Phone App For 9 Year Olds - Chuck Jerks Off

gonzo · 10-25-2010

Talking Chuck was approved by Apple and released into the appstore on October 22. It’s described as “a fun and interactive character for your iPhone and iPod” and “Fun for everyone! Kids, adults, friends, co-workers, and more. Everyone loves Talking Chuck!”

One of the buttons that makes Chuck do things is labeled “WC” (for water closet, or bathroom). When you press the button it’s supposed to “let him go to the toilet.” Which may or may not be true. But what he’s doing in that toilet is maturbating, complete with a happy ending.

Apple rated the app as 9+, which it defines as “Applications in this category may contain mild or infrequent occurrences of cartoon, fantasy or realistic violence, and infrequent or mild mature, suggestive, or horror-themed content which may not be suitable for children under the age of 9.”

Get it while it’s still available, just don’t let your kids play with it.

Good job Steve Jobs!

http://techcrunch.com/2010/10/24/mak...r-9-year-olds/

10-25-2010	#1
gonzo Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta,Ga. Posts: 17,795 Blog Entries: 11	Phone App For 9 Year Olds - Chuck Jerks Off Talking Chuck was approved by Apple and released into the appstore on October 22. It’s described as “a fun and interactive character for your iPhone and iPod” and “Fun for everyone! Kids, adults, friends, co-workers, and more. Everyone loves Talking Chuck!” One of the buttons that makes Chuck do things is labeled “WC” (for water closet, or bathroom). When you press the button it’s supposed to “let him go to the toilet.” Which may or may not be true. But what he’s doing in that toilet is maturbating, complete with a happy ending. Apple rated the app as 9+, which it defines as “Applications in this category may contain mild or infrequent occurrences of cartoon, fantasy or realistic violence, and infrequent or mild mature, suggestive, or horror-themed content which may not be suitable for children under the age of 9.” Get it while it’s still available, just don’t let your kids play with it. Good job Steve Jobs! http://techcrunch.com/2010/10/24/mak...r-9-year-olds/ __________________ We are putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage." "Never try and be like anyone else" - Hunter S. Thompson "The truth is the truth no matter how you try and package a lie" - Shellee Hale