling part of it.

Everyone can vote only once. There's been roughly 50+ votes cast but it says only 17 people voted.

Which part of "multiple choice answers" threw ya, Drav?

[PornoDoggy]

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

turn it off,
it's boring like my 10 years old poop

Come on, Serge ... you need to get over to the Gevalia bar and have some Decaf.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Lisa

Pssst Harry....it's a multiple-choice poll.

You can pick more than one? Yikes! Never saw a board poll that could do that before.

Geez, everyone is confused with the old style of things, and I can't get used to the new style! .... I'm turning into a dinosaur.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Which part of "multiple choice answers" threw ya, Drav?

All Of 'Em.

[PornoDoggy]

Originally Posted by Lisa

Pssst Harry....it's a multiple-choice poll.

I am so very much not laughing ...

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

turn it off,
it's boring like my 10 years old poop

10 year old poop is now sold as art work for $20 grand.

[MorganGrayson]

Va. Laptop Sale Turns Into a Stampede

RICHMOND, Va. (AP) - A rush to purchase $50 used laptops turned into a violent stampede Tuesday, with people getting thrown to the pavement, beaten with a folding chair and nearly driven over. One woman went so far as to wet herself rather than surrender her place in line.

"This is total, total chaos," said Latoya Jones, 19, who lost one of her flip-flops in the ordeal and later limped around on the sizzling blacktop with one foot bare.

An estimated 5,500 people turned out at the Richmond International Raceway in hopes of getting their hands on one of the 4-year-old Apple iBooks. The Henrico County school system was selling 1,000 of the computers to county residents. New iBooks cost between $999 and $1,299.

Officials opened the gates at 7 a.m., but some already had been waiting since 1:30 a.m. When the gates opened, it became a terrifying mob scene.

People threw themselves forward, screaming and pushing each other. A little girl's stroller was crushed in the stampede. Witnesses said an elderly man was thrown to the pavement, and someone in a car tried to drive his way through the crowd.

Seventeen people suffered minor injuries, with four requiring hospital treatment, Henrico County Battalion Chief Steve Wood said. There were no arrests and the iBooks sold out by 1 p.m.

"It's rather strange that we would have such a tremendous response for the purchase of a laptop computer - and laptop computers that probably have less-than- desirable attributes," said Paul Proto, director of general services for Henrico County. "But I think that people tend to get caught up in the excitement of the event - it almost has an entertainment value."

Blandine Alexander, 33, said one woman standing in front of her was so desperate to retain her place in line that she urinated on herself.

"I've never been in something like that before, and I never again will," said Alexander, who brought her 14-year-old twin boys to the complex at 4:30 a.m. to wait in line. "No matter what the kids want, I already told them I'm not doing that again."

Jesse Sandler said he was one of the people pushing forward, using a folding chair he had brought with him to beat back people who tried to cut in front of him.

"I took my chair here and I threw it over my shoulder and I went, 'Bam,'" the 20-year-old said nonchalantly, his eyes glued to the screen of his new iBook, as he tapped away on the keyboard at a testing station. "They were getting in front of me and I was there a lot earlier than them, so I thought that it was just," he said.

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

All Of 'Em.

Now *that* was priceless!

[MorganGrayson]

When you wake up in the morning, Trev...fix the font on that damned post!!! Why it hates my copy/paste I don't know but, boy, that bugs!!!!!

[MorganGrayson]

I'll lay odds that at some point in this guy's life, somebody said "you know, you should really get a hobby."

What else would you do with 15 million ice cream sticks?


AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - A replica Viking ship made of 15 million ice cream sticks is to be launched in Amsterdam on Tuesday by a former Hollywood stuntman who hopes eventually to sail it across the Atlantic.

The 15-meter ship, which took Robert McDonald two years to build, is to be launched in Amsterdam harbor with a crew of around 25 in a bid to set a world record for the largest sailing ship made of ice cream sticks.

The Viking longship, equipped with oars and a mast, is built with sticks of birch-wood glued together painstakingly by McDonald and two volunteers in a Dutch workshop. It is to be put through its paces for around 90 minutes Tuesday.

"It's a dream come true. It's truly worth all the hard work," McDonald said Monday.

"I never want to look at glue again. I don't think I will be in a hurry to look at ice cream sticks again," said the 45-year-old from Jacksonville, Florida.

The ice cream sticks used to make the ship were provided by Unilever's ice cream maker OLA and by children who collected discarded sticks around the world.

McDonald, whose Sea Heart Foundation (www.seaheartship.com) helps provide leisure activities for children in hospitals, hopes to sail his Viking ship across the Atlantic next year.

"That's still the ultimate goal, to sail across the Atlantic in the Viking-style," McDonald said.

Christopher Columbus was acclaimed for centuries as the man who discovered America in 1492.

But in recent decades, more evidence has come to light showing that Icelander Leif Ericsson and the Vikings were the first Europeans to set foot on the American continent in the year 1,000.

Viking longboats let Norse warriors land, pillage and plunder large parts of Europe and sail off knowing that no other vessels could catch up.

[TheEnforcer]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Btw, something's wrong with that poll module. At least the totaling part of it.

Everyone can vote only once. There's been roughly 50+ votes cast but it says only 17 people voted.

Hello McFly.. you can vote for more than one choice.

[Nickatilynx]

OK.... I have taken all I can take and I can takes no more!!!!


You can't turn back time!!! LOL

Turn it back to the threaded board asap.

We will still do the RANDOM POST $100 a day giveaway and maybe a best thread of the day...

But for the love of R-n turn it back to threaded.

"There's no place like home , there's no place like home.."

[Dravyk]

A replica Viking ship made of 15 million ice cream sticks is to be launched in Amsterdam on Tuesday by a former Hollywood stuntman who hopes eventually to sail it across the Atlantic.

The 15-meter ship, which took Robert McDonald two years to build, is to be launched in Amsterdam harbor with a crew of around 25 in a bid to set a world record for the largest sailing ship made of ice cream sticks.

Quick! We're taking on water!

You, start passing around the Orange Creamsicles!

Those of you on the starboard, start working on those Dove Bars now!

The rest of you, grab any flavor, and damn it -- Eat, lads!! Eat like you've never eaten before, damn ya!!

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

OK.... I have taken all I can take and I can takes no more!!!!

Pikey wuss!

[Nickatilynx]

28 more posts to the first shirt i believe...

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Pikey wuss!

thats a beating...

[Nickatilynx]

There's one thing I now know about the flat board...

I HATE IT!!!

LOL

[Lisa]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Turn it back to the threaded board asap.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[kath]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

OK.... I have taken all I can take and I can takes no more!!!!


You can't turn back time!!! LOL

Turn it back to the threaded board asap.

We will still do the RANDOM POST $100 a day giveaway and maybe a best thread of the day...

But for the love of R-n turn it back to threaded.

"There's no place like home , there's no place like home.."

Don't give up.... this has been fun!

[WickedTemptress]

Hello everybody!

Nice contest you guys have going on here...

[Baxter]

hello to all how ya doing today

[Dravyk]

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel!
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel,
Mr. Grinch!
You're a bad banana with a
Greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole!
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul,
Mr. Grinch!
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole!

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile!
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile,
Mr. Grinch!
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the, um, seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots!
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch!
You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a nauseous super naus!
You're a crooked dirty jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss,
Mr. Grinch!
Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots! You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr. Grinch!
The three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote:
Stink, stank, stunk!

[Dravyk]

Hi Baxter! Hi Wicked Temptress!

[Newton]

bump

[Newton]

The main board is back to normal and the competition is still running with regards to the cash and stylish Oprano clothing one can win

[WickedTemptress]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Hi Baxter! Hi Wicked Temptress!

Hello Dravyk!

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Newton

The main board is back to normal

[Winetalk.com]

thanks God somebody put the stop to this abomination.

[Vick]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

OK.... I have taken all I can take and I can takes no more!!!!


You can't turn back time!!! LOL

Turn it back to the threaded board asap.

We will still do the RANDOM POST $100 a day giveaway and maybe a best thread of the day...

But for the love of R-n turn it back to threaded.

"There's no place like home , there's no place like home.."

That post is lacking testicular fortitude

and that's all I got to say about that

[Father Time]

Serge, since doing business with you includes a fucking up the ass at some point, is there an extra charge for it?
Brad Shaw
**********************

Brad,
as you are well aware, I do assholes like you absolutelly FREE of charge.

I was doing assholes like you since
1997, via GBU, and with knowledge that Serge has compiled regarding fucking assholes over his many years of being in this business,
I won't even use lube on assholes like you
http://cotac.com/web/fuckers.html
Serge
Sun, 16 Jun, 2002 - 00:42:20 172.130.37.225 Post #: 89052

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yeah.. that'll be the day that i teach kb how to keep a job... err.. i mean.. teach nuclear physics!

hahahaha

if the # of egos on this board was summed, multiplied by the actual daily $$$ made by said egos & then divided by the number of *knowledgable* posts made by those same egos the earnings per ego would be a_____ :-)
Hooper
Sat, 15 Jun - 23:55:10 24.243.225.137 Post #: 89051

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from knowledge that Serge has compiled regarding webmaster advertising over his many years of being in this business
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hahahahahahahaha
Hooper
Sat, 15 Jun - 23:48:07 24.243.225.137 Post #: 89050

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Brad you never seemed to care before when I visited you : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Assholes are a dime a dozen
Sat, 15 Jun - 22:48:40 66.157.2.174 Post #: 89049

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CUT-AND-PASTE SPAM
gthang
Sat, 15 Jun - 22:47:40 24.102.94.112 Post #: 89048

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Brad
The getting fucked up the ass part of this business is a perk, just relaxe, bend over, and enjoy.

Cleo (.)^(.)
Sat, 15 Jun - 20:35:05 208.61.44.30 Post #: 89047

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http://cotac.com/web/
*********
Nice design Serge. You are getting much better at this whole html thing.

Cleo (.)^(.) ------------------>
Sat, 15 Jun - 20:25:28 208.61.44.30 Post #: 89046

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Serge, since doing business with you includes a fucking up the ass at some point, is there an extra charge for it?
Brad Shaw
Sat, 15 Jun - 20:05:01 68.98.91.15 Post #: 89045

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P.S.

"Smart Business,
not STUPID Business,
it's NOT da r-r-race"
;-)))
Serge
Sat, 15 Jun - 19:07:02 172.140.177.233 Post #: 89044

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Moose,
got your e-mail,
check
http://cotac.com/web/

as one of my friends said today:
Cotac is back in Business
;-))
Serge
Sat, 15 Jun - 19:03:25 172.140.177.233 Post #: 89043

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I will be FINALLY heading home tommorow....

Mike AI
**********************************

YEEHAAAAAAAAAAW! THANK YA JESUS!


Katie's Family
Sat, 15 Jun - 17:53:05 66.185.85.76 Post #: 89042

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I'm watching the waterboy on usa starring MikeAI. So much for people having lives. ;)))


Ulfie
Sat, 15 Jun - 17:52:42 12.226.153.78 Post #: 89041

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Life?? Who has a life? I am watching the Lawerence Welk show here in a hotel in Sacrimento...

HAHAHAHA

I am going insane!!

I will be FINALLY heading home tommorow.... 1 month on the road is way to long for me.


Mike AI
Sat, 15 Jun - 17:49:57 199.174.217.184 Post #: 89040

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Got my Martens on with steely toes
Spike my hair and pierce my nose
I’m goin’ up to Punk Rock Heaven

Hippie Hell awaits you, Jack
Unless you take that tie-dye off your back
And jump the track to Punk Rock Heaven

The smack up there is pearly white
There’s always time to pick a fight
The leather pants are nice and tight
The Pistols play there every night

If I was you I tell you, son
I’d pierce my nipples with a staple gun

The smack up there is white as snow
Pack my bags, man — here I go!
Maybe in an hour or so
I’ll catch a G.G. Allin show

Hey every junky, punk and freak
If Manic Panic makes you weak
Then follow me and catch that train
Pleased to meet you, Kurt Cobain


Vick ann that's where I be tonight ;-)
Sat, 15 Jun - 17:49:28 68.55.232.91 Post #: 89039

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Haha, one time Serge farted in my company. The poor guy, I went off on him so bad that I think he ended up with gas bloat afraid to relieve himself around me again.

Wow, we really do need to get lives if the only thing to do is talk about farting.

Cleo (.)^(.) No farts here
Sat, 15 Jun - 17:44:12 208.61.44.30 Post #: 89038

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well at least you admit it Cleo. Serge rips farts and just lets it linger around the board for an hour basking in the scent of his own handiwork. Nobody is brave enough to confront him on it.
mutt
Sat, 15 Jun - 17:36:25 66.185.85.76 Post #: 89037

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All the boards seem slow. Do you think that maybe some people like actually have lives?

Cleo (.)^(.) I just farted. Yeah, just now. Can you smell it?
Sat, 15 Jun - 17:27:39 208.61.44.30 Post #: 89036

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I have been able to get here,
but from the looks of things,
your not the only one moose.

voodooman (I'm to sexy for my car...)
Sat, 15 Jun - 17:19:24 151.204.102.136 Post #: 89035

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Have not been able to reach this board all day...lots going on.

Serge I sent you mail.
Moose
Sat, 15 Jun - 17:01:33 66.74.194.241 Post #: 89034

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i'm starting a movement to have the phrase 'Check it out!' banished. Hopefully the kids are working on some new lingo, this one's done.

Until I hear what the hiphop kidsare saying on the streets these days, I'm gonna go with 'Take a gander over there feller!'.



CHECK IT OUT!







mutt
Sat, 15 Jun - 16:52:14 66.185.85.76 Post #: 89033

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heya Colin, shoot me your number would ya? I lost it :(


dig
Sat, 15 Jun - 15:34:59 24.126.92.2 Post #: 89032

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Colin that is an amazing journel... I would hate to be in that guys shoes.
---------------------------------
it must be depressing and kind of devistating emotionally, to spend a lifetime telling yourself that everything is the "will of Allah"... then know that you are being totally decimated with absolutely no chance of survival at the same time.

JR
Sat, 15 Jun - 13:28:26 65.115.141.202 Post #: 89031

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Alien,
Oprano is NOT making $100,000 a month in ads,
we are less than a year young....

$100k a months in ads sales and deals comissions is our GOAL and we are VERY far from it yet.
Serge
Sat, 15 Jun - 13:26:41 172.163.253.184 Post #: 89030

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"do you still wanna challenge russkies raised and born?"

There is a twist to it D$...
Here is the real situation:
Russkie born and raised with an Australian thrown in the mix. The Australian thrown in the mix is the deciding factor don't forget to look side to side cuz he wants some play as well don't doubt that!

Its so American to have more balls than braines its always admirable! What mainstream is clearing 100k a mo in paid ad's on the net?
Only a handful mang and those I writtin on IOU's!
ALIEN Heretic Design. 9 years in design and running without fail.
Sat, 15 Jun - 12:45:51 63.102.173.56 Post #: 89029

[Trev]

So it's been fixed

[Trev]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

*checking my notebook*

Ah...here it is....

"Trev...sensitive, kind, intelligent, witty...extraordinarily good looking with flashing eyes and an electric smile...extremely sensuous...magnetic sexuality that makes a woman limp with desire...incredible staying power in bed...just the touch of his fingers makes a woman orgasm...versatile, creative, absolutely stunning sexually..."

*sigh*
Sorry, Trev. No "handsome with a large penis."

I hope you're not too terribly disappointed.

Aww shucks, no disappointment here

[Trev]

So who won the $100 for yesterday?

[Evil Chris]

Oh good the reminiscing is over.

[Trev]

I take it you were a little less than keen on it Chris

[Evil Chris]

Originally Posted by Trev

I take it you were a little less than keen on it Chris

No, it was fun but a single thread made for heavy load times for vbulletin.

[Trev]

You should have tried it on an older computer, Toni's is about 4 or 5 years old and it took forever to load....

I'll take short threaded boards anyday

[Newton]

It was nice to see bygone days. The flat aspect certainly did move fast.

[Bhelliom]

Fast? I don't think I've seen 200 posts a day on this board since i started

[Bhelliom]

I really....

[Bhelliom]

want to get to

[Bhelliom]

600 sweet